Sarcasm meter[views:9670][posts:88]_____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] So i been thinking. There are too many times when i type exactly what i would say, and people obviously don't get that it's sarcastic, and get offended, angry, horny, etc... So my solution: At the bottom of every one of my posts that i think people will NOT get the sarcasm in, or ones that i think they will interpret with sarcasm i didn't intend, will have the sarcasm meeter. This will put an end to people misunderstanding what i am trying to say. Hopefully this will catch on. Sarcasm Meter X Literal 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 100% Sarcastic Multiple edits here, but it looks right now. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:15pm - Martins ""] meter 5 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:16pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] way to go Jim, this is a brillant idea. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] How do you use it? like this: SM: Literal |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:17pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] Or like this: OH AWESOME IDEA SM: 10 |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - Dr. Steve Brule ""] Only times when you need to put the meter up is what you need to do it to desriibe how you are feeling. The sarcasm meter ul-ul-ultimately will take over in your world online. For your technology |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - archaeon ""] Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] yes, the second way. either 1-10. 10 being 100% sarcastic. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:20pm - Martins ""] Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:20pm - ouchdrummer ""] archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 You see, my "Not understanding" is usaully my own personal form of sarcasm. Now you know... bitches. SM:0 |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - archaeon ""] ouchdrummer said: archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 You see, my "Not understanding" is usaully my own personal form of sarcasm. Now you know... bitches. SM:0 Truth SM: 10 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - ouchdrummer ""] Martins said:Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 I don't think you get the Sarcasm Meter sir. 99 is NOT a value that would fall anywhere on the scale.... but i know what you mean so it's ok... nice try. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] So basically, you're saying you're gay? SM: 2 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - Martins ""] ouchdrummer said: Martins said:Jim's a big goofy head who isn't good at kissing. Sm: 99 I don't think you get the Sarcasm Meter sir. 99 is NOT a value that would fall anywhere on the scale.... but i know what you mean so it's ok... nice try. We're done. SM: -99 |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:22pm - RichHorror ""] archaeon said:Jim, really? I think it's the other way around, you're the one who never seems to understand sarcasm from other posters. SM:0 Yes, a great way to pussy out when called on e-crying every five seconds. |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:23pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] this website sucks now, thanks Jim |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:23pm - ouchdrummer ""] the_taste_of_cigarettes said:So basically, you're saying you're gay? SM: 2 Not sure how you got that, but nonetheless..... no. and let's not kill the SM already people, I know your all just trying to "get the feel of it", but in the end, you don't need to use it constantly. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - the_reverend ""] SNARK! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - ouchdrummer ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:this website sucks now, thanks Jim anytime. |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:24pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] It might be a good practice to use it constantly, though. Saves people the guesswork. SM: 0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:25pm - ouchdrummer ""] true |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:26pm - archaeon ""] NIGGERS SM: 0 |
| _________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:27pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I kinda like this. Way less l4m3 than emoticons. Good job! SM: 0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - Martins ""] I like all of you. SM: 3 SM: 0 SM:10 |
| ______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - Yeti ""] farts are better than most everything in life combined. SM: -10000 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:28pm - ouchdrummer ""] yeti, that was deep. |
| __________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:30pm - archaeon ""] Hoser is funny and has valid opinions on political topics SM: 209301973712 |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:31pm - narkybark ""] oh jim. SM:5 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:33pm - RustyPS ""] Martins said:I like all of you. SM: 3 SM: 0 SM:10DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:36pm - ouchdrummer ""] narkybark said:oh jim. SM:5 yea sweetiepie? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:43pm - RichHorror ""] I remember when this board had no sensitive faggots. SM: 0 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 1:54pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] RichHorror said:I remember when this board had no sensitive faggots. SM: 0 HIGH54CANCER: i hate that website now |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:00pm - josh_hates_you ""] whats wrong with [/sarcasm]? honestly if someone does not get sarcasm that is their problem for sucking at life not your problem cause they are emo sm 0 |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:01pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] josh_hates_you said:whats wrong with [/sarcasm]? honestly if someone does not get sarcasm that is their problem for sucking at life not your problem cause they are emo sm 0 back'd |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:03pm - RichHorror ""] lol @ Jim, King of Emo |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:05pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ooooooooor Queen of Emo |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:30pm - ouchdrummer ""] me? emo? ..... Tits, football, beer, brutaldeathmetal, analrape, khed! that better? |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:35pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is what you people get up to when I'm not around, is it? LOL SM 3.14 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] wow, was that a rating of pi on the SM? Brilliant. |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:40pm - RustyPS ""] ouchdrummer said:wow, was that a rating of pi on the SM? Brilliant.[img] |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:41pm - ouchdrummer ""] it was fucking brilliant. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 2:47pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Mathematically circular sarcasm - it's more likely than you think! SM 30X6 |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:11pm - Murph ""] This thread sounds like the first two rows at a Coldplay concert. SM: 0^0.5.....0^10.....0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:12pm - Martins ""] dicks. sm: 6.023e23 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:12pm - ouchdrummer ""] my head hurtee. |
| _______________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:22pm - Murph ""] Brian Williams enjoys the company of women. SM: f(x) = 1.5(x) + 3 + 2(x); f(2) |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 3:31pm - ouchdrummer ""] Maybe this was a bad idea. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:51pm - josh_hates_you ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Mathematically circular sarcasm - it's more likely than you think! SM 30X6 360 degrees would be circular.(or square even) not sure if i get the 30x6 it equals 180. in geometry an object with 180 degrees is a triangle......... |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:52pm - josh_hates_you ""] forgot to ad sm 0 |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:53pm - Martins ""] Or he could just be turning to face the opposite direction. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:53pm - sacreligion ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:54pm - josh_hates_you ""] you cant replace pi with pie |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:54pm - sacreligion ""] no, you. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 4:57pm - josh_hates_you ""] [img] |
| _________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 5:26pm - brodown ""] Can the sarcasm meter be used sarcastically? SM: 1092834203894234 (or maybe 1. Who knows.) |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 5:39pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] you are all milkfaced raviolis |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:51pm - ouchdrummer ""] whiskey_weed_and_women said:you are all milkfaced raviolis i don't know what that means. SM:0 |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 8:57pm - ouchdrummer ""] what about using the Pyfagium Queerum with the SM... for instance: Mathematical jokes using offensive anti-gay terms are very funny. SM: The square of the hypotenuse of a faggot purple triangle is equal to the sum of the square's on the other two homos |
| ________________________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:02pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""] ouchdrummer said: whiskey_weed_and_women said:you are all milkfaced raviolis i don't know what that means. SM:0 that's cause you're a fuckin n00b |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 17,2009 9:05pm - ouchdrummer ""] I guess your right. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:33pm - arilliusbm ""] IMPLEMENT THIS NOW BEFORE INTERNET SARCASM KILLS SOMEONE |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:49pm - ouchdrummer ""] ouchdrummer said:what about using the Pyfagium Queerum with the SM... for instance: Mathematical jokes using offensive anti-gay terms are very funny. SM: The square of the hypotenuse of a faggot purple triangle is equal to the sum of the square's on the other two homos this was a good one. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 2:54pm - the_reverend ""] who the hell was telling me to do this at a show? |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:00pm - arilliusbm ""] probably me. although I'd need one in real life too (especially for DYA. Deadpan humor does Not work with him) |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:02pm - ouchdrummer ""] It should really be a some sort of emoticon that means sarcasm. The 1-10 thing was originally intended to describe how my voice would sound if i said it, in other words, something could definitely be said with sarcasm, but only enough in my voice for someone to know that i was joking. While people seem to have misunderstood. For instance, recently i used a SM:7 after something i said that was totally a joke, but said with a moderate amount of sarcasm. They took it as what i was saying was partially true. That's not how it works. So with an emoticon people would know if it was sarcastic, or not. And that's all you really need. DO THAT REV |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:13pm - arilliusbm ""] really? That somebody mustve been a moron. SM:1 |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:15pm - ouchdrummer ""] see, you used it perfectly there. Cause OBVIOUSLY you were joking, cause that someone was you. BUT you weren't only joking 1 out of ten, you were totally joking, just doing it with an ALMOST straight tone of voice. (which is common for self-deprecating humor) |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:16pm - Yeti ""] i think you should just let people figure it out for themselves. if they take it seriously, tell them to get a high colonic to loosen up. if they don't and it is serious, punch them in the ballsac. |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:19pm - ouchdrummer ""] Well, i definitely agree for certain situations... the problem with that is that people that i like very much that don't understand my humor. I mean, shit, my band stands in the same room i do and doesn't understand when i'm joking and when i'm not. So if there's a way to make people understand what you're trying to say better while on the interweb, it just makes communication better. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:23pm - arilliusbm ""] my problem is I've fucked everything up by not using it and being sarcastic all the time, or using it when I'm not being sarcastic. Also, toying with people for shits and giggles. No one knows when I'm joking or serious; it'll always remain a mystery. Only in real life does it matter |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""] i know what you mean, there are many times i have to add "just kidding" to avoid a neurotic breakdown from the other person. people are way more uptight now too, which doesn't help. everyone is so self-absorbed that they think everything is an attack on their well-being, and they have to justify their meaningless existence by getting all pissy and defensive. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:25pm - Yeti ""] arilliusbm said:my problem is I've fucked everything up by not using it and being sarcastic all the time, or using it when I'm not being sarcastic. Also, toying with people for shits and giggles. No one knows when I'm joking or serious; it'll always remain a mystery. Only in real life does it matter only real life is real. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:26pm - arilliusbm ""] In other words, I'm surprised I haven annoyed the fuck out of anyone on this board outside of martins. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:29pm - m nli ""] I think you think you annoy/ed me more than you do/did. |
| _____________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:30pm - Yeti ""] i found your overly sarcastic demeanor hilarious. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:30pm - arilliusbm ""] For example: rustyPS thinks I really hate clay buchholz. I've had that dude going on that notion for a year now. bahaha |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:37pm - ouchdrummer ""] arilliusbm said:For example: rustyPS thinks I really hate clay buchholz. I've had that dude going on that notion for a year now. bahaha you're evil plans are falling into place ***steeples hands*** |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 3:48pm - arilliusbm ""] m%20nli said:I think you think you annoy/ed me more than you do/did. come on man. you and bloodeyebetty were the only two who sent me angry PMs. |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:05pm - m nli ""] Mine wasn't even angry. Your english degree may not have taught you reading comprehension or maybe you're just out of practice. I don't know. Let's fight it out at Cynic. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:11pm - arilliusbm ""] *shakes head* |
| _______________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:12pm - m nli ""] Okay I was pissed. PISSED like death metal pissed |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:15pm - arilliusbm ""] Let me rephrase, as I just reread it. You were slightly angry and depressed because I called you naive in a thread. The note you ended on definitely reeked of passive aggressive anger. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:29pm - xFuck Loggin Inx ""] you people are faggots SM:1 |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:33pm - the_reverend ""] aril has an english degree... ahahahahahaaahaha |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:37pm - arilliusbm ""] Entry degree for when I get my phd. See, that rhymes. 4 years of college for that. |
| __________________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:42pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] your a poet and didnt know it. |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 2,2010 4:42pm - arilliusbm ""] and nilla, you knew I had that. We'll see who's laughing when I'm your age, shitbag. sm: 6.66 |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:04pm - ouchdrummer ""] I thought this might be a good time to bring this back. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 16,2011 3:11pm - Alexecutioner ""] ouchdrummer said:I thought this might be a good time to bring this back. SM: 10 |