ask dave maggot questions and he will answer.[views:20243][posts:93]______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 10:56am - the_reverend ""] really? |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:01am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This is hands down my new favorite thread. |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:04am - largefreakatzero ""] Dave, why (the past 2 days) have I started the day with 2 normal dumps and followed them with 2 bouts of raging diarrhea blasting from my anus? |
| ______________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:05am - Stabby_McGunnakillya ""] Dave answer this ultimate question... Why? just why? |
| ___________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:11am - FuckIsMySignature ""] WHAT... is your favorite colorrrrr????!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:16am - Dave_Maggot ""] rev: yes, really large: its the toilets plan to populate itself with a growing ecosystem, its own society if you will. you are their god planet. seasons move fast, winter into spring. in like a lion out like a lamb. a fast lamb. the toilet is sending your anus electromagnetic pulses, that make you contribute to this ecosystem. you're being manipulated. matt: if i told you, i'd have to kill you |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:17am - Dave_Maggot ""] fuck: my favorite color is blue sir |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:21am - DestroyYouAlot ""] This advice is almost Brulian in quality. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:25am - the_reverend ""] really?? |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:27am - largefreakatzero ""] Thank you -- just knowing the truth is calming to my sphincter. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:35am - Dave_Maggot ""] rev: yes. . . really |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 12:16pm - orgymf@work ""] Dave_Maggot said: orgy: i did like episode 3 but only cuz he killed the younglings GOD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO AWESOME IF THEY SHOWED IT HAPPEN!!! |
| __________________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 12:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Should I go to a show tonight? |
| _________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 12:40pm - Martins ""] DestroyYouAlot said:This advice is almost Brulian in quality. Do you know why ya ice cubes taste so BOORING? It's cuz you make em out of stupid water, ya bimbo! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:01pm - W3 nli ""] orgymf@work said: W3%20nli said:Dave, why did they ruin star wars? it wasn't completely ruined. come on....you didn't dig episode 3? at all? between Jaja and everyones awful acting yeah I hated all of those when I watch them again. I mean sure the first 3 are campy as fuck and there's probably better acting skills in a Friday 13th movie but those first three ruled so much more, and yeah fuck the storyline I mean it's like Lucas ran out of characters and needed to tie everyone together so perfectly it was just so horrible. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:08pm - Dave_Maggot ""] you should go to a show tonight. for the mere fact that Dave Maggot does not drive, and cannot attend 90% of shows. go to make up for his show absence. have fun. live life. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:19pm - ScumFuck ""] why does it burn when i pee? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:21pm - orgymf@work ""] W3%20nli said: orgymf@work said: W3%20nli said:Dave, why did they ruin star wars? it wasn't completely ruined. come on....you didn't dig episode 3? at all? between Jaja and everyones awful acting yeah I hated all of those when I watch them again. I mean sure the first 3 are campy as fuck and there's probably better acting skills in a Friday 13th movie but those first three ruled so much more, and yeah fuck the storyline I mean it's like Lucas ran out of characters and needed to tie everyone together so perfectly it was just so horrible. WOW it appears there is little in life we agree on |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:22pm - W3 nli ""] hey i gotta do something to pass the time at work. |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:32pm - orgymf@work ""] disagreeing with me is your passtime? now i feel special |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 1:58pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Martins said: DestroyYouAlot said:This advice is almost Brulian in quality. Do you know why ya ice cubes taste so BOORING? It's cuz you make em out of stupid water, ya bimbo! Put that in your milk! |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 2:13pm - jimbo blazing ""] fuck yo milk nigga! |
| ________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 2:21pm - W3 nli ""] orgymf@work said:disagreeing with me is your passtime? now i feel special well that was just yesterday, today were friends again the marvels of the internet is at hand kids. let us rejoice and drink of guiness. |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 2:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I thought we weren't gonna talk about our guiness in public. WHAT HAPPENS IN CAMPING TRIP STAYS IN CAMPING TRIP. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 5:09pm - Dave_Maggot ""] scum: you got it from the toilet seat. . . and from engaging in 3-way action with Boris Yeltsin and Diane Keaton. C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! |
| __________________________________ [Mar 4,2009 11:37pm - Dankill ""] What was the hardest you ever made a bitch cum? And how? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 12:30am - i_am_not_me ""] Why does the voiceover guy in those 6-Hour Power commercials say every line...like it's the last line in the commercial? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 6:38am - the_reverend ""] fail on everyone for missing my simspons refrence. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2009 7:27am - Yeti ""] i thought it was a South Park reference from the truth about 9/11 episode. |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2009 7:28am - Yeti ""] also: what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
| _____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 7:41am - the_reverend ""] his third answer should been "yes, thabk you come again" |
| _____________________________ [Mar 5,2009 7:46am - Yeti ""] ah, the Kwik E Mart guru, gotcha. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 1:36pm - Dave_Maggot ""] Dan: jesus christ! well. pretty hard and a few times after that too. done by oral. i'm the grand fucking champion of that shit. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 1:39pm - Dave_Maggot ""] cuz he ingested half a minute power, and has to press a button to feed more power into his system to start a new sentence. |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 1:51pm - aaron_michael ""] what is the thought process of the average woman? |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""] watch a clockwork orange, on rewind, on l.s.d. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:07pm - Dave_Maggot ""] while suspiria plays on another tv. and the house is on fire |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:09pm - W3 @ WORK ""] Dave first time caller long time listen. my question to you Dave is if you're given a 30min paid break and a 30min unpaid break shouldn't you be able to combine those breaks and just leave an hour earlier from work and should i wear these shoes with these pants I'm gonna hang up now and listen to your answers over the radio thank you |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:21pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i mean if theres coverage for the station and the works all taken care of, i cant see why not. and yes, you should that'd look simply FABULOUUUSS! |
| ___________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:23pm - W3 @ WORK ""] lol I work in an office so there's nothing cover once I'm gone shit is done till well tomorrow and yeah yeah fuck yeah awwwwwww yeah. |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:32pm - Dave_Maggot ""] office work is mysterious to me |
| _________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 2:57pm - ScumFuck ""] i now worship dave maggot as a deity. his wisdom is divine |
| ____________________________________ [Mar 5,2009 3:16pm - Dave_Maggot ""] just doing my job, just doing my job haha |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 18,2012 9:56am - Alx_Casket ""] Why do they only sell tobiko flakes during the christmas season? I can't find that shit anywhere, and there is NO reason why it should be considered a seasonal food. |