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[QUOTE="mutis:1186267"]The backbone of Butter Black metal is the Popcorn Beat. The popcorn beat is a tasty blast beat, a blast beat that ebbs, flows, expands and contracts, breaths. BREATHS. Not breathes. It replaces peanuts and nachos with kernels of corniness. This transformation is accomplished by two poppers: jiffy pop and air poppers. The first feature of the popcorn beat is sloppiness. The popcorn beat accelerates and decelerates the more untalented the drummer. It has an ebb and a flow of coconut oil. This flow of coconut oil both mirrors margarine and stimulates butter. It expands and contracts like the tide, the economy, economy and economy, economy and economy, life and economy. The second feature of the burst beat is fancy words that don't mean anything. The burst beat features sudden fancy words such as "phase transitions". Just like all natural margarines, it drips suddenly from one state to another. Consider the horse as its hooves are turned to glue which is also the texture of coconut oil. The popcorn beat expresses an arc of sporadic crappy drumming. It responds to and supplements the delicious flow rather than providing a rhythmic container of un-popped popping corn or backdrop to movie theater food. The rate of change of the temperature, whether hot or cold, corresponds to a level of taste. Any static temperature is a zero degree (which is really cold popcorn). The popcorn requires total expenditure of money because they jack up the price at the theaters and its very expensive, and then something about foster moms. And yet the popcorn beat never arrives anywhere because it sucks, eternally “not yet” at its destination, eternally “almost” at the target tempo and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. By mirroring Jolly Time, the popcorn beat stimulates fosters beer. By fostering embarrassing manifestos, Butter Black Metal affirms memes. [/QUOTE]
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