FUCK METALSUCKS.NET[views:6788][posts:27]__________________________________________ [May 23,2011 12:42pm - arkquimanthorn ""] I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead. |
| _________________________________ [May 23,2011 12:47pm - Mark_R ""] Last week I went to that site and immediately got multiple virus warning pop-ups. Haven't been back since. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 1:29pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] I think this is a great site.. FOR ME TO POOP ON!! [img] |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2011 1:29pm - goatcatalyst ""] Shit site |
| ___________________________________ [May 23,2011 1:30pm - nekronaut ""] Ryan is just upset that all the kids like Krallice more. |
| ______________________________________ [May 23,2011 1:37pm - goatcatalyst ""] Tee hee |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 1:50pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] I know someone who reviewed the new Burzum record and its on wikipedia. |
| ______________________________ [May 23,2011 2:36pm - Slag ""] Metal does suck. |
| _____________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:42pm - Randy_Marsh ""] worst reviewers ever. |
| ___________________________________________ [May 23,2011 2:43pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] Slag said:Metal does suck. |
| ________________________________________ [May 23,2011 5:14pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] goatcatalyst said:Shit site for ironic scene metal kids |
| _________________________________________ [May 23,2011 6:56pm - conservationist ""] arkquimanthorn said:I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead. The last few years have brought a whole wave of hipster-friendly "metal" websites, inspired (regrettably, as Cosmo Lee is a talented writer) by imitation of Invisible Oranges and its ironic, self-mocking approach. They seem to be great for people who basically want to listen to hard rock, and will be in "metal" for 18 months listening to stoner doom, post-metal and indie metal. My problem is that I like many of them as people -- but I am appalled by the damage they cause. |
| _______________________________________________ [May 23,2011 7:10pm - Poser Folk Metal Fan ""] conservationist said: arkquimanthorn said:I hate this shitpile bulldozing poor excuse for a metal website. In an effort to cover everything "metal, man" they call Blut Aus Nord "not Deathspell Omega" and for new stuff they don't want to bother reviewing from unknown metal acts like Burzum, Primordial, and Pentagram they just put "meh" as their review. But the new Arch Enemy track "slays." Today was the second time I thought it was a good idea to go check out that site to waste time, but I will stick to getting my metal news from a toilet instead. The last few years have brought a whole wave of hipster-friendly "metal" websites, inspired (regrettably, as Cosmo Lee is a talented writer) by imitation of Invisible Oranges and its ironic, self-mocking approach. They seem to be great for people who basically want to listen to hard rock, and will be in "metal" for 18 months listening to stoner doom, post-metal and indie metal. My problem is that I like many of them as people -- but I am appalled by the damage they cause. LOL YOU ARE DESCRIBING MOST NEW ENGLAND METAL HEADS FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| ______________________________ [Dec 17,2011 3:14pm - BSV ""] I must say as much as I dismay the majority of content they "publish" there is a story or two that can kinda catch my interest. HOWEVER, the meat of it is terrible terrible writing. Without a doubt some of the worst quality reviews I've ever read. Guest writers they feature are just lame. The site itself can't seem to review anything distant from a major label promo pack and if they do dig on a some unsigned band it's due to the fact that some guest writer is friends with them and hoping to get a spot on a guestlist with some free swag. I was deeply enthralled when Ash/Sumerian Records got into it with the entire staff, fucking amazing, say what you will about the man but he knows his shit and made the entire staff look like a joke. Blog/Writer of year for me isFrom the Dust Returned It would nice to see more "writers" practice and hone their craft by listening to material from all over the map of time and genres. As opposed to the posertrend of only touching bigger label current roster releases. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 5:35pm - bobnomaamrooney ""] Another place I'll never write for :'( |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 17,2011 5:56pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] DestroyYouAlot said: goatcatalyst said:Shit site for ironic scene metal kids and Robin Williams |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 18,2012 11:52am - arktouros ""] bump |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 18,2012 12:16pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] WE'RE RELEVANT, YEAH-YEAH |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 18,2012 7:45pm - Hipster Metal is Raviolis ""] It is an ironic site. Twee and hip. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 19,2012 3:13am - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""] Speak English Or Write For Metalsucks |
| ____________________________________________________________________________ [Feb 19,2012 4:59pm - Stuff White People Like Metal is Hipster Raviolis ""] Oh come on, we need more irony in metal, that way we can be just like punk. |
| ______________________________ [Aug 3,2012 10:23am - ark ""] fuck metalsucks, again |
| ____________________________________ [Aug 3,2012 10:30am - arilliusbm ""] BSV had all his shit deleted. AWESOME |
| ______________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:00pm - ark ""] BSV said:I must say as much as I dismay the majority of content they "publish" there is a story or two that can kinda catch my interest. HOWEVER, the meat of it is terrible terrible writing. Without a doubt some of the worst quality reviews I've ever read. Guest writers they feature are just lame. The site itself can't seem to review anything distant from a major label promo pack and if they do dig on a some unsigned band it's due to the fact that some guest writer is friends with them and hoping to get a spot on a guestlist with some free swag. I was deeply enthralled when Ash/Sumerian Records got into it with the entire staff, fucking amazing, say what you will about the man but he knows his shit and made the entire staff look like a joke. Blog/Writer of year for me isFrom the Dust Returned It would nice to see more "writers" practice and hone their craft by listening to material from all over the map of time and genres. As opposed to the posertrend of only touching bigger label current roster releases. bump for looking for this blog again and finding it. cheers |
| ______________________________ [Aug 27,2012 3:27pm - Yeti ""] twigsandberries.net |
| ______________________________ [Feb 1,2013 10:03am - ærk ""] bump for kelly kimm |