my conversation with the vocalist from Wretched Asylum[views:95024][posts:460]_____________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 3:14pm - Josh_Martin ""] MarkKevorkian said:Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ? Sounds good to me. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 4:50pm - bradness ""] MarkKevorkian said:Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ? how about a speaker cable next time we practice dickhead |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:27pm - LordGrimballs ""] From the site: "Stephanie Canelas BASS GUITAR, MARKETING CONCEPTS" Hahahaha, marketing concepts. |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:33pm - pessimist ""] i used to work with a girl named stephanie canelas, and once she told me that marilyn manson spit on her at a concert and it was the greatest moment of her life, wonder if its the same girl... |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:47pm - armageddonday ""] Most likely...that defenitely sounds like it could be that bitch. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:51pm - assuck ""] its been confirmed. it's the same girl |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:57pm - dreadkill ""] i'm going to get a marketing concepts person in my band to stand on stage while we play and come up with great marketing concepts. |
| ________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 5:59pm - assuck ""] mastamindz |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 6:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] RustedAngel said:Hey Joe, Evil Tracy says she agree's with your points. heh. link me up, yo. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 6:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] she probably met the rest of their band and became friends when the singer told her how marilyn manson came in his ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 6:56pm - BestialOnslaught ""] MarkKevorkian said:You don't know shit about me fuck off No shit... Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 10:15pm - Wraithious ""] The bass player is fucking HOT!!!!!!! |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 26,2004 10:19pm - Wraithious ""] Hey Joe, Can I put that "interview" up on my website? heh heh. |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:49am - Joe/NotCommon ""] BestialOnslaught said:MarkKevorkian said:You don't know shit about me fuck off No shit... Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem. Mark has a heritage problem, fucking wop. |
| __________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:56am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] BestialOnslaught said:OMG! HIS NAME IS BRANDON LEE!!! JUST LIKE THE CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZ!! [img] It's the retarded lovechild of Mortiis and Jonathan Davis. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:02am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now. Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum. Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""] Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum. |
| _________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] A journey beckons, the five hear the call. Wretched Asylum targets the Taco Bell that fired Stephanie for wearing a lip ring! |
| _____________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:44am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said:Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now. Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum. Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags. that brought a tear to my eye. seriously guys, you should sooo respect them. i bet your gay bands don't use huge words like abandoned, tortured, anger, vengeance and enmity. i bet you don't even know how to comprehend them...you don't know what it's like to be shunned by the world for being a dumbass...how would you like it if your parents didn't give you lunch money every day or if your dad only had pictures of naked gay dudes in the garage instead of naked girls. that's ABANDONMENT. ::sniffle:: what a bunch of retards. i hope i get to see them at some point so i too can partake in the comedic delight that few have shared. it would be even cooler to see them in person so i could congratulate them personally on officially sucking huge. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 9:30am - spitfire ""] that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 9:49am - litacore ""] spitfire said:that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch hahaha, this is one of my favorite threads EVER:satancross::satancross::satancross: |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 9:56am - grindwhore666 ""] yeah, this just keeps getting better and better! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 10:09am - Soloman ""] cdan said:haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it. Whoa. This cdan character has a video? Make with the post. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 10:59am - assuck ""] i think these guys are taking some of the weight off of mastamindz' shoulders |
| _______________________________ [Oct 27,2004 11:43am - cdan ""] hahaha, this is even funnier than i remember, check this vid: http://www.pillorygrind.com/swinecube/WA.mov |
| ____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 11:47am - dreadkill ""] this thread really is one of the funniest i have ever read. the lovechild of mortiis and jonathan davis, the wesley willis reference, the deep kneee ends in the pickle patch. this is the best. i'm glad the bsr boards provide rttp with retards to make fun of. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 11:48am - assuck ""] that just made my day |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 11:54am - armageddonday ""] Made my day too, and this is defenitely one of my favorite threat... What a bunch of retards. |
| _______________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:03pm - cdan ""] he's wearing latex gloves, he's crrrrazy! |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:22pm - assuck ""] hahahaha i had to join in on the fun, so i'm talking to him too... |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:36pm - assuck ""] Napalm Death 04: hell yeah! asylum666singer: who are u? Napalm Death 04: you guys fuckin ruled the other night, man Napalm Death 04: i saw you in braintree Napalm Death 04: fuck all those fags on rttp Napalm Death 04: have you seen that shit? asylum666singer: yeah asylum666singer: people like them waste my time Napalm Death 04: theyre all talkin shit about your band asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it Napalm Death 04: im just wanted to say good set the other night man asylum666singer: lol thanks Napalm Death 04: i got two questions: Napalm Death 04: 1. i was wondering if you had a demo or anything i could get? asylum666singer: not yet Napalm Death 04: 2: is your bassist the slampig of the band, or are you? asylum666singer: hahaha Napalm Death 04: cause honestly, i'd sodomize both of you if i had the chance Napalm Death 04: id probably do it with a wiffle ball bat asylum666singer: napalm death is awesome..... stop wasting your time chatting with me and go suck their dicks Napalm Death 04: oh i'll get right on that Napalm Death 04: they probably wont like it though asylum666singer: you are boring... go away Napalm Death 04: theyll say "damn, this kid isnt as good as the bassist from wrechid asylum Napalm Death 04: that chik gave a mean hummer." asylum666singer: and you have no intelligence.... now leave me alone Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath Napalm Death 04: earth asylum666singer: erath asylum666singer: lol asylum666singer: good speller huh? Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band Napalm Death 04: starting with your bassist Napalm Death 04: then you Napalm Death 04: and thenn your drummer Napalm Death 04: his braids are dreamy asylum666singer: i am sure joe would be proud of you man...... Napalm Death 04: joe's gonna be there too asylum666singer: why are you wasting time? Napalm Death 04: hes gonna videotape it Napalm Death 04: cause i have the flu, and im bored asylum666singer: nothing u say affects me....... not one bit........ i laugh at ya.... and you are a joke Napalm Death 04: i also have genital herpes, which i will pass along to your girlfriend Napalm Death 04: i might take you calling me a joke more seriously if you didnt wear eyeliner asylum666singer: so... promote your band... or do something productive.... u obviously need it Napalm Death 04: who says im in a band? asylum666singer: who cares... Napalm Death 04: maybe i am... Napalm Death 04: maybe not... Napalm Death 04: i could drum on my own turd-peanuts with a plastic spoon and it would still sound better than anything your band has done asylum666singer: Hahahaha.... turd-peanuts is funny.... but you are pathetic Napalm Death 04: i know asylum666singer: good Napalm Death 04: im a sad, sad little man asylum666singer: yeah.... agreed Napalm Death 04: i cry while i masturbate thinking about your bassist Napalm Death 04: as well as your sexy tribal tatttoos and latex gloves asylum666singer: sensitive type I guess? Napalm Death 04: absolutely asylum666singer: nothing wrong with that..... most gays are.... Napalm Death 04: my asshole is so sensitive, when your bassist hit a low e note, i creamed in my pants asylum666singer: how old are you? Napalm Death 04: old enough to cream in my pants asylum666singer: hahaha asylum666singer: you are funny..... but dumb Napalm Death 04: its good to know my talents are appreciated my no talent-fucks such as yourself asylum666singer: ummmmmm......... exactly like I said..... dumb Napalm Death 04: you act like your laughing, but you know youre gonna go cry to your hot girlfriend and say "WHY DID YOU SUCK NAPALM DEATH'S DICKS?! YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT LIKE SUCKING COCK!" asylum666singer: LOL..... you are making me laugh asshole....... not offending me....... you are a low-life piece of shit..... that makes me laugh.... not your words. Napalm Death 04: and she'll say "I just dont like suckng YOUR cock. let me give you an example: have you ever tried to suck milk out of a cats nipple? thats how i feel when i try sucking your cock!" thats pretty much the end of it |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:40pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it. I should send Anne after him. |
| _________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 12:41pm - assuck ""] haha yea you should he'll pee himself out of fear for his life i know i would |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:06pm - powerkok ""] hahahaha this thread is awesome. all I kno is, I busted my balls to buy my equipment, and fags like this get their shit handed to em on a fucking silver deli tray. I always hated 'that guy' that had all the sweet eqip that never appreciated it, and walked around the venue all night bitching. I fuckin hate that. I fuckin hate it enough to stick one of their fag heads into their brand new 7000 dollar speaker cab, turn it on, crank up a dissonant harmonic, and make his head blow the fuck up! |
| ________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:08pm - assuck ""] mmmmmmmm dissonant harmonic |
| ___________________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:21pm - sacreligionbownt ""] perhaps you guys are wasting your time |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""] Perhaps you should stop reading these threads if you think so. |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:22pm - powerkok ""] yes...yummy harmonics make me poop yaaaay. they need to make an 'evacuate' effect pedal, that when you step on it, it emits a frequency that makes people run away. aka: the powerkok is pantless and bending over pedal. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:31pm - Christraper ""] Assuck come camping with us saturday! Drugs and booze for everyone!!!! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:36pm - powerkok ""] drugs and booze? what kind of both? |
| ________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 1:54pm - assuck ""] camping, ey? i'll let you know how my schedule looks.... |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 2:11pm - Christraper ""] powerkok said:drugs and booze? what kind of both? Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin... Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!! Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own. |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 2:51pm - armageddonday ""] Joe/NotCommon said:asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it. I should send Anne after him. Yeah, if you want to train me to kill people with my hands he might be the one to feed me then...I would do a carnage of that kid. Just get me some booze before I start. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 3:48pm - Christraper ""] I wanna see anne kick this guys ass!!! |
| __________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 3:52pm - powerkok ""] Christraper said:powerkok said:drugs and booze? what kind of both? Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin... Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!! Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own. WHooooah easy there horsie...I wasnt inviting myself...just curious. meat beer fire and drugs are good. |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 3:56pm - Christraper ""] powerkok said:meat beer fire and drugs are good. Truer words were never spoken. Unless anyone ever said Wretched Asylum blows goats for pocket change.... |
| _____________________________________ [Oct 27,2004 3:58pm - Christraper ""] Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath Napalm Death 04: earth asylum666singer: erath asylum666singer: lol asylum666singer: good speller huh? Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Oct 28,2004 1:28am - grindwhore666 ""] FUCK I LOVE THIS THREAD! HAHA THANKS JOE! i've laughed so many times and keep coming back for more! |
| ___________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:24am - litacore ""] keep it bumped |
| ________________________________________ [Oct 29,2004 10:29am - Joe/NotCommon ""] I posted both conversations in a similiar thread on baystate rock, but over there nu-metal reign supreme, so there was alot of backlash against me. It was pretty funny stuff, there was even a thread started just to bash me. |