my conversation with the vocalist from Wretched Asylum
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[Dec 1,2004 2:34pm - litacore ""]
asylum666singer: ......... i am sorry that your singers can't sing like me
NotCommonRecords: Why are you still talking to me?
NotCommonRecords: I am sorry he can't either
NotCommonRecords: It would be cool if he sounded like a total fag
NotCommonRecords: maybe he can dress like a total fag too
NotCommonRecords: and get an electronic drum kit
:bow:
[Dec 2,2004 12:04pm - assuck ""]
electronic drumkits R00L
[Dec 2,2004 12:05pm - paganmegan ""]
hahaha
this is the best thread , it should be kept bumped
[Dec 2,2004 12:07pm - assuck ""]
i feel like talkin to this kid again...
[Dec 2,2004 12:08pm - paganmegan ""]
torment his nu metal ass
[Dec 2,2004 12:08pm - assuck ""]
it has begun
[Dec 2,2004 12:17pm - assuck ""]
oh man this is fun
[Dec 2,2004 12:18pm - paganmegan ""]
you have to post the conversation
[Dec 2,2004 12:20pm - assuck ""]
i will
[Dec 2,2004 12:29pm - dreadkill ""]
one of the best things i was ever told about this band was that they use a charles manson sample that even the most stereotypical nu metal kid would find cliched. i laughed for a while about that.
[Dec 2,2004 12:31pm - assuck ""]
iAmNowYourEnemy: how ya been, little buddy?
asylum666singer: what could you possible want?
asylum666singer: possibly
iAmNowYourEnemy: entertainment
asylum666singer: so ... go to a gay bar
asylum666singer: that's more your style
asylum666singer: which faggot are you again? I don't remember
iAmNowYourEnemy: will you guys be playing there?
asylum666singer: which lame band again?
iAmNowYourEnemy: i think your girlfriend said she could get me backstage
asylum666singer: you anonymous pussies are so fucking gay....
iAmNowYourEnemy: she said anyone who can do what i do with my tongue and a cheesegrater deserves to be backstage
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'm in abhorred
iAmNowYourEnemy: i have non problem revealing that
asylum666singer: go ahead and text edit this conversation and post it on one of your fucking websites... please.... it helps us
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will do that
iAmNowYourEnemy: for the greater good
iAmNowYourEnemy: of all mankind
asylum666singer: good... i encourage it... because you are too much of a pussy fucking faggot to post the true conversations.... so fucking lame
asylum666singer: all of mankind huh? don't you mean all of the 15 people who actually know who you or your band is?
iAmNowYourEnemy: id rather have 15 people know who by band is while playing music i actually like than have a ton of people know us while playing faggety mall goth core
iAmNowYourEnemy: or "black metal" as you like to call it
iAmNowYourEnemy: which is the most asinine statement EVER
asylum666singer: pathetic individual you are
asylum666singer: when the fuck did I ever say we are a black metal band?
iAmNowYourEnemy: gimme a minute
iAmNowYourEnemy: cant find it
iAmNowYourEnemy: somewhere you had mp3s
iAmNowYourEnemy: and it was described as blackmetal
iAmNowYourEnemy: with industrial something-or-other
iAmNowYourEnemy: when in reality, you are mallgothcore
asylum666singer: those are genre's that are put on the site, designed to appeal to people interested in that particular type of music
iAmNowYourEnemy: and people interested in that particular type of music, such as black metal, would never listen to your band
asylum666singer: they are made by the site, i have never once said we were black metal or any other type of metal
asylum666singer: yes they will
iAmNowYourEnemy: unless they listen to cradle of filth or dimmu borgir
asylum666singer: and they do you asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: but they are not black metal
asylum666singer: why is it you fucking people are so narrow minded, it's pathetic
asylum666singer: really it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'd call em more of a grey metal type deal
iAmNowYourEnemy: NARROW MINDED?!
iAmNowYourEnemy: ha
iAmNowYourEnemy: thats the funniest thing youve ever said
iAmNowYourEnemy: there's a difference between being narrow minded and not liking pathetic attempts at being mysterious
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
iAmNowYourEnemy: how am i narrowminded?
iAmNowYourEnemy: seriously, i wanna know how you can back that up
iAmNowYourEnemy: ready..................................
iAmNowYourEnemy: GO
iAmNowYourEnemy: c'mon
iAmNowYourEnemy: i know you got somethin for me
iAmNowYourEnemy: oooooooh you're typing
iAmNowYourEnemy: i cant wait
iAmNowYourEnemy: now youve enterd it....
iAmNowYourEnemy: drum roll please.....
iAmNowYourEnemy: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrttttt
iAmNowYourEnemy: that was a drumroll
iAmNowYourEnemy: but you still havent said anything
iAmNowYourEnemy: or were you waiting for the cymbal crash at the end of the drum roll?
iAmNowYourEnemy: PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
iAmNowYourEnemy: still nothing
iAmNowYourEnemy: you're lettin me down, man
asylum666singer: anything that you do not like, sucks according to your world.... if it's not in this very narrow spectrum of musical taste you spend your time hating the music and musicians instead of focusing on other important things.... i took my time asshole to see what else you could come up with..... obviously you are done now
iAmNowYourEnemy: nope
asylum666singer: yup
iAmNowYourEnemy: would you like me to run through a list of music i listen to?
asylum666singer: i really don't give a shit
asylum666singer: not at all
asylum666singer: i don't spend my time wasting on bullshit like that
iAmNowYourEnemy: get your shit straight before you accuse me of having a "very narrow spectrum of musical taste"
iAmNowYourEnemy: to save time on listing bands/artists you've never heard of, here are some genres
asylum666singer: I DON'T CARE
asylum666singer: later
iAmNowYourEnemy: metal (with its many subgenres)
iAmNowYourEnemy: jazz
iAmNowYourEnemy: blues
iAmNowYourEnemy: funk
iAmNowYourEnemy: classical
iAmNowYourEnemy: classic rock
iAmNowYourEnemy: should i continue?
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?
iAmNowYourEnemy: now you're ignoring me
iAmNowYourEnemy: i see how it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will just continue to make the little bar at the bottom of your screen flash
asylum666singer: i am at work asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: hopefully you are epileptic
asylum666singer: fuck off
iAmNowYourEnemy: wait you cant be epileptic
asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now
iAmNowYourEnemy: other wise all those crazy cool strobe lights you use to distract people from how bad your band sucks live would have killed you by now
[Dec 2,2004 12:36pm - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHA I like the bit about black metal, that was pretty fucking amusing
[Dec 2,2004 12:37pm - litacore ""]
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?
FUCKING CLASSIC!
[Dec 2,2004 12:38pm - paganmegan ""]
I give this thread and A plus
[Dec 2,2004 2:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
The strobe light comment was inspired.
[Dec 2,2004 2:55pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
[Dec 2,2004 4:01pm - Iren_the_Viking ""]
you keep your positive messages out of here
[Dec 2,2004 4:03pm - paganmegan ""]
Its much more fun to berate people
[Dec 2,2004 4:05pm - Christraper ""]
Yea dude! You and your fucking ethics! Cant you just let us have our fun bullying this asshole?
[Dec 2,2004 4:10pm - litacore ""]
well also consider he instigated it by IM-ing Joe out of the blue
[Dec 2,2004 4:34pm - paganmegan ""]
he brought all of this on himself, and it is fucking hillarious
[Dec 2,2004 4:43pm - phobia ""]
haha, wow that entire conversation was ridiculous
[Dec 2,2004 5:11pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(
[Dec 2,2004 5:38pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""]
maybe phil (WA) and the taste of silver can get together and cry together then have gay sex.
[Dec 2,2004 6:13pm - pessimist ""]
BestialOnslaught said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(
hahahahahhahaha
[Dec 2,2004 7:21pm - neutral ""]
neutral party here who posts on this board regularly and will not take sides as i don't want me or my band in the middle of this and this is just a question
from what i am reading i wonder if you all really think that his feelings are hurt? i get the feeling you all think this dude is really distraught about all of your comments
i have my own opinon bout it but i don't know him so cant be sure
[Dec 2,2004 7:26pm - assuck ""]
if i found out his feelings were actually being hurt, it would bring a tear of happiness to my eye
[Dec 2,2004 7:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
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[Dec 2,2004 7:28pm - assuck ""]
awesome
[Dec 2,2004 7:29pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I wonder if he has "Mommy and daddy wouldn't buy me an icecream" written on that shirt
[Dec 2,2004 7:33pm - assuck ""]
he keeps that shirt in the closet, if you know what i mean
[Dec 2,2004 7:34pm - assuck ""]
the mommy and daddy one
[Dec 2,2004 10:29pm - Wraithious ""]
My opinion on this band is that they sounded like marylin manson mixed with slipnot, not very appealing. I did however get to whip the hot blond manager chick (the singer's girl) while she was snapping 80,000 pics of the band. I still think the bassist is fucking HOT!!!
So this kid I work with is supposedly the singer's nephew or something, and he keeps giving us WA bumper stickers and stuff (which I first cauterize then circular file them) and talks up the band untill I just want to choke him. Listen to this fucking bullshit he spewed into my ear the other day, he said that tWA is supposed to be going to the grammy awards or some shit, I couldn't even believe it. I was like what the fuck are you talking about, they don't even have a CD out yet! and he said, I don't know man, they're fucking good, they are rising to the top and crushing all.
I call him grammy every day at work now when I 'speak' with him
Also he told me he hooked the band the fuck up at a show after the emerald hall thing, He borrowed a bunch of chains from work and hung them up all around the stage and they loved it, swung around on them like raped apes and loving it.
I was like, you go grammy, GO! hee hee...
[Dec 3,2004 9:49am - assuck ""]
and the award for "Band Happiest About the Cure for HIV" goes to...
[Dec 3,2004 9:56am - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHA the thread of never ending hatred
[Dec 3,2004 9:57am - RichHorror ""]
I still say this band is the perfect mixture of AIDS and faggots.
[Dec 3,2004 9:57am - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHAHA
[Dec 3,2004 10:03am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I don't know about anyone else who talked to him, but if Phil is trying to claim I edited anything in the conversation then he is lying to try to look like less of an idiot. I seriously doubt that Brad or Ben edited anything either.
As far as having a narrow view of music, I would say that a person who plays in a band like Wretched Asylum would be more narrow minded then a person who bashes metalcore or nu-metal. Top 40 music is inheritantly 'dumbed' down to appeal to a larger market, so for a musician who plays more of a niche sound and is more talented or plays a more original/ less 'dumbed down' style of music then that makes them more open minded, in general.
This guy Phil from WA is like 23 or something, and playing high school watered down mall goth rock stuff, so he is either really pathetic or in this only to make money. I think he is more the pathetic type, trying to act like he is above this name calling sort of activity, but lets not forget he messaged me first. He is far from the intellectual type he tries to pass himself off as.
Okay, that being said, I loved this line:
asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now
I wonder if he meant his make up, or maybe he was doing the drummer's hair or something?
[Dec 3,2004 10:08am - paganmegan ""]
HE is the fucker who instigated it he deserves all the derision he gets....
[Dec 3,2004 10:09am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
if you really mean what you wrote then I just lost some respect for you.
[Dec 3,2004 10:09am - litacore ""]
what she said
[Dec 3,2004 10:10am - litacore ""]
oops
[Dec 3,2004 10:10am - assuck ""]
he deserves every load thats been shot into his eye
[Dec 3,2004 10:16am - RichHorror ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
Nick is Stuart Smalley.
[Dec 3,2004 10:25am - assuck ""]
because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me
[Dec 3,2004 12:57pm - cocklover ""]
Wraithious - quick question for you? What is the singers nephews name, and where or what town do you work in?
[Dec 3,2004 1:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Don't answer him wrathious, this could be a trap.
[Dec 3,2004 1:24pm - paganmegan ""]
of course its a trap, look at the person posting's name
[Dec 3,2004 1:28pm - assuck ""]
as long as he's not a cockfighter
thats illegal
[Dec 3,2004 1:29pm - cocklover ""]
Paranoia huh? The reason I ask is because I seriously doubt that this guy of 23 years would have a nephew old enough to work in the US, it's possible but unlikely. I am questioning his validity. If someone can be assuck why cant I be cocklover. I may just be a woman who loves cock. So, what is the guys name you work with? That's all I want to know, I dont even care what town it's in.