Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine?
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[Jun 16,2006 9:15pm - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ""]
Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine?
[Jun 16,2006 9:17pm - thedeparted ""]
mass all the way.
[Jun 16,2006 9:17pm - thedeparted ""]
maine has neither italians nor irish, point made.
[Jun 16,2006 9:42pm - dreadkill ""]
mass has more people, so we would destroy maine
[Jun 16,2006 9:44pm - CNV ""]
Maine has more guns and biker gangs
sorry fruits
[Jun 16,2006 9:49pm - PatMeebles ""]
The Biker gangs would all be arrested for not wearing helmits before even making it past lowell. And the guns would all be confiscated, only to be reimbursed with a $200 gift card to Target, where knives and mallets can be bought.
[Jun 16,2006 9:53pm - CNV ""]
PatMeebles said:The Biker gangs would all be arrested for not wearing helmits before even making it past lowell. And the guns would all be confiscated, only to be reimbursed with a $200 gift card to Target, where knives and mallets can be bought.
Good point
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
[Jun 16,2006 9:58pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Mass has 5x the population of Maine, easily. They would drive their weak before them as living shields. Despite a guerilla-level resistance from the Mainers hiding behind all the cars up on cinderblocks on their lawns, the Mass rulers would vomit liberal propaganda from their Cambridge Soundworks megaphones, driving the Mainers to kill each other mercifully in the crescendo of insanity.
There are probably as many guns in inner city Boston as there are in the entire state of Maine. That doesn't even take into account Lowell, Lawrence, or any of the other shitholes that mar the horizons of my universe. Bikers are dangerous, but crack addicts on mopeds are far worse.
[Jun 16,2006 10:24pm - pam ""]
mass, obviously
[Jun 16,2006 10:41pm - RichHorror ""]
I had no idea land masses could fight.
[Jun 16,2006 11:50pm - niccolai ""]
They can.
Did you think massachusetts is in the shape of a man flexing for NO reason? Other states know not to fuck with it. Especially that pussy-ass south dakota.
[Jun 16,2006 11:57pm - hail capitalism ""]
this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts
[Jun 17,2006 1:01am - KeithMutiny ""]
dude, fuck maine, seriously.
[Jun 17,2006 1:05am - RichHorror ""]
Seriously?
[Jun 17,2006 1:06am - PatMeebles ""]
I think he's being very serious
[Jun 17,2006 1:08am - KeithMutiny ""]
seriously
[Jun 17,2006 1:10am - RichHorror ""]
Intense.
[Jun 17,2006 1:37am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
hail capitalism said:this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts
Mass would win that too, with a crate of rifles and a 50-spot. Maybe a whore and a cigar too.
[Jun 17,2006 1:42am - KeithMutiny ""]
all we would have to do is flood them, they would kill themselves.
[Jun 17,2006 1:48am - anonymous ""]
KeithMutiny said:all we would have to do is flood them, they would kill themselves.
you fucker. I wish I said that first.
[Jun 17,2006 1:51am - everpessimistnow ""]
mass, we still have all of our teeth, so if the fight gets rough, we can go tyson. >:-D
[Jun 17,2006 2:50am - dwellingsickness ""]
Mass has RichHorror
Maine has Hoser......
That is a tough one
[Jun 17,2006 3:06am - the_reverend ""]
NH would get in the way
[Jun 17,2006 3:08am - dwellingsickness ""]
yeah, Rev would kick everyones ass
[Jun 17,2006 9:18am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
A Mass vs NH fight would be more fun, because there'd be more bloodlust and rivalry.
Mass wouldn't be as passionate about killing off Maine.
[Jun 17,2006 9:37am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
A Mass v. NH fight would be completely pointless as NH would be at a severe manpower handicap.
50% of the population would be too worried about being fired for missing their shift at Wal-Mart to even show up
If the fight was held on a weekend 35% of the population would be too busy watching cars drive in circles in Loudon
10% of the population would be too busy being Portsmouth hippies who are anti-violence.
[Jun 17,2006 9:51am - troll ""]
2005 census population
ME=1,321,505
MA=6,398,743 (too many insects for one little state)
[Jun 17,2006 9:52am - troll ""]
interesting http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/33000.html
[Jun 17,2006 10:54am - KeithMutiny ""]
we could have an apple eating contest. Hope you maine folks trust your densure cream.
[Jun 17,2006 11:07am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
troll said:2005 census population
ME=1,321,505
MA=6,398,743 (too many insects for one little state)
Yep, like I said about, about 5x.
[Jun 17,2006 11:22am - hungtableed ""]
mass is gay. maine would totally fucking slaughter the liberal republic of mass.
[Jun 17,2006 11:29am - Liberal Republican ""]
Want some tissues for that wet dream?
Get your dick out of your sister and straighten out your teeth.
Mass would eviscerate Maine on sheer numbers alone.
[Jun 17,2006 11:43am - pam ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
50% of the population would be too worried about being fired for missing their shift at Wal-Mart to even show up
.
hahahahah
[Jun 17,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""]
I would never fight NH due to the existence of B-Face and The Tunnelrats. Nothin' but love, ya'll.
[Jun 17,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""]
Oh wait, I think B-Face moved to Boston. I think. The Tunnelrats are still up there, though.
[Jun 17,2006 12:15pm - hail capitalism ""]
DrinkHardThrashHard said:hail capitalism said:this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts
Mass would win that too, with a crate of rifles and a 50-spot. Maybe a whore and a cigar too.
actually, the black people in La. would go biological with all the Super AIDS they have stocked up in their blood, so, it would be a fair fight. and theyd be able to stay up 24/7 due to their massive Meth supplies
[Jun 17,2006 12:31pm - ShadowSD ""]
Clearly, you are all overlooking one key military tactic: Maine would use their lobsters as weapons. All those claws wouldn't be enough to do the job of course, but after enough fighting, everyone from Mass would get hungry and eat the lobsters.
That's how the colonial skirmish of 1712 ended.
[Jun 17,2006 1:23pm - hoser ""]
Mass is an overpopulated cumhole. That's why all the Liberal Socialist scum are moving north and clogging our roads and talking with that stupid accent. They're rude, selfish, egotistical twats. AND, most of them have never fired a gun in their lives. We would snipe the fuckers 1 by 1.....and what the massholes forget is that we all have survival skills up here. They wouldn't know what to eat in the woods. They'd starve because they'd feel bad killing an animal. NO WAY Mass could win if the fight was on our turf.
Don't give me that numbers shit either. Chosin Reservoir, Korea.....Thanksgiving 1950. 1 Division of US Marines surrounded by 5 Chinese Divisions fought their way out of and won in that Reservoir. AND they carried ALL of their dead out with them.
Maine wins.
[Jun 17,2006 1:27pm - dreadkill ""]
maine accents are worse than ma accents. maine people sound like massholes with down syndrome.
[Jun 17,2006 1:30pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
you're forgetting how ass-backwards maine is
half of you would be chucking spears
MA all day, and plus, we have northwestern MA, which is the Maine of MA
[Jun 17,2006 1:31pm - pam ""]
Mass would take you by putting making out gay men on the frontlines, which would send you all into fits of hysteria. While you're clutching your bibles, covering your dicks, and calling them fags, we'd come in from behind and run you over without our superior ability to drive MORE THAN 30 MPH.
[Jun 17,2006 1:32pm - BlackoutRick ""]
Yeah, MA all the way. Mind over matter.
[Jun 17,2006 1:33pm - dreadkill ""]
MA, always coming in from behind.
[Jun 17,2006 1:37pm - Affenschwanz ""]
dreadkill said:maine accents are worse than ma accents. maine people sound like massholes with down syndrome.
There is no accent on the face of the earth thats as annoying as a Canadian or a Minnesotian accent
[Jun 17,2006 1:40pm - dreadkill ""]
that, sir, is the truth. that midwestern, chicago, minnesota, whatever accent is fucking awful.
[Jun 17,2006 1:43pm - anonymous ""]
Dont forget MA has a secret weapon up their sleeve. 2 words P-Town. Im pretty sure Maine couldnt stand up to an all gay invasion force, shooting their infected semen over every square inch of Maine. Nothing would survive
[Jun 17,2006 1:45pm - pam ""]
anonymous said:Dont forget MA has a secret weapon up their sleeve. 2 words P-Town. Im pretty sure Maine couldnt stand up to an all gay invasion force, shooting their infected semen over every square inch of Maine. Nothing would survive
that's what I'm sayin!
[Jun 17,2006 1:48pm - RichHorror ""]
While all you fags are fighting I'm going to be doing all of your drugs.
[Jun 17,2006 1:50pm - BlackoutRick ""]
RichHorror said:While all you fags are fighting I'm going to be doing all of your drugs.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Word!!
[Jun 17,2006 1:58pm - babyshaker not logged in ""]
NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in
[Jun 17,2006 1:59pm - pam ""]
Joke's on you Rich, I don't have any drugs!! HAH
...oh wait, that means the joke's on me. :(
[Jun 17,2006 1:59pm - RichHorror ""]
You're the joke, sucka.
[Jun 17,2006 2:03pm - hoser ""]
babyshaker not logged in said:NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in
Powerkok is in my band, Hand Choke Neck. I'm from NH, but just moved to Maine in November.....and yes, we would choke all massholes to death. That is, the one's that we didn't shoot in the face.
Our band is fat:
Powerkok: 290lbs.
Hoser: 264lbs.
Stevus: 235lbs.
MattyP: 240lbs.
Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha
We would eat Mass.....
[Jun 17,2006 2:05pm - RichHorror ""]
He's got a point. Other than myself, my guitarist, Paul from Watchmaker and Mike from BOE/Noosebomb, all MA band people are tiny.
[Jun 17,2006 3:07pm - dreadkill ""]
except me, i'm fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuuuge!
[Jun 17,2006 11:17pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Statism is the new Racism! Heil!
[Jun 18,2006 12:42am - Mule Worker ""]
Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut?
[Jun 18,2006 9:50am - rachel ""]
fuckin maine all the way! think about it. maine can get a little boring so what do people do for fun...beat the shit out of eachother. they grew up fighting. plus, you are forgetting about all the hicks we have that could run you over with their monster trucks, four wheelers and snowmobiles. also, there is a unity in maine that is like no other place. if you are a mainer, you are damn proud of it and there's no way in hell a bunch of MA faggots are gonna come into our state without getting pummelled. and as someone mentioned, we've got the bikers that live for this shit. MAINE IS BETTER THAN MA. END OF STORY.
[Jun 18,2006 9:57am - Kevord not logged in ""]
Like people in Mass. didn't grow up fighting. Give me a break.
[Jun 18,2006 9:59am - rachel ""]
every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun.
[Jun 18,2006 10:10am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too.
Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people...
Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war.
[Jun 18,2006 10:23am - Kevord not logged in ""]
Plus we have way more moshcore kids we could stick up front to do crazy Karate moves aka cannon fodder.
[Jun 18,2006 10:27am - ShadowSD ""]
Mule Worker said:Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut?
As someone who lives in Connecticut, I strongly agree.
[Jun 18,2006 10:33am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
I agree to hate Connecticut. I also hate Mass, even though I live there. But they wouldn't lose in a fight against Maine (short of Maine taking the initiative with a big red button).
[Jun 18,2006 10:35am - hoser ""]
DrinkHardThrashHard said:Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too.
Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people...
Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war.
Where were you? York or kittery?.....ALL EX MASSHOLES.
[Jun 18,2006 11:05am - CTborderpatrol ""]
ShadowSD said:Mule Worker said:Can we please all agree to hate Connecticut?
As someone who lives in Connecticut, I strongly agree.
northeast CT is like the maine of CT. thats where all the guns and 4 wheelers are in this state
[Jun 18,2006 11:17am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
hoser said:DrinkHardThrashHard said:Don't forget the western half of Mass, a lot of those backwater places where, yeah, they grew up hunting too.
Everyone here grew up fighting too because there are so goddamn many of us. There are probably a lot more fights here on a daily basis than Maine, although I doubt there is any such thing as a fight-o-graph to measure these stats.
I wouldn't be surprised if Mass has more four wheelers, monster trucks and snowmobiles than Maine. We do have 5x as many people...
Also, I was just in Maine last night, at a party. Not one person there knew how to use a gun. Stereotypes won't win the war.
Where were you? York or kittery?.....ALL EX MASSHOLES.
Portland.
But you are right, York and Kittery would probably join Mass in the fight. Yet another reason Maine would lose. That's a lot of yuppie dollar to be spent on mercenaries.
[Jun 18,2006 11:30am - hoser ""]
Well.......Portland is full of pinko commie fags. It holds the largest fag population in Maine, Aids is rampant there and they hold the largest population of all Maine Democrat votes......
Portland is not a good ambassador to what the rest of the state is like...or about for that matter. It's a city...
[Jun 18,2006 12:02pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
eheheheh.
[Jun 18,2006 12:11pm - ShadowSD ""]
CTborderpatrol said:northeast CT is like the maine of CT. thats where all the guns and 4 wheelers are in this state
Yeah, this is the best part of CT to be in, no question, but the state as a whole blows.
[Jun 18,2006 12:31pm - pam ""]
rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun.
that's usually what you do when you CAN'T READ. :middlefinger:
[Jun 18,2006 12:31pm - rachel ""]
hoser said:Well.......Portland is full of pinko commie fags. It holds the largest fag population in Maine, Aids is rampant there and they hold the largest population of all Maine Democrat votes......
Portland is not a good ambassador to what the rest of the state is like...or about for that matter. It's a city...
so true
[Jun 18,2006 12:32pm - pam ""]
oh and fuck CT.
[Jun 18,2006 12:35pm - dreadkill ""]
CT has sucked since the Whalers left town
[Jun 18,2006 12:36pm - KeithMutiny ""]
rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun.
ive never hunted once in my life, and I've got 500 bucks that says I can out shoot 90% of people in maine, probably more.
[Jun 18,2006 12:40pm - pam ""]
KeithMutiny said:rachel said:every guy i know grew up hunting and is damn good with a gun.
ive never hunted once in my life, and I've got 500 bucks that says I can out shoot 90% of people in maine, probably more.
AND have all your teeth while doing so!
[Jun 18,2006 12:43pm - RichHorror ""]
Everyone that continues to have an emotional investment in this argument is a stupid faggot.
[Jun 18,2006 12:43pm - dreadkill ""]
i have more fingers than anyone in maine.
[Jun 18,2006 12:45pm - RichHorror ""]
I could beat Massachusetts and Maine in a fight.
[Jun 18,2006 1:20pm - KeithMutiny ""]
rich would throw coffin birth at maine
[Jun 18,2006 1:21pm - RichHorror ""]
I would make sure they were secured on a park bench first.
[Jun 18,2006 3:17pm - The Revealer ""]
Maine hardly has any minorities. Why fight us when you can join us. Y'know?
[Jun 18,2006 4:42pm - intricateprocess ""]
why fight maine? lets fight Quebec
[Jun 18,2006 4:44pm - rachel ""]
yea maine doesn't have many minorities which is why we would win. all the niggers and spics in MA will be too busy gang fighting eachother to pay attention to maine.
[Jun 18,2006 4:52pm - BornSoVile ""]
Mass. People forget about how hicked out western Mass is. Plus since we're so rich and superior than Maine, we'd just hire minorities to do the job for us, who are naturally better workers than white people anyways. It's science. All of Maine's inbred folk would crumble. They'd die when we'd destroy all their ships depriving them of their seafood rations. Most of their time would be spent in the woods hiding from reality, like usual. Typical Maine pacifistic weakness.
[Jun 18,2006 4:53pm - RichHorror ""]
Maine would lose because I cannot be killed by conventional means.
[Jun 18,2006 4:56pm - UNCLESAM ""]
rachel said:yea maine doesn't have many minorities which is why we would win. all the niggers and spics in MA will be too busy gang fighting eachother to pay attention to maine.
You won't escape the minorities forever, oh sons and daughters of incest.
[Jun 18,2006 4:57pm - BornSoVile ""]
Maine people are scared of Minorities. That's it right there. They're too feeble to not be scared of our army.... and the weak shall be crushed!
[Jun 18,2006 4:59pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Their xenophobia will drive them to ruin. And we'll march right over them with our liberal robot armies.
[Jun 18,2006 5:00pm - RichHorror ""]
I'm always amazed that there's people in Maine that are aware of the existence of computers.
[Jun 19,2006 2:28pm - troll ""]
I'm gonna settle this dispute with a single question.....
How many consonants can you lisp to in the word Maine?
PmS
This is the most useless yet entertaining thread on RTTP to date! Thank you so much New England! Cheers!!!:duffbeer:
[Jun 19,2006 3:04pm - Anon ""]
Gay people don't come to Maine to get married.
[Jun 19,2006 3:17pm - hoser ""]
Bingo. Good call.
[Jun 19,2006 3:19pm - Yeti ""]
did you know the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush
[Jun 19,2006 3:22pm - RichHorror ""]
zing
[Jun 19,2006 3:38pm - hoser ""]
Yeti said:did you know the toothbrush was invented in Maine?
anywhere else and it would have been a teethbrush
Paaahahahahahahaha.....
Gay people have more teeth, is that what you're saying?
[Jun 19,2006 3:57pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
troll said:I'm gonna settle this dispute with a single question.....
How many consonants can you lisp to in the word Maine?
PmS
This is the most useless yet entertaining thread on RTTP to date! Thank you so much New England! Cheers!!!:duffbeer:
So what you're saying is Maine's monosyllabic name is perfect for the simple-minded folk therein?
(heheh, yeah, it's pretty entertaining)
[Jun 19,2006 4:06pm - DreamingInExile ""]
hoser said:Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha
I think he's the only member of the scene that's smaller then I am, remember this show:
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the scrawniest legs contest
[Jun 19,2006 4:09pm - Man_of_the_Century ""]
Mass wins because of one factor alone...
They have me.
Game over, no starties
[Jun 19,2006 5:23pm - foley. ""]
maine wins, have you seen the size of the women in northern maine??!!
[Jun 19,2006 5:29pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
I'm afraid their impressive size does little for their tactical mobility. Just a bigger 'x' to lay those bunker busters into.
[Jun 19,2006 5:35pm - foley. ""]
you cant underestimate their cunningness and agility, i have seen a red-faced mullet lady speed through the woods like a rabid dog!
[Jun 19,2006 5:42pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
You guys really need to get out to Western Mass more
[Jun 20,2006 1:49am - BornSoVile ""]
I'm sure we'd pay off all the NH folk to come here to work too.
[Jun 20,2006 2:27am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
I will drive my car around an oval, this will leave a majority of the Maine Strike Force in a zombie-like state entranced by my NASCARian skills.
[Jun 20,2006 8:20am - Morbid_Mike ""]
hoser said:Mass is an overpopulated cumhole. That's why all the Liberal Socialist scum are moving north and clogging our roads and talking with that stupid accent. They're rude, selfish, egotistical twats. AND, most of them have never fired a gun in their lives. We would snipe the fuckers 1 by 1.....and what the massholes forget is that we all have survival skills up here. They wouldn't know what to eat in the woods. They'd starve because they'd feel bad killing an animal. NO WAY Mass could win if the fight was on our turf.
Don't give me that numbers shit either. Chosin Reservoir, Korea.....Thanksgiving 1950. 1 Division of US Marines surrounded by 5 Chinese Divisions fought their way out of and won in that Reservoir. AND they carried ALL of their dead out with them.
Maine wins.
Agreed and for all you history majors they are pretty much if not entirely the same state.
[Jun 20,2006 8:22am - Morbid_Mike ""]
Also in the history departmeant Television found possibly invented in Brownfield Maine.
[Jun 20,2006 8:30am - DreamingInExile ""]
Morbid_Mike said:Agreed and for all you history majors they are pretty much if not entirely the same state.
I was waiting for someone to break out that historical fact
[Jun 20,2006 8:31am - DreamingInExile ""]
so, how about we skip the MA vs. ME, join sides, and aim for MA & ME vs. ???
[Jun 20,2006 8:42am - Morbid_Mike ""]
DreamingInExile said:so, how about we skip the MA vs. ME, join sides, and aim for MA & ME vs. ???
Thats what I'm talking about lets go fuck up California!
[Jun 20,2006 9:34am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
hoser said:Mass is an overpopulated cumhole. That's why all the Liberal Socialist scum are moving north and clogging our roads and talking with that stupid accent. They're rude, selfish, egotistical twats. AND, most of them have never fired a gun in their lives. We would snipe the fuckers 1 by 1.....and what the massholes forget is that we all have survival skills up here. They wouldn't know what to eat in the woods. They'd starve because they'd feel bad killing an animal. NO WAY Mass could win if the fight was on our turf.
Don't give me that numbers shit either. Chosin Reservoir, Korea.....Thanksgiving 1950. 1 Division of US Marines surrounded by 5 Chinese Divisions fought their way out of and won in that Reservoir. AND they carried ALL of their dead out with them.
Maine wins.
Oh come on. The US in 1950 could easily whoop inferior Chinese units. But a US Marine unit today could PROBABLY not whip five other US Marine units, which would be a more apt comparison in our hypothetical campaign.
Of course, your example conveniently neglects the fact that nearly every conflict in the 55+ years since this event and for thousands of years beforehand was dominated by the force with superior firepower/technology/and/or numbers. Maine does not have any of those things over Mass.
[Jun 20,2006 9:41am - UNCLESLAM ""]
All MA has to do is send in a wave of minorities to scout the place. The Mainers would all flee in racist terror of their wives and daughters being impregnated by dark-skinned men with bigger cocks.
[Jun 20,2006 9:57am - Josh_Martin ""]
Hoser never ceases to amaze me with how stunningly stupid he is.
This is great.
If I was powerkok I'd pretty embarrassed though. Is there such a thing as stupid by association?
[Jun 20,2006 10:07am - Morbid_Mike ""]
Josh_Martin said:Hoser never ceases to amaze me with how stunningly stupid he is.
This is great.
If I was powerkok I'd pretty embarrassed though. Is there such a thing as stupid by association?
Bet you would'nt say it to his face.
[Jun 20,2006 10:21am - niccolai ""]
He would beat you with my floyd rose bar. ha.
[Jun 20,2006 12:00pm - DreamingInExile ""]
I don't think hoser would need a weapon...
one more reason I'm glad I get along with him HAHAHA
[Jun 20,2006 12:06pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Morbid_Mike said:Josh_Martin said:Hoser never ceases to amaze me with how stunningly stupid he is.
This is great.
If I was powerkok I'd pretty embarrassed though. Is there such a thing as stupid by association?
Bet you would'nt say it to his face.
I can imagine that Hoser would have to resort to violence when he gets insulted. That's what people too stupid to think of a comeback do.
I love whenever I call Hoser an idiot, the only defense is "I bet you wouldn't say that to his face".
No one EVER says "You're wrong Josh, Hoser is an intelligent guy in real life, the idiocy is just a board persona"
[Jun 20,2006 12:34pm - Anon ""]
UNCLESLAM said:All MA has to do is send in a wave of minorities to scout the place. The Mainers would all flee in racist terror of their wives and daughters being impregnated by dark-skinned men with bigger cocks.
Everyone knows women are attracted to money and power. Sorry minorities.
[Jun 20,2006 12:56pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Both of which Mass has more of than Maine....
[Jun 20,2006 1:26pm - pam nli ""]
This really is a great thread. Whoever started this is a diabolical genius.
[Jun 20,2006 1:53pm - hoser ""]
Josh_Martin said:Morbid_Mike said:Josh_Martin said:Hoser never ceases to amaze me with how stunningly stupid he is.
This is great.
If I was powerkok I'd pretty embarrassed though. Is there such a thing as stupid by association?
Bet you would'nt say it to his face.
I can imagine that Hoser would have to resort to violence when he gets insulted. That's what people too stupid to think of a comeback do.
I love whenever I call Hoser an idiot, the only defense is "I bet you wouldn't say that to his face".
No one EVER says "You're wrong Josh, Hoser is an intelligent guy in real life, the idiocy is just a board persona"
Of course it's more of a board persona than it is a reality. I fail to see the idiocy that you so blatantly point out in any of my preceeding posts. I truly believe that Maine would win. That's my opinion smackass, and last time I checked.....I was entitled to that. I also fail to understand the wild hair that you have up your ass for me. You're humping my leg at any available opportunity. As far as my intelligence is concerned, I may not be the brightest bulb in the pack, but then again....why would I defend my honor in response to what some drugged out, washed up, Liberal snot nosed dickwipe thinks of me? I did something in my life for a cause other than my own, Josh. Like other snot-nosed Liberals, you do all of the whining and have done nothing for anyone other than yourself.
Wanna hear a great joke? Josh Martin in 20 years.
I'm done arguing about anything with you, Josh. You're a fucking loser. I wouldn't ever feel the need to resort to any violence with you, that would be too easy. Instead I'll sit back and watch you drown in your own Nihility. If that doesn't kill you, all of the drugs certainly will.
[Jun 20,2006 2:02pm - powerkok ""]
hoser said:babyshaker not logged in said:NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in
Powerkok is in my band, Hand Choke Neck. I'm from NH, but just moved to Maine in November.....and yes, we would choke all massholes to death. That is, the one's that we didn't shoot in the face.
Our band is fat:
Powerkok: 290lbs.
Hoser: 264lbs.
Stevus: 235lbs.
MattyP: 240lbs.
Mark....ummm...our vocalist...ummmm: 145lbs....hahahahahahaha
We would eat Mass.....
290!?!?!
Fuck off!!
hahahaha Im a lean mean 255, have been for months now!
[Jun 20,2006 2:27pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Rev,
Can you fix the search engine so I can count how many times Hoser has brought my name up?
Thanks,
Liberal Snot Nose
[Jun 20,2006 2:45pm - Morbid_Mike ""]
Josh_Martin said:Rev,
Can you fix the search engine so I can count how many times Hoser has brought my name up?
Thanks,
Liberal Snot Nose
My previous comment was just a matter of fact statement. How easy it is to insult somones intelligence on RTTP but from what I know Hoser is all there he can hold a conversation with myself who I find to be somewhat intelligent. On top of that the mother fucker is an American thru and thru all of us should strive to have that patriotism and to call it blind which I am sure you will is senseless this is America for good for bad and godamnit I love it and would'nt want to be anywhere else and guys like Hoser make me fucking proud to support the stars and the stripes!
[Jun 20,2006 2:55pm - powerkok ""]
I will say in Hoser's defense, that aside from being a great guy, he is also quite intelligent..
Ive never felt like I had to justify his intelligence, but the fuckin guy keeps right up with me on triva, and I am the fucking mack when it comes to trivia!!!
[Jun 20,2006 3:00pm - PatMeebles ""]
Massachusetts will win, and in the confusion will also steal Machias Seal Island from Canada, just to brag to Maine that we got it before they did.
[Jun 20,2006 3:39pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Morbid_Mike said:Josh_Martin said:Rev,
Can you fix the search engine so I can count how many times Hoser has brought my name up?
Thanks,
Liberal Snot Nose
My previous comment was just a matter of fact statement. How easy it is to insult somones intelligence on RTTP but from what I know Hoser is all there he can hold a conversation with myself who I find to be somewhat intelligent. On top of that the mother fucker is an American thru and thru all of us should strive to have that patriotism and to call it blind which I am sure you will is senseless this is America for good for bad and godamnit I love it and would'nt want to be anywhere else and guys like Hoser make me fucking proud to support the stars and the stripes!
Patriotism does not equal blind support of a corrupt government.
A true patriot would want to make America better, not make it easier for rich people to fuck us over.
[Jun 20,2006 4:10pm - hoser ""]
I agree with that statement, Josh. However, in the past....most of your rants have been nothing more than simple rants. I have never seen a post whereas you defend your country, but insult it ridiculously and without a shred of respect for the blanket of security and freedom that it provides you. That's what pisses me off. You tear apart every bit of fabric that the country is based on and manipulate it until it's a twisted mess of lies and hatred. Then you post about it. That's just stupid, and that's why you and Hail The Leaf piss me off. Aside from that, there are a lot of very impressionable youths in our midst and it scares me to see them learning from your twisted and self loathing agenda.
[Jun 20,2006 6:20pm - ram_girl ""]
Maine’s Slogan
"Squeal like a pig"..........."Squeal like a pig”!!!
[Jun 20,2006 6:27pm - hoser ""]
ram_girl said:
Maine’s Slogan
"Squeal like a pig"..........."Squeal like a pig”!!!
That's not even funny. That's cliched.
[Jun 20,2006 6:32pm - ram_girl ""]
hoser said:ram_girl said:
Maine’s Slogan
"Squeal like a pig"..........."Squeal like a pig”!!!
That's not even funny. That's cliched.
what can I say.......cliche' is my middle name!!!
[Jun 20,2006 6:35pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Let's get back to the theoretical and absolutely ridiculous conflict at hand.
How can your mutant dire lobsters defeat our ravenous flesh-eating cockroaches.
[Jun 20,2006 10:27pm - rachel ""]
ram_girl said:
Maine’s Slogan
"Squeal like a pig"..........."Squeal like a pig”!!!
actually it is "maine, the way life should be" because it is
[Jun 20,2006 10:31pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
I thought it was.
"Maine, the way life used to be. Before there was Fire."
(jk you know I love Maine)
[Jun 20,2006 10:33pm - eddie ""]
"maine the other white meat"
[Jun 20,2006 11:01pm - powerkok ""]
Maine, where the teeth are few, and the sisters are scared.
[Jun 21,2006 7:39am - Morbid_Mike ""]
Josh_Martin said:Morbid_Mike said:Josh_Martin said:Rev,
Can you fix the search engine so I can count how many times Hoser has brought my name up?
Thanks,
Liberal Snot Nose
My previous comment was just a matter of fact statement. How easy it is to insult somones intelligence on RTTP but from what I know Hoser is all there he can hold a conversation with myself who I find to be somewhat intelligent. On top of that the mother fucker is an American thru and thru all of us should strive to have that patriotism and to call it blind which I am sure you will is senseless this is America for good for bad and godamnit I love it and would'nt want to be anywhere else and guys like Hoser make me fucking proud to support the stars and the stripes!
Patriotism does not equal blind support of a corrupt government.
A true patriot would want to make America better, not make it easier for rich people to fuck us over.
Not following ya hear Josh people fucking people over how capitalism my friend is an amazing thing it's called you work hard you get what's coming to ya.
[Jun 21,2006 10:08am - hoser ""]
Maine is for lovers..........that aren't man on man.
Mass is for lovers too.........gay lovers.
[Jun 21,2006 10:10am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
You can do better than that.
[Jun 21,2006 12:52pm - Josh_Martin ""]
hoser said:I agree with that statement, Josh. However, in the past....most of your rants have been nothing more than simple rants. I have never seen a post whereas you defend your country, but insult it ridiculously and without a shred of respect for the blanket of security and freedom that it provides you. That's what pisses me off. You tear apart every bit of fabric that the country is based on and manipulate it until it's a twisted mess of lies and hatred. Then you post about it. That's just stupid, and that's why you and Hail The Leaf piss me off. Aside from that, there are a lot of very impressionable youths in our midst and it scares me to see them learning from your twisted and self loathing agenda.
You equate "America" with the policies of the Bush administration.
I have never torn apart America, only the people I see as ruining it.
[Jun 21,2006 1:44pm - Hoser_Like totally NLI ""]
Fair enough. However, I do not equate America with he who runs it. I don't necessarily love the guy either, but as my Commander in Chief, I simply pay him the respect of not tearing apart every decision that he makes. I also respect him because I think that he has balls. He may lie, but he does it awful convincingly. AND, we both know that he couldn't take a piss without approval from Congress (Republican, I know) and every other House this, majority that. I don't care where he comes from. ALL politicians are little rich boys that are afforded more opportunity than any of us will ever see. I see American for it's people, and for my family. For what it stood for from the beginning. Freedom from Tyranny.
[Jun 21,2006 1:50pm - the_reverend ""]
"Freedom from Tyranny"
I see a lot of the rules that bush has signed (zero vetos) and the signing statements as promoting tyranny, rebuking freedoms, and promoting a one God country.
I sure as hell am not doing anything "wrong" but I don't want asshats in the government to be reading my emails, listen to the cellphone calls, and trashing through my calls/credit records.
I don't want to be thrown in jail and fined cause someone links titties on this message board.
the list goes on and on.
[Jun 21,2006 2:05pm - powerkok ""]
Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.
I have to agree that W is an asshat.
But it dosent make me want to bash my country, either.
[Jun 21,2006 2:25pm - pam nli ""]
Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.
[Jun 21,2006 2:26pm - powerkok ""]
Pam vs. Josh Martin.
Fight.
[Jun 21,2006 2:27pm - powerkok ""]
Ohhh and its Pam by armbar.
[Jun 21,2006 2:28pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
Can we get back to our fictitious state on state action now?
[Jun 21,2006 2:28pm - powerkok ""]
DUDE....KNO WHAT?
FUCK MAINE AND MASS.
NH VS ALL!
[Jun 21,2006 2:32pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
All we'd have to do is fire all the NH people who work in Boston, reducing the NH economy significantly and thus any chance of winning the war.
How about NH vs. RI? That would be a good fight.
[Jun 21,2006 2:36pm - the_reverend ""]
I missed when this was a good thread.
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[Jun 21,2006 2:37pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
That....yeah.
That worked on me.
You big jerk.
[Jun 21,2006 2:53pm - Josh_Martin ""]
pam nli said:Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.
And broads wonder why there will never be a woman president.
Shut the fuck up you stupid woman.
[Jun 21,2006 2:56pm - pam nli ""]
powerkok said:Ohhh and its Pam by armbar.
Actually I agree with nearly everything Josh says regarding politics, I just think he, hoser, hailtheleaf, etc, are beating their heads against the wall and it's getting really old.
Josh is pretty left
Hoser is way right
HTL is a whiney liberal hippie...we get it, can we move onto more entertaining things, like how easily MA would take out Maine and overall worship of Rich Horror?
[Jun 21,2006 2:57pm - Josh_Martin ""]
powerkok said:Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.
Your bandmate won't listen to me.
Maybe you could explain that to him.
[Jun 21,2006 2:58pm - Josh_Martin ""]
the_reverend said:"Freedom from Tyranny"
I see a lot of the rules that bush has signed (zero vetos) and the signing statements as promoting tyranny, rebuking freedoms, and promoting a one God country.
I sure as hell am not doing anything "wrong" but I don't want asshats in the government to be reading my emails, listen to the cellphone calls, and trashing through my calls/credit records.
I don't want to be thrown in jail and fined cause someone links titties on this message board.
the list goes on and on.
Hoser, are you listening????
[Jun 21,2006 2:58pm - pam nli ""]
Josh_Martin said:pam nli said:Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.
And broads wonder why there will never be a woman president.
Shut the fuck up you stupid woman.
boy, you showed me.
[Jun 22,2006 11:50am - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ""]
Ok, break it up you two. The polls are in. Massachusetts beats Maine fair and square. Sorry Hoser, it looks like your state is nothing but a big ol' pussy state.
[Jun 22,2006 11:58am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""]
With almost 75% of the vote.
[Jun 22,2006 12:11pm - immortal13 ""]
Mass. Enough said.
[Jun 22,2006 12:29pm - ShadowSD ""]
Josh_Martin said:powerkok said:Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.
Your bandmate won't listen to me.
Maybe you could explain that to him.
Hahahahahaha.
[Jun 22,2006 2:39pm - ERICfromMILITIANARY ""]
this is a tough one cause i think im speaking for alot of people when i say between everyone getting fucked up on anything you can think of(in my case booze weed and pills) instead of fighting id rather go to tedeschi's and get some sodas and icecream cookie sandwiches
[Jun 22,2006 2:47pm - hoser ""]
Josh_Martin said:powerkok said:Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.
Your bandmate won't listen to me.
Maybe you could explain that to him.
Bad Hair + Bad Breath + Bad Guitar player = Josh Martin
[Jun 22,2006 2:52pm - RichHorror ""]
pam nli said:Josh_Martin said:pam nli said:Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.
And broads wonder why there will never be a woman president.
Shut the fuck up you stupid woman.
boy, you showed me.
You crazy broad.
[Jun 22,2006 3:52pm - Josh_Martin ""]
hoser said:Josh_Martin said:powerkok said:Religion+Government=bad.
Look at all the fallen civilizations, and why.
Your bandmate won't listen to me.
Maybe you could explain that to him.
Bad Hair + Bad Breath + Bad Guitar player = Josh Martin
Wow, that hamster wheel you call a brain must be smoking after that one.
[Jun 22,2006 6:25pm - pam nli ""]
RichHorror said:pam nli said:Josh_Martin said:pam nli said:Please don't ruin a perfectly good thread with political whining, none of you are going to sway the other either way, make yourself useful and volunteer instead of bickering on the internet.
And broads wonder why there will never be a woman president.
Shut the fuck up you stupid woman.
boy, you showed me.
You crazy broad.
:spineyes:
[Jun 22,2006 6:47pm - Y Draig Goch ""]
I'd say NH,ME,VT,and MA vs the rest of the us sans alaska because they would join us.
Does anyone else here ever consider CT or RI a part of New England, I never have they suck.
[Jun 23,2006 5:32pm - anonymous ""]
DrinkHardThrashHard said:Mass has 5x the population of Maine, easily. They would drive their weak before them as living shields. Despite a guerilla-level resistance from the Mainers hiding behind all the cars up on cinderblocks on their lawns, the Mass rulers would vomit liberal propaganda from their Cambridge Soundworks megaphones, driving the Mainers to kill each other mercifully in the crescendo of insanity.
There are probably as many guns in inner city Boston as there are in the entire state of Maine. That doesn't even take into account Lowell, Lawrence, or any of the other shitholes that mar the horizons of my universe. Bikers are dangerous, but crack addicts on mopeds are far worse.
That is up there on the list of funniest things I have ever heard in my entire life.
[Jun 23,2006 5:48pm - anonymous ""]
Ma could easily win, because as one of the only states to allow the mockery of Gay marriage. All the fags from around the country would flock to Ma to protect this bastion of man love. Our already 5 times bigger population would grow to 10-15 times bigger and we'd easily stomp maines hick ass into the ground.
Their only chance would be an anti-fag ally like Texas to join in the fight. They have Chuck Norris, too. But Texas is to busy exploiting illegals to work on the ranch for 2 dollars an hour to care about Northern affairs.
[Jan 7,2011 5:22pm - Slag ""]
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