Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine?[views:16316][posts:168][poll! to vote:click here] to view:click here] ____________________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:15pm - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT ""] Who would win in a fight, Mass or Maine? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:17pm - thedeparted ""] mass all the way. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:17pm - thedeparted ""] maine has neither italians nor irish, point made. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:42pm - dreadkill ""] mass has more people, so we would destroy maine |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:44pm - CNV ""] Maine has more guns and biker gangs sorry fruits |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:49pm - PatMeebles ""] The Biker gangs would all be arrested for not wearing helmits before even making it past lowell. And the guns would all be confiscated, only to be reimbursed with a $200 gift card to Target, where knives and mallets can be bought. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:53pm - CNV ""] PatMeebles said:The Biker gangs would all be arrested for not wearing helmits before even making it past lowell. And the guns would all be confiscated, only to be reimbursed with a $200 gift card to Target, where knives and mallets can be bought. Good point Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 9:58pm - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] Mass has 5x the population of Maine, easily. They would drive their weak before them as living shields. Despite a guerilla-level resistance from the Mainers hiding behind all the cars up on cinderblocks on their lawns, the Mass rulers would vomit liberal propaganda from their Cambridge Soundworks megaphones, driving the Mainers to kill each other mercifully in the crescendo of insanity. There are probably as many guns in inner city Boston as there are in the entire state of Maine. That doesn't even take into account Lowell, Lawrence, or any of the other shitholes that mar the horizons of my universe. Bikers are dangerous, but crack addicts on mopeds are far worse. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 16,2006 10:24pm - pam ""] mass, obviously |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 10:41pm - RichHorror ""] I had no idea land masses could fight. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 11:50pm - niccolai ""] They can. Did you think massachusetts is in the shape of a man flexing for NO reason? Other states know not to fuck with it. Especially that pussy-ass south dakota. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 16,2006 11:57pm - hail capitalism ""] this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:01am - KeithMutiny ""] dude, fuck maine, seriously. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:05am - RichHorror ""] Seriously? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:06am - PatMeebles ""] I think he's being very serious |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:08am - KeithMutiny ""] seriously |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:10am - RichHorror ""] Intense. |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:37am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] hail capitalism said:this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts Mass would win that too, with a crate of rifles and a 50-spot. Maybe a whore and a cigar too. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:42am - KeithMutiny ""] all we would have to do is flood them, they would kill themselves. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:48am - anonymous ""] KeithMutiny said:all we would have to do is flood them, they would kill themselves. you fucker. I wish I said that first. |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:51am - everpessimistnow ""] mass, we still have all of our teeth, so if the fight gets rough, we can go tyson. >:-D |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 2:50am - dwellingsickness ""] Mass has RichHorror Maine has Hoser...... That is a tough one |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 3:06am - the_reverend ""] NH would get in the way |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 3:08am - dwellingsickness ""] yeah, Rev would kick everyones ass |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 9:18am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] A Mass vs NH fight would be more fun, because there'd be more bloodlust and rivalry. Mass wouldn't be as passionate about killing off Maine. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 9:37am - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] A Mass v. NH fight would be completely pointless as NH would be at a severe manpower handicap. 50% of the population would be too worried about being fired for missing their shift at Wal-Mart to even show up If the fight was held on a weekend 35% of the population would be too busy watching cars drive in circles in Loudon 10% of the population would be too busy being Portsmouth hippies who are anti-violence. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2006 9:51am - troll ""] 2005 census population ME=1,321,505 MA=6,398,743 (too many insects for one little state) |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2006 9:52am - troll ""] interesting http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/33000.html |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 10:54am - KeithMutiny ""] we could have an apple eating contest. Hope you maine folks trust your densure cream. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:07am - DrinkHardThrashHard ""] troll said:2005 census population ME=1,321,505 MA=6,398,743 (too many insects for one little state) Yep, like I said about, about 5x. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:22am - hungtableed ""] mass is gay. maine would totally fucking slaughter the liberal republic of mass. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:29am - Liberal Republican ""] Want some tissues for that wet dream? Get your dick out of your sister and straighten out your teeth. Mass would eviscerate Maine on sheer numbers alone. |
| ______________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:43am - pam ""] BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: 50% of the population would be too worried about being fired for missing their shift at Wal-Mart to even show up . hahahahah |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""] I would never fight NH due to the existence of B-Face and The Tunnelrats. Nothin' but love, ya'll. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 11:56am - RichHorror ""] Oh wait, I think B-Face moved to Boston. I think. The Tunnelrats are still up there, though. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 12:15pm - hail capitalism ""] DrinkHardThrashHard said:hail capitalism said:this poll would have faired better if it was Louisiana versus Massachusetts Mass would win that too, with a crate of rifles and a 50-spot. Maybe a whore and a cigar too. actually, the black people in La. would go biological with all the Super AIDS they have stocked up in their blood, so, it would be a fair fight. and theyd be able to stay up 24/7 due to their massive Meth supplies |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 12:31pm - ShadowSD ""] Clearly, you are all overlooking one key military tactic: Maine would use their lobsters as weapons. All those claws wouldn't be enough to do the job of course, but after enough fighting, everyone from Mass would get hungry and eat the lobsters. That's how the colonial skirmish of 1712 ended. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:23pm - hoser ""] Mass is an overpopulated cumhole. That's why all the Liberal Socialist scum are moving north and clogging our roads and talking with that stupid accent. They're rude, selfish, egotistical twats. AND, most of them have never fired a gun in their lives. We would snipe the fuckers 1 by 1.....and what the massholes forget is that we all have survival skills up here. They wouldn't know what to eat in the woods. They'd starve because they'd feel bad killing an animal. NO WAY Mass could win if the fight was on our turf. Don't give me that numbers shit either. Chosin Reservoir, Korea.....Thanksgiving 1950. 1 Division of US Marines surrounded by 5 Chinese Divisions fought their way out of and won in that Reservoir. AND they carried ALL of their dead out with them. Maine wins. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:27pm - dreadkill ""] maine accents are worse than ma accents. maine people sound like massholes with down syndrome. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:30pm - SacreligionNLI ""] you're forgetting how ass-backwards maine is half of you would be chucking spears MA all day, and plus, we have northwestern MA, which is the Maine of MA |
| _____________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:31pm - pam ""] Mass would take you by putting making out gay men on the frontlines, which would send you all into fits of hysteria. While you're clutching your bibles, covering your dicks, and calling them fags, we'd come in from behind and run you over without our superior ability to drive MORE THAN 30 MPH. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:32pm - BlackoutRick ""] Yeah, MA all the way. Mind over matter. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:33pm - dreadkill ""] MA, always coming in from behind. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:37pm - Affenschwanz ""] dreadkill said:maine accents are worse than ma accents. maine people sound like massholes with down syndrome. There is no accent on the face of the earth thats as annoying as a Canadian or a Minnesotian accent |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:40pm - dreadkill ""] that, sir, is the truth. that midwestern, chicago, minnesota, whatever accent is fucking awful. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:43pm - anonymous ""] Dont forget MA has a secret weapon up their sleeve. 2 words P-Town. Im pretty sure Maine couldnt stand up to an all gay invasion force, shooting their infected semen over every square inch of Maine. Nothing would survive |
| _____________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:45pm - pam ""] anonymous said:Dont forget MA has a secret weapon up their sleeve. 2 words P-Town. Im pretty sure Maine couldnt stand up to an all gay invasion force, shooting their infected semen over every square inch of Maine. Nothing would survive that's what I'm sayin! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:48pm - RichHorror ""] While all you fags are fighting I'm going to be doing all of your drugs. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:50pm - BlackoutRick ""] RichHorror said:While all you fags are fighting I'm going to be doing all of your drugs. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Word!! |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 17,2006 1:58pm - babyshaker not logged in ""] NH has powerkok right?...i guess if it was gonna go down NH vs MA with band members the clencher would be what state does that huge guy from LAZ live in |