my conversation with the vocalist from Wretched Asylum
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[Oct 25,2004 12:53pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
asylum666singer: hey fuckface
asylum666singer: u sure do talk alot of shit
NotCommonRecords: yeah because you are a fag
asylum666singer: and speaking about bands going nowhere
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!!
NotCommonRecords: yeah great
asylum666singer: such great equipment too
NotCommonRecords: What do you want?
asylum666singer: i would like to murder you but I would get in trouble for that
NotCommonRecords: Yeah great
NotCommonRecords: Anything else?
asylum666singer: lol..... yeah... just to let you know u are a pussy and next time you have something to say about someone u should say it to their face
NotCommonRecords: yeah okay, nice processed vocals.
NotCommonRecords: Later
asylum666singer: lol.... i don't use any effects u fuckstick
asylum666singer: there was a power amp and a mixing board
asylum666singer: totally dry and no effects......... i am sorry that your singers can't sing like me
NotCommonRecords: Why are you still talking to me?
NotCommonRecords: I am sorry he can't either
NotCommonRecords: It would be cool if he sounded like a total fag
NotCommonRecords: maybe he can dress like a total fag too
NotCommonRecords: and get an electronic drum kit
asylum666singer: lol... pathetic........ have a great fucking career notcommonrecords will go many places i am sure
NotCommonRecords: Yes I am sure it will, like your bands gimmick wardrobe
asylum666singer: and so will bands like Kevorkians Angels .... lol
NotCommonRecords: ROLMAO!!!
NotCommonRecords: You are the biggest fag ever
asylum666singer: and you are a joke
NotCommonRecords: Because I dress in halloween costumes on stage?
NotCommonRecords: Oh wait, what was you
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: you and your bands suck at life.... really... they do.....
NotCommonRecords: Stop typing with faggy internet abbreviations, pussy
NotCommonRecords: Yeah we do.
asylum666singer: LOL....
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: lol
NotCommonRecords: I will tell kevorkian's angels to play mall metal and dress in costumes, and maybe Mark can dance around like a queer bastard
asylum666singer: LOL!!!!! please do... cuz what they are doing now does not appeal to anyone but your sorry self....
NotCommonRecords: Oh, okay. I must have imagined all their record sales and tours.
NotCommonRecords: Maybe in your wonderful world of Fantasia nobody cares. and Korn is a great band.
asylum666singer: LOL...... horrid
asylum666singer: whoever said Korn is great?
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
asylum666singer: at least you know
asylum666singer: right... i got that.... it's okay to be gay these days
asylum666singer: u can even get married
NotCommonRecords: I know, want to fuck me?
NotCommonRecords: cuz you sure looked gay on stage
asylum666singer: nah man... you are not my type
NotCommonRecords: What if i wear make up?
asylum666singer: maybe
asylum666singer: it will hide your ugly face
NotCommonRecords: And little braids in my hair like your guitarist?
NotCommonRecords: He was so cute
asylum666singer: guitarist had braids???
asylum666singer: what are you talking about?
NotCommonRecords: Your band
NotCommonRecords: I love the whole gimmick
NotCommonRecords: It's like Disurbed meets Dope
asylum666singer: neither of the guitarist's had braids you assfuck
NotCommonRecords: You guys looked totally crazy on that stage
asylum666singer: oh yeah.... we sound and look just like them
NotCommonRecords: Yeah you do
asylum666singer: you got it nailed......
NotCommonRecords: I know
NotCommonRecords: Did you think you were going to make me apologize or convince me that Kevorkian's Angels sucks?
NotCommonRecords: I just think you are even gayer now
asylum666singer: no asshole... my main purpose in messaging u is to let you know that if ya got something to say... say it to me... not my manger you assdick
NotCommonRecords: She asked me what I thought and I answered her
asylum666singer: whatever......
NotCommonRecords: If you can't handle that then hang your costume up and call it quits
asylum666singer: that won't happen... and I can handle it .... i could give two fucking shits what anyone thinks... especially people like u
NotCommonRecords: thats probably why you messaged me I guess
asylum666singer: nah
NotCommonRecords: Then leave me alone
asylum666singer: why are u still typing ?
NotCommonRecords: Haha fag
NotCommonRecords: Bye
asylum666singer: later dick
[Oct 25,2004 1:01pm - succubus ""]
~who is wretched asylum?
~why did he IM you if you were talking to their manager?
hahaha
he doesn't care what you think, then why message you?
If you don't care for a band and someone asks you your opinion...esp if yer joe..you will be honest...
i love how he has to put down your label and your bands...
when did he see them anyhow?
[Oct 25,2004 1:01pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
they played together Friday night.
[Oct 25,2004 1:03pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Haha. Why are nu-metal fags so concerned with "making it"? Anytime a heavy band goofs on a nu-metal band their response is always about how they'll never get big playing that kind of music. So fucking stupid.
Joe, what did you say to their manager?
[Oct 25,2004 1:05pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
She asked me what I thought, and I said they were gay. Nothing more then that.
[Oct 25,2004 1:06pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I went and posted it on baystate rock also, so all the nu-metal bands can get upset.
[Oct 25,2004 1:07pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I tried to formulate an actual response here, but it's impossible to describe how gay nu-metal and anybody that has anything to do with it is.
[Oct 25,2004 1:08pm - Christraper ""]
do these cocks have a website?
[Oct 25,2004 1:08pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
haha check out their website: http://www.wretchedasylum.com/
just the into is amazing
[Oct 25,2004 1:09pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
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tell me that guy doesnt have little braids in his hair
[Oct 25,2004 1:11pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
here is a good shot of them
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[Oct 25,2004 1:13pm - Christraper ""]
HAHAHA! NICE FUCKIN HOT TOPIC SKIRT FAGMO!!!
[Oct 25,2004 1:15pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Wow, that guy has extra big pants, a chain necklace and gay tribal tatoos. I think that covers every generic nu-metal fashion.
They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.
[Oct 25,2004 1:16pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Josh_Martin said:
They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.
If thats all they were, I would sign them.
[Oct 25,2004 1:18pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Someone from this board should pick her up, fuck her, and post pics all over the internet.
Who's got the best game?
[Oct 25,2004 1:19pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I nominate Christ Raper
[Oct 25,2004 1:20pm - Christraper ""]
HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!
[Oct 25,2004 1:21pm - RustedAngel ""]
hahah I'm not into bashing bands much anymore...but damn.. I told you guys they are pretty horrible and it was sad seeing them on a show with BOE.
[Oct 25,2004 1:21pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I think she was with the guy in the band with the cute little braids, the one the singer denied was in the band.
I bet he calls that fag up and tells him to cut those off.
[Oct 25,2004 1:25pm - Christraper ""]
I was gonna braid my hair like that but then i remembered i dont like to put things in my asshole.
[Oct 25,2004 1:29pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Yeah, I figured she was doing one of the guys in the band (why else would you have a broad in the band?) That's why it would rule if someone from here fucked her.
[Oct 25,2004 1:30pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I think it was actually the drummer who had the braids.. which made this fag's comments even more funny. If he wasn't ashamed of his drummer then he would have said "that was my drummer with the braids". But instead, he kind of tried to make it sound like nobody in his band had braids without actually lying. what a homo.
Joe/NotCommon said:NotCommonRecords: And little braids in my hair like your guitarist?
NotCommonRecords: He was so cute
asylum666singer: guitarist had braids???
asylum666singer: what are you talking about?
NotCommonRecords: Your band
NotCommonRecords: I love the whole gimmick
NotCommonRecords: It's like Disurbed meets Dope
asylum666singer: neither of the guitarist's had braids you assfuck
[Oct 25,2004 1:32pm - succubus ""]
i wonder how long it takes for any band member to see this
time for a new RTTP shirt logo
where can you go to talk shit about bands?"
RTTP!
~~
lol
[Oct 25,2004 1:32pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I also posted the conversation on baystate rock, so they will find it.
[Oct 25,2004 1:36pm - Christraper ""]
tell me where to find this girl, ill fuck her
[Oct 25,2004 1:39pm - Christraper ""]
Shit thats right ive got a girlfriend and im actually making an attempt to not cheat on this one. Fuck! Any of the guys in my band would do a good job as well though.
[Oct 25,2004 1:41pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
" I also hate women" fucking genius Joe.
I nominate Lee Marshall to fuck her
[Oct 25,2004 1:42pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though.
[Oct 25,2004 1:42pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Lee could wow her with his DOPESICK FAAARRRRRTS
[Oct 25,2004 1:44pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
SHIT PAPER BALLS
[Oct 25,2004 1:45pm - Christraper ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though.
OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!!
[Oct 25,2004 1:49pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
WHOPPER CORN CHIPS!
[Oct 25,2004 1:55pm - grindwhore666 ""]
so many great parts to that conversation, OH MAN was i laughing
[Oct 25,2004 1:58pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
I like how they say talk shit to their faces, but they are talking shit about us to you. Isn't that the same thing they are bitching about.
P.S. none of us in Kevorkian's give a fuck what Mudvayne thinks of us
[Oct 25,2004 2:03pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I think he wanted me to walk right up to him and just blurt out 'your band is gay!'
Actually we were doing that between their songs.
The world would crumble without Kevorkian's Angels.
[Oct 25,2004 2:05pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
I don't know if it would crumble, but there would be alot more booze in it
[Oct 25,2004 2:06pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Kevorkian's Angels is keeping the liquor companies in business, Wretched Asylum is keeping Maybeline and Revlon in business.
Who is more important?
[Oct 25,2004 2:08pm - spitfire ""]
asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!!
NotCommonRecords: yeah great
asylum666singer: such great equipment too
[Oct 25,2004 2:08pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
Lee Marshall
[Oct 25,2004 2:11pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
maybe if you guys could convince your parents to buy you lots of equipment, you could be as huge as them
[Oct 25,2004 2:11pm - armageddonday ""]
This is completely retarded, I wish I actually saw them at that show so I could bash them too. Now I'm pissed I missed that.
And I can't believe they have a fucking manager, this is totally stupid.
[Oct 25,2004 2:15pm - Christraper ""]
Anne lets double team the bass player and video tape it! mwahahahahaha!
[Oct 25,2004 2:16pm - armageddonday ""]
Deal.
[Oct 25,2004 2:16pm - spitfire ""]
well i can't argue there.Everybody was miserable we left early cause the sound gay fucked up both shows with his GREAT EQIPMENT and surpreme knowledge. Fucking homo.If he was at all intellegent he would shut his mouth now before the wrath of WEYMOUTH comes down on his ass.
[Oct 25,2004 2:18pm - Christraper ""]
armageddonday said:Deal.
sweet
:thescream:
[Oct 25,2004 2:18pm - armageddonday ""]
Yeah I don't know shit about soundboards and I bet I could have done better.
[Oct 25,2004 2:45pm - johnny P ""]
these pieces of shit played with my friends band a while ago at millys tavern in manchester. they spent most of the night in the bathroom putting on makeup before they got on stage. and the singer talks a lot of shit but when u get in his face he dosent do jack shit and hides behind the bouncers all night for fear of getting his ass kick. then at the end of the night they went striaght to their cars and got the hell out of there as fast as they could
[Oct 25,2004 2:46pm - RustedAngel ""]
johnny P said:these pieces of shit played with my friends band a while ago at millys tavern in manchester. they spent most of the night in the bathroom putting on makeup before they got on stage. and the singer talks a lot of shit but when u get in his face he dosent do jack shit and hides behind the bouncers all night for fear of getting his ass kick. then at the end of the night they went striaght to their cars and got the hell out of there as fast as they could
haahahahahahaha
[Oct 25,2004 2:56pm - spitfire ""]
sounds about right. And what those guys think there heading somwhere?
The fact that he can't take any critisim especially from a label goes to show how far there gonna make it
[Oct 25,2004 2:58pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
asylum666singer: Hahahaha... good one man
NotCommonRecords: don't talk to me
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: if you hate me so much.... block me asshole
NotCommonRecords: What are you messaging me for now?
asylum666singer: to annoy u
NotCommonRecords: Can we hold hands and listen to Mudvayne together?
asylum666singer: Lol..... I know you are gay and all... but I told you.. you are not my type
NotCommonRecords: LOL!!@
NotCommonRecords: Must be all the make up I wear on stage, turned me onto cock
NotCommonRecords: I'd prefer the guy in your band with the cute braids
asylum666singer: I'll let him know that you want to fuck him
NotCommonRecords: okay thanks
NotCommonRecords: Guys with girly hairdos are awesome
NotCommonRecords: but I love the hot topic skirt you wear in some of those live pictures
NotCommonRecords: It's really manly
NotCommonRecords: http://www.wretchedasylum.com/images/IM000941.jpg here it is
asylum666singer: Hahaha.... where the fuck were you that night anyways??? All this bullshit and you would think you would have said something to me... but it's funny because I don't remember you
NotCommonRecords: Those really original tribal tattoos are pretty cool too
NotCommonRecords: That is the most hilarious thing ever, huh?
asylum666singer: Thanks for visiting my site and increasing the number of hits.... wow... you really are doing quite a bit of work for us first promoting us on BSR and now you are going to our site... it's alright... i know you are a fan
NotCommonRecords: yeah, I am a fan of watered down generic nu-metal bands in make up.
asylum666singer: i know
NotCommonRecords: Especially when one of them has cute little braids in his hair
asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.
asylum666singer: i am gay though... remember
NotCommonRecords: How could I forgot
NotCommonRecords: Maybe you can stop worrying about being a marketing gimmick and try to write some good music.
asylum666singer: you are not respected by anyone dick...... it's unfortunate that you actually breath the same air that I do
NotCommonRecords: I don't want to be respected by anyone who likes you.
asylum666singer: that's a great idea man!! why didn't I think of that
NotCommonRecords: I don't know, because you think you will make it big by copying Orgy and Dope?
asylum666singer: I never said anything about making it big you asshole
NotCommonRecords: Don't get mad phillip
asylum666singer: I am not mad joseph
NotCommonRecords: Then stop swearing.
asylum666singer: no
asylum666singer: does it offend you ?
NotCommonRecords: Is this the way to rebel against your rich parents who bought you guys all that nice equipment and make up?
NotCommonRecords: I am easily offended, please be more courteous
asylum666singer: wow..... trying to get personal huh? well it won't work here you fucking dolt
NotCommonRecords: Oh gosh!
NotCommonRecords: I have to go, this conversation is giving me AIDS
[Oct 25,2004 2:58pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
part 2 was from after he saw my post on Bay state rock
[Oct 25,2004 3:01pm - blue ""]
hes online right now! terrorize!
[Oct 25,2004 3:08pm - taste of semen ""]
i love wretched asylum we are going to tour with them next year.
[Oct 25,2004 3:08pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Joe AIM him again and try and get that broads phone number.
[Oct 25,2004 3:10pm - armageddonday ""]
I want to crush his balls...if he has any.
[Oct 25,2004 3:15pm - Christraper ""]
Josh_Martin said:Joe AIM him again and try and get that broads phone number.
yeah! then give it to me and anne!
[Oct 25,2004 3:32pm - Josh_Martin ""]
armageddonday said:I want to crush his balls...if he has any.
Anne is a living WASP song.
[Oct 25,2004 3:39pm - dreadkill ""]
ha, this one comes close to topping joe's conversation with that girl about strawberries and ice cream last year. joe should post all his aim conversations on here. i laughed at that other one for months.
i like how that idiot made fun of kevorkian's angels equipment. since when did having expensive equipment make someone a good musician? i love how poor that kid's logic is. i heard his band before and it sounded like some dudes got together and said "you know what would be so awesome? taking lamb of god and hatebreed and mixing it with nu metal. that would be so original and unlike anything in music today. then we could put make up on and call ourselves goth even though we're not. "
[Oct 25,2004 3:41pm - Christraper ""]
BALLCRUSHER!!!!!
[Oct 25,2004 3:52pm - My_Dying_Bride ""]
i wanna start a nu-metal band now
[Oct 25,2004 3:56pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Remember that gay band Nothing Face?
My old band opened at the Pantera show at the Tsongas Arena. Nothing Face's label bought them onto the tour. We had our shit in the hall backstage and one of the Nothing Face fags walks by and laughs at our equipment. He says to our drummer, "Dude, that's just a practice kit, right?"
So, drummer boy (John Kevorkian) says something to the effect of "no, that's my real kit, we're not gay enough to have a major label buy us equipment"
Phil Anselmo happened to walk by when John said that and laughed his ass off. The guy from Nothing Face suddenly changed his attitude and acted like he was just kidding.
So, he's a double faggot. First for caring about the quality of our equipment, second for backing down because the singer of Pantera laughed at him.
The moral of this story is that bands who have their equipment paid for by major labels or mommy and daddy should shut the fuck up about DIY bands.
[Oct 25,2004 4:09pm - BornSoVile ""]
this is mint!
[Oct 25,2004 4:17pm - dreadkill ""]
this is indeed mint.
[Oct 25,2004 4:18pm - dreadkill ""]
i just went on baystate rock and vented. i've been keeping all my opinions to myself lately because i know alot of my friends are tired of hearing about how gay the devildriver effect bands are, but i couldn't keep it in any longer. those kids on that board are so fucking dumb.
[Oct 25,2004 4:18pm - bradness ""]
i said it before and i'll say it again....queer eye for the soundguy.
So we don't have top of the line gear, who cares. Fucking elitist swine. You have a manager and you're STILL playing all ages VFW type shows? Wow. That's just incredible. Our gear has been across the country and back. Where has yours been, besides in a climate controlled storage facility.
[Oct 25,2004 4:27pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I knew that guy was fucking dumb right from the beginning. The first thing that came out of his mouth was him calling the best bands on the show friday night terrible. How the fuck do you honestly make fun of CWAF and KA? That guy is a fucking joke.
[Oct 25,2004 4:29pm - bradness ""]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:I knew that guy was fucking dumb right from the beginning. The first thing that came out of his mouth was him calling the best bands on the show friday night terrible. How the fuck do you honestly make fun of CWAF and KA? That guy is a fucking joke.
thanks,much appreciated.
[Oct 25,2004 4:32pm - armageddonday ""]
Obviously if they play Nu-metal they have absoluteyl no taste/no clue whatsoever.
[Oct 25,2004 4:52pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
bradness said:thanks,much appreciated.
no problemo man. It's well deserved.
[Oct 25,2004 5:04pm - bradness ""]
jesus christ, this guy is a fool....
weymouthrock (4:30:41 PM): fag
asylum666singer (4:30:58 PM): lol
weymouthrock (4:30:58 PM): wha!!!
weymouthrock (4:31:12 PM): learn how to use your gear
asylum666singer (4:31:27 PM): ummmm..... who is this?
weymouthrock (4:31:34 PM): it's me, weymouthrock
asylum666singer (4:31:40 PM): nice screenname
asylum666singer (4:31:40 PM): lol
weymouthrock (4:32:06 PM): so explain to me why the pa kept cutting out, i though Mackie made good shit
asylum666singer (4:33:41 PM): cwaf didn't cut out
weymouthrock (4:33:51 PM): that's not what people tell me
asylum666singer (4:33:57 PM): it was when kevorkian came up
weymouthrock (4:34:10 PM): people i trust said both sets were cutting out
weymouthrock (4:34:18 PM): drums and vocals
weymouthrock (4:34:27 PM): so tell me, why was it cutting out
asylum666singer (4:35:21 PM): you guys were way too loud!!!!!! instrumentally.... you had your volume up like u were playing a huge venue
asylum666singer (4:35:26 PM): you were in a hall
weymouthrock (4:35:43 PM): ok, so you were the soundguy, TELL US TO TURN DOWN!!!
asylum666singer (4:35:46 PM): how come no bands after Bane of Existence had problems?
asylum666singer (4:35:55 PM): I am NOT a soundguy....
asylum666singer (4:36:03 PM): I told you that in the first place
weymouthrock (4:36:05 PM): were you running the board?
asylum666singer (4:36:11 PM): I was
weymouthrock (4:36:18 PM): then you were the soundguy
asylum666singer (4:36:19 PM): cuz it's mine
asylum666singer (4:36:24 PM): whatever......
weymouthrock (4:36:30 PM): if you can't run the gear then find someone who can
asylum666singer (4:36:40 PM): you didn't allow the singer to do a vocal check in kevorkians
asylum666singer (4:36:52 PM): i didn't put on the show... it was a favor for Megan
asylum666singer (4:37:02 PM): he cut
asylum666singer (4:37:36 PM): look......... i have no problem with you man..... i don't care if you don't like me... whatever.....
weymouthrock (4:37:37 PM): so besides KA's singers amp crapping out, what's wrong with our gear? We used the same amp as BOE and you don't seem to have a problem with them?
weymouthrock (4:38:14 PM): i'm just of elitist douchebags talking shit
weymouthrock (4:38:26 PM): typo
weymouthrock (4:38:30 PM): sick of i meant
asylum666singer (4:38:42 PM): your band didn't stick around and support the show... and once Bane got off you took your drum mics that i asked you to leave for the other bands.... you showed no respect
weymouthrock (4:39:01 PM): i said as long as we're here, you can use them
weymouthrock (4:39:04 PM): exact quote
asylum666singer (4:39:25 PM): yeah..... u too good to support local music and watch other bands regardless of their style?
weymouthrock (4:39:45 PM): we left because the show sucked, the sound sucked, and Megan and the other guy were being rude and hostile to us, why would we stick around?Plus her name is Megan afterall.
weymouthrock (4:40:16 PM): i have no problem with other people playing shitty music, the world is full of that shit.
asylum666singer (4:40:24 PM): bands like yours don't respect the local music community
weymouthrock (4:40:29 PM): sure
asylum666singer (4:40:38 PM): you don't.... and that's a fact
weymouthrock (4:40:56 PM): that's why we signed to a local label, book shows in Boston and Providence with local bands
weymouthrock (4:41:44 PM): and you respect us by saying we suck on a message board? we were there for an hour after we played, plenty of time to talk to us
asylum666singer (4:42:39 PM): i didn't say that on the local music board... nor would i ever... i said it to Joe.... to put some fire up his ass........
asylum666singer (4:42:48 PM): then he posted our aim message
weymouthrock (4:43:19 PM): right, my bad
asylum666singer (4:43:33 PM): that guy is a big piece of shit and he makes you look bad
asylum666singer (4:43:51 PM): for the record... i don't think you suck.....
weymouthrock (4:44:10 PM): Joe is very opinionated, yes
weymouthrock (4:44:24 PM): he's done more for the metal scene than you know
asylum666singer (4:44:28 PM): yes he is.... narrow minded.....
weymouthrock (4:44:31 PM): no
weymouthrock (4:44:54 PM): he just likes what he likes and doesn't sugar coat things to not offend people
asylum666singer (4:44:56 PM): well his attitude is not one that I call "good promotion" ... not at all
asylum666singer (4:45:12 PM): he goes out of his way to offend people.... there is a difference
weymouthrock (4:45:27 PM): what other shows have you guys played? Have you toured?
asylum666singer (4:45:39 PM): we are a new band....
weymouthrock (4:45:52 PM): ok, previous band experience?
asylum666singer (4:46:20 PM): we have became a full band in January.... don't even have a demo fully ready... and playing on the same bill as you guys......
weymouthrock (4:46:45 PM): huh?
asylum666singer (4:46:50 PM): i promote my band...... and i work hard at it.... so for the time being together and out in the scene.... we have played quite a few places..... etc.
asylum666singer (4:47:52 PM): i am not about comparing our bands man...... my gripe is with Joe..... not your bands
weymouthrock (4:48:10 PM): you gripe with Joe and you gripe with us
asylum666singer (4:48:28 PM): well fine then.....
weymouthrock (4:48:37 PM): "asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!! "
weymouthrock (4:48:45 PM): explain
asylum666singer (4:49:14 PM): as i said... i don't think you suck.... i said it to rev up Joe.... BUT
asylum666singer (4:49:32 PM): your drummer looked like he was falling asleep...... 0 stage presence.... 0!
weymouthrock (4:49:40 PM): HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
asylum666singer (4:49:48 PM): you didn't say shit to the crowd... to try and get them involved
weymouthrock (4:50:05 PM): that's why he's played with Today is the Day and Anal Cunt right? No stage presense? HAHAHAH!!!!!!
asylum666singer (4:50:18 PM): the shows, and the scene.... it's about the bands AND people who come out to watch and show support
asylum666singer (4:50:21 PM): NONE!
weymouthrock (4:50:29 PM): sorry, he's to busy being a DRUMMER!
asylum666singer (4:50:41 PM): ahhh...
asylum666singer (4:50:43 PM): forgot
asylum666singer (4:51:05 PM): and anal cunt and today is the day....... lol
weymouthrock (4:51:09 PM): and far more talented than any drummer you'll ever play with
weymouthrock (4:51:14 PM): yeah
weymouthrock (4:51:27 PM): bands on Relapse and Earache
weymouthrock (4:51:32 PM): AmRep
asylum666singer (4:51:37 PM): whatever man..... exactly my point
weymouthrock (4:51:39 PM): yeah, total slacker bands
asylum666singer (4:52:21 PM): i never said slacker
weymouthrock (4:52:23 PM): well, time for my spongebath
weymouthrock (4:52:27 PM): later
what a fucking dolt, he couldn't even own up to saying shit about us
[Oct 25,2004 5:05pm - bradness ""]
fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....
[Oct 25,2004 5:23pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
bradness said:asylum666singer (4:49:32 PM): your drummer looked like he was falling asleep...... 0 stage presence.... 0!
aaaaahahahahahaa. what fucking show was he watching? Every time I see John Play drums I cry myself to sleep later in the night. :bow:
And you can add another one to the talley of people that said the vocals cut out. I was up front and I did notice the vocals cutting out for CWAF.
And those were you guys' drum mics? what did wretched asylum need drum mics for anyway? they had an electronic kit. I thought I was at a prodigy concert.
[Oct 25,2004 5:27pm - armageddonday ""]
John no stage presence? Blasphemy!
Man, I'm getting angry, if you want carnage bring me that kid, I'll chop him and cook him up in a stew.
Did he even noticed that John played 2 sets in a row?
[Oct 25,2004 5:30pm - pessimist ""]
that kid now must be killed for putting up a half assed attempt at knocking the best drummer in Boston. Dammit john, where's your stage presence behind the kit? poser....
[Oct 25,2004 5:33pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
well... maybe in their defense... I guess John didn't spend 3 hours braiding his hair and putting on makeup. And I didn't see him reprogramming his drumkit during their set to allow him to play double bass on his floor tom or make the other drums sound like techno. C'mon guys, have some stage presence.
[Oct 25,2004 5:57pm - dan. ""]
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
thats my favorite
[Oct 25,2004 6:18pm - assuck ""]
i want to book a show at obriens with these guys and then beat the shit out of them out in the patio
[Oct 25,2004 6:21pm - Todd(bombshelter) ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:I think she was with the guy in the band with the cute little braids, the one the singer denied was in the band.
I bet he calls that fag up and tells him to cut those off.
She is with the guy with the braids, He is the Drummer not the guitarist...bashing bands is stupid ,People ,now that is fun haha
[Oct 25,2004 6:33pm - noosebomb666 ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Josh_Martin said:
They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.
If thats all they were, I would sign them.
Josh, that was the best quote ever!
[Oct 25,2004 6:34pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
I don't pump up the crowd between songs, I guess our songs aren't enough I'm supposed to do fucking backflips for these fucks
[Oct 25,2004 6:36pm - noosebomb666 ""]
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
asylum666singer: at least you know
asylum666singer: right... i got that.... it's okay to be gay these days
asylum666singer: u can even get married
NotCommonRecords: I know, want to fuck me?
Joe, you fucking rule. Thats hilarious!
[Oct 25,2004 6:36pm - dreadkill ""]
i like how he talked shit about today is the day. steve austin is one of the most creative and unique musicians around, and all this guy can say is "lol, today is the day..."
[Oct 25,2004 7:06pm - Rich Horror NLI ""]
Holy gay. Joe was actually totally professional when talking to the mall faggots' manager. Unlike me and my "they reminded me of faggots and AIDS" review. I hope that one-man Michale Graves tribute band gets uteran cancer.
[Oct 26,2004 8:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I would like to say, for the record (in my own defense), I have never alienated or offended anyone who could actually make any difference to any bands I like. Atleast not to my knowledge. For one they just seem to be cooler people, and two I am running a business. The nu-metal band seems so intent on talking about how my attitude and the fact that CWAF and KA left after Bane of Existence is bad for the scene. That band is not in the same scene. For a band who just formed and isn't at all involved with the our scene, they sure are experts on how unproductive I am.
Not to mention all the times Brad has helped out at some of the Block shows with sound. Way to not support bands Brad.
And John Gillis is the drummer the other drummers drool over, knocking him is pitiful.
[Oct 26,2004 9:37am - BestialOnslaught ""]
OMG! HIS NAME IS BRANDON LEE!!! JUST LIKE THE CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZZZZZZ!!
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[Oct 26,2004 10:36am - Soloman ""]
the dread locked drummer licks his crash symbols in between songs.
[Oct 26,2004 10:50am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I wish he'd bite them. That way I could run up and hit one.
[Oct 26,2004 11:03am - Josh_Martin ""]
Now I guess the truth can come out about why Anal Cunt broke up. It was because John had no stage presence. We told him over and over again "dude, you really need more stage presence"....
John does close his eyes when he's playing but I never thought it looked like he was sleeping, more like he was in some drummer trance or something.
[Oct 26,2004 11:08am - RustedAngel ""]
Hey Joe, Evil Tracy says she agree's with your points. heh.
[Oct 26,2004 11:12am - dreadkill ""]
this is the most entertaining thing of the week. it is even more entertaining than hearing the mastamindz singer's voice crack on the live recording of their rage against the machine cover.
[Oct 26,2004 11:13am - dan. ""]
maybe this kid is fighting with you to gain your respect and become your friend hahahahahha seriously though i bet he thinks in reality you think hes cool and he thinks your cool and youll look back on this and laugh
[Oct 26,2004 11:21am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
Josh_Martin said:Now I guess the truth can come out about why Anal Cunt broke up. It was because John had no stage presence. We told him over and over again "dude, you really need more stage presence"....
John does close his eyes when he's playing but I never thought it looked like he was sleeping, more like he was in some drummer trance or something.
I always assumed it is because he is playing so fast that if he opened his eyes it would send him back in time 50 years or something. I'd don't know much about astrophysics though.
[Oct 26,2004 12:26pm - Abbath ""]
asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.
joe without a doubt in my mind, you're the fucking man, i can't stop laughing
[Oct 26,2004 1:28pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?
[Oct 26,2004 1:37pm - anonymous ""]
mark dude, you have a problem
[Oct 26,2004 1:39pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
Suck my dick you fag
[Oct 26,2004 1:42pm - anonymous ""]
the first step is admitting it. Don't snort your life away you talented shithead
[Oct 26,2004 1:45pm - MarkKevorkian ""]
You don't know shit about me fuck off
[Oct 26,2004 2:24pm - Siberia ""]
bradness said:fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....
Classic!!!!!!!!!!
We played with them back this summer sometime, I HAD to leave during their first song, I honestly couldn't remember the last time I was that turned off by a band. All attitudes and idiocy asside, thruth of the matter is that the band is complete crap. Add all the other stuff in and what a bunch of winners we've got here!
[Oct 26,2004 3:03pm - cdan ""]
haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.
[Oct 26,2004 3:14pm - Josh_Martin ""]
MarkKevorkian said:Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?
Sounds good to me.
[Oct 26,2004 4:50pm - bradness ""]
MarkKevorkian said:Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?
how about a speaker cable next time we practice dickhead
[Oct 26,2004 5:27pm - LordGrimballs ""]
From the site:
"Stephanie Canelas
BASS GUITAR, MARKETING CONCEPTS"
Hahahaha, marketing concepts.
[Oct 26,2004 5:33pm - pessimist ""]
i used to work with a girl named stephanie canelas, and once she told me that marilyn manson spit on her at a concert and it was the greatest moment of her life, wonder if its the same girl...
[Oct 26,2004 5:47pm - armageddonday ""]
Most likely...that defenitely sounds like it could be that bitch.
[Oct 26,2004 5:51pm - assuck ""]
its been confirmed. it's the same girl
[Oct 26,2004 5:57pm - dreadkill ""]
i'm going to get a marketing concepts person in my band to stand on stage while we play and come up with great marketing concepts.
[Oct 26,2004 5:59pm - assuck ""]
mastamindz
[Oct 26,2004 6:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
RustedAngel said:Hey Joe, Evil Tracy says she agree's with your points. heh.
link me up, yo.
[Oct 26,2004 6:01pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
she probably met the rest of their band and became friends when the singer told her how marilyn manson came in his ass.
[Oct 26,2004 6:56pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
MarkKevorkian said:You don't know shit about me fuck off
No shit...
Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem.
[Oct 26,2004 10:15pm - Wraithious ""]
The bass player is fucking HOT!!!!!!!
[Oct 26,2004 10:19pm - Wraithious ""]
Hey Joe, Can I put that "interview" up on my website? heh heh.
[Oct 27,2004 12:49am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
BestialOnslaught said:MarkKevorkian said:You don't know shit about me fuck off
No shit...
Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem.
Mark has a heritage problem, fucking wop.
[Oct 27,2004 12:56am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
BestialOnslaught said:OMG! HIS NAME IS BRANDON LEE!!! JUST LIKE THE CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZZZZZZ!!
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It's the retarded lovechild of Mortiis and Jonathan Davis.
[Oct 27,2004 1:02am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now.
Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.
Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags.
[Oct 27,2004 1:05am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.
[Oct 27,2004 1:07am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
A journey beckons, the five hear the call. Wretched Asylum targets the Taco Bell that fired Stephanie for wearing a lip ring!
[Oct 27,2004 1:44am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now.
Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.
Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags.
that brought a tear to my eye. seriously guys, you should sooo respect them. i bet your gay bands don't use huge words like abandoned, tortured, anger, vengeance and enmity. i bet you don't even know how to comprehend them...you don't know what it's like to be shunned by the world for being a dumbass...how would you like it if your parents didn't give you lunch money every day or if your dad only had pictures of naked gay dudes in the garage instead of naked girls. that's ABANDONMENT. ::sniffle::
what a bunch of retards. i hope i get to see them at some point so i too can partake in the comedic delight that few have shared. it would be even cooler to see them in person so i could congratulate them personally on officially sucking huge.
[Oct 27,2004 9:30am - spitfire ""]
that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch
[Oct 27,2004 9:49am - litacore ""]
spitfire said:that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch
hahaha, this is one of my favorite threads EVER:satancross::satancross::satancross:
[Oct 27,2004 9:56am - grindwhore666 ""]
yeah, this just keeps getting better and better!
[Oct 27,2004 10:09am - Soloman ""]
cdan said:haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.
Whoa. This cdan character has a video? Make with the post.
[Oct 27,2004 10:59am - assuck ""]
i think these guys are taking some of the weight off of mastamindz' shoulders
[Oct 27,2004 11:43am - cdan ""]
hahaha, this is even funnier than i remember, check this vid: http://www.pillorygrind.com/swinecube/WA.mov
[Oct 27,2004 11:47am - dreadkill ""]
this thread really is one of the funniest i have ever read. the lovechild of mortiis and jonathan davis, the wesley willis reference, the deep kneee ends in the pickle patch. this is the best. i'm glad the bsr boards provide rttp with retards to make fun of.
[Oct 27,2004 11:48am - assuck ""]
that just made my day
[Oct 27,2004 11:54am - armageddonday ""]
Made my day too, and this is defenitely one of my favorite threat...
What a bunch of retards.
[Oct 27,2004 12:03pm - cdan ""]
he's wearing latex gloves, he's crrrrazy!
[Oct 27,2004 12:22pm - assuck ""]
hahahaha
i had to join in on the fun, so i'm talking to him too...
[Oct 27,2004 12:36pm - assuck ""]
Napalm Death 04: hell yeah!
asylum666singer: who are u?
Napalm Death 04: you guys fuckin ruled the other night, man
Napalm Death 04: i saw you in braintree
Napalm Death 04: fuck all those fags on rttp
Napalm Death 04: have you seen that shit?
asylum666singer: yeah
asylum666singer: people like them waste my time
Napalm Death 04: theyre all talkin shit about your band
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it
Napalm Death 04: im just wanted to say good set the other night man
asylum666singer: lol thanks
Napalm Death 04: i got two questions:
Napalm Death 04: 1. i was wondering if you had a demo or anything i could get?
asylum666singer: not yet
Napalm Death 04: 2: is your bassist the slampig of the band, or are you?
asylum666singer: hahaha
Napalm Death 04: cause honestly, i'd sodomize both of you if i had the chance
Napalm Death 04: id probably do it with a wiffle ball bat
asylum666singer: napalm death is awesome..... stop wasting your time chatting with me and go suck their dicks
Napalm Death 04: oh i'll get right on that
Napalm Death 04: they probably wont like it though
asylum666singer: you are boring... go away
Napalm Death 04: theyll say "damn, this kid isnt as good as the bassist from wrechid asylum
Napalm Death 04: that chik gave a mean hummer."
asylum666singer: and you have no intelligence.... now leave me alone
Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath
Napalm Death 04: earth
asylum666singer: erath
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: good speller huh?
Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual
Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape
Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band
Napalm Death 04: starting with your bassist
Napalm Death 04: then you
Napalm Death 04: and thenn your drummer
Napalm Death 04: his braids are dreamy
asylum666singer: i am sure joe would be proud of you man......
Napalm Death 04: joe's gonna be there too
asylum666singer: why are you wasting time?
Napalm Death 04: hes gonna videotape it
Napalm Death 04: cause i have the flu, and im bored
asylum666singer: nothing u say affects me....... not one bit........ i laugh at ya.... and you are a joke
Napalm Death 04: i also have genital herpes, which i will pass along to your girlfriend
Napalm Death 04: i might take you calling me a joke more seriously if you didnt wear eyeliner
asylum666singer: so... promote your band... or do something productive.... u obviously need it
Napalm Death 04: who says im in a band?
asylum666singer: who cares...
Napalm Death 04: maybe i am...
Napalm Death 04: maybe not...
Napalm Death 04: i could drum on my own turd-peanuts with a plastic spoon and it would still sound better than anything your band has done
asylum666singer: Hahahaha.... turd-peanuts is funny.... but you are pathetic
Napalm Death 04: i know
asylum666singer: good
Napalm Death 04: im a sad, sad little man
asylum666singer: yeah.... agreed
Napalm Death 04: i cry while i masturbate thinking about your bassist
Napalm Death 04: as well as your sexy tribal tatttoos and latex gloves
asylum666singer: sensitive type I guess?
Napalm Death 04: absolutely
asylum666singer: nothing wrong with that..... most gays are....
Napalm Death 04: my asshole is so sensitive, when your bassist hit a low e note, i creamed in my pants
asylum666singer: how old are you?
Napalm Death 04: old enough to cream in my pants
asylum666singer: hahaha
asylum666singer: you are funny..... but dumb
Napalm Death 04: its good to know my talents are appreciated my no talent-fucks such as yourself
asylum666singer: ummmmmm......... exactly like I said..... dumb
Napalm Death 04: you act like your laughing, but you know youre gonna go cry to your hot girlfriend and say "WHY DID YOU SUCK NAPALM DEATH'S DICKS?! YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT LIKE SUCKING COCK!"
asylum666singer: LOL..... you are making me laugh asshole....... not offending me....... you are a low-life piece of shit..... that makes me laugh.... not your words.
Napalm Death 04: and she'll say "I just dont like suckng YOUR cock. let me give you an example: have you ever tried to suck milk out of a cats nipple? thats how i feel when i try sucking your cock!"
thats pretty much the end of it
[Oct 27,2004 12:40pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it.
I should send Anne after him.
[Oct 27,2004 12:41pm - assuck ""]
haha yea you should
he'll pee himself out of fear for his life
i know i would
[Oct 27,2004 1:06pm - powerkok ""]
hahahaha this thread is awesome.
all I kno is, I busted my balls to buy my equipment, and fags like this get their shit handed to em on a fucking silver deli tray.
I always hated 'that guy' that had all the sweet eqip that never appreciated it, and walked around the venue all night bitching. I fuckin hate that. I fuckin hate it enough to stick one of their fag heads into their brand new 7000 dollar speaker cab, turn it on, crank up a dissonant harmonic, and make his head blow the fuck up!
[Oct 27,2004 1:08pm - assuck ""]
mmmmmmmm
dissonant harmonic
[Oct 27,2004 1:21pm - sacreligionbownt ""]
perhaps you guys are wasting your time
[Oct 27,2004 1:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Perhaps you should stop reading these threads if you think so.
[Oct 27,2004 1:22pm - powerkok ""]
yes...yummy harmonics make me poop yaaaay.
they need to make an 'evacuate' effect pedal, that when you step on it, it emits a frequency that makes people run away.
aka: the powerkok is pantless and bending over pedal.
[Oct 27,2004 1:31pm - Christraper ""]
Assuck come camping with us saturday! Drugs and booze for everyone!!!!
[Oct 27,2004 1:36pm - powerkok ""]
drugs and booze?
what kind of both?
[Oct 27,2004 1:54pm - assuck ""]
camping, ey?
i'll let you know how my schedule looks....
[Oct 27,2004 2:11pm - Christraper ""]
powerkok said:drugs and booze?
what kind of both?
Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin...
Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!!
Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own.
[Oct 27,2004 2:51pm - armageddonday ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it.
I should send Anne after him.
Yeah, if you want to train me to kill people with my hands he might be the one to feed me then...I would do a carnage of that kid.
Just get me some booze before I start.
[Oct 27,2004 3:48pm - Christraper ""]
I wanna see anne kick this guys ass!!!
[Oct 27,2004 3:52pm - powerkok ""]
Christraper said:powerkok said:drugs and booze?
what kind of both?
Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin...
Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!!
Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own.
WHooooah easy there horsie...I wasnt inviting myself...just curious.
meat beer fire and drugs are good.
[Oct 27,2004 3:56pm - Christraper ""]
powerkok said:meat beer fire and drugs are good.
Truer words were never spoken. Unless anyone ever said Wretched Asylum blows goats for pocket change....
[Oct 27,2004 3:58pm - Christraper ""]
Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath
Napalm Death 04: earth
asylum666singer: erath
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: good speller huh?
Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual
Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape
Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
[Oct 28,2004 1:28am - grindwhore666 ""]
FUCK I LOVE THIS THREAD! HAHA THANKS JOE! i've laughed so many times and keep coming back for more!
[Oct 29,2004 10:24am - litacore ""]
keep it bumped
[Oct 29,2004 10:29am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I posted both conversations in a similiar thread on baystate rock, but over there nu-metal reign supreme, so there was alot of backlash against me. It was pretty funny stuff, there was even a thread started just to bash me.
[Oct 29,2004 10:30am - dreadkill ""]
i've looked at this thread so many times since it first started. keep fueling it.
[Oct 29,2004 10:32am - litacore ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:I posted both conversations in a similiar thread on baystate rock, but over there nu-metal reign supreme, so there was alot of backlash against me. It was pretty funny stuff, there was even a thread started just to bash me.
everytime I've tried to post a drummer ad on baystaterock I've gotten some nu-metal mutant response who doesn't know his dick from his ass:pukeface:
[Oct 29,2004 10:33am - litacore ""]
dreadkill said:i've looked at this thread so many times since it first started. keep fueling it.
this and the NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH, neck and neck!
[Oct 29,2004 10:33am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
nu-metal mutant haha
[Oct 29,2004 10:44am - RustedAngel ""]
it's funny seeing the singer of WA's skirt get in a bunch over all of this.
[Oct 29,2004 10:46am - Christraper ""]
Hahaha! "Dont get yer panties in a wad Asylum!"
[Oct 29,2004 10:46am - litacore ""]
I think I'd rather put a cigarette out in my ass than ever have to watch this band
[Oct 29,2004 10:47am - Christraper ""]
Theres better things to put in your ass, like my dick.....
[Oct 29,2004 10:48am - litacore ""]
Christraper said:Theres better things to put in your ass, like my dick.....
but I'm not Christ! :shocked:
[Oct 29,2004 10:49am - Christraper ""]
Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.
[Oct 29,2004 10:51am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Christraper said:Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.
If you thought Anne dishing a beating down on me was harsh, keep talking to larisa like that and see what happens to you.
[Oct 29,2004 10:52am - Christraper ""]
I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....
[Oct 29,2004 10:54am - litacore ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:Christraper said:Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.
If you thought Anne dishing a beating down on me was harsh, keep talking to larisa like that and see what happens to you.
hahaha, I should watch Kill Bill more often :ralphie:
:satancross: SWORD :satancross:
[Oct 29,2004 10:54am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I'd do her bandmate in the ass, mouth, whatever.
[Oct 29,2004 10:54am - litacore ""]
Christraper said:I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....
librarians are ugly
[Oct 29,2004 10:57am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
You aren't ugly Laryssa.
[Oct 29,2004 10:59am - Christraper ""]
litacore said:Christraper said:I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....
librarians are ugly
Thats not true, i fucked a wicked hot girl in the library she worked at.
[Oct 29,2004 11:00am - litacore ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:You aren't ugly Laryssa.
awwwwww :bow:
[Oct 30,2004 12:52pm - putAhexonyou ""]
you ought too be ashamed of yourselves. :pukeface:
[Oct 30,2004 1:01pm - lick me ""]
cdan said:haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.
YOU MORONS ARE SUCH COCK SWALLOWERS! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING JEALOUS IT MAKE ME PUKE :pukeface::pukeface::pukeface::pukeface:
THEY COULD KICK YOUR ASSES ON AND OFF STAGE :whipper::whipper:
ONLY PUSSIES TALK ABOUT ASSAULTING A GIRL. WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS :krusty:
"HEY MAN, I'M IN A BLACK METAL BAND AND I RULE":doublehorns:
GO FUCK YOU MOTHER AND THEN SUCK YOUR DICK8^(8^(8^(8^(
[Oct 30,2004 1:31pm - dugoxistance ""]
you're stupid.
[Oct 30,2004 1:47pm - Dissector ""]
Is there a need for that man emoticons? It kinda seems like you based your insults off of the availible emoticons.
[Oct 30,2004 1:49pm - ArrowHead ""]
haha, must be the bassist from WA. Only a chick would use that many emoticons.
They posted this entire thread on BSR under the name "chainsaw boners boyfriend". Priceless.
[Oct 30,2004 2:02pm - assuck ""]
there's nothing better than angry sex, and thats what me and the bassist will have
[Oct 30,2004 4:22pm - spitfire ""]
YOU MORONS ARE SUCH COCK SWALLOWERS! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING JEALOUS IT MAKE ME PUKE
the only thing I'm jealous about is not being there when they fucking rape you cunt!!!
[Oct 30,2004 5:04pm - assuck ""]
haha
you're more than welcome to join in on the rape-fest
[Oct 30,2004 5:49pm - iren_the_viking ""]
i think this thread has taught us all a valuable lesson: if you braid your hair, play faggot mall goth rock, and have a bassist with more than 4 orifices, you will be raped
[Oct 30,2004 6:10pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Is anyone else really looking forward to
when their manager books them with some
hardcore bands and FSU shows up and pounds
the shit out of skirt boy?
[Oct 30,2004 6:47pm - assuck ""]
i sure as hell am
[Oct 30,2004 7:21pm - litacore ""]
putAhexonyou said:you ought too be ashamed of yourselves. :pukeface:
I'm knot.
[Oct 30,2004 7:39pm - phantos ""]
ha
[Oct 30,2004 10:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I'm jumping into the discussion on BSR. This will be fun.
[Oct 31,2004 8:19am - Bradberry douche ""]
we nedd to assemble an army to go to one of their shows
[Oct 31,2004 8:38am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I would like to publicly apologize for my involvement in this whole matter, I learned my lesson. Responding to IM threats from over zealous marketing gimmicks, err singers, who cannot take criticism is a shameful way to act. I just hope Phil can forgive me for sticking up for his ignorant remarks about Kevorkian's Angels. It will never happen again.
[Oct 31,2004 11:37am - assuck ""]
damn straight
[Dec 1,2004 1:13pm - paganmegan ""]
bump
[Dec 1,2004 1:45pm - litacore ""]
yayyyyy!
[Dec 1,2004 1:53pm - paganmegan ""]
I do think the 'deep knee bends in the pickle patch" statement is a classic quote
[Dec 1,2004 1:59pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
now ain't this a 'hot topic'
bahaha im hilarious
[Dec 1,2004 1:59pm - litacore ""]
Abbath said:asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.
joe without a doubt in my mind, you're the fucking man, i can't stop laughing
I thought of this JUST AS I WAS GOING TO SLEEP last night and I giggled for like TWENTY MINUTES
:bow:
[Dec 1,2004 2:00pm - paganmegan ""]
:tightiewhities:
[Dec 1,2004 2:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
haha, I know at work I am going to keep thinking about that and just laughing for no reason.
[Dec 1,2004 2:02pm - damnose ""]
oh, ok. I wasn't aware of all this. now I understand all the dong-huffing jokes at practice over the past month or so.
[Dec 1,2004 2:02pm - paganmegan ""]
this whole thread just deserves to be kept alive forever... pure hilarity
[Dec 1,2004 2:02pm - paganmegan ""]
thats my favorite phrase "dong huffer" it is forever an integral part of my vocabulary
[Dec 1,2004 2:03pm - paganmegan ""]
the pickle patch thing is way up there too
[Dec 1,2004 2:05pm - litacore ""]
RTTP has created a whole new metal ebonics
[Dec 1,2004 2:06pm - Christraper ""]
lick me said:"HEY MAN, I'M IN A BLACK METAL BAND AND I RULE":doublehorns:
Yea thats exactly what i fuckin said you moron. Dont get pissy with me bitch, its not my fault everyone thinks you guys are a bunch of ass clowns.
Your band sucks. Once youve admitted this to yourself all will be well. Untill then you can expect to get looked down upon by..............well pretty much anyone who knows how to play their instrument.
Youre a cheap GAY immitation of already washed-up wattered-down "metal" bands that 13 year old closet cases worship.
But why are you posting messages on the computer???
You should hurry over to your TV and make sure you havent missed the latest fashion trends MTV tell you to follow!
And youre absolutely right. Were soooooooooo jealous of your uber cool black jnco's with the straps conveniently attached to the sides for me to hold onto while i rape you and your dirty whore of a bass player.
:tightiewhities:
[Dec 1,2004 2:08pm - paganmegan ""]
hahahaha thats awesome
[Dec 1,2004 2:32pm - litacore ""]
they have a manager too, heh
why won't she join in the fun?
[Dec 1,2004 2:34pm - litacore ""]
asylum666singer: ......... i am sorry that your singers can't sing like me
NotCommonRecords: Why are you still talking to me?
NotCommonRecords: I am sorry he can't either
NotCommonRecords: It would be cool if he sounded like a total fag
NotCommonRecords: maybe he can dress like a total fag too
NotCommonRecords: and get an electronic drum kit
:bow:
[Dec 2,2004 12:04pm - assuck ""]
electronic drumkits R00L
[Dec 2,2004 12:05pm - paganmegan ""]
hahaha
this is the best thread , it should be kept bumped
[Dec 2,2004 12:07pm - assuck ""]
i feel like talkin to this kid again...
[Dec 2,2004 12:08pm - paganmegan ""]
torment his nu metal ass
[Dec 2,2004 12:08pm - assuck ""]
it has begun
[Dec 2,2004 12:17pm - assuck ""]
oh man this is fun
[Dec 2,2004 12:18pm - paganmegan ""]
you have to post the conversation
[Dec 2,2004 12:20pm - assuck ""]
i will
[Dec 2,2004 12:29pm - dreadkill ""]
one of the best things i was ever told about this band was that they use a charles manson sample that even the most stereotypical nu metal kid would find cliched. i laughed for a while about that.
[Dec 2,2004 12:31pm - assuck ""]
iAmNowYourEnemy: how ya been, little buddy?
asylum666singer: what could you possible want?
asylum666singer: possibly
iAmNowYourEnemy: entertainment
asylum666singer: so ... go to a gay bar
asylum666singer: that's more your style
asylum666singer: which faggot are you again? I don't remember
iAmNowYourEnemy: will you guys be playing there?
asylum666singer: which lame band again?
iAmNowYourEnemy: i think your girlfriend said she could get me backstage
asylum666singer: you anonymous pussies are so fucking gay....
iAmNowYourEnemy: she said anyone who can do what i do with my tongue and a cheesegrater deserves to be backstage
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'm in abhorred
iAmNowYourEnemy: i have non problem revealing that
asylum666singer: go ahead and text edit this conversation and post it on one of your fucking websites... please.... it helps us
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will do that
iAmNowYourEnemy: for the greater good
iAmNowYourEnemy: of all mankind
asylum666singer: good... i encourage it... because you are too much of a pussy fucking faggot to post the true conversations.... so fucking lame
asylum666singer: all of mankind huh? don't you mean all of the 15 people who actually know who you or your band is?
iAmNowYourEnemy: id rather have 15 people know who by band is while playing music i actually like than have a ton of people know us while playing faggety mall goth core
iAmNowYourEnemy: or "black metal" as you like to call it
iAmNowYourEnemy: which is the most asinine statement EVER
asylum666singer: pathetic individual you are
asylum666singer: when the fuck did I ever say we are a black metal band?
iAmNowYourEnemy: gimme a minute
iAmNowYourEnemy: cant find it
iAmNowYourEnemy: somewhere you had mp3s
iAmNowYourEnemy: and it was described as blackmetal
iAmNowYourEnemy: with industrial something-or-other
iAmNowYourEnemy: when in reality, you are mallgothcore
asylum666singer: those are genre's that are put on the site, designed to appeal to people interested in that particular type of music
iAmNowYourEnemy: and people interested in that particular type of music, such as black metal, would never listen to your band
asylum666singer: they are made by the site, i have never once said we were black metal or any other type of metal
asylum666singer: yes they will
iAmNowYourEnemy: unless they listen to cradle of filth or dimmu borgir
asylum666singer: and they do you asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: but they are not black metal
asylum666singer: why is it you fucking people are so narrow minded, it's pathetic
asylum666singer: really it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'd call em more of a grey metal type deal
iAmNowYourEnemy: NARROW MINDED?!
iAmNowYourEnemy: ha
iAmNowYourEnemy: thats the funniest thing youve ever said
iAmNowYourEnemy: there's a difference between being narrow minded and not liking pathetic attempts at being mysterious
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
iAmNowYourEnemy: how am i narrowminded?
iAmNowYourEnemy: seriously, i wanna know how you can back that up
iAmNowYourEnemy: ready..................................
iAmNowYourEnemy: GO
iAmNowYourEnemy: c'mon
iAmNowYourEnemy: i know you got somethin for me
iAmNowYourEnemy: oooooooh you're typing
iAmNowYourEnemy: i cant wait
iAmNowYourEnemy: now youve enterd it....
iAmNowYourEnemy: drum roll please.....
iAmNowYourEnemy: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrttttt
iAmNowYourEnemy: that was a drumroll
iAmNowYourEnemy: but you still havent said anything
iAmNowYourEnemy: or were you waiting for the cymbal crash at the end of the drum roll?
iAmNowYourEnemy: PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
iAmNowYourEnemy: still nothing
iAmNowYourEnemy: you're lettin me down, man
asylum666singer: anything that you do not like, sucks according to your world.... if it's not in this very narrow spectrum of musical taste you spend your time hating the music and musicians instead of focusing on other important things.... i took my time asshole to see what else you could come up with..... obviously you are done now
iAmNowYourEnemy: nope
asylum666singer: yup
iAmNowYourEnemy: would you like me to run through a list of music i listen to?
asylum666singer: i really don't give a shit
asylum666singer: not at all
asylum666singer: i don't spend my time wasting on bullshit like that
iAmNowYourEnemy: get your shit straight before you accuse me of having a "very narrow spectrum of musical taste"
iAmNowYourEnemy: to save time on listing bands/artists you've never heard of, here are some genres
asylum666singer: I DON'T CARE
asylum666singer: later
iAmNowYourEnemy: metal (with its many subgenres)
iAmNowYourEnemy: jazz
iAmNowYourEnemy: blues
iAmNowYourEnemy: funk
iAmNowYourEnemy: classical
iAmNowYourEnemy: classic rock
iAmNowYourEnemy: should i continue?
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?
iAmNowYourEnemy: now you're ignoring me
iAmNowYourEnemy: i see how it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will just continue to make the little bar at the bottom of your screen flash
asylum666singer: i am at work asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: hopefully you are epileptic
asylum666singer: fuck off
iAmNowYourEnemy: wait you cant be epileptic
asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now
iAmNowYourEnemy: other wise all those crazy cool strobe lights you use to distract people from how bad your band sucks live would have killed you by now
[Dec 2,2004 12:36pm - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHA I like the bit about black metal, that was pretty fucking amusing
[Dec 2,2004 12:37pm - litacore ""]
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?
FUCKING CLASSIC!
[Dec 2,2004 12:38pm - paganmegan ""]
I give this thread and A plus
[Dec 2,2004 2:43pm - largefreakatzero ""]
The strobe light comment was inspired.
[Dec 2,2004 2:55pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""]
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
[Dec 2,2004 4:01pm - Iren_the_Viking ""]
you keep your positive messages out of here
[Dec 2,2004 4:03pm - paganmegan ""]
Its much more fun to berate people
[Dec 2,2004 4:05pm - Christraper ""]
Yea dude! You and your fucking ethics! Cant you just let us have our fun bullying this asshole?
[Dec 2,2004 4:10pm - litacore ""]
well also consider he instigated it by IM-ing Joe out of the blue
[Dec 2,2004 4:34pm - paganmegan ""]
he brought all of this on himself, and it is fucking hillarious
[Dec 2,2004 4:43pm - phobia ""]
haha, wow that entire conversation was ridiculous
[Dec 2,2004 5:11pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(
[Dec 2,2004 5:38pm - CongoogetalZobotomy ""]
maybe phil (WA) and the taste of silver can get together and cry together then have gay sex.
[Dec 2,2004 6:13pm - pessimist ""]
BestialOnslaught said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(
hahahahahhahaha
[Dec 2,2004 7:21pm - neutral ""]
neutral party here who posts on this board regularly and will not take sides as i don't want me or my band in the middle of this and this is just a question
from what i am reading i wonder if you all really think that his feelings are hurt? i get the feeling you all think this dude is really distraught about all of your comments
i have my own opinon bout it but i don't know him so cant be sure
[Dec 2,2004 7:26pm - assuck ""]
if i found out his feelings were actually being hurt, it would bring a tear of happiness to my eye
[Dec 2,2004 7:27pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
[img]
[Dec 2,2004 7:28pm - assuck ""]
awesome
[Dec 2,2004 7:29pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I wonder if he has "Mommy and daddy wouldn't buy me an icecream" written on that shirt
[Dec 2,2004 7:33pm - assuck ""]
he keeps that shirt in the closet, if you know what i mean
[Dec 2,2004 7:34pm - assuck ""]
the mommy and daddy one
[Dec 2,2004 10:29pm - Wraithious ""]
My opinion on this band is that they sounded like marylin manson mixed with slipnot, not very appealing. I did however get to whip the hot blond manager chick (the singer's girl) while she was snapping 80,000 pics of the band. I still think the bassist is fucking HOT!!!
So this kid I work with is supposedly the singer's nephew or something, and he keeps giving us WA bumper stickers and stuff (which I first cauterize then circular file them) and talks up the band untill I just want to choke him. Listen to this fucking bullshit he spewed into my ear the other day, he said that tWA is supposed to be going to the grammy awards or some shit, I couldn't even believe it. I was like what the fuck are you talking about, they don't even have a CD out yet! and he said, I don't know man, they're fucking good, they are rising to the top and crushing all.
I call him grammy every day at work now when I 'speak' with him
Also he told me he hooked the band the fuck up at a show after the emerald hall thing, He borrowed a bunch of chains from work and hung them up all around the stage and they loved it, swung around on them like raped apes and loving it.
I was like, you go grammy, GO! hee hee...
[Dec 3,2004 9:49am - assuck ""]
and the award for "Band Happiest About the Cure for HIV" goes to...
[Dec 3,2004 9:56am - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHA the thread of never ending hatred
[Dec 3,2004 9:57am - RichHorror ""]
I still say this band is the perfect mixture of AIDS and faggots.
[Dec 3,2004 9:57am - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHAHA
[Dec 3,2004 10:03am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I don't know about anyone else who talked to him, but if Phil is trying to claim I edited anything in the conversation then he is lying to try to look like less of an idiot. I seriously doubt that Brad or Ben edited anything either.
As far as having a narrow view of music, I would say that a person who plays in a band like Wretched Asylum would be more narrow minded then a person who bashes metalcore or nu-metal. Top 40 music is inheritantly 'dumbed' down to appeal to a larger market, so for a musician who plays more of a niche sound and is more talented or plays a more original/ less 'dumbed down' style of music then that makes them more open minded, in general.
This guy Phil from WA is like 23 or something, and playing high school watered down mall goth rock stuff, so he is either really pathetic or in this only to make money. I think he is more the pathetic type, trying to act like he is above this name calling sort of activity, but lets not forget he messaged me first. He is far from the intellectual type he tries to pass himself off as.
Okay, that being said, I loved this line:
asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now
I wonder if he meant his make up, or maybe he was doing the drummer's hair or something?
[Dec 3,2004 10:08am - paganmegan ""]
HE is the fucker who instigated it he deserves all the derision he gets....
[Dec 3,2004 10:09am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
if you really mean what you wrote then I just lost some respect for you.
[Dec 3,2004 10:09am - litacore ""]
what she said
[Dec 3,2004 10:10am - litacore ""]
oops
[Dec 3,2004 10:10am - assuck ""]
he deserves every load thats been shot into his eye
[Dec 3,2004 10:16am - RichHorror ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:the_taste_of_cigarettes said:despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.
I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.
I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.
Nick is Stuart Smalley.
[Dec 3,2004 10:25am - assuck ""]
because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me
[Dec 3,2004 12:57pm - cocklover ""]
Wraithious - quick question for you? What is the singers nephews name, and where or what town do you work in?
[Dec 3,2004 1:22pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Don't answer him wrathious, this could be a trap.
[Dec 3,2004 1:24pm - paganmegan ""]
of course its a trap, look at the person posting's name
[Dec 3,2004 1:28pm - assuck ""]
as long as he's not a cockfighter
thats illegal
[Dec 3,2004 1:29pm - cocklover ""]
Paranoia huh? The reason I ask is because I seriously doubt that this guy of 23 years would have a nephew old enough to work in the US, it's possible but unlikely. I am questioning his validity. If someone can be assuck why cant I be cocklover. I may just be a woman who loves cock. So, what is the guys name you work with? That's all I want to know, I dont even care what town it's in.
[Dec 3,2004 1:31pm - paganmegan ""]
there is no such thing as paranoia
[Dec 3,2004 1:31pm - assuck ""]
assuck is a band
i realize it may imply that i suck ass, but i only do that every other weekend for money, and the money i raise goes to help the homeless and the retarded
and the retarded homeless
[Dec 3,2004 1:33pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
You are trying to put Wraithious into a trap, it won't work.
Maybe he is the youngest sibling, and his older sister or brother had a kid at an early age. My dad's niece is nearly his age.
[Dec 3,2004 1:38pm - cocklover ""]
I am not trying to put him in a trap. I am simply asking the name of this guy he works with. That's all. Even, just a first name. Other than "grammy"
As I said. It's possible for it to be his nephew, but unlikely.
[Dec 3,2004 1:43pm - assuck ""]
well, we know this guy isnt that silverice person
he spelled "am" right
[Dec 3,2004 1:44pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
silverice is way more underground then wretched asylum, diecast people! diecast!
[Dec 3,2004 1:44pm - KeithMutiny ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:here is a good shot of them
[img]
"I just saw... the gayest guy one earth... gayest guy on earth"
[Dec 3,2004 1:49pm - cocklover ""]
I agree, he may be gay, especially by the looks of that pic. That's none of my concern. Just asking for a name.
[Dec 3,2004 1:50pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Why do you want his name? So you can track down Wraithious and jump him or something?
[Dec 3,2004 1:54pm - cocklover ""]
No, I am a peaceful person. What's in question is validity. I read through this whole topic and find some things very, very hard to believe. I am starting with this, I will have other questions.
[Dec 3,2004 1:54pm - KeithMutiny ""]
hey, tribal tattoos are cool dooood
[Dec 3,2004 1:55pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Nobody cares what you find hard to believe, guess you will have to live your life never knowing the truth about Wretched Asylum.
[Dec 3,2004 1:56pm - KeithMutiny ""]
or look under the "male for male" section of the pheonix classifieds
[Dec 3,2004 1:58pm - cocklover ""]
It's not the truth about Wretched Asylum or the singer that I am interested in. It's about the integrity of people like yourselves, and your sources.
[Dec 3,2004 1:59pm - paganmegan ""]
integrity?? no one said anything about that
[Dec 3,2004 2:00pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
My sources? All I did was post the conversation I had with the guy. It's not like I wrote an article about his love life.
You are an idiot.
[Dec 3,2004 2:01pm - KeithMutiny ""]
what was that post by powerkok before about ignoring anonomous posters?
[Dec 3,2004 2:01pm - paganmegan ""]
please create a bibliography of all sources in alphabetical order
[Dec 3,2004 2:02pm - KeithMutiny ""]
do we need to footnote all quotes?
[Dec 3,2004 2:03pm - cocklover ""]
It seems you have done more than that, is your name even Joe? Anyways, speaking of women the way that is done on this topic is highly frowned upon, by many. So, the name?
[Dec 3,2004 2:04pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
WORKS CITED:
Asylum, Wretched, 'AIM Conversation with Joe.' AOL INSTANT MESSENGER Oct. 25, 2004. Copyright 2004: NotCommon Records and Promotions.
[Dec 3,2004 2:05pm - paganmegan ""]
cocklover said:It seems you have done more than that, is your name even Joe? Anyways, speaking of women the way that is done on this topic is highly frowned upon, by many. So, the name?
What the fuck does that mean, speaking of women....etc????:wiggam:
[Dec 3,2004 2:05pm - KeithMutiny ""]
where have you been, everyone knows joes an asshole... its all a matter of what side of it your on
[Dec 3,2004 2:06pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
haha, my name really isn't Joe... I fooled everyone! I am really Dick Dastardly! Mwar har har!
[Dec 3,2004 2:07pm - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Keith can vouch for my identity, we went to kindergarden together
[Dec 3,2004 2:10pm - KeithMutiny ""]
ya... and his last name is really notcommon too... just like mines mutiny... weird huh?
[Dec 3,2004 2:13pm - cocklover ""]
That's all nice to hear, especially the pleasant kindergarten story, let's continue. Obviously I haven't been on this board, this is the first time hearing of this Joe or Dick Dastardly character. So, that's why I am asking some questions. It seems everyone is real quick to jump on this with some aggressive comments. So, still waiting for the name?
[Dec 3,2004 2:17pm - KeithMutiny ""]
sign up for the board
[Dec 3,2004 2:23pm - cocklover ""]
I might. If this all sparks my interest enough to the point where I need to do something like that. Until then, I'll be known as cocklover Keith Mutiny.
[Dec 3,2004 2:28pm - cocklover ""]
Another question, why care if I sign up for the board? Does it really serve a purpose?
Oh, and to answer the question for Pagan Megan above (which is your last name Pagan? or Megan?), this post includes many of you speaking of women in a very dis-tasteful, degrading and disrespectful manner. I don't so much care for the rest of it.
[Dec 3,2004 2:30pm - paganmegan ""]
What's your last name cock or lover?
[Dec 3,2004 2:34pm - cocklover ""]
It's simply cocklover.
[Dec 3,2004 2:35pm - paganmegan ""]
exactly
[Dec 3,2004 2:36pm - cocklover ""]
A touching bio, by Keith Mutiny:
Well, my name is Keith, obviously... I dont get along with people that try to be something they are not. I can be an ass when I want, but at the same time I could be the best thing that ever happened to a person, its all a matter of perception and how someone treats me. As one may be able to tell easily, I am a fan of metal, ranging from melodic death, to black, to grind, its all about what I may be in the mood for. I also very much enjoy working on, or in, cars of all types... preferably fast ones. I'm self employed and am very well experienced in what I do, sometimes work even becomes an overwhelming part of my life, consuming me completely for weeks at a time. I would rather enjoy the company of a few real good friends than a swarm of people I cannot trust, but yet still associate with. When it comes down to it I am a very well cultured man that has been through many trials and tribulations in his life, but I've learned from my experiences and only wish for a positive life from here on in...
[Dec 3,2004 2:39pm - cocklover ""]
Is this the purpose you speak of? Why you wish me to sign up to the board? So you can find personal things of me? That, will never happen.
[Dec 3,2004 2:40pm - KeithMutiny ""]
anyone can read that... everyone has, hahaha all you gotta do is click myspace in my profile fucktard, hahahahahaha
[Dec 3,2004 2:43pm - cocklover ""]
The link to Keith Mutiny's bio, for those interested in becoming more personal with him.
http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1187931
There is an adorable pic of this boy exposing his middle finger.
[Dec 3,2004 2:45pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
cocklover said:Oh, and to answer the question for Pagan Megan above (which is your last name Pagan? or Megan?), this post includes many of you speaking of women in a very dis-tasteful, degrading and disrespectful manner. I don't so much care for the rest of it.
You don't care for the rest of it? So you do like the sexist, degrading stuff at least, right? That's good...
[Dec 3,2004 2:45pm - litacore ""]
ok, this is making less and less sense
oh well
[Dec 3,2004 2:45pm - KeithMutiny ""]
thanks for the plug, but most people on here are already "personal" with me hun
[Dec 3,2004 2:45pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:You are trying to put Wraithious into a trap, it won't work.
I dunno, Wraithious has never been the swiftest one ;)
[Dec 3,2004 2:47pm - paganmegan ""]
litacore said:ok, this is making less and less sense
oh well
I agree:tightiewhities:
[Dec 3,2004 2:47pm - cocklover ""]
You're welcome for the plug, hun, just trying to get personal with some of you and helping you get personal with others.
[Dec 3,2004 2:49pm - cocklover ""]
This is making less and less sense now? Hmmmm? I thought that after reading the first several posts. Takes a little while to catch on, huh?
[Dec 3,2004 2:51pm - paganmegan ""]
I think it has more to do with you contra-dick-ticting yourself, dong huffer
[Dec 3,2004 2:54pm - litacore ""]
s/he loves the attention
maybe cocklover will be there Jan 1st at GOODTIMES!
[Dec 3,2004 2:55pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
Haha well I doubt many people from here will be ;)
[Dec 3,2004 2:57pm - paganmegan ""]
it wouldn't surprise me
[Dec 3,2004 3:00pm - cocklover ""]
Being anywhere on January 1st, that includes anything to do with this message board, you people or this post is the last place you will find me.
[Dec 3,2004 3:09pm - donghuffer ""]
I think I will be at that Goodtimes show
[Dec 3,2004 3:10pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
cocklover said:Being anywhere on January 1st, that includes anything to do with this message board, you people or this post is the last place you will find me.
You wouldn't care about this thread if you weren't in Wretched Asylum or bendover buddies with one (or more) of em.
[Dec 3,2004 3:14pm - litacore ""]
it was worth logging out just so I could be "Donghuffer" for three minutes, haha
[Dec 3,2004 3:15pm - KeithMutiny ""]
i thought it was cocklover being clever
[Dec 3,2004 3:23pm - cocklover ""]
I am nothing more than an observer. My motive is completely irrelevant to those in a band. All I ask for is one name, then some things will unfold. Wraithious?
[Dec 3,2004 3:25pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
I don't see why you're criticizing people like Joe over something that Wraithious said... And as for waiting for the name, maybe he doesn't spend all day on this board, he hasn't posted since you asked, so it's safe to assume he's not online right now.
[Dec 3,2004 3:27pm - paganmegan ""]
litacore said:it was worth logging out just so I could be "Donghuffer" for three minutes, haha
HAHAHA you sneaky bitch, thats awesome... I thought it was cocksucker or lover being clever too
[Dec 3,2004 3:29pm - litacore ""]
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irrabile dictu, don't you agree?
[Dec 3,2004 3:39pm - paganmegan ""]
hahahahaha
[Dec 3,2004 3:40pm - litacore ""]
cocklover quad nomen mihi est?
[Dec 3,2004 3:42pm - cocklover ""]
I did not criticize Joe, I simply stated that he has done more than post a simple conversation. Is that a fact? It seems he encourages thinks like
"it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though."
"OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!! "
"HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!"
So, with that said, I am starting with Wraithious since he actually knows and works with someone who knows them. I am looking for validity.
Bestial Onslaught I agree that he is not online right now, I am not stupid.
[Dec 3,2004 3:42pm - paganmegan ""]
you're in rare form dude
[Dec 3,2004 3:42pm - paganmegan ""]
that comment was for litacore, not cocksucker to clarify
[Dec 3,2004 3:43pm - paganmegan ""]
cocklover said:I did not criticize Joe, I simply stated that he has done more than post a simple conversation. Is that a fact? It seems he encourages thinks like
"it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though."
"OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!! "
"HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!"
So, with that said, I am starting with Wraithious since he actually knows and works with someone who knows them. I am looking for validity.
Bestial Onslaught I agree that he is not online right now, I am not stupid.
If you take shit like that seriously, you are actually really quite dumb
[Dec 3,2004 3:45pm - assuck ""]
oh man this thread got even better since i left
[Dec 3,2004 3:49pm - BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLE! ""]
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there ya go!
[Dec 3,2004 3:51pm - litacore ""]
*phew!*
I have more split personalities than Regan McNeil today
[Dec 3,2004 3:51pm - paganmegan ""]
yes!!!!* settle down beavis*
[Dec 3,2004 3:52pm - litacore ""]
I will go to the Goodtimes show . . .
if there will be free TP
[Dec 3,2004 3:54pm - paganmegan ""]
HAHAHA
only if there will be free tp for my bunghole
[Dec 3,2004 3:57pm - litacore ""]
Mind Prison words by Mouth
I realize,
I despise,
Every minute I sit in my mind
I become,
Everyone,
Never wanted to be
Now I try,
To subside,
This fucking pill that I hide behind
I become,
Everyone,
You never want see!
Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings
Enslaved….
Trapped inside myself
Enraged….
Live in my own hell
Embrace…
Home I call my cell
Escape…
Ritual mind fuck
Come inside you rape my mind
Come inside you take my life
Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings
Enslaved….
Trapped inside myself
Enraged….
Live in my own hell
Embrace…
Home I call my cell
Escape…
Ritual mind fuck
Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings
I realize,
I despise,
Every minute I sit in my mind
I become,
Everyone,
Never wanted to be
Now I try,
To subside,
This pill I hide behind
I become,
Everyone!
[Dec 3,2004 3:59pm - paganmegan ""]
you really are assuming many personalities today
[Dec 3,2004 4:01pm - litacore ""]
I can't take the credit--those are by Wretched Asylum
[Dec 3,2004 4:04pm - paganmegan ""]
gay
[Dec 3,2004 4:06pm - litacore ""]
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Skittles!
[Dec 3,2004 4:07pm - paganmegan ""]
the picture and the lyrics go so well
hahaha
[Dec 3,2004 4:14pm - cocklover ""]
How about I give you the name myself?
[Dec 3,2004 4:21pm - paganmegan ""]
I don't think anyone gives a rats ass about this persons name, its just fun to berate people
[Dec 3,2004 4:26pm - cocklover ""]
If that's what you refer to it as, keep up the good job. It's working.
[Dec 3,2004 4:29pm - BestialOnslaught ""]
His name is Grammy, we already knew that.
[Dec 3,2004 4:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I think what cocklover is getting at is that we're all talk online but in reality we're pussies who hide behind our usernames. Which is a great theory until you realize that most of us have links to myspace profiles with our pictures on them and cocklover is afraid to register and display personal information. That is, cocklover's theory seems pretty damn accurate until you get to the part where it is completely wrong.
[Dec 3,2004 4:41pm - cocklover ""]
Bob Nomaam Rooney,
You are real close to what I am getting at, BUT my motive is much, much different for why I am posting here.
[Dec 3,2004 4:45pm - paganmegan ""]
quit trying to be ellusive and mysterious
[Dec 3,2004 4:46pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
iAmNowYourEnemy: there's a difference between being narrow minded and not liking pathetic attempts at being mysterious
[Dec 3,2004 4:47pm - KeithMutiny ""]
no, she seems to be hinting towards the anti-woman remarks made in a few areas, which we all know SOOOOOO TRUE... so it has something to do with that.
wait... shouldnt you be at ani defranco right now?
[Dec 3,2004 4:47pm - dreadkill ""]
hey cocklover, i want to poop on your face. can this be arranged?
[Dec 3,2004 4:48pm - cocklover ""]
I am not trying to be ellusive, nor mysterious. Perhaps you need a dictionary? Simply looking for some information. And I will find it eventually.
[Dec 3,2004 4:49pm - cocklover ""]
Sure you can poop on my face, let's arrange this.
[Dec 3,2004 4:51pm - dreadkill ""]
excellent! what should i eat before i go over to cocklover's shanty and release my bowels all over his face? all suggestions are welcome. let's see some.
[Dec 3,2004 6:11pm - KeithMutiny ""]
thanks for killing the thread, dick
hahaha
[Dec 3,2004 6:40pm - MikeFuck ""]
I like musics.
[Dec 3,2004 7:41pm - Wraithious ""]
hey cocklover, you are the most mysterious chick I ever met! and inquisitive, too!
holy fuck this thread nailed it since I was last here! it will live forever!!!
and as you could guess, I'm not about to say the kid's name, hence the reason I only refered to him with the loving co-worker name of grammy!
as for the stuff I said, it's all true, and the stuff I said he said, I have no fucking clue if it's true, he started working there a few months ago so I don't know him very well, he's cool and all, and I believe he worships WA souly because one of his relatives is in the band. (but he likes new metalica so I could be wrong, he probably does love WA's 'nu' and 'inovative' sound) He is getting sucked into a realistat scam from some info-mercial and plans on moving to texas within a year, that is all the info I'm giving out.
hey bestial, you are right tho, I used to get sucked into flame wars pretty easily, mostly in the MMBB days, but I've E-matured some (a little) since then
[Dec 3,2004 7:46pm - Wraithious ""]
Oh yeah, and I really didn't hit the blond with the whip, but a few snaps were within a c hair! there are witnesses to that to, hell, Notcommon hooked me up with the whip and the kick in the ass to do it, but I was just fucking around, having fun.
[Dec 3,2004 9:57pm - __THeMoor__ ""]
i have lost all faith in humanity
[Dec 4,2004 12:51pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Despite cocklover's misgivings Wretched Asylum is still a faggot band. Discuss
[Dec 4,2004 1:10pm - dreadkill ""]
KeithMutiny said:thanks for killing the thread, dick
hahaha
ha, sorry dude. looks like the thread is back on track now.
[Dec 4,2004 1:32pm - assuck ""]
i'm getting all vechhhhlempt
[Dec 4,2004 1:33pm - KeithMutiny ""]
bring the PAIIINN
[Dec 4,2004 2:08pm - assuck ""]
you should eat something spicy so it burns her eyes
[Dec 4,2004 2:23pm - dreadkill ""]
assuck said:you should eat something spicy so it burns her eyes
hahahahaha
[Dec 4,2004 2:53pm - cocklover ""]
Well well... how interesting. Through my findings I have found out that Wraithious actually followed the guys from Wretched Asylum back to their rehearsal space after that show with a couple other people. He helped them unload gear and then smoked some drugs with them as well, all while telling them how much he enjoyed the show. Some even more interesting news is there's a rumor there is video footage from the night (which I have not seen, so I cannot confirm) of Wraithious up front through the entire Wretched Asylum set cheering them on. Not whipping anyone, or expressing his dislike for the band, although it's true that he does have whip in hand. I will get my hands on this video.
Wraithious, you have definitely "E-matured"! It's ok that you just want to fit in with the rest of the beraters, I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile. There is also many other false accusations and improvisations on this topic, so I hear, from actual valid sources. So I no longer take your rape statements seriously, nor any of you or your bands. Infact, I think I may have to check this Wretched Asylum band out, I stand corrected about the show on Jan. 1st, didn't realize they were playing. So, if any of you want to poop on my face, you may find me there. I may re-visit this topic but I really don't see much need as I find it a joke, although perhaps I can get my hands on that video and post it somewhere.
[Dec 4,2004 3:41pm - Bradness ""]
well, cocklover is definetly not in Wretched Asylum, he/she can spell and type in complete sentences.
deep knee bends in the pickle patch
[Dec 4,2004 5:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
cocklover said:Well well... how interesting. Through my findings I have found out that Wraithious actually followed the guys from Wretched Asylum back to their rehearsal space after that show with a couple other people. He helped them unload gear and then smoked some drugs with them as well, all while telling them how much he enjoyed the show. Some even more interesting news is there's a rumor there is video footage from the night (which I have not seen, so I cannot confirm) of Wraithious up front through the entire Wretched Asylum set cheering them on. Not whipping anyone, or expressing his dislike for the band, although it's true that he does have whip in hand. I will get my hands on this video.
Wraithious, you have definitely "E-matured"! It's ok that you just want to fit in with the rest of the beraters, I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile. There is also many other false accusations and improvisations on this topic, so I hear, from actual valid sources. So I no longer take your rape statements seriously, nor any of you or your bands. Infact, I think I may have to check this Wretched Asylum band out, I stand corrected about the show on Jan. 1st, didn't realize they were playing. So, if any of you want to poop on my face, you may find me there. I may re-visit this topic but I really don't see much need as I find it a joke, although perhaps I can get my hands on that video and post it somewhere.
Way to write like a reviewer for anus.com
[Dec 4,2004 5:55pm - Wraithious ""]
it is true that I went back, helped them unload, and got them baked, I was hanging out with my co-worker that night and didn't want to make a big scene or to take off on him when I said I'd hang out with him, so I was respectfull to them too. Hell, I missed a fucking good time at bickfords with Mike and Joe after the show because I was hanging' with grammy, but I stuck to my original plans for the evening to/and avoid being a dickhead.
+ you only know half the story anyway, like I told Joe before the show ever even happened that grammy had been handing out flyers, bumper stickers and stuff at my work, telling everyone that WA is #1. I never heard the band before that so I wanted to see if grammy was full of shit or if this band was really the 'sickest, hardest metal band ever' as he kept telling us.
Well I heard them, and altho they play good, on time, and don't fuck up, they are a nu metal band and nothing more. I never said they suck as a band, just that they sound like maralyn manson mixed with slipknot, and that is the truth. but think what you want, I don't care. I hope you do find that video of me whipping at the manager chick during their set, but it looked like she was the one filming so I doubt you will see me.
originally spewed forth from "cocklover"
I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile.
I am famous, and important, and I'm an Individual!!!
sorry, I recently watched rudolph the red nosed reindeer
[Dec 4,2004 5:58pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I wrote: You already knew they were playing because you are either in the band or friends with the band. Why else would you attempt to intimidate Wrathious, what would be your motivation? Your arguement against Wrathious is based on a video of the show he attended. How would you see this video if you were an impartial observer to the affair? Is Wretched Asylum on MTV right now!? Or did you see this video on Uranium because it's more underground? Excuse me while I set up my TiVo.
cocklover's reading comprehension score: 0/100
[Dec 4,2004 6:04pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
A gay said:
asylum666singer: such great equipment too
Herman Blume said:But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
[Dec 4,2004 6:05pm - dan. ""]
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[Dec 4,2004 6:12pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
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[Dec 4,2004 6:13pm - dan. ""]
bob is on target today!
[Dec 4,2004 8:28pm - cocklover ""]
Ha! Oh please, I am definitely in the band, you got me! I said re-visit the topic, which obviously I am, but never said this site sucks. I actually find it quite entertaining, the site that is. I also said "may", which means it's possible for me to post on it (the topic) from time to time, but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak. Oh, I also found out that the Grammy Awards thing is all true, make sure you tune in your TV's, hahaha. And Wraithious, from what I hear you are definitely on the video, with a mask with glowing eyes cheering them on the whole way. And whipping at the manager chick? Come on now. A comment like that sure does make you look like a cool guy! If only it were true, I can just imagine the possibilities.
Great pics!!
[Dec 4,2004 8:57pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
"I am sure they are very much just like you"
You are retarded
[Dec 4,2004 9:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
cocklover said:but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak.
I take it your group home picked up a thesaurus? By the way, great use of "have".
[Dec 4,2004 9:08pm - dugoxistance ""]
cocklover is by far one of the most annoying people ever to post on this board. congratulations.
[Dec 4,2004 9:12pm - cocklover ""]
Thank you!
[Dec 4,2004 9:15pm - cocklover ""]
It's also a great thing knowing that you are all English majors, and I thought you were all just plain stupid.
[Dec 4,2004 9:18pm - dan. ""]
cocklover said:It's also a great thing knowing that you are all English majors, and I thought you were all just plain stupid.
i dont think you meant to put the 'and' after that comma. it still doesnt make sense though...
[Dec 4,2004 9:22pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
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[Dec 4,2004 9:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
My favorite internet quirk is when someone calls a pseudo-intellectual idiot on horrible grammar the response is usually, "UR NOT MY TECHER!" or "Whatever, ENGLISH MAJOR!" As we all know, studying basic grammar is reserved for high level college English courses.
[Dec 4,2004 9:58pm - cocklover ""]
Bob Nomaam Rooney
Hahahaha! You like Mayhem, make $250,000 and higher and you are a Christian. Hahahaha!
[Dec 4,2004 10:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I own a mansion and Jesus was black metal, duh!
[Dec 4,2004 10:19pm - cocklover ""]
Right, and I am a member of Wretched Asylum.
[Dec 4,2004 10:25pm - cocklover ""]
"People who actually listen to or want to be guests on my radio show "Blood, Fire, Death" on SFR (www.suffolk.edu/radio) Fridays 6-7pm. "
Be a guest! Can I? Can I? Please, I'll get naked!! Blood, Fire, Death - now that's metal.
[Dec 4,2004 10:29pm - cocklover ""]
Hey Bob Nomaam Rooney,
Since you are a proud parent, I was wondering if any of your kids were female? Perhaps you can post some pics on here and we can all talk about fist fucking her. If they are male, maybe I can try and see if the singer from Wretched Asylum wants for fuck his un-tainted ass until he bleeds. Perhaps? Just a suggestion.
[Dec 4,2004 10:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Sure, come on my show. You can fistfuck my kids and punch me in the face for not loving your or your friend's shitty band
[Dec 4,2004 10:34pm - cocklover ""]
Actually, maybe it's not an un-tainted ass. Daddy may love little boys and girls.
[Dec 4,2004 10:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
What's the point of "revealing" this information if we list it in our public profiles?
[Dec 4,2004 10:36pm - cocklover ""]
No Bob Nomaam Rooney,
I told you all before. I am a peaceful person. I would personally never fistfuck kids. That's just wrong.
[Dec 4,2004 10:39pm - eddie ""]
cocklover said:Actually, maybe it's not an un-tainted ass. Daddy may love little boys and girls.
you suck at making fun of people
[Dec 4,2004 10:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
No cocklover,
You accused Joe and Keith of being horrible rapists because they talk about rape. By that logic you fistfuck little boys and girls.
[Dec 4,2004 10:40pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Watch out eddie,
He knows you are in Dissector
[Dec 4,2004 10:49pm - cocklover ""]
Bob Nomaam Rooney,
Please tell me when I accused Joe and Keith of being horrible rapists. I would like to see the quote. Goes to show how well you people pay attention.
[Dec 4,2004 10:49pm - cocklover ""]
Dissector, who is that?
[Dec 4,2004 10:51pm - cocklover ""]
Infact, I don't think I ever accused anyone of being a horrible rapist. I said that Joe encourages certain comments, that's all. Hmmmm? Still waiting on that one.
[Dec 4,2004 10:54pm - eddie ""]
oh know! he knows to much!!!
cocklover said:Dissector, who is that?
i dunno, but he'll rape your girlfriend along with a group of zombies. Better not fuck with him!
[Dec 4,2004 10:55pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Why do you encourage us to fistfuck children?
[Dec 4,2004 11:01pm - cocklover ""]
Hahahaha. Diassector. I have heard phenomenol things about the Chopping Block.
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This is surely the reason they are no longer.
What is it with death metal and young upstart bands always fucking owning the big names? First Decapitated kicks everyone's ass, and forces bands like Deicide and Morbid Angel to get their shit together back in the turn of the millenium, and now there's Dissector. The average age of the band members is 16, yet their sound is so true to the old school, you'd think these guys were old farts like Jeff Walker. Much akin to Carcass, their main influences lie in bands like Repulsion, Impetigo, and Nihilist- with some Exhumed-style vocals breakdowns to spare.
The minute the sample ends in 'Autopsy Assault' the blastbeat hits and you know this isn't some ordinary band. They're nothing special when it comes to technical skill, but this isn't technical death metal to put the kids to sleep. The fact that they're a by-the-book death/thrash metal band is what allows them to be so great - they isn't anything like this now. Of course, there's the all-out boner-wah-solo extravaganza song, which goes by the name of "Zombi Incantations." Oh fuck, what a solo. It's not that it's particularly hard, but like I said before, it just fits so well. Considering the fact that this whole demo was recorded with just a Boss mic, the production is damn good too. Higlights are: "Zombies Raped your Girlfriend," "Zombi Incantations," and the now-classic "It came from the Nutsack." Make sure to get the re-mastered version when it hits because there aren't any copies of the original anyone will ever be willing to give up.
[Dec 4,2004 11:06pm - eddie ""]
halloween show- gives us rights to dress up as zombies
[Dec 4,2004 11:08pm - eddie ""]
and thats our review? is that supposed to be insulting or something, or are you just showing off that you can go to our web site?
[Dec 4,2004 11:11pm - cocklover ""]
I would love to see him rape my girlfriend, or boyfriend for that matter.
[Dec 4,2004 11:11pm - eddie ""]
http://www.worldeaterrecords.org/Worldeater/CATALOGUE/MAIN.HTM
buy the rerelease for being a fag
[Dec 4,2004 11:11pm - cocklover ""]
It's supposed to be insulting. Great review!
[Dec 4,2004 11:16pm - cocklover ""]
If Halloween gives you a right to dress up like zombies, what gives you the right to be a shitty band?
[Dec 4,2004 11:37pm - eddie ""]
^^^^3 posts up
[Dec 4,2004 11:39pm - dugoxistance ""]
I've changed my mind. Cocklover is by far the best message board troll ever. Congrats x 2!
[Dec 4,2004 11:49pm - cocklover ""]
I actually enjoy being a troll. Please pay x 2 to pass.
[Dec 5,2004 12:02am - dugoxistance ""]
it shows. maybe you can teach a correspondence course at the local community college. Trolling 101 with Dr. Cocklover. That'd be nifty.
[Dec 5,2004 12:10am - cocklover ""]
A correspondence course, tell me, how do you know what this is?
[Dec 5,2004 2:43am - yea whatever ""]
this is turning into another CSDO thread...let it die already
[Dec 5,2004 8:07am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
Okay I just read everything since my last post, this cocklover guy is a moron and definately some how related to Wretched Asylum because he is trying so incredibly hard to not make the same mistakes that Phil made in the conversations he had with me. My guess is that it probably is Phil, because he talks just like him and Phil has been trying hard to not come across as a retard in his conversations with Ben, but since he is a moron that plan backfired and he actually looked like even more of a retard.
Notice how often he mentions he is not violent, and tries to word sentences like he is some intellectual, yet at the height of passion he falls out of character with statements like "If Halloween gives you a right to dress up like zombies, what gives you the right to be a shitty band?" and "I actually enjoy being a troll. Please pay x 2 to pass".
He is obviously failing at trying to turn people against me and against people who like me, such as dissector, on a board we all post on. Hell, I did it to his band (oh wait he isn't in Wretched Asylum) on baystate rock.
I am sorry to tell you Phil, but posting under an anonymous name to question our 'validity' is retarded. Everyone here knows I am a prick and are friends with me anyway. It isn't some revelation that only you have been smart enough to catch onto.
[Dec 5,2004 11:23am - cocklover ""]
I'll relay the message Joe Notcommon. I don't know the singer personally, I do know that he has read some things on this board, but he does not post on here. I speak of truth, unlike you. Just look how I revealed the truth about Wraithious. And you are correct, I am some how related to Wretched Asylum, but indirectly. I do not know them, but eventually I am sure I will.
[Dec 5,2004 11:36am - KeithMutiny ""]
i lost interest in even responding on this topic
[Dec 5,2004 11:47am - assuck ""]
you insulted dissector
now you die
[Dec 5,2004 12:10pm - Paulie ""]
The wretched assylum website news starts like this...
"Thanks to all those who came out to support us at Goodtimes on Saturday
night!! Your support is unrelentless! "
"Unrelentless"? That isn't even a word. If it was, it would be a double-negative which would suggest that no one supported them at the show.
I guess that says something.
[Dec 5,2004 6:08pm - Wraithious ""]
cocklover said:Ha! Oh please, I am definitely in the band, you got me! I said re-visit the topic, which obviously I am, but never said this site sucks. I actually find it quite entertaining, the site that is. I also said "may", which means it's possible for me to post on it (the topic) from time to time, but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak. Oh, I also found out that the Grammy Awards thing is all true, make sure you tune in your TV's, hahaha. And Wraithious, from what I hear you are definitely on the video, with a mask with glowing eyes cheering them on the whole way. And whipping at the manager chick? Come on now. A comment like that sure does make you look like a cool guy! If only it were true, I can just imagine the possibilities.
Great pics!!
what the fuck bullshit do I speak now? how have you 'uncovered my truths' as you say? everything I said is true, what have you 'exposed' about me??? nothing. still everything I said stands, except the whip, but no one posts here that saw it I guess or they would of backed up that story by now, but you go and find that video so I can rest easy, because you will see me doing it if it really was video taped. all your posts so far can be grouped by one 'Abortion clinic' song, entitled 'What the hell are you talking about'
jesus h dump, you said you were going to start the discrediting of our board posters with me, which you failed to do because I never lied about anything I said, are you gonna try and disprove the others? you won't get very far because we're not bullshitters here, we like to have our fun, but not wiothout a factual basis to fall back on. but keep posting tho, it's good for the board's recognition just like your shitty plugs are good for your band's recognition, and as far as what grammy said about going to the grammy's, I'll believe it when I see it there, bub. or should I say, you Hot Bassist you!!!
[Dec 5,2004 7:00pm - cocklover ""]
Hahahahahaha...... Wraithious.... your post.... simply priceless. I do not need to say more. Make sure you keep your TV tuned to the grammy's.
[Dec 5,2004 7:03pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
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Aha...ahaha............cocklover........priceless.......thus spake false truths......ahahahahaha........tune your....................................................................................................................... televisions into the grammys........or I will resort to the non-violence I despouse.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................need not............say more...................
[Dec 5,2004 7:08pm - cocklover ""]
Wraithious, are you concerned you will no longer be respected by the beraters?
[Dec 5,2004 7:14pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
THEN, when we had got down to the sea shore we drew our ship into
the water and got her mast and sails into her; we also put the sheep
on board and took our places, weeping and in great distress of mind.
Circe, that great and cunning goddess, sent us a fair wind that blew
dead aft and stayed steadily with us keeping our sails all the time
well filled; so we did whatever wanted doing to the ship's gear and
let her go as the wind and helmsman headed her. All day long her sails
were full as she held her course over the sea, but when the sun went
down and darkness was over all the earth, we got into the deep
waters of the river Oceanus, where lie the land and city of the
Cimmerians who live enshrouded in mist and darkness which the rays
of the sun never pierce neither at his rising nor as he goes down
again out of the heavens, but the poor wretches live in one long
melancholy night. When we got there we beached the ship, took the
sheep out of her, and went along by the waters of Oceanus till we came
to the place of which Circe had told us. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Here Perimedes and Eurylochus held the victims, while I drew my
sword and dug the trench a cubit each way. I made a drink-offering
to all the dead, first with honey and milk, then with wine, and
thirdly with water, and I sprinkled white barley meal over the
whole, praying earnestly to the poor feckless ghosts, and promising
them that when I got back to Ithaca I would sacrifice a barren
heifer for them, the best I had, and would load the pyre with good
things. I also particularly promised that Teiresias should have a
black sheep to himself, the best in all my flocks. When I had prayed
sufficiently to the dead, I cut the throats of the two sheep and let
the blood run into the trench, whereon the ghosts came trooping up
from Erebus- brides, young bachelors, old men worn out with toil,
maids who had been crossed in love, and brave men who had been
killed in battle, with their armour still smirched with blood; they
came from every quarter and flitted round the trench with a strange
kind of screaming sound that made me turn pale with fear. When I saw
them coming I told the men to be quick and flay the carcasses of the
two dead sheep and make burnt offerings of them, and at the same
time to repeat prayers to Hades and to Proserpine; but I sat where I
was with my sword drawn and would not let the poor feckless ghosts
come near the blood till Teiresias should have answered my questions.
"The first ghost 'that came was that of my comrade Elpenor, for he
had not yet been laid beneath the earth. We had left his body
unwaked and unburied in Circe's house, for we had had too much else to
do. I was very sorry for him, and cried when I saw him: 'Elpenor,'
said I, 'how did you come down here into this gloom and darkness?
You have here on foot quicker than I have with my ship.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"'Sir,' he answered with a groan, 'it was all bad luck, and my own
unspeakable drunkenness. I was lying asleep on the top of Circe's
house, and never thought of coming down again by the great staircase
but fell right off the roof and broke my neck, so my soul down to
the house of Hades. And now I beseech you by all those whom you have
left behind you, though they are not here, by your wife, by the father
who brought you up when you were a child, and by Telemachus who is the
one hope of your house, do what I shall now ask you. I know that
when you leave this limbo you will again hold your ship for the Aeaean
island. Do not go thence leaving me unwaked and unburied behind you,
or I may bring heaven's anger upon you; but burn me with whatever
armour I have, build a barrow for me on the sea shore, that may tell
people in days to come what a poor unlucky fellow I was, and plant
over my grave the oar I used to row with when I was yet alive and with
my messmates.' And I said, 'My poor fellow, I will do all that you
have asked of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Thus, then, did we sit and hold sad talk with one another, I on the
one side of the trench with my sword held over the blood, and the
ghost of my comrade saying all this to me from the other side. Then
came the ghost of my dead mother Anticlea, daughter to Autolycus. I
had left her alive when I set out for Troy and was moved to tears when
I saw her, but even so, for all my sorrow I would not let her come
near the blood till I had asked my questions of Teiresias.
"Then came also the ghost of Theban Teiresias, with his golden
sceptre in his hand. He knew me and said, 'Ulysses, noble son of
Laertes, why, poor man, have you left the light of day and come down
to visit the dead in this sad place? Stand back from the trench and
withdraw your sword that I may drink of the blood and answer your
questions truly.'
"So I drew back, and sheathed my sword, whereon when he had drank of
the blood he began with his prophecy.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"You want to know,' said he, 'about your return home, but heaven
will make this hard for you. I do not think that you will escape the
eye of Neptune, who still nurses his bitter grudge against you for
having blinded his son. Still, after much suffering you may get home
if you can restrain yourself and your companions when your ship
reaches the Thrinacian island, where you will find the sheep and
cattle belonging to the sun, who sees and gives ear to everything.
If you leave these flocks unharmed and think of nothing but of getting
home, you may yet after much hardship reach Ithaca; but if you harm
them, then I forewarn you of the destruction both of your ship and
of your men. Even though you may yourself escape, you will return in
bad plight after losing all your men, [in another man's ship, and
you will find trouble in your house, which will be overrun by
high-handed people, who are devouring your substance under the pretext
of paying court and making presents to your wife.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"'When you get home you will take your revenge on these suitors; and
after you have killed them by force or fraud in your own house, you
must take a well-made oar and carry it on and on, till you come to a
country where the people have never heard of the sea and do not even
mix salt with their food, nor do they know anything about ships, and
oars that are as the wings of a ship. I will give you this certain
token which cannot escape your notice. A wayfarer will meet you and
will say it must be a winnowing shovel that you have got upon your
shoulder; on this you must fix the oar in the ground and sacrifice a
ram, a bull, and a boar to Neptune. Then go home and offer hecatombs
to an the gods in heaven one after the other. As for yourself, death
shall come to you from the sea, and your life shall ebb away very
gently when you are full of years and peace of mind, and your people
shall bless you. All that I have said will come true].'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"'This,' I answered, 'must be as it may please heaven, but tell me
and tell me and tell me true, I see my poor mother's ghost close by
us; she is sitting by the blood without saying a word, and though I am
her own son she does not remember me and speak to me; tell me, Sir,
how I can make her know me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"'That,' said he, 'I can soon do Any ghost that you let taste of the
blood will talk with you like a reasonable being, but if you do not
let them have any blood they will go away again.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"On this the ghost of Teiresias went back to the house of Hades, for
his prophecyings had now been spoken, but I sat still where I was
until my mother came up and tasted the blood. Then she knew me at once
and spoke fondly to me, saying, 'My son, how did you come down to this
abode of darkness while you are still alive? It is a hard thing for
the living to see these places, for between us and them there are
great and terrible waters, and there is Oceanus, which no man can
cross on foot, but he must have a good ship to take him. Are you all
this time trying to find your way home from Troy, and have you never
yet got back to Ithaca nor seen your wife in your own house?'
"'Mother,' said I, 'I was forced to come here to consult the ghost
of the Theban prophet Teiresias. I have never yet been near the
Achaean land nor set foot on my native country, and I have had nothing
but one long series of misfortunes from the very first day that I
set out with Agamemnon for Ilius, the land of noble steeds, to fight
the Trojans. But tell me, and tell me true, in what way did you die?
Did you have a long illness, or did heaven vouchsafe you a gentle easy
passage to eternity? Tell me also about my father, and the son whom
I left behind me; is my property still in their hands, or has some one
else got hold of it, who thinks that I shall not return to claim it?
Tell me again what my wife intends doing, and in what mind she is;
does she live with my son and guard my estate securely, or has she
made the best match she could and married again?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"My mother answered, 'Your wife still remains in your house, but she
is in great distress of mind and spends her whole time in tears both
night and day. No one as yet has got possession of your fine property,
and Telemachus still holds your lands undisturbed. He has to entertain
largely, as of course he must, considering his position as a
magistrate, and how every one invites him; your father remains at
his old place in the country and never goes near the town. He has no
comfortable bed nor bedding; in the winter he sleeps on the floor in
front of the fire with the men and goes about all in rags, but in
summer, when the warm weather comes on again, he lies out in the
vineyard on a bed of vine leaves thrown anyhow upon the ground. He
grieves continually about your never having come home, and suffers
more and more as he grows older. As for my own end it was in this
wise: heaven did not take me swiftly and painlessly in my own house,
nor was I attacked by any illness such as those that generally wear
people out and kill them, but my longing to know what you were doing
and the force of my affection for you- this it was that was the
death of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Then I tried to find some way of embracing my mother's ghost.
Thrice I sprang towards her and tried to clasp her in my arms, but
each time she flitted from my embrace as it were a dream or phantom,
and being touched to the quick I said to her, 'Mother, why do you
not stay still when I would embrace you? If we could throw our arms
around one another we might find sad comfort in the sharing of our
sorrows even in the house of Hades; does Proserpine want to lay a
still further load of grief upon me by mocking me with a phantom
only?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"'My son,' she answered, 'most ill-fated of all mankind, it is not
Proserpine that is beguiling you, but all people are like this when
they are dead. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and bones together;
these perish in the fierceness of consuming fire as soon as life has
left the body, and the soul flits away as though it were a dream. Now,
however, go back to the light of day as soon as you can, and note
all these things that you may tell them to your wife hereafter.'
"Thus did we converse, and anon Proserpine sent up the ghosts of the
wives and daughters of all the most famous men. They gathered in
crowds about the blood, and I considered how I might question them
severally. In the end I deemed that it would be best to draw the
keen blade that hung by my sturdy thigh, and keep them from all
drinking the blood at once. So they came up one after the other, and
each one as I questioned her told me her race and lineage.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"The first I saw was Tyro. She was daughter of Salmoneus and wife of
Cretheus the son of Aeolus. She fell in love with the river Enipeus
who is much the most beautiful river in the whole world. Once when she
was taking a walk by his side as usual, Neptune, disguised as her
lover, lay with her at the mouth of the river, and a huge blue wave
arched itself like a mountain over them to hide both woman and god,
whereon he loosed her virgin girdle and laid her in a deep slumber.
When the god had accomplished the deed of love, he took her hand in
his own and said, 'Tyro, rejoice in all good will; the embraces of the
gods are not fruitless, and you will have fine twins about this time
twelve months. Take great care of them. I am Neptune, so now go
home, but hold your tongue and do not tell any one.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Then he dived under the sea, and she in due course bore Pelias
and Neleus, who both of them served Jove with all their might.
Pelias was a great breeder of sheep and lived in Iolcus, but the other
lived in Pylos. The rest of her children were by Cretheus, namely,
Aeson, Pheres, and Amythaon, who was a mighty warrior and charioteer.
"Next to her I saw Antiope, daughter to Asopus, who could boast of
having slept in the arms of even Jove himself, and who bore him two
sons Amphion and Zethus. These founded Thebes with its seven gates,
and built a wall all round it; for strong though they were they
could not hold Thebes till they had walled it. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Then I saw Alcmena, the wife of Amphitryon, who also bore to Jove
indomitable Hercules; and Megara who was daughter to great King Creon,
and married the redoubtable son of Amphitryon.
"I also saw fair Epicaste mother of king OEdipodes whose awful lot
it was to marry her own son without suspecting it. He married her
after having killed his father, but the gods proclaimed the whole
story to the world; whereon he remained king of Thebes, in great grief
for the spite the gods had borne him; but Epicaste went to the house
of the mighty jailor Hades, having hanged herself for grief, and the
avenging spirits haunted him as for an outraged mother- to his ruing
bitterly thereafter. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Then I saw Chloris, whom Neleus married for her beauty, having
given priceless presents for her. She was youngest daughter to Amphion
son of Iasus and king of Minyan Orchomenus, and was Queen in Pylos.
She bore Nestor, Chromius, and Periclymenus, and she also bore that
marvellously lovely woman Pero, who was wooed by all the country
round; but Neleus would only give her to him who should raid the
cattle of Iphicles from the grazing grounds of Phylace, and this was a
hard task. The only man who would undertake to raid them was a certain
excellent seer, but the will of heaven was against him, for the
rangers of the cattle caught him and put him in prison; nevertheless
when a full year had passed and the same season came round again,
Iphicles set him at liberty, after he had expounded all the oracles of
heaven. Thus, then, was the will of Jove accomplished.
"And I saw Leda the wife of Tyndarus, who bore him two famous
sons, Castor breaker of horses, and Pollux the mighty boxer. Both
these heroes are lying under the earth, though they are still alive,
for by a special dispensation of Jove, they die and come to life
again, each one of them every other day throughout all time, and
they have the rank of gods. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"After her I saw Iphimedeia wife of Aloeus who boasted the embrace
of Neptune. She bore two sons Otus and Ephialtes, but both were
short lived. They were the finest children that were ever born in this
world, and the best looking, Orion only excepted; for at nine years
old they were nine fathoms high, and measured nine cubits round the
chest. They threatened to make war with the gods in Olympus, and tried
to set Mount Ossa on the top of Mount Olympus, and Mount Pelion on the
top of Ossa, that they might scale heaven itself, and they would
have done it too if they had been grown up, but Apollo, son of Leto,
killed both of them, before they had got so much as a sign of hair
upon their cheeks or chin. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Then I saw Phaedra, and Procris, and fair Ariadne daughter of the
magician Minos, whom Theseus was carrying off from Crete to Athens,
but he did not enjoy her, for before he could do so Diana killed her
in the island of Dia on account of what Bacchus had said against her.
"I also saw Maera and Clymene and hateful Eriphyle, who sold her own
husband for gold. But it would take me all night if I were to name
every single one of the wives and daughters of heroes whom I saw,
and it is time for me to go to bed, either on board ship with my crew,
or here. As for my escort, heaven and yourselves will see to it."
Here he ended, and the guests sat all of them enthralled and
speechless throughout the covered cloister. Then Arete said to them:
"What do you think of this man, O Phaecians? Is he not tall and good
looking, and is he not Clever? True, he is my own guest, but all of
you share in the distinction. Do not he a hurry to send him away,
nor niggardly in the presents you make to one who is in such great
need, for heaven has blessed all of you with great abundance."
Then spoke the aged hero Echeneus who was one of the oldest men
among them, "My friends," said he, "what our august queen has just
said to us is both reasonable and to the purpose, therefore be
persuaded by it; but the decision whether in word or deed rests
ultimately with King Alcinous." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"The thing shall be done," exclaimed Alcinous, "as surely as I still
live and reign over the Phaeacians. Our guest is indeed very anxious
to get home, still we must persuade him to remain with us until
to-morrow, by which time I shall be able to get together the whole sum
that I mean to give him. As regards- his escort it will be a matter
for you all, and mine above all others as the chief person among you."
And Ulysses answered, "King Alcinous, if you were to bid me to
stay here for a whole twelve months, and then speed me on my way,
loaded with your noble gifts, I should obey you gladly and it would
redound greatly to my advantage, for I should return fuller-handed
to my own people, and should thus be more respected and beloved by all
who see me when I get back to Ithaca." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"Ulysses," replied Alcinous, "not one of us who sees you has any
idea that you are a charlatan or a swindler. I know there are many
people going about who tell such plausible stories that it is very
hard to see through them, but there is a style about your language
which assures me of your good disposition. Moreover you have told
the story of your own misfortunes, and those of the Argives, as though
you were a practised bard; but tell me, and tell me true, whether
you saw any of the mighty heroes who went to Troy at the same time
with yourself, and perished there. The evenings are still at their
longest, and it is not yet bed time- go on, therefore, with your
divine story, for I could stay here listening till to-morrow
morning, so long as you will continue to tell us of your adventures."
"Alcinous," answered Ulysses, "there is a time for making
speeches, and a time for going to bed; nevertheless, since you so
desire, I will not refrain from telling you the still sadder tale of
those of my comrades who did not fall fighting with the Trojans, but
perished on their return, through the treachery of a wicked woman. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD
"When Proserpine had dismissed the female ghosts in all
directions, the ghost of Agamemnon son of Atreus came sadly up tome,
surrounded by those who had perished with him in the house of
Aegisthus. As soon as he had tasted the blood he knew me, and
weeping bitterly stretched out his arms towards me to embrace me;
but he had no strength nor substance any more, and I too wept and
pitied h
post was too long read more at your own risk
[Dec 5,2004 7:18pm - cocklover ""]
Did you pull this from your elementary readings of Greek Mythology? Quite foolish. Like you.
[Dec 5,2004 7:19pm - cocklover ""]
Remember everyone, Blood, Fire, Death!
[Dec 5,2004 7:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
I love sentence fragments, they really make you seem like an intelligent aristocrat. Did you lift your personality from "Detached Villians of Film"? What a pity. Wow, that made me feel like I had a brandy snifter in one hand and a luger trained between Bond's eyes in the other.
[Dec 5,2004 7:49pm - cocklover ""]
I love obscure references. They make you seem like an intelligent retard.
[Dec 5,2004 7:55pm - cocklover ""]
I do not know who James Bond is.
[Dec 5,2004 9:09pm - dugoxistance ""]
this thread is like a train wreck. you can't stop looking at it. but for the love of balls, shut the fuck up already! You are NOT mysterious or clever or intelligent sounding or witty by any stretch of the imagination. I know I'm just feeding the fire here with this but I'm hoping you aren't as much of a low IQ attention whore you project yourself to be.
[Dec 5,2004 10:34pm - assuck ""]
bob no maam rooney, however, is god damn hilarious
beraters is not a word
[Jan 1,2005 10:59am - Bradness ""]
Paulie said:The wretched assylum website news starts like this...
"Thanks to all those who came out to support us at Goodtimes on Saturday
night!! Your support is unrelentless! "
"Unrelentless"? That isn't even a word. If it was, it would be a double-negative which would suggest that no one supported them at the show.
I guess that says something.
[Jul 22,2005 10:59am - litacore ""]
ceremonial bump
[Jul 22,2005 11:10am - Christraper ""]
oh no
[Jul 22,2005 11:34am - paganmegan ""]
this is my favorite thread of all time
[Jul 22,2005 11:38am - KillerKadoogan ""]
was this really that long ago?
[Jul 22,2005 11:41am - litacore ""]
classic
[Aug 1,2005 8:42pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
This is my favorite thread ever.
[Apr 1,2006 2:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
Are Wretched Asylum going to be on the grammys this year?
[Apr 1,2006 5:40pm - dreadkill ""]
i love this thread.
[Apr 2,2006 12:16am - retzam ""]
This thread is totally awesome, I agree. As well as Joe's classic conversation with an unsuspecting lady immortalized in the thread entitled "My heart is broken".
[Apr 2,2006 12:18am - sxealex ""]
wow
[Apr 2,2006 3:18am - CraigForACurse ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Apr 2,2006 3:20am - dreadkill ""]
retzam said:This thread is totally awesome, I agree. As well as Joe's classic conversation with an unsuspecting lady immortalized in the thread entitled "My heart is broken".
my heart is broken is the single greatest thread of all time.
[Apr 2,2006 3:23am - pam ""]
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it
WOW...thats a grammatical abortion right there.
[Apr 2,2006 3:29am - the_reverend ""]
TWOASTED!
[Apr 2,2006 3:33am - pam ""]
bumped the broken heart thread, fuckin' great.
[Apr 2,2006 9:25am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
I should have posted my conversation with the singer from the red chord. I don't know why I never did, it was probably the best.
[Apr 2,2006 11:50am - pam ""]
Did his end of it consist of reereereeeree reee eeeeeeeeee?
[Apr 2,2006 1:52pm - dwellingsickness ""]
What is with all the old ass threads being bumped?
[Apr 2,2006 2:36pm - pam ""]
probably because no one is posting any good ones lately, so we must resort to bumping old threads for entertainment?
[Apr 2,2006 3:11pm - dyingmuse ""]
bradness said:fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....
ha ha ha!!!!! best movie ever!!!!
i'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, a line that you DO NOT CROSS!!!!!!
[Apr 3,2006 3:39pm - retzam ""]
This is probably my favorite part:
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: you and your bands suck at life.... really... they do.....
NotCommonRecords: Stop typing with faggy internet abbreviations, pussy
NotCommonRecords: Yeah we do.
asylum666singer: LOL....
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: lol
[Apr 3,2006 7:57pm - HungtaBleeed ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:[img]
tell me that guy doesnt have little braids in his hair
Did you ask him which one of them started wearing inverted strap on dildos up their ass on stage first? That bitch goes to my school. She is one ugly cunt.
[Apr 3,2006 10:16pm - pam ""]
HAHAHA I totally didn't know that was a broad.
[Apr 3,2006 10:19pm - Christraper ""]
Im glad this thread is back. I hope those guys get assraped by Michael Jackson.
[Apr 4,2006 12:36pm - jared_the_zompire ""]
Christraper said:Im glad this thread is back. I hope those guys get assraped by Michael Jackson.
Yeah that's it. Give them what they want.:shocker:
[Apr 4,2006 1:02pm - sinistas ""]
Just when I thought they were gone...
[Apr 12,2006 6:51pm - babyshaker not logged in ""]
i just spent like a half hour reading this and i been laughing my ass off the whole time
[Apr 12,2006 8:53pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay
[Apr 12,2006 11:13pm - falcor ""]
they almost look as gay as bloodstruck
[Apr 12,2006 11:16pm - hungtableed ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay
hahahaha. The funny part about that is that you are comepletely right!
[Apr 12,2006 11:38pm - dreadkill ""]
indeed
[Apr 13,2006 6:09am - Joe/NotCommon ""]
The funniest part is, despite being married, Pam Garnett is madly in love with me.
[Apr 13,2006 5:15pm - babyshaker not logged in ""]
falcor said:they almost look as gay as bloodstruck
haha where not even a band anymore....how ever you continue to be an anonymous pussy
[Apr 13,2006 7:36pm - pam nli ""]
Joe/NotCommon said:The funniest part is, despite being married, Pam Garnett is madly in love with me.
I am evidently madly in love with everyone.
[Apr 13,2006 7:37pm - pam nli ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay
:bow:
[Aug 11,2011 9:50pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Hey, did Wretched Asylum ever get on the Grammys?
[Aug 11,2011 10:06pm - thuringwethil ""]
I don't know but this one discussion is so classic
[Aug 11,2011 10:08pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
http://www.last.fm/music/Wretched+Asylum/+shoutbox
[Aug 12,2011 12:26am - FuckIsMySignature ""]
SUP TO ALL THE PATIENTS OUT THERE!!!
[Aug 12,2011 4:01am - BlownUpJamPad ""]
Classic RTTP I enjoyed reading this again
[Aug 12,2011 4:47am - Randy_Marsh ""]
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[Aug 12,2011 7:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Jan 31,2012 1:29am - Phil from Wretched Asylum ""]
so what's goin on guys?
[Jan 31,2012 1:47am - DukeManjunk ""]
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[Jan 31,2012 9:30am - DestroyYouAlot ""]
pam%20nli said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay
:bow:
I've said it before, and I've said it again: RTTP needs consistent troll incursions to keep up its immune system.
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[Jan 31,2012 9:34am - bobnomaamrooney nli ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:
pam%20nli said:BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay
:bow:
I've said it before, and I've said it again: RTTP needs consistent troll incursions to keep up its immune system.
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