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Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?

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[Dec 23,2008 12:25pm - Sacreligion ""]
And kinda looks like fred durst?
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[Dec 23,2008 12:26pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
He is an old bastard, I think he's like 57 now or something.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
dude i heard like 147. it's a little known secret that the st. lawrence is actually the fountain of youth.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:34pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
He's 3 days older than baseball.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
3 space days. they're longer than regular days.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:42pm - Yeti ""]
he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I heard his mother went to grade school with Jesus Christ.
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[Dec 23,2008 12:44pm - Sacreligion ""]
that isn't that old...wasn't jesus born in the 70s?
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[Dec 23,2008 12:49pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
1989:

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Look at those posters!
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[Dec 23,2008 12:51pm - Sacreligion ""]
is that a cuneiform skid row poster back there?
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[Dec 23,2008 12:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Ah, the long lost Slayer heiroglyph.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:13pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:15pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Flipping camera off is metal and tuff.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:17pm - Sacreligion ""]
hey...give him credit. he was the first person to ever do it.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:18pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I thought Hitler was?
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[Dec 23,2008 1:19pm - Sacreligion ""]
dwyer is so paradoxically old that he creates anomalies in space and time
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[Dec 23,2008 1:25pm - Josh_Martin ""]
Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall?
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[Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
Woke up to the sound of poooouuuring raaaiin...
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[Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I am 35 years old, not too far behind Dwyer, so back off us geezers negrodamus!
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[Dec 23,2008 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
They just discovered cave paintings of Larry King holdings hands with Dwyer while they hunted mastadons near Niagra Falls. Rumor as it that Dwyer was attemping to hunt them again and it made the news.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""]
Dwyer was the mid-wife for the birth of Bob Hope.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:30pm - Yeti ""]

DestroyYouAlot said:When Dwyer saw the Cro-Mags, it was just a bunch of hairy dudes bandging rocks together. They used sticks for breakdowns.


hahahahahahahahaha A+
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[Dec 23,2008 1:31pm - ouchdrummer ""]
wow. you guys are brutal.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:33pm - Sacreligion ""]
it's all in good fun, sir. john can start a "bald, fat, and obnoxiously arrogant" thread about me if he so desires.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:40pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer drinks Metamucil.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:41pm - Sacreligion ""]
Dwyer IS Metamucil.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:48pm - C.dEAd  ""]

Josh_Martin said:Nice fucking Skid Row poster. Is that dried cum holding it to the wall?


Thats awesome.
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[Dec 23,2008 1:50pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer saw the 1st episode of Matlock as its television debut.
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[Dec 23,2008 2:35pm - largefreakatzero ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer drinks Metamucil.


I take fiber -- the shits are AMAZING.
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[Dec 23,2008 2:38pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Dec 23,2008 2:42pm - ouchdrummer ""]
^^^^ummm what?^^^
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[Dec 23,2008 3:23pm - Yeti ""]
Dwyer helped create the 2012 myth.
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[Dec 23,2008 3:23pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Ahaha, we wrote this right after Euronymous was killed!

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[Dec 23,2008 3:27pm - xmikex ""]
This thread is hilarious. Top drawer material all around.
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[Dec 23,2008 3:33pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Does that say "BUTTERING THE INNOCENT"?
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[Dec 23,2008 3:39pm - RichHorror ""]
I miss the era of lyrics of this quality.
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[Dec 23,2008 3:55pm - the_reverend ""]

Yeti said:he's as old as Mr. Burns. there are wood carvings of those 2 attending shows.
Mr Burns's social security number is
000 00 0002. guess who is 000 00 0001
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[Dec 23,2008 3:57pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Butchering!
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[Dec 23,2008 3:59pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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[Dec 23,2008 4:05pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer invented the pedicure after splitting too many nails driving his Flintstones car.
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[Dec 23,2008 4:26pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Bwaaaaahahahahahaha
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[Dec 23,2008 4:27pm - goatcatalyst ""]
Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!
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[Dec 23,2008 5:58pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer is so old that in 1692 he was considered a pedophile.
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[Dec 23,2008 6:09pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
[/THREAD]
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[Dec 23,2008 6:56pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahaha, I love this thread.

Dwyer invented the English language, which is why he is so astute in correcting everyone's spelling and grammar.
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[Dec 23,2008 7:17pm - Seth  ""]
Dwyer you are not alone and Iuse to have some of those cool posters.. the slayer carboard, testment and sepultura sick old school when thrash was thrash!:satancross:
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[Dec 23,2008 7:22pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer used to change Satan's diapers.
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[Dec 23,2008 7:37pm - archaeon ""]
Dwyer invented being Jewish.
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[Dec 23,2008 7:51pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer saw the first time a woman was ever naked.
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[Dec 23,2008 8:46pm - quintessence ""]
Dwyer's mom was actually a brontosaurus
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[Dec 23,2008 8:47pm - Martins ""]
Dwyer is the missing link.
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[Dec 23,2008 8:49pm - Dankill  ""]
Dwyer can divide by zero.
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[Dec 23,2008 8:53pm - archaeon ""]
Dwyer came...only once. He has ED.
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[Dec 23,2008 8:54pm - Martins ""]
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[Dec 23,2008 9:06pm - RichHorror ""]
The two on the couch look taken aback by this turn of events.
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[Dec 23,2008 9:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer faked the first orgasm.
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[Dec 23,2008 9:46pm - ellesarusrex ""]
john dwyer is living the dream.
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[Dec 23,2008 9:49pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer invented dreams and subsequently nightmares, as many females have seen him there.
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[Dec 23,2008 9:54pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
1987:

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[Dec 23,2008 10:08pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer invented the camera so he could post pictures of himself since the beginning of time for all to see.
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[Dec 23,2008 10:15pm - MillenialKingdom ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer faked the first orgasm.


HAHAHAH

WINNAR!
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[Dec 23,2008 10:23pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer wrote the bible so he could make fun of people who read it.
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[Dec 23,2008 10:50pm - DrewBlood ""]
Those lyrics were written on the back of the magna carta.
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[Dec 23,2008 11:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahahahaha...excellent work Drew.

Dwyer was Moses' chief advisor when he had to write the 10 Commandments. Thou shalt not steal was originally Thou shalt not steal music, thou shalt buy it from my distro. A compromise was made.
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[Dec 23,2008 11:17pm - RichHorror ""]
Dwyer is Bill Brasky.
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[Dec 23,2008 11:26pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer wants a cup of coffee with lots of cream.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:15am - pam ""]
Holy fuck, this thread is amazing.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:35am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Where's MY Wiki page?

The John Dwyer in Prov from THE COACHMEN has one and he didn't almost go over Niagara!
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[Dec 24,2008 1:43am - dftg  ""]
ahahaha this thread made my night.
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[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer taught Australiopithecus Apharensus (sp?) how to wipe.
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[Dec 24,2008 10:57am - Josh_Martin ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:1987:

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Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy?
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[Dec 24,2008 11:16am - archaeon ""]
Dwyer is really the one who impregnated The "Virigin" Mary. She was so appalled by her actions that she told her husband it happened from the "hand" of God. Dwyer also took pictures afterward.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer is the father of humanity.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:25am - archaeon ""]
But Dwyer is the Grandfather of mankind
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[Dec 24,2008 11:32am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
It was dwyer's idea to put the cowbell in Don't Fear The Reaper.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:33am - dreadkill ""]
the big bang occurred when dwyer farted for the first time
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[Dec 24,2008 11:34am - archaeon ""]
Dwyer originally named the song "BUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCHBUYMYMERCH" but the label didn't approve. So he just started his own and thats how Pathos Productions was formed est. Stonehedge.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:34am - Josh_Martin ""]
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Seriously Dwyer, the guy 2nd from the right wants his shirt back.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:38am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:48am - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Wasn't Dwyer a Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt?
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[Dec 24,2008 11:50am - archaeon ""]
Dwyer build the pyramids of Giza.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:55am - dreadkill ""]
dwyer is an old geeza
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[Dec 24,2008 12:25pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer is the process of aging itself.
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[Dec 24,2008 12:27pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer invented the first butt plug.
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[Dec 24,2008 12:32pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer created homosexuality.
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[Dec 24,2008 12:44pm - MikeOvDecrepitvde  ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer created homosexuality.


This actually made me laugh. Simplicity wins.
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[Dec 24,2008 12:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
I do what I can sir.
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[Dec 24,2008 12:48pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer is responsible for the extinction of dodo birds. Way to go, asshole.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:27pm - Sacreligion ""]
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this is the first time the world had seen art, and it was solely because dwyer wanted to convince his peers that he hangs out with females.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer invented females so because he was sick of taking pictures with dudes.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:42pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Dwyer gave us Culture Club. Suck a dick!
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[Dec 24,2008 1:42pm - Sacreligion ""]
Dwyer also discovered fire.
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[Dec 24,2008 1:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
You know who invented the wheel? Well, it wasn't Dwyer but he's still old as dirt.
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[Dec 24,2008 2:00pm - Sacreligion ""]
not old as dirt...he NAMED dirt...and most of the things we recognize today.

it's also been said that opposable thumbs were created solely for running a merch booth.
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[Dec 24,2008 2:03pm - grizloch ""]
[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards]
Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk.


(funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you)
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[Dec 24,2008 2:38pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]

grizloch said:[Dec 24,2008 10:51am - MarkFuckingRichards]
Dwyer taught Australopithecus Afarensis how to walk.


(funny cause A. Afarensis is the first hominin biped... paleoanthropology humor, fuck you)



That's why I said it. But, I said WIPE. To throw everyone off.
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[Dec 24,2008 2:49pm - AndrewBastard  ""]

Josh_Martin said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:1987:

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Nice shirt Dwyer. Were you auditioning for Loverboy?



Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar.



Off topic: John Ill be in Newport tonight... Any thing going on?
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[Dec 24,2008 2:51pm - AndrewBastard  ""]
Goofy fuck I meant. My gay iPod corrected me and wrote duck. I hate posting on RTtP a this thing.
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[Dec 24,2008 2:52pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer used to sell phonograph cylinders in his distro.
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[Dec 24,2008 2:52pm - Blacktooth ""]
Wasn't Dwyer the waitress at the Last Supper?
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[Dec 24,2008 2:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Hahahahaha, I believe he was.
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[Dec 24,2008 4:23pm - Josh_Martin ""]

AndrewBastard said:
Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar.



Oh.
So why was Dwyer in a band with the guy from Loverboy?
And why is he making that expression on his face? Looks like the Loverboy guy just fucked him up the ass and failed to reciprocate with a reach-around.
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[Dec 24,2008 7:14pm - Dankill  ""]

MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp.

Right before he put the ram in the ramalama ding dong
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[Dec 24,2008 7:42pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
or was it the "dip" in the dip-de-dip-de-dip?
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[Dec 24,2008 8:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Dwyer went bald two minutes after Ric Flair got his first grey hair.
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[Dec 24,2008 8:31pm - SkinSandwich ""]
He inventeted 8 tracks. Thanks for nothing!
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[Dec 24,2008 10:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer knew the old man in the mountain when he was the young man in the mountain.
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[Dec 24,2008 10:22pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Dwyer shot Kennedy, and was a Nazi during the big one.
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[Dec 24,2008 11:04pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
1978, obsessed by BLACK SABBATH already, thanks mom.

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I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P:

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[Dec 24,2008 11:06pm - josh_hates_you ""]
dwyer was the first person ever caught in a mosh
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[Dec 25,2008 8:28am - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer taught Santa how to deliver the Xmas presents to little boys and girls.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:14pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer is so old that his original phone # was 2.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:20pm - dreadkill ""]
dwyer was in the plane with buddy holly, richie valens, and the big bopper. there was only one parachute.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Dwyer won the Indy 500 riding a bike...and the Lil' Indy Bike Race in an Indy Car.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:25pm - dreadkill ""]
dwyer wore old spice when it was simply known as spice.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:
I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P:

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Dwyer on the right.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:42pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer is so old that he made a guest appearance in The Land Before Time.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:45pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
This thread is a blast while board at work haha.

Dwyer is so old that he knows the chicken came first.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
The chicken nor the egg came first. It was Dwyer.
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[Dec 25,2008 12:55pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Hahaha
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[Dec 25,2008 12:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Dwyer set up his table at the Battle of Hastings. At the time the only item in Pathos' distro was Saxon's Wheels of Steel, sales were disappointing.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
Dwyer got sponsored by Jimmy'z back when they made chariots. I heard he tore shit up on the Circus Maximus mini ramp.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:06pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Braveheart is based on Dwyers life.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:11pm - BEXDA  ""]
jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask!
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[Dec 25,2008 1:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer is not the President of the Hairclub For Men, nor he is he a member.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:17pm - BEXDA  ""]
thats because he is the orignal poster child for the hairclub for men...
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[Dec 25,2008 1:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer lost his hair before bald was beautiful.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:31pm - dftg  ""]

BEXDA said:jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask!


yeah but after he took the pictures the church painted over all the women
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[Dec 25,2008 1:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer saw the Loch Ness Monster hatch.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:39pm - atthehauntedNLI  ""]
Dwyer is the missing link.
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[Dec 25,2008 1:58pm - BEXDA  ""]

Martins said:Dwyer is the missing link.

to bad someone already said that gangster.
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[Dec 25,2008 2:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer knew Father Christmas when he was Son Christmas.
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[Dec 25,2008 2:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli  ""]
The Phaedo *SPOILERS*











The hemlock Socrates ate? Dwyer planted it.
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[Dec 25,2008 2:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Caesar really said, "Et tu, Dwyer?"
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[Dec 25,2008 2:51pm - josh_hates_you ""]
dwyer voted for george washington at the first election.
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[Dec 25,2008 2:58pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
george washington voted for dwyer in the first test election
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[Dec 25,2008 3:28pm - Martins ""]
Druids were once known as Dwyers.
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[Dec 25,2008 4:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
it wasnt zeus that imprisoned the titans, it was dwyer
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[Dec 25,2008 5:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer is old.
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[Dec 25,2008 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
dwyer actually ages backwards, like brad pitt. so in reality he's only 8
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[Dec 25,2008 5:44pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
Oh, the famous BEXTRA emerges!

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[Dec 25,2008 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
In medieval times, Dwyer carried the Black Death in his distro.
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[Dec 25,2008 6:04pm - Dave_Maggot ""]
the T in dwyer's middle name stands for t-rex which dwyer has evolved from. in that picture is a victim he stepped on, just like in the dinosaurs attack trading cards.
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[Dec 25,2008 6:19pm - MillenialKingdom ""]
Krampus is Dwyer's younger brother.
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[Dec 26,2008 1:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Dwyer came up with the concept for Cadillacs and Dinosaurs based on his own experiences in the late Triassic period.
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[Dec 26,2008 1:35am - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer was around when the Labrea (sp?) tar pit was just the Labrea tar puddle.
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[Dec 26,2008 1:41am - Martins ""]
The Bible is a selection of Dwyer misquotes.
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[Dec 26,2008 1:43am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago.
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[Dec 26,2008 2:40am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
ahahahaha

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[Dec 26,2008 3:53am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]

goatcatalyst said:Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!


20 years ago...

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[Dec 26,2008 10:34am - Yeti ""]

BobNOMAAMRooney said:Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago.


hahahahahahahahahaha
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[Dec 26,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""]
the Balrog of Morgoth considers Dwyer "old school".
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[Dec 26,2008 2:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:
goatcatalyst said:Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!


20 years ago...

[img]



Dwyer remembers when doing a boneless was "progressive"
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[Dec 26,2008 3:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Dwyer's so old that "Is that rain???" is the topic of every thread he posts.
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[Dec 26,2008 4:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer uses a hokey to vacuum.
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[Dec 27,2008 1:37pm - dreadkill ""]
Dwyer is earth vader's father
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[Dec 27,2008 1:39pm - dreadkill ""]
Dwyer coached oil can Boyd in little league
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[Dec 27,2008 1:40pm - dreadkill ""]
Darth vader. Damn iPhone spelly thing
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[Dec 27,2008 3:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
dwyer is going to that cro mags show tonight, sporting his original cro mags tunic. made from 100% mammoth hide.
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[Dec 28,2008 7:03am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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We invented skateboards and the wheel.
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[Dec 28,2008 1:27pm - CMTAIB ""]
Dwyer is CMTAIB
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[Dec 31,2008 7:27am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
[img]
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[Dec 31,2008 9:47am - arilliusbm ""]
Earth Vader ftw. hahaha
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[Dec 31,2008 10:31am - dreadkill ""]
Earth Vader was around before space travel was possible...and his father was dwyer.
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[Feb 24,2009 6:41am - reimroc ""]

arilliusbm said:Earth Vader ftw. hahaha


lol
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[Feb 24,2009 9:39am - MillenialKingdom ""]
We need more old people jokes.
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[Feb 24,2009 9:49am - the_reverend ""]
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[Feb 24,2009 9:55am - reimroc ""]
creepy
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[Feb 24,2009 10:33am - Yeti ""]
AD stands for After Dwyer.
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[Feb 24,2009 10:45am - W3 @ work  ""]
ok i gotta stop reading this at work ive actually LOL'd 3 times and ROFL where i had to leave the office and get some air.

this shit is solid gold, MFR hats off to you sir.
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[Feb 24,2009 10:46am - reimroc ""]

Yeti said:AD stands for After Dwyer.


LOL thats good
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[Feb 24,2009 10:52am - Yeti ""]
the Sun is actually Dwyer's first birthday candle.
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[Mar 25,2009 8:35pm - archaeon ""]
bump
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[Mar 26,2009 7:44am - Yeti ""]
Dwyer is the official scribe of the papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the water.
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[Mar 26,2009 9:38am - xmikex ""]
Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.
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[Mar 26,2009 3:59pm - the_reverend ""]
he's so old that he used to rape some jew loving dude named gaius julius caesar augustus germanicus. I wonder how that turned out.
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[Mar 26,2009 5:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]

xmikex said:Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.



These made me PFFFFF wicked hahd kehd.
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[Dec 26,2017 2:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
No.
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[Dec 26,2017 4:50pm - Senior Citizen Advocate  ""]
I hear Extenze helps.

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