Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?[views:41891][posts:182]_____________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 2:57pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahahaha, I believe he was. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 4:23pm - Josh_Martin ""] AndrewBastard said: Dwyer is the one singing with the bad brains shirt. Not the goofy duck with the guitar. Oh. So why was Dwyer in a band with the guy from Loverboy? And why is he making that expression on his face? Looks like the Loverboy guy just fucked him up the ass and failed to reciprocate with a reach-around. |
| __________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 7:14pm - Dankill ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:Dwyer put the bomp in the bomp shabomp. Right before he put the ram in the ramalama ding dong |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 7:42pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] or was it the "dip" in the dip-de-dip-de-dip? |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 8:20pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Dwyer went bald two minutes after Ric Flair got his first grey hair. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 8:31pm - SkinSandwich ""] He inventeted 8 tracks. Thanks for nothing! |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 10:14pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer knew the old man in the mountain when he was the young man in the mountain. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 10:22pm - SkinSandwich ""] Dwyer shot Kennedy, and was a Nazi during the big one. |
| ______________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:04pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] 1978, obsessed by BLACK SABBATH already, thanks mom. [img] I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P: [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 24,2008 11:06pm - josh_hates_you ""] dwyer was the first person ever caught in a mosh |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 8:28am - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer taught Santa how to deliver the Xmas presents to little boys and girls. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:14pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer is so old that his original phone # was 2. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:20pm - dreadkill ""] dwyer was in the plane with buddy holly, richie valens, and the big bopper. there was only one parachute. |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:23pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Dwyer won the Indy 500 riding a bike...and the Lil' Indy Bike Race in an Indy Car. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:25pm - dreadkill ""] dwyer wore old spice when it was simply known as spice. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:34pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] AUTOPSY_666 said: I was 16 X-Mas 22 years ago, 1986 with my Great-Grandfather, R.I.P: [img] Dwyer on the right. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:42pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer is so old that he made a guest appearance in The Land Before Time. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:45pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] This thread is a blast while board at work haha. Dwyer is so old that he knows the chicken came first. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:54pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] The chicken nor the egg came first. It was Dwyer. |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:55pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Hahaha |
| _______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 12:59pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Dwyer set up his table at the Battle of Hastings. At the time the only item in Pathos' distro was Saxon's Wheels of Steel, sales were disappointing. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:06pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Dwyer got sponsored by Jimmy'z back when they made chariots. I heard he tore shit up on the Circus Maximus mini ramp. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:06pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Braveheart is based on Dwyers life. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:11pm - BEXDA ""] jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask! |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is not the President of the Hairclub For Men, nor he is he a member. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:17pm - BEXDA ""] thats because he is the orignal poster child for the hairclub for men... |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:30pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer lost his hair before bald was beautiful. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:31pm - dftg ""] BEXDA said:jesus signed john's yearbook when john was a senior and jesus was a freshman... i saw it. john was on the yearbook staff too... he has a ton of pics of himself with the ladies... and jesus off to the side...and im sure he will post them if you ask! yeah but after he took the pictures the church painted over all the women |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer saw the Loch Ness Monster hatch. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:39pm - atthehauntedNLI ""] Dwyer is the missing link. |
| ________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 1:58pm - BEXDA ""] Martins said:Dwyer is the missing link. to bad someone already said that gangster. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 2:15pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer knew Father Christmas when he was Son Christmas. |
| ______________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 2:24pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] The Phaedo *SPOILERS* The hemlock Socrates ate? Dwyer planted it. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 2:44pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Caesar really said, "Et tu, Dwyer?" |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 2:51pm - josh_hates_you ""] dwyer voted for george washington at the first election. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 2:58pm - Dave_Maggot ""] george washington voted for dwyer in the first test election |
| _________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 3:28pm - Martins ""] Druids were once known as Dwyers. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 4:06pm - Dave_Maggot ""] it wasnt zeus that imprisoned the titans, it was dwyer |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 5:33pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer is old. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 5:34pm - Dave_Maggot ""] dwyer actually ages backwards, like brad pitt. so in reality he's only 8 |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 5:44pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""] Oh, the famous BEXTRA emerges! [img] |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 5:45pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] In medieval times, Dwyer carried the Black Death in his distro. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 6:04pm - Dave_Maggot ""] the T in dwyer's middle name stands for t-rex which dwyer has evolved from. in that picture is a victim he stepped on, just like in the dinosaurs attack trading cards. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 25,2008 6:19pm - MillenialKingdom ""] Krampus is Dwyer's younger brother. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 1:32am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Dwyer came up with the concept for Cadillacs and Dinosaurs based on his own experiences in the late Triassic period. |
| _____________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 1:35am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Dwyer was around when the Labrea (sp?) tar pit was just the Labrea tar puddle. |
| _________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 1:41am - Martins ""] The Bible is a selection of Dwyer misquotes. |
| _________________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 1:43am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago. |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 2:40am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] ahahahaha [img] |
| _____________________________________ [Dec 26,2008 3:53am - AUTOPSY_666 ""] goatcatalyst said:Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant! 20 years ago... [img] |