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Can we all as a united scene agree that old dwyer is old?

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[Dec 26,2008 10:34am - Yeti ""]

BobNOMAAMRooney said:Dwyer actually intended to go over Niagara Falls that fateful day, only his calculations put him exactly where the falls would have been...12,000 years ago.


hahahahahahahahahaha
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[Dec 26,2008 10:37am - Yeti ""]
the Balrog of Morgoth considers Dwyer "old school".
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[Dec 26,2008 2:08pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]

AUTOPSY_666 said:
goatcatalyst said:Old nigger couldn't ollie an ant!


20 years ago...

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Dwyer remembers when doing a boneless was "progressive"
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[Dec 26,2008 3:28pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Dwyer's so old that "Is that rain???" is the topic of every thread he posts.
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[Dec 26,2008 4:09pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]
Dwyer uses a hokey to vacuum.
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[Dec 27,2008 1:37pm - dreadkill ""]
Dwyer is earth vader's father
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[Dec 27,2008 1:39pm - dreadkill ""]
Dwyer coached oil can Boyd in little league
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[Dec 27,2008 1:40pm - dreadkill ""]
Darth vader. Damn iPhone spelly thing
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[Dec 27,2008 3:35pm - Sacreligion ""]
dwyer is going to that cro mags show tonight, sporting his original cro mags tunic. made from 100% mammoth hide.
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[Dec 28,2008 7:03am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
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We invented skateboards and the wheel.
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[Dec 28,2008 1:27pm - CMTAIB ""]
Dwyer is CMTAIB
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[Dec 31,2008 7:27am - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
[img]
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[Dec 31,2008 9:47am - arilliusbm ""]
Earth Vader ftw. hahaha
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[Dec 31,2008 10:31am - dreadkill ""]
Earth Vader was around before space travel was possible...and his father was dwyer.
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[Feb 24,2009 6:41am - reimroc ""]

arilliusbm said:Earth Vader ftw. hahaha


lol
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[Feb 24,2009 9:39am - MillenialKingdom ""]
We need more old people jokes.
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[Feb 24,2009 9:49am - the_reverend ""]
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[Feb 24,2009 9:55am - reimroc ""]
creepy
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[Feb 24,2009 10:33am - Yeti ""]
AD stands for After Dwyer.
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[Feb 24,2009 10:45am - W3 @ work  ""]
ok i gotta stop reading this at work ive actually LOL'd 3 times and ROFL where i had to leave the office and get some air.

this shit is solid gold, MFR hats off to you sir.
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[Feb 24,2009 10:46am - reimroc ""]

Yeti said:AD stands for After Dwyer.


LOL thats good
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[Feb 24,2009 10:52am - Yeti ""]
the Sun is actually Dwyer's first birthday candle.
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[Mar 25,2009 8:35pm - archaeon ""]
bump
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[Mar 26,2009 7:44am - Yeti ""]
Dwyer is the official scribe of the papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the water.
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[Mar 26,2009 9:38am - xmikex ""]
Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.
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[Mar 26,2009 3:59pm - the_reverend ""]
he's so old that he used to rape some jew loving dude named gaius julius caesar augustus germanicus. I wonder how that turned out.
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[Mar 26,2009 5:42pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""]

xmikex said:Alexander Graham Bell had Dwyer on speed dial.

Dwyer sunk the city of Atlantis because they wouldn't let him set up a merch table there.

Dwyer's first record was a Thomas Edison / Dark Angel split 7".

Dwyer is so old he was around for the first I'm Thirsty Production show.



These made me PFFFFF wicked hahd kehd.
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[Dec 26,2017 2:42pm - AUTOPSY_666 ""]
No.
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[Dec 26,2017 4:50pm - Senior Citizen Advocate  ""]
I hear Extenze helps.

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