Best band biography EVER![views:118706][posts:322]________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:44pm - Doomkid ""] FuckIsMySignature said:singer looks pretty fuckable though. Incorrect. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:45pm - arilliusbm ""] I was going to ask. Is she a good looking 24 your old, and is she a virtuoso in the sack as well? |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:47pm - boblovesmusic ""] Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:47pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] lets she if she can do guttarals. if ya catch my drift. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 4:58pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Excellent |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:00pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""] boblovesmusic said:Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) Yeah I checked them out as a fan of the genre and they fucking blow. |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:01pm - boblovesmusic ""] BobNOMAAMRooney said: boblovesmusic said:Blood Of The Black Owl looks pretty decent (silly description yes, but funeral doom/black-ness sounds awesome to me.) Yeah I checked them out as a fan of the genre and they fucking blow. aww man, that's unfortunate... oh well! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:01pm - Sacreligion ""] This thread has at least another 200 replies left in its life |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:02pm - Sacreligion ""] I also see a picture of Dwyer and the virtuoso showing up within the next 100 posts. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:12pm - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:20pm - Sacreligion ""] Some of that awesome shredding is around 3:30 in the song careless...... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 5:25pm - Sacreligion ""] Chick is also trying way too hard to be Otep in a lot of parts. Slam poetry dawg! I don't know why I'm listening but I feel I need to get a good grasp of what they're doing to talk shit about it properly. More awesome shredding around 3:00 in "Vindictive" |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 9:40pm - dreadkill ""] Sacreligion said:"The Guitar work belongs to the highly skilled and the most well-known shredder in all of the New England Area Rich Bova. Who has quite a résumé for himself with bands such as Painful Pleasure and Best Friend Solitude. " I've never heard of that guy or those bands.same here. quick, someone tell joe stump. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:29pm - dertoxia ""] Psytoxia has never had the initiative to even write a fucking bio. Band bios are so 1990's |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:35pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ^^if that's true, then i guess this bio is cool. The nineties are the new eighties. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:36pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] MOAR HAMMERPANTS |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 10:39pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] i'd wear hammerpants...... AND be sexy, |
| _____________________________________________ [Jun 8,2009 11:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] I have never heard something shred so hard in my life. You can hear all 7 strings shredding like crazy. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:08am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Mark: We should try to get them on some shows with us and throw dildos at them. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:29am - MelvinSphincter ""] Come on ladies, this bio is a hoax. Nobody would post this about themselves. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:30am - RustyPS ""] FuckIsMySignature said:MOAR HAMMERPANTS AND MORE ZUBAZ [img] [img] |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:45am - Doomkid ""] MelvinSphincter said:Come on ladies, this bio is a hoax. Nobody would post this about themselves. I don't understand why you think this is a hoax? Its on their myspace page and they look like they mean seriouz biznizz. Either that or they are a group of the most deadpan sarcastic folk I've ever seen, but I doubt it. |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:49am - metal_church101 ""] It is still quality entertainment to read it. The raining on the myspace page gives it a nice touch as well. LULZ. |
| ___________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:51am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] metal_church101 said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! Just checked. Read, but no response :( |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:54am - metal_church101 ""] menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said: menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: metal_church101 said:I say just email them this thread and then see if they show up on the board? Done. Ha! Just checked. Read, but no response :(:thescream: |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:00am - Kevord ""] Terrible Lacuna Coil knock offs are so five years ago. |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:02am - Kevord ""] Does anyone else get the feeling Best Friend Solitude was a Nu Metal band? I know I'm stretching here. This probably came after their grunge project during the 1990's. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:28am - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:Terrible Lacuna Coil knock offs are so five years ago. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:36am - joeycobra ""] Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 11:50am - metal_church101 ""] Korn and the rest of the Nu-Metal fashion are proud and endorse this look. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:03pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Meedle meedle smash shred shred meedle |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:03pm - boblovesmusic ""] [img] |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:15pm - metal_church101 ""] joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] False advertisement. Not a 7 string. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:19pm - joeycobra ""] metal_church101 said: joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img] False advertisement. Not a 7 string. Blasphemy....how dare they fill their well worded bio with lies.....I bet their 24 year old vocalist prodigy is really a 28 year old failure. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:20pm - contagion ""] maybe they hope they get signed off the bio? |
| _________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:40pm - RustyPS ""] joeycobra said:Ok first.....I was in Kansas City this weekend for Testament and Coalesce and I saw two weird ass dudes sporting zubaz. Not to be funny or ironic....but because they more than likely have no ventured from their parent's basement in the past 25 years. I wish I had photos to prove these silly bastards exist. and 2nd...I'm surprised this photo was not posted in this thread yet: [img]he must REALLY love his guitar...that's some pretty extreme PDA right there |
| __________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 12:49pm - Eli_hhcb ""] Mm yess geetar mm i luvs all up on ya mmm yeah mm |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 1:58pm - rhinoplasty ""] this ain't be brutal , no beer or pizza . I heard his guitar and it was weak and stupid . none of that music belongs together . i'm tired of hearing that "beauty and da beast " crap . lucuna -evenusance wanna be -garbage . |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 2:08pm - Kevord ""] rhinoplasty said:this ain't be brutal , no beer or pizza . I heard his guitar and it was weak and stupid . none of that music belongs together . i'm tired of hearing that "beauty and da beast " crap . lucuna -evenusance wanna be -garbage . Justin DickBro is that you? |
| ______________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:29pm - xgodzillax all up in ya anus ""] I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 4:31pm - Sacreligion ""] Dick IS Bro. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 7:16pm - xgodzillax ""] horribly gay hair is horribly gay btw, the ibanez is a 7-string. just sayin |
| ______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 8:06pm - tylor ""] :FLAMING:TWISTING MELODIC METAL:FLAMING: |
| ________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 9:23pm - Doomkid ""] xgodzillax%20all%20up%20in%20ya%20anus said:I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' IN THE SHIT vs SAINT TO SINNER: Cage Match 2k9! |
| _______________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:34pm - yummy ""] iamnotkennyg said:was def one of those "bob your head slightly because you feel bad, but don't want to encourage them" awkward sets.. I hated it when I was the band |
| _________________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:49pm - the_taste_of_cigarettes ""] I didn't want to jump in on this, but I finally got around to reading the whole bio (ok, I did skim a bit) and just for the record, the singer didn't use her dance OR theater abilities for any stage presence. She just stood there. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 9,2009 10:51pm - metal_church101 ""] Maybe she was always a prop when she acted? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 2:21am - Sacreligion ""] or they just bullshat all of it? |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 10,2009 3:07am - xgodzillax ""] Doomkid said: xgodzillax%20all%20up%20in%20ya%20anus said:I added them to the in the shit page with a note that said 'you guys are the new era of shit music from rhode island. we would all personally rather listen to miley cyrus' IN THE SHIT vs SAINT TO SINNER: Cage Match 2k9! ill fight all of them |