Best band biography EVER![views:118588][posts:322]____________________________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 7:14pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] Let's go! |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:07pm - the_reverend ""] jesus said "bova is risen" |
| ________________________________ [Jun 11,2009 8:31pm - xmikex ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, [img] ITT: Rich Bova's mind being blown over the massive amounts of people at that show. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:13am - MillenialKingdom ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, [img] HA!! That's the old practice space of The Cadaveric Manifesto, also known as The Aviary in Dover, NH. I know people in that pic. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 8:28am - RustyPS ""] CUNT!!!! |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 9:25am - JoeyCobra ""] I hope Saint to Sinner play O'Brien's soon...I need to see Rich Bova live in concert :ROCKON: |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 12:56pm - Eli_hhcb ""] hehehe it says cunt on that wall |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 1:29pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Remember the clap along part Rowan/Nick? Shit was like religion in the Dirty D. And Kyle totally made that CUNT stenciling. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:26pm - Sacreligion ""] Doomkid said:From: Saint To Sinner To: Michael Sweatpants Disco Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews! sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies..... We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags, I love how above the local shitbags this band is. |
| _______________________________ [Jun 12,2009 2:47pm - tylor ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 12,2009 4:03pm - the_reverend ""] ^^ I'm getting that detailed on to the side of my van ^^ |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:39pm - Whatever ""] Why are you guys hating so much? Yes, the bio is ridiculous. The 24 year old prdigy probably worte it - having spent so much time preparing her stage presence, she didn't have any left over for grammar lessons. Knowing the guys in this band and from where they came, I have to say they (at least Rich and Dave) are talented musicians and are just getting flak from maybe a bad show? Are all of you saying you never saw BFS (with that shitbag Mike D or Dave what-his-face as the singer), or Painful Pleasure play a decent show? They've made some changes, but for the most part, the foundation of Saint to Sinner has been a solid part if the Providence/Worcester metal community for quite some time. I don't see any of you posting your bands - or are you all a bunch of tampon throwing pussies? No - I am not a member, groupie, lover, or anything of the band. I just think you guys hate because you're jealous. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:40pm - arilliusbm ""] 1st |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:43pm - largefreakatzero ""] Strong 2nd |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:52pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] "I don't see any of you posting your bands" wait, wut? What do you mean? All SORTS of people post about their bands on here? Here's mine: A thread all about BOARCORPSE (my band) "but for the most part, the foundation of Saint to Sinner has been a solid part if the Providence/Worcester metal community for quite some time." wait, wait, than wouldn't someone have heard of them? This is the people that have heard of them... kthnxby. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:53pm - arilliusbm ""] If you're looking for a valid response, I can give you one to the best of my ability: No, the people here aren't jealous. The fact that the band's biography says "LOOK AT US!" and Rich Bova's personal myspace claims he is the "best" clearly does not make anyone here jealous; most people here can shred or at least do stuff the Bova god can do. It is a silly thing that spawned a series of jokes and in reality, no one here really knows the guy (at least I think so.) But if you claim to be the best shredder in all of New England then there is something wrong with the picture. A lot of the people that post here are/were in bands that are signed, do tours, and have a fan base. So to put it bluntly: someone should not claim they're the best at something ever. It's only a cry for attention and an ego boost. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 5:57pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] and come on, they said her vocals were "god-like". That's ASKING to be made fun of. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:01pm - Doomkid ""] Eat my tampon: The Arkham White > Saint to Sinner |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:23pm - RustyPS ""] HYEO us and The Arkham White had the pleasure of playing with Saint To Sinner a couple of weekends back at KC's Tap...they were so wonderful that after we played, they took their equipment and left even though they're from Providence and lived the closest of the 4 bands playing, and 2 bands had yet to play: The Arkham White and 16 Stitches (who I believe put the show together)...so bands that don't have the respect to stick around for a whole show, especially when the band that put you on the show hasn't played yet, get an A+ in my book...great bunch of people (oh, btw, the Sarcasm Meter is through the roof, in case anyone couldn't figure that out) |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:37pm - Whatever ""] Okay - I agree - not staying for the whole show sucks - and yes, saying the vocals are god-like, and claiming youa re the best at any one given thing is inviting criticism. But so much criticism? Not so much. They are (or were) a decent band the last time I heard them, and back in the day (a year or two ago) Rich, Dave and Chip (Calise - no longer a band member), under a different name, had the utmost respect for all bands they played with (and a good many of them sucked) - and stuck around until the end of every show - and most of the bands they played with did not. And nobody tore an of those bands new assholes (or maybe they did and I never noticed). |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:38pm - Whatever ""] Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:42pm - Doomkid ""] Whatever said:Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. Zing? |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:49pm - Sacreligion ""] Over-hyphen-ated zing. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:50pm - Whatever ""] Whatever said:Doomkid - your tampon is so far up your ass - it's a wonder you can't eat it yourself. Zing? Little bit. |
| _________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:52pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] ok, so now that you have agreed with the major points that are being made fun of... Let me fill you in on something about RTTP. If something is funny (making Bova-isms in a Norris-isms sort of manner) than people will continue adding to the thread till it can't be funny anymore. ESPECIALLY if what the thread is about is inherently silly, or way over the top. So while you might not have seen similar "roastings" of other bands for seemingly identical offenses, it happens here because the stars aligned... and it was hilarious. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 6:54pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] wutteverrrrrr |
| ______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:07pm - Nobody_Cares ""] Hold on I got one. Jay-Z has now changed his alias from Jay Hova to Jay BOVA. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:21pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] Desiree considers herself a prodigy, I consider her singing a failure on par with internet service provider Prodigy. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:22pm - Sacreligion ""] B to the Izzo. V to the Izza. |
| _____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:26pm - Sacreligion ""] He's shreddin his metal but he really should do pliés. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 7:34pm - Whatever ""] It's not roasting so much as.....you guys are like, well, I don't have anything as not funny as this to compare. Kind of sad...and geeky. Wait - let me over-hyphenate so Sacreligion has something to say - GOD (oh yep - I said GOD - and hyphenated) knows I don't want him to feel left out - what he says is so integral to every conversation. |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:06pm - xgodzillax ""] someone is riding rich bovas dick, hard. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:11pm - whatever ""] Jun 18,2009 8:06pm - xgodzillax] someone is riding rich bovas dick, hard. Is it you ? |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:12pm - whatever ""] Maybe xgodzillax is just jealous cuz nobody is sticking up for his sorry ass......and nothing he has is sticking up for itself.... |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:14pm - xgodzillax ""] whatever said: Is it you ? no sir. i have no aspirations to be rich bova. kthxbi bova bova, darkside. bova bova, complete |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 8:20pm - FuckIsMySignature ""] xgodzillax kicks people in the face... thats called credibility in this business |
| _______________________________ [Jun 18,2009 9:02pm - Hoser ""] OMG I just listened. This is insane CRAP. HAHAHAHAHA, it's hilarious. |
| __________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 9:50pm - archaeon ""] This just in, scientists have chosen to pay their respect to god know as Rich Bova, from the astounding band "Saints and Sinners", by renaming the Super Nova to the "Super Bova" because they are busting at the seems with heavy metal. \m/ |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:04pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] so here's the real question, if everyone on here is so stupid and childish.. why do you care? |
| __________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:07pm - BoarcorpseJimbo ""] and if you'll notice i put these " " around roastings so that you would know it was sarcastic. Roasting usually implies that the people ridiculing are actually doing it in good fun, and that they really do appreciate the person being roasted... obviously not the case. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:26pm - MillenialKingdom ""] This should be the new neverending thread of death. |
| _______________________________________ [Jun 18,2009 11:35pm - goatcatalyst ""] [img] |
| ____________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 2:00am - PatMeebles ""] Oh god, if only I could be pregnant with Bova's spawn! |
| ______________________________ [Jun 19,2009 7:57am - Yeti ""] Rich Bova plays with adamantium strings and uses dragon scales as picks. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 8:29am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] So should I be the first one to log out and post as "whatever" and making it sound as if I'm the original poster and start talking shit for hilarity's sake? Or does someone else want to start? |
| ________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 9:22am - xmikex ""] like a champagne super bova in the sky |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:23pm - whatever ""] Sad....and a little bit funny - if you guys weren't talking about someone I know and like, I would probably find it funnier. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:35pm - whatever ""] ...but i don't find it funny because your all stupid hessians. I dare one of you "guitar players" to put a video up in this thread with you shredding anywhere CLOSE to my buddy Rich's skillz. So there, enough witless banter, the challenge has been set, let's see if any of you can really play. |
| ______________________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:36pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""] whatever said:Sad....and a little bit funny - if you guys weren't talking about someone I know and like, I would probably find it funnier. The problem isn't us, we're not friends with a self-absorbed chode who gets haircuts from Korn's barber. |
| _________________________________ [Jun 19,2009 4:47pm - Doomkid ""] whatever said:...but i don't find it funny because your all stupid hessians. I dare one of you "guitar players" to put a video up in this thread with you shredding anywhere CLOSE to my buddy Rich's skillz. So there, enough witless banter, the challenge has been set, let's see if any of you can really play. I do hate having to repeat myself, but since you're mentally handicapped I'll indulge: The Arkham White > Saint to Sinner |