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Best band biography EVER!

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[Jun 10,2009 3:44am - PatMeebles ""]
his gruff, yet shapely facial hair reminds me of color me badd.

And I would feel bad for all the pity head bobbing if they didn't decide that the only thing that makes a band good is their bio and late 90's numetal dudebraids.
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[Jun 10,2009 10:06am - Kevord ""]
I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.
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[Jun 10,2009 10:13am - RustyPS ""]

Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.
LMAO
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[Jun 10,2009 10:41am - metal_church101 ""]

Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.


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I was thinking it was like forming Devastator.
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[Jun 10,2009 11:25am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.


Rich Brova is to RttP as Pearl Harbor is to World War II for Amerca.
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[Jun 11,2009 4:05am - Black beauty  ""]
THEY R NOT HOBBY ROCKERS!!!!!!!
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[Jun 11,2009 8:59am - pam ""]

Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.


hahahah

"With a bit of magic and fate, the band was completed when the 24 year old Female prodigy Desiree Villegas walked into the studio were the three members had been waiting with much anticipation, were she had taken them by storm with her wide range of vocal skills, and Brilliant melodies."

:nuke:
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[Jun 11,2009 9:08am - largefreakatzero ""]

PatMeebles said:his gruff, yet shapely facial hair reminds me of color me badd.

And I would feel bad for all the pity head bobbing if they didn't decide that the only thing that makes a band good is their bio and late 90's numetal dudebraids.



You're just enamoured with his rugged good looks and his mesmerizing solos.
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[Jun 11,2009 9:22am - joeycobra ""]

metal_church101 said:
Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other.


[img]

I was thinking it was like forming Devastator.



[img]

I feel like I would have made a good cement truck transformer....
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[Jun 11,2009 9:23am - SkinSandwich ""]
[img]
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[Jun 11,2009 9:56am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
They speak!



From: Michael Sweatpants Disco
To: Saint To Sinner
Date: Jun 8, 2009 4:58 PM
Subject: Saint to Sinner reviews!


http://forum.returntothepit.com/view.php?formid=60941

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From: Saint To Sinner
To: Michael Sweatpants Disco
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews!


sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies.....
We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags,

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From: Michael Sweatpants Disco
To: Saint To Sinner
Date: Jun 11, 2009 9:55 AM
Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews!


I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake.
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[Jun 11,2009 9:57am - arilliusbm ""]
hahahahaha

I love how they come right out and say shit when they got no clue about anything in the local scene or any of the bands
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[Jun 11,2009 10:02am - SkinSandwich ""]
"I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake"

HAHA!! I just rolled!
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[Jun 11,2009 10:07am - largefreakatzero ""]
"I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake."

I just spewed snot out of my nose.
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[Jun 11,2009 10:09am - metal_church101 ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

From: Michael Sweatpants Disco
To: Saint To Sinner
Date: Jun 11, 2009 9:55 AM
Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews!


I want to suck all your cocks while I fuck your singer with a rake.



Ha!!!!
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[Jun 11,2009 10:10am - pam ""]
Just when you thought this thread couldn't get any better...
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[Jun 11,2009 10:18am - metal_church101 ""]
:duffbeer: This Thread!!! :duffbeer:
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[Jun 11,2009 10:20am - RustyPS ""]
BOVA HAS SPOKEN...EVERYONE BOW TO HIM
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[Jun 11,2009 10:22am - metal_church101 ""]

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
From: Saint To Sinner
To: Michael Sweatpants Disco
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews!


sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies.....
We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags,




I didn't realize there were a bunch of screamo bands on this board.
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[Jun 11,2009 10:34am - arilliusbm ""]
nothing worse than a band that acts like rockstars and have nothing to back it up
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[Jun 11,2009 10:41am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
I have a rake and some mouthwash if anybody wants to hit up one of their shows.
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[Jun 11,2009 10:43am - largefreakatzero ""]
Mouthwash? I would never want to wash the taste of Bova away.
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[Jun 11,2009 10:43am - Yeti ""]
i'm a bona fide Bova lova.
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[Jun 11,2009 11:08am - the_reverend ""]
the music isn't that bad...
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[Jun 11,2009 11:09am - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

largefreakatzero said:Mouthwash? I would never want to wash the taste of Bova away.


hahahaha
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[Jun 11,2009 11:09am - the_reverend ""]
the funniest part of this thread is that msd's myspace says michael sd.
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[Jun 11,2009 11:42am - Kevord ""]

the_reverend said:the music isn't that bad...


Sometimes mediocre is worse then bad.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:03pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]

the_reverend said:the funniest part of this thread is that msd's myspace says michael sd.


Sooo?
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[Jun 11,2009 12:07pm - Kadoog‘n‘stuff  ""]
Michaels S.ucks D.ick ohhhhhhhhh

shit son, you got zingededededed. By Aaron.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:13pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
:((((((((((((
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[Jun 11,2009 12:22pm - xmikex ""]
I heard if you swallow Rich Bova's load a BC Rich warlock grows in your stomach.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:28pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""]
hahahahahaahahahahaahaha
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[Jun 11,2009 12:29pm - xgodzillax ""]
[img]
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[Jun 11,2009 12:36pm - xmikex ""]
[img]

It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:37pm - xmikex ""]
going nowhere


My effortless lazy band has out-toured theirs.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:39pm - xgodzillax ""]

xmikex said:going nowhere


My effortless lazy band has out-toured theirs.





hahaha, and this is true
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[Jun 11,2009 12:55pm - the_reverend ""]
I smell a blood for blood song.
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[Jun 11,2009 12:57pm - joeycobra ""]

xmikex said:[img]

It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr.



What band will be sending them a myspace message stating they started "Tucked In Shirt Fat Girl Metal" and that Saint To Sinner are a poser band?
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[Jun 11,2009 12:58pm - ouchdrummer ""]
wow, that pic is breathtaking.
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[Jun 11,2009 1:00pm - RustyPS ""]

xgodzillax said:[img]
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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[Jun 11,2009 1:05pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
speaking of Rich Bovas awesomeness how come no one has posted his...

SOLO MATERIAL!

http://www.myspace.com/bovabfs


or is this the FABLED Best Friend Solitude?!
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[Jun 11,2009 1:05pm - Yeti ""]
Tom you just opened a can of worms haha.
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[Jun 11,2009 1:06pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
lets go fishin
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[Jun 11,2009 1:07pm - the_reverend ""]
http://www.bestfriendsolitude.com/
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[Jun 11,2009 1:09pm - Doomkid ""]
From: Saint To Sinner
To: Michael Sweatpants Disco
Date: Jun 10, 2009 10:02 PM
Subject: RE: Saint to Sinner reviews!


sweet, coming from a bunch of fat, out of shape, no talent, going nowhere,screamo, death metal high schoolers, who are shit talkin pussies.....
We respectfully take that as a compliment from the local shitbags,



[img]
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[Jun 11,2009 1:10pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
Literally Copy & Pasted from the Press section:

"The National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences Committee
has placed Best Friend Solitude on the
Official Ballot for the 2007 Grammy Awards"


:shocked:
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[Jun 11,2009 1:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
If Rich Bova ever plays the Grammies, I'LL be the SOY BOMB guy this time.
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[Jun 11,2009 1:16pm - metal_church101 ""]

joeycobra said:
xmikex said:[img]

It's a 3 BR apartment with a large living room & kitchen space. Walking distance to Oak Grove T station and buses. Heat, Hot Water, and groundbreaking metal fusion band Saint to Sinner (who will totally pay you back for rent after their demo goes platinum) included. Cats OK - purrrrr.



What band will be sending them a myspace message stating they started "Tucked In Shirt Fat Girl Metal" and that Saint To Sinner are a poser band?



We should nominate a band from RTTP here to send that to Saint to Sinner.:point:
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[Jun 11,2009 5:22pm - pam ""]

FuckIsMySignature said:speaking of Rich Bovas awesomeness how come no one has posted his...

SOLO MATERIAL!



HAHAHA... someone wants to be Clutch.
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[Jun 11,2009 5:26pm - pam ""]
MSD, they're playing the New Wave in September...get your rake ready!

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