Best band biography EVER![views:118575][posts:322]____________________________________ [Jun 25,2009 5:34pm - PatMeebles ""] I suppose there's one more point to make. Watching Bova and "Whatever" trying to bring us down to their level by demanding to know why we're not all world-famous signed arena-packing musicians is about as funny as a heroin junkie trying to claim a smoker is just as bad because they're both not "healthy," which isn't funny; just sad. |
| ________________________________ [Jul 4,2009 10:18pm - zyklon ""] Holy shit!!! hahahahaah whoever wrote that bio is seriously fucked up... |
| ______________________________________ [Jul 4,2009 11:03pm - the_reverend ""] boblovesmusic said:still hurts my eyes to read that hahaYeah, it burnt my retinas. |
| _________________________________________ [Jul 5,2009 3:06am - douchebag_patrol ""] http://www.asexstories.com/Tranny-Surprise-1/ When I left my high school, I decided to go on a gap year and travel the world to see lots of interesting people and ways of life. My first stop was Thailand which was great and I had so much fun partying with my friends as around 5 of us went on the trip. After Thailand the next stop was in Brazil and due to the time of the year the nightlife was truly amazing. We had decided to stay in a rather swanky hotel as this was a dangerous place from what we heard from the guides and people there. The first night out was great and we drank a lot and got to know the clubs nearby before making it back to the hotel to pass out. The second night however is one that has been imprinted in my mind for a long time... We went to the first club and I split from the group of us to talk to others in the bar, I started talking to a woman and she was so funny and really rather attractive like no one I had seen before, there was something special about her. ANyway we carried on talking all night and she explained that she lived quite far away, so in the mood for a bit of action I invited her to stay in my place that was right round the corner. She followed me round the streets and up the lift in the hotel before we reached my room. As soon as i opened the door she was all over me and i wasn't going to stop her because she was incredible looking. WE continued to kiss passionately before I pushed her onto my bed and got on top of her removing my shirt. She removed hers and I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed but she had amazing tits so round and really quite big but I new she must have had implants for those sort of breasts. I buried my face in them and we continued to laugh while I slowly slipped in some dirty talk, explaining that I was going to shove my cock deep inside her dripping pussy. The foreplay had been and gone and so she rolled me over and kissed her way down my chest towards my now firm, throbbing cock. She pulled down my shorts and started to suck me off. It was amazing and she had clearly had lots of experience as she was so damn good and I can remember it to this day. She continued to suck going from my dick to my balls and I could feel I was close to cumming so I said that I wanted to pleasure her and hold it in until later. She turned over and got up and started to do a sort of strip tease. She pulled down her very short skirt and revealed her nice white thong, I couldn't believe her ass it was so damn good. Then something strange happened. While still turned round she said 'promise you won't be angry or upset', obviously i asked why, but she was insistent I promised and so I obliged. she pulled down her thong and turned round. There it was right in front of me was a big floppy cock, it even challenged mine in size at around 7-8 inches. I thought about what had happened but then I pushed it aside, why not I told myself. I grabbed hr hips and pulled her towards me, while she was still standing I took her cock deep into my mouth, I was surprised at how far down her shaft I made it. It was surprisingly good I loved to suck cock, especially as she had tits also. She asked me if i was daring and i said yes, in a flash she flipped me over so my ass was straight in the air and she started to spank me. It was such a good feeling and my cock was so hard I thought it was going to shoot off. In the moment and the horniness that had overcome me I shouted out ' stick that cock up my ass'. Next thing I knew was a 7 inch cock being rammed up my incredibly tight asshole. at first it hurt and i screamed in pain but after only minutes i was enjoying it so much. We changed positions and I sat ontop of her using my legs to draw her dick in and out of my ass. I then felt a warm jet right into my asshole, she had cum inside of me and the feeling was great, I almost came myself at the feeling. She said it was my turn and so got up and pushed me over again she stood over me and bent down until her ass was right over the tip of my cock. She forced her ass down over my cock and it was a great feeling I came after only 4 rams up her ass but continued to go. We were now on the floor and I was all over her kissing her neck and playing with her tongue with my own. Just then all my friends walk in, they had had a key from reception, I didn't even notice but kept on ramming her, luckily they saw that I was in the middle of something and left, to this day most do not know it was a tranny. I took my dick out of her ass and went down on hers, we got into the 69 position and continued to suck. She came all in my mouth and i came in hers, I swallowed every drop and it actually tasted great. I then pretty much passed out on the bed. When I woke up it was like we were a couple, wrapped round each other in an embrace her tits right next to my face. She then said 'this holiday will be great and maybe your friends would be interested in me and my friend.' We continued to fuck every night trying new things in different positions until the last night when my friend joined in also. All three of us kissed each other and we fucked like a sandwich, I penetrated my friends asshole and took his cum in my mouth, talk about a holiday. |
| ________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 9:49am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Sacreligion said:Vibravado? RTTP: #1 hit for "Vibravado" LOL |
| ________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:01am - sever ""] lolololol, what is this nonsense? I can't seem to wrap my mind around this Rich Bova character. Is he Jesus? Can we nail him to a cross? |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 14,2009 10:10am - thegreatspaldino ""] he is the greatest shredder in the state apparently... you know... because joe stump sucks and stuff. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 6:56pm - Demon1 ""] An updated bullshit bio It is a rare occurrence when a band comes along that can be described as truly original. That however is exactly what Rhode Island- based Saint to Sinner has accomplished. This rock/metal act has seamlessly blended an array of hooks, harmonies and melodies amidst a sonically aggressive wall of sound in turn creating a musical niche unlike no other. Although Saint to Sinner formed in 2008, its members Rich Bova, Dave Vogel and Nick Tolias have an extensive résumé of recording and touring in there respective previous projects while newcomer, Desiree Villegas, brings fresh ,dynamically skilled and highly polished vocal arrangements into the mix. The result is elements of music that any listener is familiar with but has not heard meshed in such a unique way thus creating limitless crossover potential. When a new band drops, the most obvious question is “who do they sound like”. Upon hearing the debut work titled " The Unveiling", that question becomes irrelevant and is replaced by “who will be the next Saint to Sinner”. |
| ________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 10:07pm - xmikex ""] Placido Domingo heard Desiree Villegas and cut his own vocal chords out. |
| ______________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 10:13pm - the_reverend ""] i thought they broke up for a second there. PHEW! |
| ___________________________________________ [Aug 9,2010 11:27pm - xFuck Loggin Inx ""] [img] |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:17am - DestroyYouAlot ""] I just love the "dick is bro" reference at the top of the thread. I miss dick is bro. |
| _____________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 9:07am - ouchdrummer ""] holy crap, i just skimmed through this again and had major lulz. thank god |
| ___________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 9:10am - arktouros ""] don't fuck with the classicks, dick is bro |
| ____________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 11:49am - FuckIsMySignature ""] Demon1 said:“who will be the next Saint to Sinner”. ahahaha |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:33pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:36pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:47pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| _________________________________________ [Aug 10,2010 1:52pm - metal_church101 ""] Kevord said:I love when everyone on RTTP forms like Voltron to flame others instead of fighting amongst each other. Well worth the re-read. |
| ________________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 12:12pm - hauptpflucker ""] "unlike no other" |
| _________________________________ [Aug 28,2010 3:19pm - sxealex ""] ULTRA POSTTTTTT |
| ________________________________________ [Jun 6,2011 11:08am - DestroyYouAlot ""] Haha, just read this to my girlfriend. Her head asplode. |
| ___________________________________ [Jun 6,2011 11:26am - dreadkill ""] bova is boyfriend metal |
| ____________________________________ [Jan 8,2012 11:15am - awww fuck ""] hey manowarrior, here's some real metal for you! |
| ________________________________________ [May 3,2012 10:37pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Hahahaha, I just read the entire S2S bio to my girlfriend in my best "In a world..." voice. |
| ___________________________________ [May 4,2012 1:47am - Alx_Casket ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Haha, just read this to my girlfriend. Her head asplode. DestroyYouAlot said:Hahahaha, I just read the entire S2S bio to my girlfriend in my best "In a world..." voice. You read her this thread once a year? Vibravados, good sir. |
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| ___________________________________________ [Oct 21,2017 11:59pm - LEWCENT GREEVEZ ""] rebecca seems like a bitch whats up |
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