Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
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[Dec 13,2010 2:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/vga-10-tba-game-2/708369
(VIDEO TRAILER)
Looks like it's going to be sick. 11/11/11
[Dec 13,2010 2:30pm - sinistas ""]
Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)
[Dec 13,2010 2:32pm - narkybark ""]
this is relevant to my interests
[Dec 13,2010 2:33pm - blessed offal ""]
will be great, but what a useless trailer
[Dec 13,2010 2:36pm - Slag NLI ""]
Seriously useless. But excited. Using a new engine also.
[Dec 13,2010 2:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
ACTUAL SCREENSHOT
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[Dec 13,2010 2:51pm - ark ""]
Psyched! Was wondering if they were going to use a new engine or recycle the same one again..
[Dec 13,2010 2:52pm - AndrewBastard ""]
PSYCHEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new engine, I read.
[Dec 13,2010 2:53pm - ark ""]
PSYYYYYYYYYYYYKE
[Dec 13,2010 2:54pm - ark ""]
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[Dec 13,2010 3:04pm - blessed offal ""]
did anyone ever play any of the kings quest games by sierra? 5 was great.
[Dec 13,2010 3:10pm - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah...might and magic were awesome too
[Dec 13,2010 3:11pm - Slag ""]
Kings Quest/Space Quest /Indiana Jones/Day of the Tentacle so backed.
[Dec 13,2010 3:11pm - BobNOMAAMRooney nli ""]
DISCOVER THE FATE OF ATLANTIS YOU WON'T
[Dec 13,2010 3:12pm - AndrewBastard ""]
this place makes my fav old school homage RPG games:
http://www.spiderwebsoftware.com/
Avernum FTW
for fans of:
Realmz
Exile Series
Warlords II
old school gamers
[Jan 18,2011 9:11am - Alx_Casket ""]
Various gameplay details: http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/114/1143527p1.html
[Jan 18,2011 9:48am - AndrewBastard ""]
i just got an exclusive preview quest demo CD of this...its incredible
[Jan 18,2011 10:05am - Slag NLI ""]
lol
[Jan 18,2011 10:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
im an hour into it... Total cult dungeon crawl
[Jan 18,2011 10:52am - Slag NLI ""]
oh... you were serious. How'd you get that?
[Jan 18,2011 11:10am - AndrewBastard ""]
you have to talk to the old lady by the river in the shivering isles...she gives you a code you can enter on their website for a preview disc...
[Jan 18,2011 11:26am - the_reverend ""]
I don't think I even go to the shivering isles
[Jan 18,2011 11:40am - AndrewBastard ""]
i'm completely lying here...
if there was a demo of it out, it'd be everywhere.
I barely played shivering isles too because my HD shit the bed and you had to play that expansion directly off the HD instead of the CD
[Jan 18,2011 12:06pm - Martins ""]
Been goofing around in Oblivion lately on my new machine. Tons of graphical mods on it.
Pretty excited for this.
[Jan 18,2011 12:07pm - the_reverend ""]
I have morrowind sitting upstairs.
[Jan 18,2011 12:13pm - narkybark ""]
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[Jan 18,2011 12:15pm - AndrewBastard ""]
OH EM GEE
[Feb 13,2011 5:58pm - AndrewBastard ""]
http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/142/14267318/imgs_1.html
[Feb 13,2011 6:54pm - truequintessence ""]
Will buy..
[Feb 13,2011 7:50pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
fucking hell... Bethesda kills it every time.
[Feb 13,2011 7:52pm - Doomkid ""]
I think I remember this image from my 2nd Edition AD+D players guide.
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[Feb 13,2011 7:53pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
"Smell it. Enjoy.
It's like God's vagina.
What, you wanna bathe in it?
I wanna live in here."
[Feb 13,2011 7:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
truequintessence said:Will buy..
Frank?
[Feb 13,2011 8:06pm - arilliusbm ""]
For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..
FACT BOMB
[Feb 13,2011 8:17pm - dickbag ""]
Hopefully this is the best game ever. Morrowind and Oblivion could have been the best games ever but it seemed like the creators didn't put as much into the story and funness as they put into the cutting edge style of gameplay, especially Morrowind. Don't get me wrong. They're awesome games but it kind of seemed like frosting the best cake ever with just a very good frosting.
[Feb 13,2011 8:18pm - dickbag ""]
It's gay that the PC is getting phased out for gaming. Especially when WOW is earning billions of dollars. It just doesn't make sense.
[Feb 13,2011 8:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
dickbag said:It's gay that the PC is getting phased out for gaming.
Agreed. Steam is the new PC gaming.
I miss the old days of walking into an Electronic's Boutique and seeing a whole wall dedicated to PC Games. Now you're lucky to get one tiny shelf in the back. And it's all shitty games.
[Feb 24,2011 12:29pm - narkybark ""]
New video, bitches
bennyhillifier
They brought the Morrowind music back!
[Feb 24,2011 12:30pm - AndrewBastard ""]
bonersauce
[Feb 24,2011 12:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
looks sick
[Feb 24,2011 1:04pm - Alx_Casket ""]
That's not a pokemon, that's a chinese myth dragon.
[Feb 24,2011 1:14pm - Slag NLI ""]
HARD IN MY PANTs
[Feb 24,2011 1:18pm - Blessed Offal ""]
fuck I wanna watch that new video but my phones not having it. Is there in game footage? Cuz the last trailer was useless.
[Feb 24,2011 1:30pm - C.dEAd ""]
There is actual gameplay this time and it was running on 360. Looks like a huge improvement.
[Feb 24,2011 3:04pm - BlessedOffal ""]
yea i just watched it. CANT WAIT
[Feb 24,2011 3:20pm - mattkings ""]
Amazing
[Jun 8,2011 5:58pm - Slag ""]
Consoles to be the lead platform for Skyrim, aim to make it “really accessible”
[Jun 8,2011 5:59pm - Slag ""]
ugh.
[Jun 8,2011 6:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
Pc Gaming is dead. I'm going to take my life with it.
[Jun 8,2011 6:19pm - narkybark ""]
and then quit RTTP.
[Jun 8,2011 6:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
FREEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOMMMM
[Jun 8,2011 6:31pm - BlessedOffalNLI ""]
BlessedOffal said:CANT WAIT
[Jun 8,2011 6:56pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Slag said:Consoles to be the lead platform for Skyrim, aim to make it “really accessible”
good!
[Jun 8,2011 9:37pm - vaettir ""]
Just upgraded my video card and power supply for this. RPG=meant for PC
[Jun 8,2011 9:43pm - arilliusbm ""]
vaettir said:Just upgraded my video card and power supply for this. RPG=meant for PC
Backd
[Jun 8,2011 9:56pm - narkybark ""]
This is coming out a month after Dark Souls. I am going to live in a cave for a while.
[Jun 8,2011 10:44pm - vaettir ""]
bennyhillifier
Possibly relative to interests on this thread.
[Jun 12,2011 10:12pm - Alx_Casket ""]
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/53441/the-elder...-scrolls-v-skyrim-e3-gameplay-demo/
fapfapfap
[Jun 12,2011 10:47pm - arilliusbm ""]
meh. looks like oblivion. reality simulation.
[Jun 12,2011 10:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
ride a dragon or hockomock
[Jun 12,2011 10:53pm - the_reverend ""]
I have morrowind sitting right in front of me.
[Jun 12,2011 11:05pm - the_reverend ""]
it looks awesome. I hated the fighting of elder scrolls.
[Jun 12,2011 11:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:it looks awesome. I hated the fighting of elder scrolls.
I also hate when older scrolls stand up on my shelving unit and start fighting. The young ones just watch from afar.
[Jun 13,2011 3:53am - truequintessence ""]
arilliusbm said:
truequintessence said:Will buy..
Frank?
Yes Jim what is it?
[Jun 13,2011 5:47am - arilliusbm ""]
Nothing really. Wasn't sure if you're Frankovhell as well
[Jun 13,2011 7:56am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
I've never even hear of Witcher...was it PC only?
[Jun 13,2011 8:56am - C.dEAD ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:I've never even hear of Witcher...was it PC only?
PC only. The Witcher 2 is coming to 360 though.
[Jun 13,2011 10:56am - arkquimanthorn ""]
The Witcher 2 is the best RPG since Oblivion and has far better storytelling. The world isn't as "open" but it doesn't hold your hand either. I didn't know it was coming out for 360 but that's good news because I know you'd like it Andrew.
[Jun 13,2011 2:43pm - AndrewBastard ""]
y'all need to watch THIS gameplay video!
bennyhillifier
[Jul 5,2011 2:15pm - AndrewBastard ""]
WATCH THIS VIDEO
[Jul 5,2011 8:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
looks like an upgraded version of Oblivion
[Jul 5,2011 9:29pm - narkybark ""]
Who would've thunk?
[Jul 5,2011 9:33pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
im psyched this new one will actually have monsters you fight oppose to rats and skeletons, nonetheless its fun anyways.
[Jul 5,2011 9:55pm - vaettir ""]
arkquimanthorn said:The Witcher 2 is the best RPG since Oblivion and has far better storytelling. The world isn't as "open" but it doesn't hold your hand either. I didn't know it was coming out for 360 but that's good news because I know you'd like it Andrew.
Brutally hard at times, but agreed, one of the best games in...forever. Well worth the video card upgrade.
[Jul 6,2011 3:23am - Blessed_Offal ""]
Watched video. Came.
[Jul 6,2011 8:23am - arilliusbm ""]
Wiped up with Ghost shirt.
[Aug 4,2011 5:23pm - AndrewBastard ""]
http://uk.xbox360.ign.com/articles/118/1181905p1.html
[Aug 4,2011 5:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
"5 major cities" ??? WTF is this shit. BRING BACK DAGGERFALL
[Aug 4,2011 6:03pm - ark ""]
oblivion had only one!
[Aug 4,2011 6:06pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Can't talk now, roaming an entire continent in Ultima IV from fucking 1985. Lemme know when technology catches up to 1985 standards, I'll get excited.
[Aug 4,2011 6:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
DestroyYouAlot said:Can't talk now, roaming an entire continent in Ultima IV from fucking 1985. Lemme know when technology catches up to 1985 standards, I'll get excited.
lol. True. Daggerfall's map was the equivalent of the size of the UK
[Aug 4,2011 6:35pm - LucidCurse ""]
Cant fucking wait. playin the witcher 2 in the meantime
[Aug 4,2011 8:32pm - AndrewBastard ""]
look at the image gallery on that link....i just fap'd to it
[Aug 4,2011 9:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
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[Aug 4,2011 10:16pm - sinistas ""]
Damn, that's awesome.
[Aug 5,2011 12:08am - Charles River ""]
this game looks SOOO BAD. only posers would play it. fantasy dumb.
[Aug 5,2011 12:32am - frankovhell ""]
duel wielding spells sounds pretty cool , can't wait to quit my job and play this all winter.
[Aug 17,2011 10:38pm - Alx_Casket ""]
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/54813/the-elder...-scrolls-5-skyrim-hands-on-preview/
[Aug 18,2011 9:03am - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:[img]
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it actually looks like Eddie (maiden mascot, ya fag)
[Aug 18,2011 9:20am - arilliusbm ""]
Haha it does
[Aug 18,2011 9:26am - arktouros ""]
Still debating getting it for PC or PS3. Bethesda said it would be more oriented towards consoles. I don't know how I feel about that, but I do like the idea of melting into my recliner to play it.
[Aug 18,2011 9:37am - arilliusbm ""]
Get a better computer chair.
[Aug 18,2011 9:41am - arktouros ""]
actually *raises glasses up* i have one of these. it fucking rules.
http://www.hon.com/Products/Chairs/MAM1.aspx
[Aug 18,2011 9:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
get it for 360 and win
[Aug 18,2011 10:23am - SLAAAAG NLI ""]
get it for 360 if you like shitty graphics
[Aug 18,2011 10:26am - arilliusbm ""]
SLAAAAG%20NLI said:get it for 360 if you like shitty graphics
Cards in PC are better. I think this argument is silly, although if it's made for 360 it might run smoother. I want to see comparison videos soon
[Aug 18,2011 10:30am - Alx_Casket ""]
PC is the obvious choice. They're just saying that it'll be better for consoles so that I won't download it.
[Aug 18,2011 10:33am - arktouros ""]
if fallouts and oblivion are any indication, they look infinitely better on PC. you can crank the settings, and the consoles just don't have the memory for the draw distance and better textures. ALSO remember that most games run in 720P which is ONLY 1280x720, usually you run PC games in at least 1600x900. there's really no comparison, the only difference is the way a TV projects it's image versus a computer monitor. TV projects in large format which makes "small" resolutions appear larger, but pixels are still easier to see in console games.
[Aug 18,2011 10:35am - arktouros ""]
and if the argument is Xbox vs. PS3 then PS3's hardware is better and developers are squeezing more out of the PS3 these days. The Xbox came out in 2005 and PS3 in 2006, they are ancient in hardware age.
[Aug 18,2011 10:35am - AndrewBastard ""]
FUCK ALL OF YOU...360 or Phalse
[Aug 18,2011 10:41am - arktouros ""]
fanboy gauntlet has been tossed
[Aug 18,2011 10:43am - arktouros ""]
arilliusbm said:although if it's made for 360 it might run smoother. i think they just mean the menus and control scheme will just be more "accessible", not really tuned to run better on anything.
[Aug 18,2011 10:46am - AndrewBastard ""]
i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...
[Aug 18,2011 11:09am - Alx_Casket ""]
A bunch of game devs have said that the control scheme is better on console than PC. PC controls for Oblivion were just fine, and when it comes to dual wielding and other commands, I have enough buttons on my mouse to handle everything. And my ps3 controller works on my PC if all else fails. What.
[Aug 18,2011 12:15pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
AndrewBastard said:i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...this statement CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME
[Aug 18,2011 12:34pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Blessed%20Offal%20NLI said:
AndrewBastard said:i'd play on console if i had a half way decent PC but I have a terrible laptop...this statement CONFUSES AND ENRAGES ME
it does that to me too...i wouldnt play on PC..only console is real.
Havent PC game'd since WCII/Diablo/Starcraft Blizzard Hey Days
[Aug 18,2011 12:48pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
yea me neither for the most part but I played alot of day of defeat and natural selection via Steam
[Oct 11,2011 6:49am - arilliusbm ""]
One month away.
Fuck the Anthrax show, this is more important.
[Oct 11,2011 8:21am - AndrewBastard ""]
SO PUMPED...perfect release for winter...much less reason to go outside!
[Oct 11,2011 9:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
Just enough time for me to finish up Dead Island.
[Oct 11,2011 10:44am - AndrewBastard ""]
is dead island on 360?
[Oct 11,2011 10:45am - AndrewBastard ""]
oh nm...im thinking of a different game.
im not into zombie killing games
[Oct 17,2011 2:46pm - ark ""]
new shots...
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[Oct 17,2011 2:46pm - ark ""]
orrrr just go here
http://imgur.com/a/qQnwM#2
[Oct 17,2011 2:49pm - AndrewBastard ""]
pre ordering on friday with paycheck
[Oct 17,2011 2:51pm - AndrewBastard ""]
also...masterbating to new screen shots
[Oct 18,2011 7:49am - Martins ""]
AndrewBastard said:also...masterbating to new screen shots
Apparently those screenshots are from the console versions. I wanna see some PC shots or get some minimum/recc'd specs for srsly.
[Oct 18,2011 7:57am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm playing it on xbox 360...always have so I'm pretty psyched.
[Oct 18,2011 8:13am - arilliusbm ""]
360 is inferior nigga
[Oct 18,2011 8:40am - AndrewBastard ""]
YEAH WELL I USE AN APPLE LAPTOP AT HOME SO "PC" ISN'T REALLY AN OPTION NOW IS IT?
I prefer it on console honestly. The only games I prefer on PCs are ones where you're using a mouse to do things, ie diablo, warcraft, command and conquer etc. I never understood how people played those on console...
But I preferred games like doom/duke nukem/q3e with a controller hooked up to my PC; why not just play on console?
[Oct 18,2011 8:47am - arilliusbm ""]
I guess it's just a matter of preference. I personally cant stand playing ANY 1st person game with a controller.
Also, the video card in 360 is outdated, although they made it for the console.
That was a major backstab to us PC fags because all previous Elder Scrolls games were designed as PC games first and foremost.
[Oct 18,2011 9:12am - ark ""]
the PC version won't suffer any. don't worry. xbox is the old crotchety console by now but it won't detract from the experience. I'm thinking about getting the ps3 version only to add to my collection, i've noticed PS3 stuff is holding it's value really well. I'll still play it on PC though.
There's a Metal Gear remastered collection coming out around the same time. Plus I'm thinking of dropping $ for the Skyrim collector's edition. Goddamm that's mad $$$.
[Oct 18,2011 9:28am - AndrewBastard ""]
what comes with collectors edition? expansions?
I only just recently started playing Shivering Isles for Oblivion and its hard as a mother fucker!
[Oct 18,2011 9:30am - ark ""]
surprisingly, there is no DLC or expansion crap that you have to pay for. it just comes with cool boxes, an art book, and a sweet bookend.
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[Oct 18,2011 9:30am - AndrewBastard ""]
the bookend makes it all worth it...I may sack up and snag that too.
[Oct 18,2011 12:13pm - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard said:oh nm...im thinking of a different game.
im not into zombie killing games I actually just bought this 2 days ago and Im liking it alot. Its an open world rpg like oblivion and you kinda find survivors along the way to get quests and what not. Its holding me over until skyrim cuz deus ex was kinda boring.
[Oct 18,2011 4:39pm - arktouros ""]
gameplay artice with screens
http://www.1up.com/previews/played-skyrim-wrong-felt-so-right?pager.offset=0
[Oct 18,2011 4:41pm - arktouros ""]
the PC version will have a HUGE community of turbonerds with endless free time to create mods and add-ons, just like morrowind and oblivion. consoles can't do that shit.
[Oct 18,2011 4:46pm - Alx_Casket ""]
:point: old truths!
[Oct 18,2011 5:01pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
arktouros said:the PC version will have a HUGE community of turbonerds with endless free time to create mods and add-ons, just like morrowind and oblivion. consoles can't do that shit.
[Oct 18,2011 5:25pm - narkybark ""]
I'm one of those turbonerds :/
[Oct 20,2011 1:33pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Just pre-ordered!!
[Oct 20,2011 1:34pm - arilliusbm ""]
Beta plays great so far.
[Oct 22,2011 10:54pm - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
[Oct 28,2011 11:22am - arktouros ""]
I just caved and pre-ordered the collector's edition for PC.
[Oct 28,2011 11:24am - arktouros ""]
^^^^ that video..."this movie's gonna be good!" WTF?
[Oct 28,2011 12:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
Should have got AoW1 instead.
[Oct 28,2011 12:23pm - arktouros ""]
narkybark said:I'm one of those turbonerds :/
what have you made? is there some sort of noob modding guide for the bethesda tech out there? i might get into modding for skyrim. ideally some sort of 2-4 player co-op mod, which i know was worked on for oblivion but i'm not sure how far the project went, or even just adding content.
[Oct 28,2011 12:24pm - arktouros ""]
arilliusbm said:Should have got AoW1 instead.
steam sales coming up sooner or later.
[Oct 28,2011 12:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
Narkybark was Game Genie's programer.
[Nov 1,2011 7:11am - arilliusbm ""]
One and a half weeks.
Also, I'ma change my name to Skyjim.
[Nov 1,2011 7:38am - AndrewBastard ""]
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get so fat and lazy this winter.
watch the game completely suck for some reason.
[Nov 1,2011 7:55am - arilliusbm ""]
There is no way this will suck. Bethesda is too good.
[Nov 1,2011 8:06am - AndrewBastard ""]
I knowwwww
[Nov 1,2011 9:15am - Alx_Casket ""]
Just my luck, my computer just shat the bed.
[Nov 1,2011 9:22am - arilliusbm ""]
Alx_Casket said:Just my luck, my computer just shat the bed.
That's what happens when you illegally download music.
[Nov 1,2011 10:13am - timma ""]
So I've never played any of Elder Scrolls games, but I've always heard they've been good. Is it like a FF-type RPG or no? I generally don't get into RPG type games, but this one looks friggin ridiculous.
[Nov 1,2011 10:22am - ark ""]
timma i'd say the only way it's similar to FF is in the world map exploration. the big difference is that elder scrolls games emphasize going off the beaten path, and complete character customization. the combat is in real-time so it's action based, and you level up based on how you play - if you sneak around and use a bow, you get better at stealth and archery.
bennyhillifier
bennyhillifier
[Nov 1,2011 10:23am - arilliusbm ""]
It's not like a jrpg by any means. Think of it as a fantasy movie and youre the main character and can do what ever you want.
It has a linear main mission, but most of it is non linear.
[Nov 1,2011 10:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
Watch out aril, I will post links to a cattle decapitation demo and call it Herugrim - Rituals (2012)
[Nov 1,2011 10:24am - arilliusbm ""]
boring gameplay movies look boring though.
[Nov 1,2011 10:27am - ark ""]
good new gameplay preview here too. sounds like a much better oblivion, psyched.
[URL]http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/18/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-preview/[/URL]
[quote]My coffee is stone cold. I don’t even know how long I’ve had it, I’ve been so completely lost in Skyrim. I’ve been granted a generous chunk of time to play the very latest build of the full game – no restrictions on what I can do or where I can go. And I’ve only just finished creating my character.
At the start of the game, you’re being led to your execution. I’ve skipped to just after you get out of that, when you’re given one last chance to choose your race, gender and appearance before being let out into this vast and frosty world.
Bethesda don’t want to spoil the main quest, and neither do I. The reason to be excited about Skyrim is your own story: the unique string of discoveries and adventures you run into. And because it’s unique, I can tell you mine without spoiling yours.
Mine was the story of a scarlet-plumed Argonian with manic staring eyes. As I say, I spent a long time in character creation. Argonians are lizard men, and they’ve had a major overhaul in Skyrim: they look more monstrous, leathery, dinosaurian.
As in every Elder Scrolls game, you start as a prisoner with no history or status. But the war paint, scars and dirt you can add during character creation make it feel different this time. They’ve made it easier to make a character who looks desperate, bedraggled and fierce. Every race looks leaner and meaner: previously adorable wood elves have piggy, dead black eyes. Previously goofy orcs look fierce and tribal. Once aloof high elves look withered and cruel. And dark elves- wait, no, dark elves always looked like jerks.
My scary-eyed Argonian starts the game in a cave. At the other end, a dazzling light shines through chunks of blue ice, and as I step towards it, a prompt appears: ‘To Skyrim’.
Morrowind let you off a boat, into a misty fishing village overlooked by a giant tick. Oblivion let you out of a sewer, onto the shores of a shining lake. Skyrim lets you out of a cave, on the snowy slopes of a huge mountain. The craggy landscape stretches before you, half lost in the clouds. It’s one hell of a sight. I turn around and set off in the opposite direction.
This is what I love about Elder Scrolls games. I love not doing what I’m told, avoiding what I’m pointed at, and going where I shouldn’t. Anyone wanting to take the well-trodden path in Skyrim can head down that slope, discover the small town of Riverwood, and kill a boss spider in a dark cave. But we’ve seen all that in the E3 demo – I want to see the rest of the world.
A few minutes up the hill, I find a walled-off Nordic town I’m not allowed into. I hop on a few boulders and climb in anyway. Through a pair of heavy doors, I find subterranean torture chambers, and dead adventurers rotting in tiny cages. Only one seems worth looting – a robed guy with a book in his cell – but it’s locked.
Lockpicking is no longer a tumbler-tickling nightmare: you just swivel one pick to what you hope is a sweet spot, and try turning the lock with the other. It’ll turn a little if you’re close to the sweet spot, but turn too far in the wrong position and the pick snaps. It’s a system that works well in Fallout 3, and it feels slicker here.
Persuasion, by the way, isn’t a minigame at all this time. Certain dialogue options have ‘[Persuade]’ in front of them, and your chance of success – which isn’t shown – depends on your skill. I never succeeded at one.
The wizard has nothing much on him, but the book is worth it: it teaches me Spark, a streaming lightning spell. I try it out on a ribcage: a crackle of white energy leaps from my hand, jolting it across the room, and doesn’t stop. The roaring current keeps flowing as long as you hold the button. It’s an addictive feeling of power.
Back out in the wilderness, I decide I need a destination. The map, when I bring it up, is beautiful: a bird’s-eye-view of the world, in full 3D and rotatable to view its geography. Parts of it are swamped in mist because, apparently, it’s actually misty there at this moment.
I pan beyond the mountain I’m climbing now and look for the nearest city in this direction. Off to the east, the snowy slopes give way to milder forests running along a meandering river, and a few miles later the river leads to a city. I’m going to Riften.
You can’t fast-travel to cities you haven’t visited already, but I want to walk it anyway. I haven’t gone far up the slopes when it starts to snow – lightly, then heavily, then a full-on blizzard. A cold haze creeps over everything, and I can barely see where I’m going. I stumble on some carefully piled rocks, and follow a trail of these as best I can. Until I come to one that’s splattered with blood and decorated with human bones. Ah.
My compass indicates some kind of thing nearby, so I head to it. I could use a thing about now.
The thing turns out to be Orphan Rock, a huge mass of stone jutting out from the mountainside. Scrambling through the snow, I find a way to the top and peer out into the storm. All I can make out is what looks like a huge carcass to the east. I jump down to investigate, and realise it’s a horse: dead and twisted next to an upturned cart. I ‘search’ its ‘inventory’ and ‘collect’ some horse meat, then freeze at the sound of steel. I scan the wreckage for movement, and realise there’s a large, shaggily dressed warrior making his way around it, battleaxe drawn.
So about the new dual-wielding system. In your inventory, you equip an item or spell by pressing the button you want to assign it to: left or right. There are virtually no restrictions on what you can mix, so I’d mixed a flame spell in my left hand with the new lightning one in my right. And in the heat of the moment, it’s pretty natural to just hold down both.
The crackling torrent of fire and electricity takes even me by surprise. A separate stream shoots from each hand, but they’re so thick and chaotic that it often looks like one vast beam of lightning and flame. I can barely see the warrior through the dazzling blaze, but when my magicka bar runs dry there’s only a corpse. At which point, a long sharp object zips past my head.
Archers. Two of them, and I have no magicka. I will solve this by standing exactly behind a tree until I do. This is what they did for a cover system in fantasy times.
Unfortunately, the warrior has a friend with a sword and shield, and he knows his way around a tree. I need something else to attack with, so I bring up my Favourites menu. Your inventory in Skyrim is like a web browser, in that you can bookmark items and bring that shortlist up in-game. Time is paused while you choose, so it’s not like a hotkey system – a difference I was glad of in this tight spot. I’d bookmarked my best onehanded sword, and I had two of them, so I hit the left and right buttons to put one in each hand.
Melee combat is slightly more satisfying than in Oblivion, but light blows still feel a little unconvincing, and heavy ones still a little clumsy. My enemy was excellent at blocking, but I had a crucial advantage: I wasn’t going to ever stop attacking for any reason. Eventually he just couldn’t block all the blows from both my swords all the time, and he fell to his cuts. At which point, I had a full bar of magicka and my fire and lightning spells re-equipped. Charge!
I am not a skilful man, so it took my whole magicka supply to keep my dual streams on the first archer long enough to burn him to the ground. Back to the favourites menu: two axes! Against a man with a bow, this fight goes better – it ends when I bring both axes crashing into either side of his head with a special dual power attack.
Suddenly I’m alone in the blizzard, among the corpses of both the attackers and the travellers they evidently ambushed. I put my axes away and set off towards Riften.
The blizzard doesn’t let up, and it’s getting dark. I start looking for another thing. My compass suggests there’s a boxy thing with lines in it to the north and a triangular thing to the west – I’m not yet familiar with what these icons represent. I head for the boxy thing, and by the time I arrive it’s night.
It’s a small shack, lit by lamplight from the inside, and pretty glowing insects buzzing around outside. I try to catch one. ‘Sparkfly thorax collected’. What?! No! I didn’t mean- nevermind.
Inside, I find the journal of an alchemist who lived here for a while. I use his apparatus to try mixing a few potions of my own: any two ingredients with a common effect will make a potion, but you have to eat one raw to find out any of their effects in advance. In the case of Nightshade and Death’s Bane, I decide to forego the taste test and just experiment. They produce a strong poison, which I apply to a sword I will forget to ever use again.
Finally, I shut the door and decide to see if I can sleep through this storm – or at least the night.
The next morning the sun is shining, I have a bonus to my health and magicka for sleeping in a good bed, and it’s only a short trudge through the snow before it gives way to an autumnal forest: silver birches with rustling yellow leaves. Soon I reach a camp of half a dozen large tents, erected around a fire with a roasting spit. Imperial guardsmen are milling about in their Roman-looking armour, so I trade with their quartermaster and then try their cooking apparatus.
Cooking is a new feature where, as soon as you bring up the interface, all the imperial guardsmen around you draw their weapons, start shouting, and then run up the hill behind you while you gently stir a pot. Wait, I’m not sure that’s meant to happen.
I join the guards, but I can’t see what they’re reacting to. Following their gazes, I head up a hill outside camp, then finally see it: a Redguard woman in leathers on a high rock, raining arrows down on the camp below. I draw a newly purchased warhammer, itching to try out two-handed weaponry on someone relatively defenceless.
She draws a battleaxe. She runs at me, storming down the hill. I draw my warhammer back. She draws her battleaxe back. I swing. She swings – and an arrow hits her in the side of the neck, sending her flying off my screen and tumbling gracelessly down the hill.
Guys! I was having a dramatic hands-on preview moment!
Back at camp, I get the hang of cooking, then blacksmithing: both are basically lists of things you can produce that pop up while your character looks busy in the background. Cooking turns raw food items into stews that give you long-lasting buffs, such as a venison stew that steadily regenerates your health for five minutes or so. Blacksmithing turns metal ores into armour and weapons, but better item types are locked off until you get the right blacksmithing perk. I also had a go on their grindstone: you can sharpen weapons for extra damage. Elsewhere, you can use enchanting shrines to add spell effects to any weapon, and even destroy magical weapons to learn their enchantments and apply them to something else.
While I tinkered, a guard mentioned that the legion are always looking for help. It turns out you can actually join the Imperial Legion in Skyrim, and they’re one of a few non-guild factions.
Near the camp, I find a ruined temple of some kind, half-overgrown. I’m about to investigate when a halfnaked man runs up to me and gets my attention. Since this isn’t Oblivion, that doesn’t mean my head is sucked into his for a creepy conversation where his face fills the screen – I’m just turned to face him, rooted to the spot but free to look around while he talks.
“Here, hold on to this for me! I can’t keep it, but I’ll be back for it later.”
Since the item in question is a Battleaxe of Souls, I accept. Before the guy can even run off, a hunter appears.
“Have you seen a thief anywhere?”
I look round at the thief, then back to the hunter, and consider the axe in my inventory. “… no.”
“Damn. Well, if you see him, let me know, he has something of mine.”
As soon as the conversation ends, the hunter sees the thief and draws his bow. Not wanting to be left out, I draw my new battleaxe and crush the thief with an overhanded power attack. I look at the hunter, then back to the stolen axe I just used in front of him, and crush him with it too.
I’m still a long way out of Riften, and it’s taken me an hour to cross a patch of snow that looks tiny on the map. There are, however, a few horses here at camp. On the one hand, they’re not for sale and everyone’s watching me. On the other hand, woo! Horsey!
You now steer horses the way you steer yourself – they don’t use the vehicle-style controls of Oblivion. It’s not a dramatic change: horses are still just a reasonably fun speed boost, but one I badly needed to reach Riften.
I make excellent time galloping along the leafy riverside road, and I even stop to say hi to some Rift Guards who’ve made camp by the river near the city gates. This, it turns out, is a mistake.
The Rift Guards are a separate faction to the Imperial Legion, so they don’t much care about the bounty on my head for stealing this horse. But when I get back on my horse, they’re suddenly furious. He’s stealing the horse he rode in on! GET HIM!
This sort of lunacy will be a familiar tale for anyone who horse-rustled in Oblivion. But in other ways, the crime system is more advanced: each city is its own faction, so crimes in one don’t get you in trouble in the next. And if you can kill everyone who saw you commit a crime, you’ll get a notification that there are no surviving witnesses, and your bounty has been cleared.
Right now, though, this is bad. I gallop on to Riften inside of a minute, but arrive with arrows whizzing past my head and sticking in my horse. Two guards at the gates charge at me on sight. I try dismounting and putting my weapon away, the way you usually surrender to the guards in Skyrim, but they don’t relent. As much to escape their blades as any actual desire to be here, I burst through the city gates.
It gets rough. Guards are streaming in from every side street as I barge through the busy market in the centre of town, jump over fences and weave between bystanders. This is not how I wanted to see the city. I leg it through a gate in the walls.
Outside, something bizarre is happening. The Imperial Guardsmen chasing me for the first time I stole the horse have run into the Rift Guards furious with me for the second time, and they’re both much more furious with each other. A small war breaks out in front of the city walls, and for once I’m not under immediate attack. When there’s only one guard left among the bloodied corpses, I walk straight up to him, weapon sheathed: please, please arrest me. He arrests me.
In Oblivion, a few of your skills would atrophy as you rotted in your cell. In Skyrim, this doesn’t happen, but your progress towards your next point in a few skills will be reset. It’s a much milder penalty – I don’t even notice which skills I’ve lost progress in.
Finally exploring Riften without being stabbed, I find a remarkable city. A river runs through it, and in places the cobbled streets give way to sharp drops to the water below, wooden walkways running along the houses at street level. Below that, a network of piers connects the doors of grubbylooking subterranean dwellings, their doors almost at water level. From the chatter around town, I hear there’s a network down there called the ratways, where the Thieves Guild hide out. Rift Guards with ominous helmets that conceal their faces growl as I pass. In all kinds of ways, it reminds me of Vivec, Morrowind’s intimidating capital.
When I ask art director Matt Carafano about the other cities, he says they’re all unique. “We worked really hard to make those feel distinct. So Riften is a rundown lake town, but it’s set in the beautiful fall forest area. Whereas Markarth is built in an ancient dwarven ruin in cliff sides, so it’s very different. Solitude is more like a castle city, kinda influenced by an imperial style. Windhelm is an ancient Nordic fortress, so it’s full of really old Nordic architecture. And you have the city of Whiterun in the centre, which is a more classic Viking – almost mountain-style – city in the tundra.”
Back in the market, a shifty-looking man runs up to me. He’s impressed that I saw through the corrupt guard at the north gate, but he thinks killing him was a little harsh. I… what?
I deduce he’s a thief with some kind of scam going with a guard. That guard must have been killed in the fracas I caused at the city gates, and he’s assuming I rumbled his scheme and did it intentionally. That’s wildly untrue, but he’s so impressed with my instincts that I decide to accept the credit. He’s offering me work: he wants a vendor in town brought down, so he needs me to pickpocket a valuable ring, then place it in the vendor’s private chest. He’ll create a distraction while I work.
My new friend shouts to all the shoppers and vendors to gather round, and they do. My mark sits on a crate in front of some barrels, and as the thief rambles about a dragon elixir he’s discovered, I sneak up behind the vendor and rifle through his pockets. The moment I take the ring, he screams “Thief!” and the guards flood in. I am new at this.
I didn’t know it at the time, but in Skyrim, your chance of successfully pickpocketing something depends partly on its value. Rifling through someone’s inventory is no longer a crime – at least, not a detectable one. But when you take something, the chance you’ll get away with it depends on your pickpocketing skill, the weight of the item, and how much it’s worth. People pay more attention to their valuables, this rule implies.
I don’t resist arrest, but I’m not willing to serve time for this. As in Oblivion, you wake up in jail with a single lockpick, somehow secreted about your person. Unlike Oblivion, it was actually enough. Before long, I’m out – no skill-progress reset. Man, I should be in the Thieves Guild.
I decide to find the Thieves Guild. Not losing my skill progress pays off: soon I level up, and finally decide to rest. This is where Skyrim goes from exciting to a thing we need a new superlative for – not the resting, but the levelling up. Your skills improve as you use them, and improving enough skills increases your character level. That lets you choose a perk: a tweak to one of your skills that makes it more effective. So you have an element of choice, but you can’t pick a high-level perk for a skill you haven’t practised much: they have requirements.
The selection is literally dizzying. I have a sort of buzz in my brain as I scamper around the menu reading up on all the options I’ll never unlock in the time I have left. I have two perks saved up – you’re not forced to spend them as soon as you level – so I put them both into Destruction magic. The first halves the cost of all low level destruction spells, including my fire and lightning ones. The next enables dual-casting: when you equip the same spell in both hands, you can fire both at once for a single, disproportionately more powerful beam.
I blunder into a few dwellings before I find the ratways. They turn out to be a string of incredibly tight tunnels, dank and filthy. Almost immediately, I come out into a larger chamber and find a gaggle of thieves. Excellent!
They demand all of my money. Dammit, I forgot that was the problem with thieves. Renegotiating, I suggest that I keep all of my money, and they instead take all of the fire I’m now shooting from my hands. It’s a tough sell: some of them feel I should take one or two of their arrows in return, and one thinks his fists should be part of the deal. There’s only one thief left when I run out of magicka, so I bring out my warhammer and crumple him
post was too long read more at your own risk
[Nov 1,2011 10:27am - ark ""]
haha well that didn't go the way i thought.
[Nov 1,2011 10:28am - ark ""]
http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/10/18/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-preview
[Nov 1,2011 10:30am - timma ""]
Ah, I see. Seems pretty sweet. I forgot Bethesda did Fallout, and watching the gameplay it definitely looks very Fallout-ish, but better.
[Nov 1,2011 10:30am - arilliusbm ""]
Meh.
[Nov 1,2011 10:32am - ark ""]
bleh
[Nov 1,2011 10:43am - timma ""]
Yeah, so I reaaaaaaaally want to punch the guy that wrote that article in the face.
[Nov 1,2011 10:44am - arilliusbm ""]
This game rips off Daggerfall.
[Nov 1,2011 9:22pm - arilliusbm ""]
Game leaked.
Someone at Bethesda must have slipped it out. Check the torrentz.
[Nov 1,2011 10:59pm - Alx_Casket ""]
ILLEGAL
[Nov 1,2011 11:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
I set you up. Well done.
[Nov 1,2011 11:19pm - narkybark ""]
YOUR ARRESTED
[Nov 1,2011 11:25pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Great, now I'm just a predictaril.
[Nov 2,2011 3:42am - eddie ""]
arilliusbm said:This game rips off Daggerfall.
i can't tell if this is sarcasm.
You do know that daggerfall is elder scrolls II right?
[Nov 2,2011 6:21am - arilliusbm ""]
Sarcasm.
[Nov 2,2011 8:09am - AndrewBastard ""]
new Horn of Valere song is going to be entirely Skyrim based...the drummer and I are both totally obsessed.
little know fact: When Horn of Valere were called Basiliskk and decided we were going to go in another direction and wanted to change names, we considered Mages Guild.
[Nov 2,2011 8:12am - arilliusbm ""]
LOL at mages guild.
Who's drumming?
[Nov 2,2011 8:22am - AndrewBastard ""]
HoV lineup right now is all original...Adam, the other guitarist is back from Iraq for good. Jon the drummer has always been wanting to get it back together but we were always making excuses not to do it...but we're practicing this month for the first time since 2005.
[Nov 2,2011 8:23am - AndrewBastard ""]
not sure about bass or vocals yet...not sure if Jay Christraper will still want to do it now that he's down in Providence. I can pull off the vocals...bassists will be tried out once we've got a few rehearsals under our belt.
[Nov 2,2011 8:25am - arilliusbm ""]
I made a fb pot the other day about how someone should book a black metal show with bands from like 6-7 years ago. that'd be great.
Good news, regardless. Hopefully it all works out.
[Nov 2,2011 8:26am - AndrewBastard ""]
would be fun...shows will probably wait until we write a new song or two. then we'll prob re-record 2 or 3 of the old songs with a couple new songs.
but with the release of Skyrim, we'll prob just never practice. I may quit my job and weld my door shut.
[Nov 2,2011 8:27am - arilliusbm ""]
Korey said he might be interested.
I'd be interested in doing one or the other, if I have the time. I got a bass but no rig. Depends on the schedule.
[Nov 2,2011 8:35am - AndrewBastard ""]
we'll see...its a way away...
[Nov 2,2011 8:36am - arilliusbm ""]
Only practicing in Imperial City is real.
[Nov 2,2011 8:46am - AndrewBastard ""]
We rehearse in the Two Rivers.
[Nov 2,2011 9:45am - ark ""]
the elder scrolls series has a lot of mythology to it, some good material in there, but i have no idea what the story is about and i've played 2 of them a lot. all i know is patrick stewart died.
[Nov 2,2011 10:00am - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah, i dont know how much they all tie in together...
there are scrolls...that are old. and once I had to steal one. then fight a huge dragon/eagle thing...and got sweet armor in return.
then patrick stewart died.
[Nov 2,2011 10:06am - arilliusbm ""]
You guys don't read the books you get in the game?
[Nov 2,2011 10:19am - ark ""]
I try to read whatever a good rpg gives me, but I don really remember all those books you pick up, they were all pretty random and disjointed
[Nov 2,2011 10:30am - AndrewBastard ""]
hahah I read like 2 of them...I cant believe how many there are and how much work that was for the creators/writers.
So awesome.
[Nov 2,2011 10:46am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:Only practicing in Imperial City is real.
Practice in Kvatch would be better.
[Nov 2,2011 10:50am - blessed offal nli ""]
I wanna practice on top of that lighthouse in Anvil.
[Nov 2,2011 10:50am - Alx_Casket ""]
Only gigging at the shrine of Sheogorath is real.
[Nov 2,2011 10:51am - blessed offal nli ""]
or where the Blades' fortress is north of Bruma
[Nov 2,2011 10:59am - burnsy ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:or where the Blades' fortress is north of Bruma
Cloudruler Temple? Fuck yeah. Jauffre on guest vocals.
[Nov 2,2011 11:03am - arilliusbm ""]
I got the biggest house you can get in Oblivion. It has a huge basement, would be awesome for shows.
Too bad it's much harder to get a house in real life. :(... all I did was kill ghosts to get a mansion.
[Nov 2,2011 11:06am - blessed offal nli ""]
that house is OK but everytime you try to sleep fuckin BAM! ghosts up your ass.
I had a random little cottage on a lake that a queen gave me for helping some Orc warrior chick discover her heritage. Humble, yet quaint. and no ghosts.
[Nov 2,2011 11:16am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:I got the biggest house you can get in Oblivion. It has a huge basement, would be awesome for shows.
Too bad it's much harder to get a house in real life. :(... all I did was kill ghosts to get a mansion.
I got that house too. Still had to pay the 5,000 though. Then fuck up a demon in the basement.
[Nov 2,2011 11:17am - burnsy ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:that house is OK but everytime you try to sleep fuckin BAM! ghosts up your ass.
I had a random little cottage on a lake that a queen gave me for helping some Orc warrior chick discover her heritage. Humble, yet quaint. and no ghosts.
You have to find pick up a finger on the ground, bring it to the guy who sold you the house and convince him to come back to the house so you can break the curse.
[Nov 2,2011 11:17am - arilliusbm ""]
haha, I think I had that one too. kinda like a shack, right?
I hope they use different voice actors in this game. Got so sick of the oblivion actors. they could have switched them up a bit. Funny thing was when you got a bum asking for money he sounds all homeless and drunk, then when you ask him for info, the voice sobers up and sounds normal. FUCK YOU FAKE BUM YOU AIN'T GETTING A COIN
[Nov 2,2011 11:20am - burnsy ""]
THANK YOU KIND SIR. bullshit
[Nov 2,2011 11:21am - AndrewBastard ""]
I rested my head in the kult vampire basement most of the time...
[Nov 2,2011 11:23am - blessed offal nli ""]
lol
also, yea it was kinda a shack. didnt know about the finger thing. I think I had a house in some shitty town that was overrun by a vampire cult that I saved a shopowners daughter from.
[Nov 2,2011 11:25am - arilliusbm ""]
Skyrim takes place a couple hundred years after oblivion.. Rumor has it there may be firearms in the game?
[Nov 2,2011 11:27am - AndrewBastard ""]
I HOPE NOT.
[Nov 2,2011 11:43am - sigh ""]
Aril plays games made post 90s?
[Nov 2,2011 11:44am - ARIL ""]
That's not really me. Obvious troll is obvious.
[Nov 2,2011 11:45am - arilliusbm ""]
Select games.
[Nov 2,2011 12:16pm - blessed offal nli ""]
firearms = GAY
only killing trolls with magic inside a painting is real.
[Nov 2,2011 12:21pm - arkwo ""]
arilliusbm said:I hope they use different voice actors in this game. Got so sick of the oblivion actors. they could have switched them up a bit. Funny thing was when you got a bum asking for money he sounds all homeless and drunk, then when you ask him for info, the voice sobers up and sounds normal. FUCK YOU FAKE BUM YOU AIN'T GETTING A COIN
haha, yeah they ARE using many more voices and cohesive dialogue systems. todd howard said something about that somewhere. there's no longer set dialogue options for a bunch of people, but each NPC has seperate voices and responses.
[Nov 2,2011 12:25pm - burnsy ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:firearms = GAY
only killing trolls with magic inside a painting is real.
I poisoned my longblade with turpentine and killed them that way. Had to do that quest 3 times because it kept glitching and the portal back wouldn't appear.
[Nov 2,2011 12:29pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I remember I'd be walking around somerville and every time I entered a new area I'd hear this in my head
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[Nov 2,2011 12:49pm - blessed offal nli ""]
i mean this
bennyhillifier
[Nov 2,2011 1:14pm - AndrewBastard ""]
hahah thats awesome.
GOD I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME.
can we go online and go on quests together, Ross?
[Nov 2,2011 1:16pm - arkwo ""]
AndrewBastard said:
can we go online and go on quests together, Ross?
NOPE. bethesda says fuck multiplayer. the PC might get a mod for co-op, but xbox definitely will not!
[Nov 2,2011 1:20pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm ok with noline shit...I rarely play games online but it would be cool to roll with a buddy on xbox live and wreck shit.
Like going through the Oblivion Gates, those levels got hard and pretty intense...would have bee fun as shit with a real life partner (LOL AT LIFE PARTNER) to wage war by your side.
[Nov 2,2011 1:32pm - narkybark ""]
it's easy, just drop a white stone and have your friend summon you.
[Nov 2,2011 2:22pm - frankovhell ""]
Wrong game narky, better, but wrong.
[Nov 7,2011 10:48am - Alx_Casket ""]
I want this with a pepperoni pizza, right now.
[Nov 7,2011 11:04am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
[Nov 7,2011 11:05am - arilliusbm ""]
I got a new fucking card for this game. Better look good.
[Nov 7,2011 11:06am - AndrewBastard ""]
if game stop fucks up my pre-order...IM KILLIN NIGGAZ
[Nov 7,2011 11:09am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
I plan on leveling up my sneak skill by squat walking everywhere for the week then just stealing Skyrim. I have the hands of an illusionist.
[Nov 7,2011 11:10am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Nov 7,2011 11:10am - AndrewBastard ""]
I have the grey fox hood...bitches cant see SHIT when i be creepin.
[Nov 7,2011 11:11am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Run everywhere to level up athleticism, stop going to the gym IRL for three months.
[Nov 7,2011 11:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
I have a dragon costume that pleases the 9 divines when I wear it and dance at the chinatown gate.
[Nov 7,2011 11:16am - Blessed_Offal ""]
AndrewBastard said:I have the grey fox hood...bitches cant see SHIT when i be creepin.
I love that shit, you take it off and the guards are like "oh hey there good buddy, you didnt happen to see a guy your height, race and build wearing the exact same clothes as you only with a hood on did you?" only thing is, then you're over-encumbered
[Nov 7,2011 11:27am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Only shouting "By the Nine Divines" during intercourse is real
[Nov 7,2011 11:52am - Blessed_Offal ""]
bobnomaamrooney said:Only shouting "ZUG ZUG" when you're chosen for a team in basketball is real.
[Nov 7,2011 1:52pm - ork ""]
arilliusbm said:I got a new fucking card for this game. Better look good.
what did you get?
[Nov 7,2011 1:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
geforce gtx 550 1gb
[Nov 7,2011 1:55pm - arilliusbm ""]
says it needs a 400w power supply. I'm hoping my 550w handle it, among other things
[Nov 7,2011 1:56pm - RichHorror ""]
DCUO opened my eyes to action RPG. I'm gonna check this out.
[Nov 7,2011 2:00pm - Alx_Casket ""]
That should handle this game just fine.
[Nov 7,2011 2:04pm - arilliusbm ""]
My current card (Slag's old one) handled everything fine up until now. I bought Sonic Generations the other night and it wouldn't run. Needs a card that has 512MB and CUDA or whatever.
[Nov 7,2011 3:07pm - sigh ""]
arilliusbm said:For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..
FACT BOMB
This is true, but a ps3/360 costs less than a mid range card does these days. In my opinion the cost of graphics hardware is what is killing pc gaming these days, not piracy. Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.
[Nov 7,2011 3:09pm - ork ""]
arilliusbm said:geforce gtx 550 1gb
awesome. i have a geforce GTX 460 and i crank settings on every game without a problem.
[Nov 7,2011 3:12pm - Alx_Casket ""]
^same. And I make up for the price offset of the hardware by not paying for software, ever.
[Nov 7,2011 3:19pm - ork ""]
sigh said:Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.
I think a lot of that is overkill. PCs are easy to pour money into, but for a baseline system that can run everything very well these days, you don't need to spend over $400 for a complete system. I dropped $280 the other day for a brand new AMD processor, mainboard, and 8GB performance RAM. I can turn around and sell the 4-year old Intel hardware I have for almost that much! I think with PCs, the biggest barrier is knowledge of system building.
[Nov 7,2011 3:40pm - arilliusbm ""]
Anyone want my (slag's) old card?
[Nov 7,2011 3:42pm - AndrewBastard ""]
LOL AT VIDEO CARDS AND SILLY NON-CONSOLE SHIT.
[Nov 7,2011 3:45pm - arilliusbm ""]
LOL AT YOUR SWORD SWINGING WITHOUT ANTIALIASING
[Nov 7,2011 4:35pm - sigh ""]
ork said:I think a lot of that is overkill. PCs are easy to pour money into, but for a baseline system that can run everything very well these days, you don't need to spend over $400 for a complete system. I dropped $280 the other day for a brand new AMD processor, mainboard, and 8GB performance RAM. I can turn around and sell the 4-year old Intel hardware I have for almost that much! I think with PCs, the biggest barrier is knowledge of system building.
Completely agree it's easy to go overboard. My mainboard was probably about $280 alone when I first bought it. That being said, pc hardware has always driven game development and vice verse. Eventually, even with 4 dedicated graphics cards and 16gb of ram games will start to get choppy again and you'll have to stomach lowering your settings for the latest game.
[Nov 7,2011 4:37pm - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:LOL AT YOUR SWORD SWINGING WITHOUT ANTIALIASING
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS SO WHO CARES?
[Nov 7,2011 4:40pm - Alx_Casket ""]
$280 for a motherboard is dumb.
[Nov 7,2011 4:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
Doesnt matter. Will probably look great on 360. It's too bad its not a sega genesis game
[Nov 7,2011 4:47pm - sigh ""]
Alx_Casket said:$280 for a motherboard is dumb.
Motherboards are usually the one thing you don't want to skimp on. True these days you get over charged for a bunch of useless features you never use, but nothing is more obnoxious than chasing down system issues that are the result of a cheap board and shitty quality control.
It's only dropped about $80 since
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813131644
[Nov 7,2011 4:50pm - arilliusbm ""]
Just looks like a bunch of legos.
[Nov 7,2011 4:56pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'd be interested in how much you're actually using USB 3.0, overclocking features, 3 PCI-e ports, and that cadillac integrated soundcard they threw in to drive up the cost. Take away all that and you have a $100 mobo.
[Nov 7,2011 4:56pm - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:Doesnt matter. Will probably look great on 360. It's too bad its not a sega genesis game
it is. its called Shining Force
[Nov 7,2011 5:01pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not a piece of notebook paper folded into a triangle to use a football.
[Nov 7,2011 5:12pm - sigh ""]
Alx_Casket said:I'd be interested in how much you're actually using USB 3.0, overclocking features, 3 PCI-e ports, and that cadillac integrated soundcard they threw in to drive up the cost. Take away all that and you have a $100 mobo.
The overclocking I have set to a moderate level. Overclocks on demand when needed and ratchets back down when not needed. Could probably run it much higher but I'm on air cooling with the stock AMD cooler right now. I may go back to water cooling just for the the sake of getting rid of the high rpm fan noise. The clear cmos button is a nice touch, removing the battery and jumper is old school and requires opening the case. Just don't push it unintentionally. Don't have any USB 3.0 devices yet but probably will someday. I don't upgrade my system that often so this one was built with the intent to last at least 5-7 years. The integrated sound card replaced my SB audigy 2 pci card that I've had for years. Running one PCI-e Radeon HD 5850 card right now.
[Nov 7,2011 5:22pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Blessed_Offal said:
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not ball in a cup
[Nov 7,2011 5:23pm - Yeti ""]
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[Nov 7,2011 5:26pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not I Spy
[Nov 7,2011 5:39pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
Blessed_Offal said:
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not pre-Enlightenment backbreaking child labor
[Nov 7,2011 8:06pm - blessed offal nli ""]
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not a widespread communicable disease.
[Nov 7,2011 8:07pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Blessed_Offal said:
arilliusbm said: It's too bad its not raviolis.
[Nov 8,2011 2:03am - frankovhell ""]
sigh said:
arilliusbm said:For those of you who are drooling about the graphics and will prefer to play this on Xbox 360... one can obtain a graphics card far superior to that of 360's on a PC..
FACT BOMB
This is true, but a ps3/360 costs less than a mid range card does these days. In my opinion the cost of graphics hardware is what is killing pc gaming these days, not piracy. Some serious pc gamers are now buying 2, 3 or 4 top of the line cards to run in sli, or crossfire mode, plus the upgraded power requirements that come with it. Some pcs now have multiple power supplies just to power the graphics hardware. It's just costing too much to stay current on the pc. This combined with the ability to play games on your HDTV has made consoles more attractive.
This is exactly why I dont PC game anymore. i used to build rigs and be all into maxing out FPS's . The more they kept upgrading cards and graphics and adding more requirments of power supplies. It just seems really silly. The technology needs to intergrate all this stuff better. Its now like having a car with 5 motors and 3 gas tanks. Its a pain in the ass to learn about and Im lazy these days. A ps3 on a nice huge hd1080p tv looks just as good, costs less, and i can lay down and play on my couch. Win.
[Nov 8,2011 6:50am - arilliusbm ""]
yea. But no mouse.
[Nov 8,2011 8:18am - Alx_Casket ""]
I'd be surprised if the ps3 will output this game on full 1080p. I built my system five years ago for around $500 (using the same case for a lot longer) and I've only upgraded the video card once. My ps3 on the other hand, is only used for DLNA streaming these days.
[Nov 8,2011 9:13am - arktouros ""]
Most (pretty much all) console games don't output 1080P. The console might but most games scale to 720P.
[Nov 8,2011 9:14am - arktouros ""]
The difference is 1280x720 vs 1920x1080
[Nov 8,2011 9:15am - arktouros ""]
Alx_Casket said:$280 for a motherboard is dumb.
you didn't read my post.
I bought a new CPU, 8GB RAM, AND a mobo for $280.
[Nov 8,2011 9:16am - arktouros ""]
^^ nevermind, i'm a dumbass.
[Nov 8,2011 9:19am - arktouros ""]
Alx_Casket said:only used for DLNA streaming these days.
it would be amazing if this protocol actually worked 100% someday.
[Nov 8,2011 9:38am - Alx_Casket ""]
I can stream standard def TV and movies no problem via PS3 Media Server (I think you recommended that? if so thanks). But most games that aren't in the vein of tetris gameplay will output in 720p, if that, to keep framerate up. PC > console with games like this.
[Nov 8,2011 9:44am - arilliusbm ""]
PC will always be ahead of the curb because it is the platform in which new technology is released. But it is expensive.
But I guess that doesn't matter to your average PC nerd who has no girlfriend or obligations outside of playing every new game, WoW, and constantly upgrading.
[Nov 8,2011 9:46am - ark ""]
yeah, i use a crossover cable from PC to PS3 so streaming HD video works pretty well. i can do some HD video over wireless but it depends.
[Nov 8,2011 9:46am - ark ""]
PS3 Media Server is awesome but sometimes it's a pain to get certain videos to work.
[Nov 8,2011 9:52am - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah, I pretty much max out at 576p bluray rips over wireless because I'm streaming from my room upstairs. For full HD, which I only really do when I have company over, I just bring my desktop down and hook up right to the receiver via HDMI.
[Nov 9,2011 10:11am - Avalonwinds ""]
Only attending the midnight release is real.
[Nov 9,2011 10:13am - ark ""]
only waiting for the UPS truck friday morning is real.
AWESOME video of the barbarian choir and voice acting:
http://youtu.be/QLnPwnJJcFQ
[Nov 9,2011 10:15am - ark ""]
[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://youtube.com/QLnPwnJJcFQ]
[Nov 9,2011 10:15am - arilliusbm ""]
Only having to work on Friday is fffffffffuuuuuuuu
[Nov 9,2011 10:16am - arktourOs ""]
GO
bennyhillifier
[Nov 9,2011 10:21am - AndrewBastard ""]
YEP.
I was gonna go at midnight to pick it up but then I'd be playing ALL NIGHT
[Nov 9,2011 10:23am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
I'm gonna pick so many herbs when I get this game. Calcinators and alembics all up in this bitch.
[Nov 9,2011 10:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
Bitches love nirnroot.
[Nov 9,2011 10:28am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Ayo girrl, I can make you a salve that'll make ya pussy moist, ya hair silky and fortify yo illusion skill by 20 points for 120 seconds.
[Nov 9,2011 10:30am - arilliusbm ""]
Cant you get married in this one? Ripoff of Fable.
[Nov 9,2011 10:35am - Alx_Casket ""]
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage
Gay marriage is also allowed. Too bad this isn't multiplayer, because we would make such a great couple, aril.
[Nov 9,2011 10:39am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Pffft clearly fake aril, real aril knows Namco's Tales RPG series featured marriage and children back on SNES
[Nov 10,2011 10:17am - arilliusbm ""]
TONIGHT MIDNIGHT IMA PLAY WITH DICK IN HAND
[Nov 10,2011 11:29am - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:TONIGHT MIDNIGHT IMA PLAY WITH DICK IN HAND
Yea I'm gonna hit gamestop on the way back from practice tonight at 12:01AM, then play 'til 8AM.
[Nov 10,2011 11:32am - sigh ""]
pre-loaded on steam. Fuck gamestop.
[Nov 10,2011 12:15pm - arktouros ""]
i will be chopping beef stew and waiting for the goddamm ups truck as of 5 this evening. wish i could have taken the pre-load route.
[Nov 10,2011 3:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Ok, I'm pissing myself now. Will be getting this via telepathy as soon as I get home.
[Nov 10,2011 4:54pm - ark ""]
leaked by razor1911, apparently works...
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6808323
[Nov 10,2011 4:56pm - arilliusbm ""]
Old news.
[Nov 10,2011 11:40pm - arilliusbm ""]
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
[Nov 10,2011 11:47pm - bobnomaamrooney ""]
join a tong about it
[Nov 10,2011 11:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
loading it up now.
[Nov 11,2011 2:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
Skyrim, Tamriel.
Population: ma nillaz
[Nov 11,2011 3:33am - Avalonwinds ""]
Jebus christ, this game is going to get me fired.
[Nov 11,2011 8:58am - AndrewBastard ""]
didnt pick it up at midnight last night...they better not have sold my pre-ordered copy!
grabbing it after work tonight and not leaving my house ALL WEEKEND.
[Nov 11,2011 9:14am - arilliusbm ""]
Fucking awesome so far. I had to start over though because a whole villiage was trying to kill me and I have no idea why. I'm always a Nord, but I'm not sure if I should be something else.
The menu takes a little while to get used to.
[Nov 11,2011 9:28am - burnsy ""]
I live in Brockton so I'm hoping all the gangsta's are too busy with MW3 because I didn't preorder my copy.
[Nov 11,2011 9:34am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm usually a nord too
I know its going to take me 3 hours just to make my character hahah
cant fucking wait.
[Nov 11,2011 9:36am - arilliusbm ""]
Its awesome. They have "war paint" and there's some old school corpse paint looking designs.
[Nov 11,2011 9:48am - AndrewBastard ""]
i wish you could upload your own face
[Nov 11,2011 9:52am - arilliusbm ""]
that would be LOL
[Nov 11,2011 9:54am - Alx_Casket ""]
This day at work is most painful. Found myself whistling the skyrim theme at the train station :|
[Nov 11,2011 10:15am - AndrewBastard ""]
^^ YEP
[Nov 11,2011 11:09am - Blessed_Offal ""]
Yea I bought it this morning but I only had like an hour before I had to leave for work so I waited to start until I get home. Siked.
[Nov 11,2011 11:11am - arilliusbm ""]
It's fookin sick.
[Nov 11,2011 11:14am - AndrewBastard ""]
i hope the menus arent too annoying to navigate...
[Nov 11,2011 11:18am - arilliusbm ""]
Its differnt. I keep picking up items that I dont mean to. You can tell they were designed for consoles.
[Nov 11,2011 11:29am - ark ""]
i played til 4am last night, fell upon a couple surreal places and warhammer'd some redguard in a barfight. it's as brilliant as i thought it would be. the menus do take a little to get used to on pc. settings maxed out. i'm gonna hook up my controller later and try that out.
[Nov 11,2011 11:42am - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:You can tell they it's way better for consoles.
[Nov 11,2011 11:45am - the_reverend ""]
I'm waiting til I get a new TV before getting this.
[Nov 11,2011 11:46am - arilliusbm ""]
ark said:i warhammer'd some redguard in a barfight. it's as brilliant as i thought it would be.
This ia racist.
[Nov 11,2011 11:53am - Alx_Casket ""]
TIL: when aril doesn't get enough sleep, his keyboard layout turns into the rev's.
[Nov 11,2011 12:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fucking slide input. I need a better one. Fingers are too.big.
[Nov 11,2011 12:09pm - narkybark ""]
cliff racers or gtfo
[Nov 11,2011 12:47pm - ark ""]
PS3 controller + PC graphics is the only way to play this. loving it.
[Nov 11,2011 1:22pm - AndrewBastard ""]
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[Nov 11,2011 2:12pm - BradsauceNLI ""]
Longest day at work ever.
[Nov 11,2011 2:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
BradsauceNLI said:Longest day at work ever.
[Nov 11,2011 2:20pm - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:
BradsauceNLI said:Longest day at work ever.
[Nov 11,2011 2:44pm - burnsy ""]
It seems my hypothesis was correct. Brockton gangstas be too busy gettin' they DUTY on, SON! Was able to have them hold a copy for me. No sleep after the O'Brien's show tonight. I'm gonna get me some porphyric hemophilia.
[Nov 11,2011 2:48pm - arilliusbm ""]
Racist. Brockton is full of Redgaurds..
[Nov 11,2011 2:53pm - burnsy ""]
hahaha. Hammerfell = Cabo Verde
[Nov 11,2011 3:47pm - Bradsauce ""]
Offically about to rim it.....hard.
[Nov 11,2011 7:40pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
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[Nov 11,2011 8:35pm - KEVORD ""]
I wasn't even aware of this game two days ago. I'm not really that big into video games. But after seeing the game play I might have to go buy it.
[Nov 11,2011 8:49pm - Alx_Asscat ""]
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[Nov 11,2011 9:04pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I don't like that you can't see your character in the inventory menu, like when switching armor. Menu is a little clunky but better than oblivions. Remember how you used to have to scroll through like 8704043043 random books to get to your repair hammers in the "misc" section? This game rules.
[Nov 11,2011 9:07pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I feel like my life has come full circle with this game. Only being a nerd that all of the cool kids wont fuck with cuz Ill kill them and getting laid intermittently while sitting on your ass playing rpgs is real.
[Nov 11,2011 10:08pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I'm pretty bummed they took athletics and jump out. I used to love running around jumping everywhere til I could run super fast away from enemies and jum onto rooftops
[Nov 11,2011 10:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
Wtf
[Nov 11,2011 10:23pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:Wtf
wut
[Nov 11,2011 10:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
that pisses me off too.. no athletics. I was jumping around the whole time until I realized it.
great game so far, though. it's like an upgraded version of oblivion. If you've done the "Golden Claw" mission (one of the first ones you can do), you get to fight the Undead and waltz through a snowy cave with waterfalls. pretty epic.
[Nov 11,2011 10:45pm - arilliusbm ""]
how do they expect us to lose weight if there's no athletics.
[Nov 12,2011 1:29am - arilliusbm ""]
Arillius the Nord
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[Nov 12,2011 1:41am - Fake ARIL ""]
Arillius the negro nord.
[Nov 12,2011 5:55am - frankovhell ""]
Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.
[Nov 12,2011 7:46am - burnsy ""]
frankovhell said:Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.
I dig it.
[Nov 12,2011 7:48am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
Fake%20ARIL said:Arillius the negro nord.
They're called Redguards, all the same IP FARIL
[Nov 12,2011 9:49am - arilliusbm ""]
Haha, I don't know why that came out so dark.
[Nov 12,2011 10:03am - ark ""]
burnsy said:
frankovhell said:Combat in this still looks horrible and button mashing, with no skill involved. They basicly just copied oblivion and added the fallout death scene thing. Original.
I dig it.
yeah, i like the combat a lot. it's not dark souls caliber, but still far better than oblivion's. they added enough to keep it interesting. shield bash, dual wield anything, perks make it a bit deeper. there's a good sense of "weight" behind swings and spells. i've missed a heavy swing with a two-hander and fallen off a cliff more than once.
[Nov 12,2011 10:22am - arilliusbm ""]
The best battle system with swords was Jedi Knight II IMO.
[Nov 12,2011 11:53am - narkybark ""]
Try one of the Souls games and you'll see why we like the combat so much. Combat here is pretty much what I expected it to be, same as Oblivion essentially.
I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.
I'm not speaking about the looks either, I'm speaking about maxed-out mouselook that's still really slow, keys that don't react once reassigned (neither the new key nor the old key will allow me to pick up a book, for example). The menu system also seems very counter-intuitive to me. I like not being able to use my CURSOR to choose items on screen... meh. Will take some getting used to.
[Nov 12,2011 12:24pm - Fake ARIL ""]
bobnomaamrooney said:
Fake%20ARIL said:Arillius the negro nord.
They're called Redguards, all the same IP FARIL
In Skyrim, negros are called Redguards?
All the same ip bobnomaamrooney.
[Nov 12,2011 12:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
being outside on this beautiful fall day > skyrim
[Nov 12,2011 1:18pm - Spaldino ""]
how come Nords walk like this....
and Redguards walk like thiiiissss... awww yeah
[Nov 12,2011 1:49pm - ark ""]
narkybark said:I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.
the WSAD menu switching just pissed me off. i had to switch to a controller...works far better.
[Nov 12,2011 3:23pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
this game's fun to watch. my roommate shot a hawk with a bow and arrow. that was pretty rad. then there were zombie wolves.
[Nov 12,2011 5:29pm - KEVORD ""]
I bought the game this afternoon. So far I have enjoyed stealing a horse and riding it off of a mountain.
[Nov 13,2011 10:49am - arilliusbm ""]
I have the collector's edition strategy guide. It's HUGE and is like a highschool science book.
[Nov 13,2011 10:51am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
level 14
[Nov 13,2011 11:06am - arilliusbm ""]
thats it?
[Nov 13,2011 11:26am - Alx_Casket ""]
Got drunk last night (forever alone) and played this. Dangerously fun. I looked at the clock and it was nearly 5am. damn you bethesda
[Nov 13,2011 11:30am - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 13,2011 11:32am - ark ""]
Level 16. Turning into badass nord cleric
[Nov 13,2011 11:54am - KEVORD ""]
I've been killed a bunch of times but digging this game big time.
[Nov 13,2011 12:57pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I am a level 7 Negro Kitty. I have a woman that follows me around. If I walk up to her, she says "erhhh" or something similarly smart.
Why does this game not make use of the "shout, shout, let it all out" song? It would make the perfect 80's montage music for the trek up greybeard mountain.
[Nov 13,2011 1:05pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:that pisses me off too.. no athletics. I was jumping around the whole time until I realized it.
great game so far, though. it's like an upgraded version of oblivion. If you've done the "Golden Claw" mission (one of the first ones you can do), you get to fight the Undead and waltz through a snowy cave with waterfalls. pretty epic.
I also don't like how they dumbed down the speech and bartering system; however, the whole smithing thing is pretty cool, although I havn't really utilized it a whole lot. I've barely done quests, I've just been roaming around at random, robbing and killing people in the wilderness.
[Nov 13,2011 1:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
isn't that what you do in allston anyways?
[Nov 13,2011 1:50pm - ark ""]
modding time
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11
[Nov 13,2011 1:50pm - Martins ""]
Level 12 Werewolf lol
[Nov 13,2011 2:07pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I love that the redguards arn't welcome in Whiterun. I'm way behind you guys in this because I had to record scratch tracks for slars drums all of yesterday.
[Nov 13,2011 2:16pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
Level; 16 Nord named Andrew.
stoned for the first time in months just to play this.
might not make Absu tonight.
[Nov 13,2011 2:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
LOL
[Nov 14,2011 6:09am - frankovhell ""]
Andrew in 3 months:
"So I don't have a job anymore, just got level 70 though. Still pooping in socks to save time..."
[Nov 14,2011 6:56am - Bradsauce ""]
Lvl 20 Wood Elf werewolf assassin named Forss Fagerstrom, not much sleep.
[Nov 14,2011 7:43am - AndrewBastard ""]
I fucked up so hard last night and didnt save in a good spot...I'm straight up STUCK in this house, no way to get out and the enemies are beating the shit out of me. If I go back to my last 'real' save, I lose like 2 HUGE missions I did last night...
FUCK MY FANTASY LIFE!
[Nov 14,2011 8:03am - AndrewBastard ""]
this is Andrew the Nord:
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found this hot hunter broad sun bathing
[img]
DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT
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[Nov 14,2011 8:24am - arilliusbm ""]
Why do all of the children in Skyrim look the same?
[Nov 14,2011 8:25am - AndrewBastard ""]
they really do...and all they want to do it play tag.
[Nov 14,2011 8:29am - arilliusbm ""]
The dog "Stump" ftw
[Nov 14,2011 8:42am - arilliusbm ""]
Andrew, your character looks like a milkdrinker.
[Nov 14,2011 8:45am - Spaldino ""]
all the children look the same because its a metaphor or something.
like... get this man... we're all just that same child inside. the one that wants to forget about the cruel, harsh, cold world and play tag forever and stuff and junk.
WHOA.
[Nov 14,2011 8:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:Andrew, your character looks like a milkdrinker.
LOL. I AM!
I'm gonna be a huge milk drinker tonight and make the combat super easy just so i can get out of this damn quest im stuck on.
[Nov 14,2011 8:51am - burnsy ""]
AndrewBastard said:
DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT
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Haha is that the mission where the kid wants you kill the lady that runs the orphanage in riften? I killed the wrong lady first.
[Nov 14,2011 8:54am - AndrewBastard ""]
burnsy said:
AndrewBastard said:
DO A RITUAL ABOUT IT
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Haha is that the mission where the kid wants you kill the lady that runs the orphanage in riften? I killed the wrong lady first.
yeah!
you killed the nice lady? that sucks cause she gives you a side quest.
[Nov 14,2011 9:00am - burnsy ""]
Yeah I walked in and that vapid cunt was telling the kids how worthless they were and then told them to go to bed. I went into sneak and saw a lady go into the room and went to sleep. Crept in and slashed her with my dual wielded scimitars. Oops. Cool story, bro.
[Nov 14,2011 9:02am - AndrewBastard ""]
i want to punch myself in the face right now...FUCK BEING AT WORK. how am I going to do this 5 days a week?
this game is ALL I THINK ABOUT.
[Nov 14,2011 9:13am - arilliusbm ""]
You gotta get the collector's edition strategy guide.
[Nov 14,2011 9:17am - burnsy ""]
Traveling for work this week. No skyrim til after midnight on Friday.
[Nov 14,2011 9:21am - AndrewBastard ""]
I dont like using strategy guides or anything...the ONLY reason I'm gonna puss out on this mission is because at the beginning of the mission I was supposed to give this dude a couple piece of my gear to use on the quest and I fucked up doing that so when it came time to get my gear from him and fight people, he didnt have anything for me so I'm fucking weaponless stuck in this mansion and the only way out is with this key that I cant pickpocket..I have to kill this wizard with no weapons, armor etc...
ONLY MAGIC.
FUUUUUUUUUU
[Nov 14,2011 9:21am - arilliusbm ""]
What, are you going to Hammerfell?
[Nov 14,2011 9:29am - ark ""]
burnsy said:Crept in and slashed her with my dual wielded scimitars. Oops. Cool story, bro.
careful next time you sleep bro!
[Nov 14,2011 9:30am - ark ""]
i've gone to sleep and woken up in different places twice so far.
[Nov 14,2011 9:46am - arilliusbm ""]
I dont use guides either, but this one is so detailed and awesome. Not going to use it for missions
[Nov 14,2011 9:48am - ark ""]
AndrewBastard said:i want to punch myself in the face right now...FUCK BEING AT WORK.
skyrim withdrawal + ears ringing from never blow out the eastern candle = fuck today
[Nov 14,2011 9:49am - arilliusbm ""]
I've demolished the bathroom at work twice today.
[Nov 14,2011 10:06am - AndrewBastard ""]
ark said:i've gone to sleep and woken up in different places twice so far.
a bug?
I did a drinking contest mission that ended up with me blacking out and waking up on the other side of the world...it turned into a huge ordeal.
[Nov 14,2011 10:20am - ark ""]
nope. the drinking contest was one. finish that questline, it's a good one. another one was for the dark brotherhood. they are DARK in this game.
[Nov 14,2011 10:23am - Martins ""]
MACE OF MOLAG BAL
[Nov 14,2011 10:24am - arilliusbm ""]
Martins playing a non JRPG?
[Nov 14,2011 10:25am - sigh ""]
Kind of disappointed that the textures aren't that detailed on the PC version. I guess we'll have to wait for a high res texture pack mod.
There are a few tweaks you can do to get the trees and water to look a little better though.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/11/the-elde...-disable-vsync-change-fov-and-more/
[Nov 14,2011 10:28am - ark ""]
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11
look at the info for the DX9 sharpen filter. HUGE DIFFERENCE. i have no complaints how it looks on the PC. some components are "outdated" like people wishing there were footprints on the snow, etc. come on...
[Nov 14,2011 10:32am - sigh ""]
ark said:
narkybark said:I do have to complain about the PC UI though. HOLY SHIT ITS ATROCIOUS.
the WSAD menu switching just pissed me off. i had to switch to a controller...works far better.
The controls for PC are very buggy. Don't try changing them from the defaults or shit gets all mixed up and stops working. The UI also doesn't get updated when you rebind keys. I can't believe game devs still get away with doing this. Seriously how hard is it to display the updated key bindings?
[Nov 14,2011 10:35am - Martins ""]
arilliusbm said:Martins playing a non JRPG?
And on PC? LOLWUT
[Nov 14,2011 10:36am - sigh ""]
ark said:http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11
look at the info for the DX9 sharpen filter. HUGE DIFFERENCE. i have no complaints how it looks on the PC. some components are "outdated" like people wishing there were footprints on the snow, etc. come on...
The game overall looks very good and runs smooth for me on max settings. It's just when close up to certain things it doesn't look that impressive. You can tell they limited it to run better on consoles.
[Nov 14,2011 10:40am - KEVORD ""]
Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.
[Nov 14,2011 10:45am - Martins ""]
Sleeping and waiting are just good for getting to a specific time of day faster. I think.
[Nov 14,2011 10:46am - arilliusbm ""]
Sleeping in a bed thats not yours and sleeping in a bed you own is different in skyrim.
[Nov 14,2011 10:51am - ark ""]
KEVORD said:Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.
sleeping in an owned bed gives you the "rested" effect which i think means you learn skills faster for a while. waiting is just for something like getting to a shop when they're not open. as for cooking, raw food doesn't give you much health, experimenting with recipies and cooked food gives you a lot more buffs (like increased stamina or magic regen for a while after eating a steak)
[Nov 14,2011 10:56am - AndrewBastard ""]
i NEVER eat...
[Nov 14,2011 11:01am - ark ""]
alchemy and cooking helps you out a lot. i always play on sadistic difficulty so i need all the help i can get.
[Nov 14,2011 11:02am - KEVORD ""]
Once I figured out I could use magic to replenish health I thought it was silly to carry around a ton of food.
[Nov 14,2011 11:03am - arilliusbm ""]
AndrewBastard said:i NEVER eat...
Yea. You're a milk drinker.
[Nov 14,2011 11:17am - AndrewBastard ""]
I use alchemy a lot...whats up with cooking? I'm not sure I ever did that even in Morrowind or Oblivion.
[Nov 14,2011 11:20am - Alx_Casket ""]
It's borrowed from Fallout, equally useless in this game unless you're playing on max difficulty which probably requires you to eat.
[Nov 14,2011 11:39am - ark ""]
pretty much
[Nov 14,2011 11:41am - blessed offal nli ""]
KEVORD said:Is there a bemefit to sleeping and why do I need to eat when I can replenish my health with magic? Probably noob questions but I've only played for four hours and I'm a level 3.
in the last one you had to sleep to level up, so it was very important. all it does in SKYRIM is heal you. if you wait, you heal as well, so its pretty pointless. you dont need to eat, but if youre a mage then its good to have some potions to heal with so you dont have to use your mana on healing.
[Nov 14,2011 11:57am - Alx_Casket ""]
mana -lol
Also, this game has overtaken my life as predicted. I just sent aril an MMS while taking a shit of me holding a large roll of toilet paper that looked like a cheese wheel to me. Value: 1
Weight: 3
[Nov 14,2011 11:59am - arilliusbm ""]
dick reflection FTL
[Nov 14,2011 12:32pm - AndrewBastard ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
in the last one you had to sleep to level up, so it was very important. .
"YOU SHOULD REST AND MEDITATE ON WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED"
[Nov 14,2011 12:36pm - Martins ""]
Barely want to be at work right now. I just wanna go around dual wielding maces killing forsworn or the silver hand or continuing to not head up to meet the greybeards.
[Nov 14,2011 12:47pm - burnsy ""]
It's definitely not a waste to pay the greybeards a visit.
[Nov 14,2011 1:17pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.
Barbas the dog is a stellar tank. Fuck finishing the quest, I now have two followers.
[Nov 14,2011 1:30pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I mix it up like crazy...random quest to random quest stopping in between to fuck up a cave I discover or help some dude out here and there.
the quest menu is way better on this than on the past ES games...
[Nov 14,2011 1:49pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Let me guess... someone stole your sweet roll?
[Nov 14,2011 1:51pm - blessed offal nli ""]
burnsy said:It's definitely not a waste to pay the greybeards a visit.
yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(
[Nov 14,2011 1:52pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.
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yea but you need the whirlwind dash to clear certain dungeons I bet.
[Nov 14,2011 2:03pm - AndrewBastard ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Greybeards - prepare to walk up a mountain for 2 hours.
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yea but you need the whirlwind dash to clear certain dungeons I bet.
YEP took me a while to figure this one out where I needed to use that. *HINT*Colored pillars *HINT*
[Nov 14,2011 2:18pm - burnsy ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(
I have a companion I got from the jarl in whiterun. She's proven most helpful. We fucked that troll up good. She's also really helpful when fighting dragons because she's a great archer. Highly suggest, even though she acts like a dumb bitch and goes uhhhhh if you get too close.
[Nov 14,2011 2:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
They never have fat people in these games.
[Nov 14,2011 2:22pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I never take on those companions...
I guess I should...i usually tell them to stay put.
[Nov 14,2011 2:23pm - blessed offal nli ""]
burnsy said:
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
yea, in oblivion I didnt really follow the main quest, but that shit was epic as fuck. I got raped by that ice troll though :(
I have a companion I got from the jarl in whiterun. She's proven most helpful. We fucked that troll up good. She's also really helpful when fighting dragons because she's a great archer. Highly suggest, even though she acts like a dumb bitch and goes uhhhhh if you get too close.
yea thats what I did. bitches names Lydia. she walks between me wwhen i talk to people so i cant see who im talking to.
[Nov 14,2011 2:28pm - ark ""]
elder scrolls games are always a circus with NPCs and companions. I wish they took a queue from Fallout: New Vegas where the companions actually worked, it was easy to give them orders, and they had their own backstory, quests and conversations. the only thing that took a step backward in skyrim is the companion system.
[Nov 14,2011 2:29pm - narkybark ""]
I haven't yet been able to give companions orders but then I just now realized it's probably that same key-switching nonsense so it won't work anymore.
[Nov 14,2011 2:32pm - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard said:I never take on those companions...
I guess I should...i usually tell them to stay put.
you should take them, theyre really helpful. its one of the new aditions to the ES games that I really like so far. and you can make them do stuff, like wait places for you or attack random townspeople.
[Nov 14,2011 2:35pm - burnsy ""]
You can tell them to pick shit up and make them carry shit for you as well.
[Nov 14,2011 2:37pm - blessed offal nli ""]
for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics
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[Nov 14,2011 2:38pm - sigh ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 14,2011 2:58pm - ark ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics
i'm kinda glad they cut it out. everybody runs, seemed like a pointless skill. i was psyched sprinting made it in.
[Nov 14,2011 3:01pm - ark ""]
i logged almost 20 hours this weekend. pretty sure it's my favorite western rpg since i dunno, your mom
[Nov 14,2011 3:04pm - blessed offal nli ""]
ark said:
blessed%20offal%20nli said:for the record, I'm still super bummed about no athletics
i'm kinda glad they cut it out. everybody runs, seemed like a pointless skill. i was psyched sprinting made it in.
no way, leveling up your jump was not only awesome for the obvious reasons, it was also really helpful when you got ambushed by a minotaur to be able to just jump onto a rooftop and run away. I am glad about sprint as well.
[Nov 14,2011 3:06pm - blessed offal nli ""]
was taking the long way to some quest and came across a sleeping dragon. I woke it, it killed my Lydia and then ii killed it, only to be COMPLETELY RAPED by some demon thing called Krosis. This guy is an asshole. I ended up dying like 8 times cuz his fireball kills me in 2 hits (and i had just used a bunch of items to increase frost resistance to kill that frost dragon) and then I just grabbed the shit outta his chest and ran like a bitch. My companion is suspiciously back at my side now.
[Nov 14,2011 3:25pm - ark ""]
KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??
[Nov 14,2011 3:26pm - ark ""]
i've noticed the companion rarely dies, they just kneel and stay out of the fight if they don't get completely finished off. then they come find you i guess.
[Nov 14,2011 3:28pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i havent found this sleeping dragon yet...
should I just cancel my gym membership? I usually go after work but all I want to do is fucking PLAY.
its like a drug. better than drugs. I played this over absu/beers last night.
[Nov 14,2011 4:02pm - Alx_Casket ""]
re: Krosis and other dragon priests
SPOILER TO KILLS Get the Priests to come out of their sarcophagus, run and rest for 1 hour. Come back and theyll be laying down in their tomb with the top off and are triggered just like any Draugr, so you can sneak up on it and get a crit sneak hit/kill
[Nov 14,2011 4:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
^ what a cheapo. I can't stand gamers that do that shit. I bet you were one of those game genie fags
[Nov 14,2011 4:27pm - ark ""]
hahaha. Krosis is too dumb to replace the lid on his sarcophagus.
[Nov 14,2011 4:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
Silver has better attack power against undead.
[Nov 14,2011 5:12pm - AndrewBastard ""]
OMG!! PLAYING SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nov 14,2011 5:21pm - eddienli ""]
so this is worth buying? thinking about going out of my video game hibernation for this.
[Nov 14,2011 5:24pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah Aril, cheating on easy mode sums up how I live most aspects of life.
[Nov 14,2011 5:53pm - blessed offal nli ""]
ark said:KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??
yea but I can't use it because it says I don't have dragon souls even though I JUST killed a dragon and got its soul.
oh and my companion ran off a high cliff and then reappeared. I got tired of her stupid face so I torched her. I wish I had her now for this dragon though :/
[Nov 14,2011 6:04pm - burnsy ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:
ark said:KROSIS, fuck that guy. I had to run. did you get the power words from the wall the dragon was sleeping on??
yea but I can't use it because it says I don't have dragon souls even though I JUST killed a dragon and got its soul.
Yeah, I got the ethereal thu'um and killed two dragons. Still saying it requires dragon souls. What gives?! Seriously wish I could've fit my xbox in my luggage.
[Nov 14,2011 6:46pm - ark ""]
i think when you're in the menu, you press X to spend the dragon souls...not sure if the interface shows you that, i had to mash some buttons 'til i figured it out. i didn't visit the greybeards yet.
[Nov 14,2011 7:32pm - SLAAAAGG NLI ""]
Coming out of my OCCCUPY REAL LIFE video game habit denial and ignoring you fucks to say that I am currently downloading this. May your souls burn in eternal purgatory and that you continue your never ending half - fuckwit chortling ways .
[Nov 14,2011 9:43pm - sigh ""]
I have climbed the highest peak in Skyrim. Game over.
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[Nov 14,2011 9:47pm - sigh ""]
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[Nov 15,2011 1:35am - Alx_Casket ""]
Fucking Falmers.
[Nov 15,2011 7:40am - AndrewBastard ""]
I left off last night in a good spot. Got an army behind me about to storm some vampire leaders cage. Saved it just before entering and went to bed.
I WILL GO TO THE GYM TODAY AFTER WORK....then fuck up some faggy vampires.
[Nov 15,2011 7:56am - Martins ""]
Everywhere is out of the GTX 570 I want (for this and Battlefield 3 prettiness) and it's pissing me off.
[Nov 15,2011 8:08am - AndrewBastard ""]
XBOX USERS:
So I may be stuck in Pennsylvania for thanksgiving from Weds night to Saturday! *GASP*... I'm staying at my uncles and he has a 360 he never uses *THANK THE UNHOLY GOAT*...
my question: i saved my Skyrim game on the hard drive...can I transfer it to the a memory unit and just bring the disc and the MU to my uncles or do I have to bring the whole HD?
ITT: SERIOUS ISSUES.
[Nov 15,2011 8:30am - arilliusbm ""]
Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!
Ooohhh!
[Nov 15,2011 8:35am - the_reverend ""]
yeah, except whenever a new game comes out for the PS3, I put it in and play.
When a new games comes out for PC, I put it in and it tells me my videocard isn't good enough so then I replace that. Then my RAM isn't fast enough so I go to replace that and.. oh shit, I have to replace my CPU and MB cause they don't support the faster ram.
FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
I don't have the time/money to keep up with the joneses. I just want to play the games. and my that I mean watch 24/7 cut scenes.
[Nov 15,2011 8:40am - arktouros ""]
AndrewBastard said:can I transfer it to the a memory unit and just bring the disc and the MU to my uncles
YUP
[Nov 15,2011 8:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!
Ooohhh!
maybe if it was on a LAPTOP, sure...dont most of you PC gamers use desktops or is that old news?
[Nov 15,2011 8:44am - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:
FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
.
Fuck you.
And besides, all the best computer games came out in the 80s and 90s. Like metal.
my video card runs this game on high settings (looks better than 360) and was 130 bucks. instead of wasting money on faggy ipads, you could be playing games on a computer, the way they are meant to be post PSX.
[Nov 15,2011 8:48am - arktouros ""]
any laptop that could run new games costs twice as much as a better desktop, so desktops. rev has a good point, you really need to know a lot about PC hardware and how long the shelf life of a typical setup would be. i just upgraded my computer for the first time in 4 years and not because it wasn't performing, but because i stabbed my motherboard with a screwdriver. another reason PC isn't much more reliable than a red-ringing xbox. i still went through 3 xboxes all the same before i got rid of it.
[Nov 15,2011 8:50am - arilliusbm ""]
i'm never going to stop defending PC/Computer gaming, maize eaters. you guys all sold your souls a long time ago.
[Nov 15,2011 8:52am - arktouros ""]
pc gaming is making another comeback. skyrim is getting fantastic numbers on PC. SUPPROT
[Nov 15,2011 8:55am - arilliusbm ""]
When I die, all I want my gravestone to say is:
"PC Games > Modern Console Gaming"
[Nov 15,2011 9:23am - AndrewBastard ""]
Jim: so why did you say this:
arilliusbm said:Wouldnt be an issue if it WERE ON A COMPUTER!
bringing an entire desktop setup to my uncles would be easier than bringing my xbox disk and a tiny Memory Unit ?
[Nov 15,2011 9:29am - arilliusbm ""]
Steam.
[Nov 15,2011 9:34am - AndrewBastard ""]
does that imply downloading it to my uncles computer?
[Nov 15,2011 9:36am - arilliusbm ""]
only cornering me proving a point that console gaming is easier is real.
[Nov 15,2011 9:59am - AndrewBastard ""]
I think you've done the opposite...
what are the chances my uncles computer can even run this game?...all this tech mumbo jumbo you guys are talking about required to play this game....
[Nov 15,2011 10:11am - Alx_Casket ""]
8.7%
[Nov 15,2011 10:12am - ark ""]
meh. probably slim chance. and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.
[Nov 15,2011 10:13am - ark ""]
yeah i'd say 8.7%
[Nov 15,2011 10:15am - arilliusbm ""]
In a case such as that, if you had a laptop that could run it, you could play it ANYWHERE.
As you can see, pros and cons.
[Nov 15,2011 10:16am - arilliusbm ""]
PROS AND CONS
BUT MORE PROS THAN CONS ON PC
[Nov 15,2011 10:36am - Pires ""]
arilliusbm said:
the_reverend said:
FUCK COMPUTER GAMERS.
.
Fuck you.
And besides, all the best computer games came out in the 80s and 90s. Like metal.
my video card runs this game on high settings (looks better than 360) and was 130 bucks. instead of wasting money on faggy ipads, you could be playing games on a computer, the way they are meant to be post PSX.
I never understood the iPad appeal. It doesn't run flash, yet it is supposed to act like a computer? FAIL.
[Nov 15,2011 10:39am - AndrewBastard ""]
ark said:and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.
what do you mean?
[Nov 15,2011 10:41am - Pires ""]
I'd take your hard drive just in case. It ain't that big and is worth taking if you're going to be there for a while.
[Nov 15,2011 10:43am - ark ""]
AndrewBastard said:
ark said:and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.
what do you mean?
meaning you'd either need to download a torrent for the PC version, buy it on Steam, or buy the retail PC DVD version. xbox discs only work on xbox.
[Nov 15,2011 10:57am - blessed offal nli ""]
I've always been into PC gaming but I'm enjoying this just fine on xbox 360 so who gives a shit? ....back to skyrim....
[Nov 15,2011 11:03am - arilliusbm ""]
Better graphics +use of a mouse + BETHESDA ORIGINALLY MADE ELDER SCROLLS GAMES FOR COMPUTERS ... That's who cares. Argument will never eeennnnnddd. Nevvvvvarrrr!!
Playing this game on xbox is like owning a rereleased Les Legions Noire album on CD. DOES NO COMPUTE
[Nov 15,2011 11:08am - AndrewBastard ""]
ark said:
AndrewBastard said:
ark said:and you can't just pop in the xbox disc either.
what do you mean?
meaning you'd either need to download a torrent for the PC version, buy it on Steam, or buy the retail PC DVD version. xbox discs only work on xbox.
oh I know that..but my uncle has an xbox so I can use that while I'm there...
Jim: I didnt realize you had all the LLN stuff on original demo tapes and not just mp3s we downloaded from DC++ LOLOLOLOOL
[Nov 15,2011 11:09am - arilliusbm ""]
lol.
Only a sole moevot copy is real
[Nov 15,2011 11:10am - arilliusbm ""]
you got me andy boy. BAD ANALOGY
[Nov 15,2011 11:11am - ark ""]
even if the skyrim interface sucks on PC (which i hope they fix) it still beats the hell out of oblivion's
[Nov 15,2011 11:13am - arilliusbm ""]
I love it now.
[Nov 15,2011 11:19am - arilliusbm ""]
Andrew, how was it baked? I know you rarely smoke now..
[Nov 15,2011 11:20am - AndrewBastard ""]
i love the way the menu works in this Vs Oblivions.
Morrowinds was the worse.
[Nov 15,2011 11:36am - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:Andrew, how was it baked? I know you rarely smoke now..
i NEVER smoke these days...
I have a one hitter and I literally pack the tiniest bowl, take 2 solid hits and I'm friend for at least a mission, usually two missions.
I'm still technically off the pot though. When I smoke that shit while out partying it just puts me to sleep.
[Nov 15,2011 12:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Life was so much easier a week ago.
[Nov 15,2011 12:54pm - arilliusbm ""]
How do you guys like the lock picking now? I love it. Fucking fun. Also, it seems like it is easier to obtain lock picks too.
[Nov 15,2011 1:02pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I like that you can just get lockpicks anywhere, but I liked the system better in Oblivion.
When the dragons talk to each other, the language sounds like Jabbas language.
Oh and theres some chick named Delphine...... FUCK-A YOU, DELPHINNNNNE
[Nov 15,2011 1:04pm - Alx_Casket ""]
It's getting easier to pick high level locks. At first it was damn near impossible to do a master lock, but I like that they give low level characters the opportunity to try. And where are you getting lockpicks? In Oblivion, merchants had a ton of them. Now they only have a few, if you're lucky.
[Nov 15,2011 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""]
Just about every bandit (especially the silver douches) carry them. In oblivion, it was usually the goblins who had them.
[Nov 15,2011 1:08pm - AndrewBastard ""]
lock picks are everywhere!
but the whole system seems pretty much the same as in Oblivion to me minus the vibrating thumb stick which I kinda liked.
its way easier.
[Nov 15,2011 1:09pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Nov 15,2011 1:10pm - AndrewBastard ""]
hahah what the shit? whats that?
maybe playing on PC is better.
[Nov 15,2011 1:11pm - arilliusbm ""]
AndrewBastard said:the vibrating thumb stick which I kinda liked.
its way easier.
LOL'd
[Nov 15,2011 1:20pm - ark ""]
nude mods!
i got a sweet mod that changes the night sky to a high res real stellar photography background and keeps the constellations in the game there. another good one lets the game executable use 4GB of ram.
[Nov 15,2011 1:22pm - Alx_Casket ""]
if you can modify a game, chances are high that you'll see nude skins eventually. I made the first nude stripper mod for GTA: Vice City, it had a ton of downloads haha
[Nov 15,2011 1:30pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Alx_Casket said:It's getting easier to pick high level locks. At first it was damn near impossible to do a master lock, but I like that they give low level characters the opportunity to try. And where are you getting lockpicks? In Oblivion, merchants had a ton of them. Now they only have a few, if you're lucky.
merchants didnt sell lockpicks, the only place you could buy them was from the thieves guild itself, or find them in random places.
[Nov 15,2011 1:33pm - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:Just about every bandit (especially the silver douches) carry them. In oblivion, it was usually the goblins who had them.
Or you could have talked to shady Sam. He usually had 60 for sale.
[Nov 15,2011 1:42pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah, my memory sucks. I had the skeleton key and then no care whatsoever
[Nov 15,2011 2:10pm - arilliusbm ""]
I love how all of us are fucking stuggling when we're at work.
[Nov 15,2011 2:13pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Girls wish we cared this much about them amirite
[Nov 15,2011 2:16pm - ark ""]
not sure what you're talking about, was playing earlier whilst patching servers
[Nov 15,2011 2:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
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[Nov 15,2011 2:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
Hahaha way too big
[Nov 15,2011 2:23pm - Alx_Casket ""]
All I can make out from that pic is "SUBJECTIVITIES"
[Nov 15,2011 2:27pm - AndrewBastard ""]
SKYRIM IS GREATER THAN YOUR KEYBOARD?
i agree
[Nov 15,2011 2:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
Damn, I had to sneak that picture because theres too many people around. That book is HUGE
[Nov 15,2011 2:29pm - the_reverend ""]
Pires said:I never understood the iPad appeal. It doesn't run flash, yet it is supposed to act like a computer? FAIL.
then yo7u have never had one in your life. I love my iPad.
What world are you in where flash is a good thing?
FLASH SUCKS!
[Nov 15,2011 2:33pm - Lydia ""]
Huh?
[Nov 15,2011 3:19pm - ark ""]
the_reverend said:FLASH SUCKS! YEAH! SILVERLIGHT RULES!
[Nov 15,2011 3:57pm - burnsy ""]
Lydia said:Huh?
Haha I get so pissed when she does that shit.
Complaint about companions: they can mirror you when you sneak and draw your weapon but they can't follow when you jump on something.
[Nov 16,2011 12:52am - Randy Marsh nli ""]
This game is great so far. Makes me wanna rim the sky.
[Nov 16,2011 7:37am - AndrewBastard ""]
I had one of those down nights last night where I got like NOTHING done in this game even though I played for like 3-4 hours.
hate when that happens.
[Nov 16,2011 8:06am - arilliusbm ""]
Just go to another city
[Nov 16,2011 8:20am - AndrewBastard ""]
it wasnt that really...basically i took up the game invading a vampire cave for some mission....
I laid the smack down and completed that mission but then, without warning, I'm 3/4 of the way through another random mission and the sun comes up and I'm a fucking vampire...I had no idea so I had waited a bunch of different times and was deep into my vampirism so its a huge pain in the ass to un-do it so I went all the way back to my save from the day before and just skipped the vampire cave...that wasted like 3 hours. after all that BS I did like 2 tiny wack ass misc quests before I had to fall asleep.
[Nov 16,2011 8:21am - AndrewBastard ""]
NOTHING WORSE THAN AN UNPRODUCTIVE DAY IN SKYRIM.
fuck off real world.
[Nov 16,2011 9:01am - arilliusbm ""]
Lol. At least you were mentally stimulated. Too bad there's no vibrating thumb sticks to make it physically stimulating.
[Nov 16,2011 9:07am - AndrewBastard ""]
kid, youre obviously jelly of the vib thumb stick...you didnt get that sensation with your stupid mouse.
[Nov 16,2011 9:11am - Alx_Casket ""]
I finally figured out that I don't have to be all 'you wanna mess brah?' with every fucking falmer I came across. They're just belligerent Stevie Wonders.
[Nov 16,2011 9:12am - arilliusbm ""]
What? I have a vibrating anal mouse.
[Nov 16,2011 10:43am - Lydia ""]
ehhh...
[Nov 16,2011 10:55am - ark ""]
finally hoofed it to meet the greybeards. BADASS.
[Nov 16,2011 10:58am - ark ""]
AndrewBastard said:it wasnt that really...basically i took up the game invading a vampire cave for some mission....
I laid the smack down and completed that mission but then, without warning, I'm 3/4 of the way through another random mission and the sun comes up and I'm a fucking vampire...I had no idea so I had waited a bunch of different times and was deep into my vampirism so its a huge pain in the ass to un-do it so I went all the way back to my save from the day before and just skipped the vampire cave...that wasted like 3 hours. after all that BS I did like 2 tiny wack ass misc quests before I had to fall asleep.
does being a vampire suck that bad, it takes a lot for me to reload a save...if i sunk 3 hours into it by then i'd just play with the cards i was dealt.
[Nov 16,2011 11:00am - ark ""]
i found a vampire cave but i didn't delve deep because the first real vampire was beating the shit out of me.
[Nov 16,2011 11:10am - AndrewBastard ""]
it doesnt suck but it hinders your other questing and I havent even scratched the surface of questing....certian people wont talk to you, you get chased out of towns and shit...
Its the type of thing you wanna do after you've done like everything else in the game...then just wreak havok cause youve got nothing to lose.
[Nov 16,2011 1:14pm - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard said:it doesnt suck but it hinders your other questing and I havent even scratched the surface of questing....certian people wont talk to you, you get chased out of towns and shit...
Its the type of thing you wanna do after you've done like everything else in the game...then just wreak havok cause youve got nothing to lose.
yea in oblivion I love jumping from rooftop to rooftop and vampirizing niggaz. it sucks when you wanna fast travel and its day out though.
[Nov 16,2011 1:18pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fast travel? You fags fast travel?
[Nov 16,2011 1:19pm - Lydia ""]
You shouldn't be in here!
[Nov 16,2011 1:26pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arilliusbm said:Fast travel? You fags fast travel?
I knew you were gonna say this.
[Nov 16,2011 1:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
I've lost all respect for you fast travelling maize eaters.
[Nov 16,2011 1:40pm - AndrewBastard ""]
HAHAH I fast travel occasionally...when its a quick "give this letter to so and so" type of mission.
I always walk when its near by or in an area i dont frequent.
[Nov 16,2011 1:45pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I only fast travel. No time to waste pissing on wolves.
[Nov 16,2011 1:56pm - ark ""]
walking a couple miles from A to B never works out the way you plan.
[Nov 16,2011 1:56pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
only riding a horse off of a mountain is real
[Nov 16,2011 2:03pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arilliusbm said:Insert predictable generic elitist gamer comment here
[Nov 16,2011 2:06pm - AndrewBastard ""]
sometimes a seemingly easy stroll from this town to that cave or whatever can turn into the most frustrating non-stop barrage of stupid attacks and its so hard to stop and rest with no enemies around out in the wild.
I swear the higher your level goes up, the more random attacks take place which I think is wack. it should always stay the same.
[Nov 16,2011 2:10pm - narkybark ""]
Only having maxed out Block perks and becoming the Juggernaut is real.
[Nov 16,2011 2:13pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
kill some dragons about it
[Nov 16,2011 2:14pm - ark ""]
bears and cats sometimes make noise from far away so they can be easy to spot, but they're also sneaky motherfuckers. i find myself sneaking around if i have low visibility. remember if you know how to treat giants, they will help you. the attacks aren't really random but it depends on the area you're in (i.e. fields around whiterun, versus deep forest/away from roads)
[Nov 16,2011 2:20pm - AndrewBastard ""]
how do you treat giants? i havent fucked with one yet...i keep steering clear when i see them in the distance.
[Nov 16,2011 2:22pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i remember in Morrowind you'd be strolling along and one of those stupid flying taradactyl looking things or like a fucking RAT would attack you and you'd fucking DIE (early on)...a fucking RAT! I'd be whacking it with a fucking mace repeatedly and it'd still kill me.
Glad they learned from that foolishness.
[Nov 16,2011 2:23pm - ark ""]
they're extremely territorial. don't walk under their feet. don't fuck with their mammoths. don't take their stuff. put your weapon away if you walk through their camp. i noticed at one of their camps there was some purple tree that they let me harvest some goo from.
[Nov 16,2011 2:34pm - narkybark ""]
that wasn't a tree.
[Nov 16,2011 2:35pm - ark ""]
lol
[Nov 16,2011 2:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
Roflcopter.
[Nov 16,2011 2:39pm - AndrewBastard ""]
legit LOLing
[Nov 16,2011 3:49pm - frankovhell ""]
Ok i caved, and got this sooner than i planned because I happened to be right next to the gamestop and figured i would renew my 5 dollar reservation. Its a great game, more addicting than i thought it would be. My only issues are predictably with the combat system. Its needs a lock on feature when you are close up. 3rd person is feels retarded even though i prefer that viewpoint usually. I wish there was some way to dodge and have it take stamina. Also does hitting someone in the head do more damage?
[Nov 16,2011 3:55pm - ark ""]
the combat is no dark souls for sure. it is different. i don't like 3rd person in this game. it's possible to dodge attacks but you have to predict how their swing is going and you don't get a speed bonus, you just have to be damn good. head damage does do more. i guess there's a reason you can't lock on, you are just supposed to land your hits and you don't get any help. i could be wrong, but dodging might be a perk in one of the skill trees. i know decapitations are in the "two-handed" skill tree. i think there's a quick dodge in the "sneak" skill tree but i'm not sure what it does.
[Nov 16,2011 3:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
All of these answers are in the book.
[Nov 16,2011 4:09pm - ark ""]
i should have wrote that
[Nov 16,2011 4:41pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
Barbas the dog is a stellar tank. Fuck finishing the quest, I now have two followers.
Am I the only one abusing Barbas this way? 3 man party with indestructible doggy tank that never dies = ez mode.
Although the dog gets annoying as hell in close hallways.
[Nov 16,2011 4:50pm - ark ""]
haven't met that dog yet. probably tastes great.
[Nov 16,2011 5:02pm - narkybark ""]
any follower I pick up always ends up walking in front of me and eating fiery death.
[Nov 16,2011 6:38pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
The award for best Anti-Girlfriend videogame goes to Skyrim.
[Nov 16,2011 8:03pm - KEVORD ""]
Oh snap, I killed Mirmulnir and now I'm Mother Fuckin Dragon Born.
[Nov 16,2011 8:08pm - burnsy ""]
KEVORD said:Oh snap, I killed Mirmulnir and now I'm Mother Fuckin Dragon Born.
Fas ro dah muthafucka.
[Nov 16,2011 10:48pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I keep noticing it looks like enemies are yielding to me but I just kill them. Is this also explained in the guide?
[Nov 16,2011 10:54pm - burnsy ""]
I've noticed that as well. You mean they'll say something like "I can't best you," and stay on there hands and knees? I slice those fuckers up anyways.
[Nov 16,2011 11:48pm - blessed offal nli ""]
yea is there a way to accept their yield? Not that I would do a faggy thing like that, but a friend of mine... Lets call her Lisa S. No thats too obvious. L. Simpson was wondering because shes a dick head and thinks life is precious.
[Nov 16,2011 11:50pm - burnsy ""]
Anyone who thinks life is precious has no place in Skyrim.
[Nov 16,2011 11:50pm - burnsy ""]
But I don't know a way to accept their yield short of just... going somewhere else. ha.
[Nov 17,2011 12:03am - burnsy ""]
A quick search yielded this http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/35219/how-do-i-accept-a-yield
I guess bandits are prone to scumfuckery. Shocker, I know.
[Nov 17,2011 12:05am - blessed offal nli ""]
burnsy said:Anyone who thinks life is precious has no place in Skyrim. ive killed so many people and stolen so much shit and no thieves guild or dark broz :( game needz moar WMDs
[Nov 17,2011 12:08am - burnsy ""]
A couple dark cool story bros have tried to take me out already and the thieves guild is in Riften. Could definitely use a holy hand grenade or two.
[Nov 17,2011 9:33am - burnsy ""]
Finally Boston bound. Skyrim awaits. I've been such a shitty hero traveling for work.
[Nov 17,2011 9:35am - Alx_Casket ""]
I've been such a shitty dragonburns fast-traveling for work.
[Nov 17,2011 9:35am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Thank goodness - Lydia won't shut the fuck up about you!
[Nov 17,2011 9:42am - arilliusbm ""]
Slaughtering snobby Thalmor elves ffw
[Nov 17,2011 9:45am - ark ""]
pc users - make skyrim look 100 times better
http://kotaku.com/5860367/your-guide-to-ge...g-skyrim-looking-and-playing-better
[Nov 17,2011 9:49am - ark ""]
i like how they formed the civil war and imperial conflicts. i chose to join the stormcloaks but don't support everything they stand for. such is life.
[Nov 17,2011 9:55am - arilliusbm ""]
Attn AndrewBastard, BlessedOffal
Click Ark's link a repeat the first sentence plz.
[Nov 17,2011 10:01am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:Attn AndrewBastard, BlessedOffal
Click Ark's link a repeat the first sentence plz.
Yes, but be sure not to read the comments after, as most contain complaints about how badly broken the PC interface is, and how the game appears to be another console version ported to PC as far as interface, display, and graphics are concerned.
[Nov 17,2011 10:04am - arktouros ""]
there's no doubt a few console genes that screw up the PC version. it's not THAT bad, not at all. i've noticed some quirks especially with the crafting windows.
[Nov 17,2011 10:04am - Alx_Casket ""]
I've gotten used to the interface on PC. Looks way better than on console even before any tweaks. And I got a really good deal on it :!
[Nov 17,2011 11:49am - sigh ""]
Sabretooth tigers are annoying as fuck! Especially if there is more than one chasing you down.
[Nov 17,2011 11:55am - AndrewBastard ""]
^^ yep
[Nov 17,2011 12:09pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you.
[Nov 17,2011 12:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
Leveling up skills is addicting. Ive been decapitating people now. Its awesome
[Nov 17,2011 12:22pm - sigh ""]
Blessed_Offal said:just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you.
I actually chose the power at the start to control animals but haven't been making use of it much. I'm trying to level up my conjuration so I can just summon a tank whenever I need one. Right now I can only conjure a familiar which is way too weak to do anything.
[Nov 17,2011 12:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
Summon a what?
[Nov 17,2011 12:24pm - ark ""]
Blessed_Offal said:just go to shroud hearth barrow, you get a shout that will make animals not attack you. is that the same one that gets them to help you, i haven't figured out how to use that yet.
[Nov 17,2011 12:24pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Spells that haven't been invented yet INCLUDE:
I'm trying to level up my conjuration so I can just summon a tank whenever I need one.
[Nov 17,2011 12:31pm - arilliusbm ""]
PS: the nude patch sucks. The boobs and ass dont jiggle. DO NOT SUPPORT
[Nov 17,2011 12:52pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I just started using destruction and conjuration magic. Pretty fun when dual wielded with melee. I still love sneaking with the bow though. and now I dont have to bother with a heavy ass shield.
[Nov 17,2011 12:55pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Sniping with a poisoned fire-damage bow with 3x damage while sneaking feels so good. Until some high level dude hits me with a giant mallet.
[Nov 17,2011 2:02pm - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:Leveling up skills is addicting. Ive been decapitating people now. Its awesome
yeah my dude did like this gnarly jump-stab finishing move a-la brad pit in Troy. was epic.
[Nov 17,2011 3:03pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF
[Nov 17,2011 3:03pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
DOUBLE YOU TEA FUCK
[Nov 17,2011 3:05pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
sinistas said:Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)
also, churt schilling has a game studio? lolwut
[Nov 17,2011 3:07pm - arilliusbm ""]
Blessed_Offal said:so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF
That's because you fast travel.
...ohhhhhhhh!
[Nov 17,2011 3:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
Blessed_Offal said:
sinistas said:Can't wait for this or Reckoning (first game from Curt Schilling's 38 Studios)
also, churt schilling has a game studio? lolwut
Yea. He's a huge rpg nerd. I applied to his company but never heard back. The game they're making looks sick.
[Nov 17,2011 3:12pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I wish there was a way to knock on locked doors.
[Nov 17,2011 3:14pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:
Blessed_Offal said:so I'm lik e25 hours into this and have yet to see a single sign of any of those "standing stones." WTF
That's because you fast travel.
...ohhhhhhhh!
I mainly meant that because once I had logged over 100 hours in Oblivion and found damn near all the locations I didnt see the need to take 45 minutes walking from one place to another. I only use it occasionally now. I even cheated and looked up where one of the stones was and looked for 30 minutes and found nothing. I AM FAIL
[Nov 17,2011 3:27pm - KEVORD ""]
I climbed the mountain to the Gray beards and got my new yells. Now I'm on the quest they sent me on. I got rocked by giant spiders and a fire floor before I gave up last night. I hope I'm not moving to fast through the game withought improving my abilities.
[Nov 17,2011 3:30pm - sigh ""]
arilliusbm said:Summon a what?
A "tank" meaning any character strong enough to take the AI's focus off of me and attack them instead for an extended period of time. Right now the AI will attack the summoned wolf I have but it gets hit like once and dies.
[Nov 17,2011 3:40pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
sigh said:
arilliusbm said:Summon a what?
A "tank" meaning any character strong enough to take the AI's focus off of me and attack them instead for an extended period of time. Right now the AI will attack the summoned wolf I have but it gets hit like once and dies.
i hanvt come across any " ""s " as of yet.
[Nov 17,2011 3:47pm - arilliusbm ""]
KEVORD said:I climbed the mountain to the Gray beards and got my new yells. Now I'm on the quest they sent me on. I got rocked by giant spiders and a fire floor before I gave up last night. I hope I'm not moving to fast through the game withought improving my abilities.
Run into the left corner, watch the small spiders die. The big spider is a bitch, but can be taken down with a spell easily. You can run from it too. But the horn aint there.
[Nov 17,2011 3:48pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I wish I had 2 tvs so I could dual wield Skyrim with Dr. Who
[Nov 17,2011 3:50pm - KEVORD ""]
The horn isn't there? Fuck me. Lydia got taken out by two wizards for nothing. ....but I aint mad.
[Nov 17,2011 4:41pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
For the guy looking for the tank:
Go to Falkreath. Walk outside town and find the talking dog, Barbas.
Don't complete his quest.
You now have a completely invincible dog that draws aggro like mad and doesn't count as a follower. So not only is he the perfect tank, but you can still bring another follower along to make a nice little party.
I finally finished the dog quest, and was amazed at how much harder the game/combat got without him.
[Nov 17,2011 4:45pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
At one point I went outside and walked into the kitchen. Didn't realize there was a dragon outside. I heard the commotion and ran back into the living room to find I was completely unharmed, whilst the doggy and Lydia had fought the dragon without me and killed it on their own.
[Nov 17,2011 4:46pm - AndrewBastard ""]
LOL thats awesome.
[Nov 17,2011 9:00pm - frankovhell ""]
Was outside whiterun doors and saw a party of 4 people walking, went to talk to them and realized it says "hired thug" they proceeded to gang bang the shit out of my poor corpse. I decided to get lydia to help me after that....
[Nov 17,2011 10:54pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
yea those hired thugs are bitches though, when you see em coming just sneak attack. the dark broz ass's are even easier.
[Nov 18,2011 12:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
Lydia died during the first battle I took her into :|
[Nov 18,2011 12:16am - frankovehell ""]
Blessed_Offal said:yea those hired thugs are bitches though, when you see em coming just sneak attack. the dark broz ass's are even easier.
The spook assasins looking for the girl? Yeah i gotta kill them. I plan on being in the dark brother hood though cause im going with that sort of character. I'm only level 8.
[Nov 18,2011 12:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
Good news though, because I just found the "Cats of Skyrim" book. Secret power: 100% sadness ward
[Nov 18,2011 12:50am - blessed offal nli ""]
Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.
[Nov 18,2011 5:40am - frankovhell ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.
Oh its worse when your GF wants to PLAY the game so she wont leave you alone.
[Nov 18,2011 8:12am - AndrewBastard ""]
my ex loved watching me play oblivion but didnt ever want to play which was cool.
I havent met this lydia bitch yet. Level 23 as of last night. Got a lot of work done and started a quest helping some dude find ancient Daedra artifacts from the Oblivion days. HAIL DAGON.
Layed the smack down on a dragon and found a silly sword: sword of cowardess or some shit...everyone i hit with it flees from the fight for 30 seconds hahah...its kinda stupid.
[Nov 18,2011 8:21am - arilliusbm ""]
Any of you guys see the sanctuary yet? I had to get sap from a tree. It was beautiful. I took screen shots.
Ark, I upgraded it with the detailed faces and bodies patch. Do that up, they look way better. Only problem is that I had the nude patch and they dont agree. So right now the women have boobs that look like dirty skin with no nipples, and they have giant gaping assholes. LOL
[Nov 18,2011 8:27am - AndrewBastard ""]
I did the sanctuary...took me a while to figure out that I had to cut at the roots to get past.
[Nov 18,2011 8:31am - ark ""]
the ol' eldergleam tree? i didn't expect that place, that was awesome. haven't tried the n00ds yet.
i'm level 23 too. my girl likes watching RPGs. she only ever wants to play when there's butterflies or leeks to collect.
anybody who's done the companions quests, what's the first companions quest? they say they've given me work, but i forgot which quest they gave me! the only thing about the journal is it's not as detailed as it was in oblivion so it's easy to forget where you got quests from....
[Nov 18,2011 8:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
I dont even see a journal!? I've looked before... in oblivion you could re-read the conversation you just had, couldnt you?
[Nov 18,2011 8:43am - arilliusbm ""]
Yes, I've been werewolfing it up for some time. I can't remember what the first mission was. lvl 20 here. I've yet to see any ebony or glass weapons yet.
[Nov 18,2011 8:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
I found one ebony war axe...
no glass yet. only orc bows are real.
[Nov 18,2011 9:36am - burnsy ""]
Alx_Casket said:Lydia died during the first battle I took her into :|
Lydia's been my main bitch, FOR AT LEAST THREE MONTHS.
In all seriousness though, she hasn't died on me. I only got about 16 hours in due to not being home this week but she's proven to be a badass companion thus far.
[Nov 18,2011 9:40am - arilliusbm ""]
FUCK LYDIA. Theres better people that fight with you.
you can marry her, though
[Nov 18,2011 9:52am - burnsy ""]
I'm sure you're right. She's workin' out for me for now though. One day I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.
[Nov 18,2011 10:05am - Alx_Casket ""]
Going through mage college (UMass Skyrim) missions so I can get J'zargo (a cat that's a master of destruction lol)
[Nov 18,2011 10:06am - ark ""]
i need a mage companion.
andrew i guess the "journal" is just the quest log. i wish there was more detailed journals/logs like morrowind.
[Nov 18,2011 10:21am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
If you want a mage companion, you can also get one by completing the Black Star quest. I recommend you do this quest RIGHT AWAY if you do enchanting or use enchanted weapons. After you complete it you get either the black star - a refillable, reusable black soul gem or the Azuras Star - same thing, but it's a white soul gem. - black traps humanoid souls, white traps animal/creature souls
If you choose the azuras star ending (turn in at the altar) you get to keep the mage woman there as a companion.
I cannot say enough - do this quest EARLY as the higher level you get - the final fight of the quest can be IMPOSSIBLE. And the soul gem can be a huge game changer for people looking to do enchants. With a common soul gem, for example, I can enchant my armor for +2 health. The same enchant with the black star gives me +33 health. And it's REUSABLE.
[Nov 18,2011 10:27am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
burnsy said:I'm sure you're right. She's workin' out for me for now though. One day I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch.
Be aware - I've read online of at least two reports that it is possible
to have your house robbed by NPC's. Since learning this, I dismissed
Lydia and now she guards my house in whitecarl full time. Creepy thing
is, she has her own bedroom there but she hangs out in mine instead.
I think Lydia is into the inter-species sex thing. Once you go negro kitty,
you never go back.
Once you buy the house in Whiterun it will be her default home whether she's following you or not.
[Nov 18,2011 10:49am - AndrewBastard ""]
I never buy houses either...am i missing out? I usually just stash shit in a chest in a cave or fortress that I clear out.
[Nov 18,2011 10:54am - arilliusbm ""]
Yes. Although I share an apt with 2 hipsters in Riften
[Nov 18,2011 11:00am - Alx_Casket ""]
petition to change Allston's name to Riften?
[Nov 18,2011 11:15am - Blessed_Offal ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:Im gonna get the gf all drugged out on turkey and box wine til she passes out so I can play Skyrim all night.
everyone missed the point
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[Nov 18,2011 11:25am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I started buying houses after I read the warning from bethesda that the only
way to guarantee your shit doesn't disappear is to buy a house. I dunno if it's
intentional or a bug, but bethesda even put a warning in the manual this time
around saying that using containers you do not own can cause your shit to
disappear. I'm not taking that risk. I've probably got 10,000 in weapons
stashed in my house.
Also, having your own alchemy lab in your house, shelves filled with all
your books, a blacksmith next door, all my crafting goods, etc... is more
convenient to me than jumping town to town to get stuff done.
Now I just wish I could get an enchanting lab in the house, so I can stop having to run to Anise's cabin to get my enchanting done.
Also, DO NOT SELL YOUR CRAPPY WEAPONS WITHOUT ENCHANTING THEM FIRST.
Even using crappy lesser and petty gems, you can create an iron dagger
worth 10G, enchant it with a petty gem, and it will sell for 700G instead of
10G. In other words, take 100 iron ore, 100 leather/strips, and you can
craft 100 iron daggers, raise your skill like 50 points, enchant them, and
sell them for about 70,000G depending on your speechcraft. All for around
1000G in materials.
If you've been skipping or selling your shitty iron daggers and such, you're
losing out.
[Nov 18,2011 11:34am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard said:
I havent met this lydia bitch yet. Level 23 as of last night.
WTF, isn't it one of the first quests in the main storyline?
You shouldn't veer off so quickly. The first few quests (graybeards, courier/black star quest, etc...) give you perks
that can be pretty integral as you level early on. For instance, the
black star wouldn't be nearly as useful once I was in elite armor and
done crafting/enchanting/leveling skills.
[Nov 18,2011 11:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
i did the first few grey beards quests but know nothing of this black star quest youre talking about.
[Nov 18,2011 12:01pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Trying to think of what happened.
I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter. Whatever it is, it puts Azura's temple
on my map. If you go there, you meet a mage who sends you on a daedric
quest chain that ends with you getting a daedric artifact - black star or Azuras
star.
[Nov 18,2011 12:03pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Lydia quest is started I believe the first time you visit the Jarl in Whiterun.
When you arrive in town his soldier lady (lydia) tells him they saw a Dragon.
He asks you to follow her and help her fight the dragon since you have the
most experience with dragons. When you finish that quest he gives you Lydia.
[Nov 18,2011 12:06pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
he probably just either walked right by lydia, or said no when she asked to come with. I killed that bitch anyway.
[Nov 18,2011 12:06pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I think I did that Lydia quest and then decline her invitation to join me?
I have tons of random notes from couriers I haven't read yet.
[Nov 18,2011 12:09pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Trying to think of what happened.
I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter. Whatever it is, it puts Azura's temple
on my map. If you go there, you meet a mage who sends you on a daedric
quest chain that ends with you getting a daedric artifact - black star or Azuras
star.
Actually, I think I'm confusing a bunch of quests together.
SOMETHING put the temple on my map. And when I walked there it started
the quest. I think the courier thing was something else.
[Nov 18,2011 12:10pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard said:I think I did that Lydia quest and then decline her invitation to join me?
I have tons of random notes from couriers I haven't read yet.
Accept it. Even if you don't want her as a follower, she's like a free guard
dog for your house once you buy it. She's not a typical follower, she's a PRESENT. ;)
[Nov 18,2011 12:13pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
What is the max level in this one?
[Nov 18,2011 12:16pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Devs said 50, with a theoretical (DLC) limit of 70, if I recall.
[Nov 18,2011 12:17pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Fuck, FUCK fuck fuckity.
[Nov 18,2011 12:23pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
ok question for xboxers: you can have 2 preset weapon sets on your d-pad left and right by going to favorites and holding either left or right, but when I try to set two things, say flames and sword, to one direction it just does either one or the other, not both, so when i click left or right on the d pad it will quick switch to only one weapon instead of dual wielding. this seems like either Im doing something wrong or its just a huge game design flaw, because if you cant quick switch to a dual wield then whats the point? you quick switch to say a sword and you still have to open the menu to select a shield? WTF
[Nov 18,2011 12:30pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
ur doin it wrong.
It's not for switching item sets. It's for, say, switching quickly to a weapon
with a Soul Trap enchant in time for the killing blow. Or say you're dual wielding
maces. You set your bow to left d-pad. Now you can hit one button and whip
out your bow, take a shot, then hit the same button and rush back in with your
maces in hand.
[Nov 18,2011 12:37pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
yea but if im dual wielding and i switch to bow, when i switch back its not dual wielding anymore, because it only lets you select one weapon per button
[Nov 18,2011 12:54pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
nope, if you hit the button again it goes back to exactly what you had before.
If yours doesn't it's a bug.
[Nov 18,2011 12:55pm - Lydia ""]
YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!
[Nov 18,2011 1:03pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
yea I see it now. you can't set a specific dual wield, but whatever you were wielding last with the weapon/spell you have selected will show up.
[Nov 18,2011 1:08pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I love getting a quest for something I've already done.
Questgiver: Go get me this artifact in some dangerous cavern.
Large Negro Kitty: You mean THIS artifact right here?
QG: Wow, you really are the shit, my man! Here, take my money!
[Nov 18,2011 2:07pm - ark ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Trying to think of what happened.
I BELIEVE that when you do a shout outdoors the first time or something,
a courier brings you some sort of letter.
I got a letter from an interested party a while after I shouted the first time in Windhelm. Not sure if that's the same quest right now.
[Nov 18,2011 2:12pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Guards are telling me to stop shouting, it's making people nervous.
[Nov 18,2011 2:16pm - AndrewBastard ""]
only the BLACK HANDPRINT letter is real "WE KNOW"
[Nov 18,2011 2:19pm - burnsy ""]
AndrewBastard said:only the BLACK HANDPRINT letter is real "WE KNOW"
Haha I got that soon after I slaughtered the nice lady at the orphanage.
[Nov 19,2011 11:57pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Darkwater Pass, so sketchy.
[Nov 20,2011 12:20am - bignig ""]
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[Nov 20,2011 10:44am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
a lot of the dungeons are very Indiana Jones
[Nov 20,2011 10:56am - sinistas ""]
The courier quests give you "A Letter From A Friend" with locations of dungeons with new shout words. This is The Black Star: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:The_Black_Star
[Nov 20,2011 10:50pm - eye_hate_hipsters ""]
so i've learned some new words and killed a bunch of dragons but I can only use 2 shouts. what's the deal? i'm too lazy to look it up online
[Nov 20,2011 11:06pm - burnsy ""]
eye_hate_hipsters said:so i've learned some new words and killed a bunch of dragons but I can only use 2 shouts. what's the deal? i'm too lazy to look it up online
Had the same problem. Ark addressed it above but in the magic menu under shouts you hit x on the shout that's locked to spend a dragonsoul.
[Nov 20,2011 11:09pm - blessed offal nli ""]
you have to collect dragon souls (by killing dragons) and then you can 'spend' them by hitting x. once you have a soul, go to shouts and highlight it and hit 'x' or whatever button it says to spend it on whatever shout you want to use.
also, I really like the dungeons in this game, MUCHHHHH less repetitive dungeon crawling than in oblivion. bravo, bethesda. but seriously, no repair skills and weapon durability? GAY
[Nov 21,2011 3:04am - frankovhell ""]
Haha Drinking contest quest starting in whiterun funny as shit. Wake up across the world in some strange city. Got mad that the priestly types were making me clean up my mess that i made while black out drunk in their house so i proceed to pickpocket the head womens key and go into the inner secret area and steal religion artifacts, get caught , kill the priests, run through city laughing. This game is fun.
[Nov 21,2011 7:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
I mentioned that quest ^^^ up there. it turns into quite an ordeal...
also LOL at:
bignig said:[img]
last night I got TONS of short-ass misc quests done including one where I had to eat another human being on a sacrificial alter. Before I said yes to taking a bite, I googled the mission because I didnt want it to turn me into a fucking zombie or someshit where I have to kill and eat people to survive the rest of the fucking game...
I had to follow blood splatters on the ground to search for clues.
also an annoying bug where I couldnt get out of this one dungeon. this gate was closed and I pull the chain and it wouldnt open...FINALLY i googled that too and it was a bug; had to turn the xbox off and back on. as SOON as it loaded, i pulled the chain and the gate opened right up. Weird.
also I cleared out the Lost Knife Cave right near the beginning of the game it was kind of challenging cause I was such a low level character at the time....last night some dude asked me to kill the leader of The Lost Knife cave so I look at the map and it says "CLEARED" right next to that cave but for some reason I had to go back there and all the dudes were BACK. I beat the shit out of that entire cave in like 2 mins cause I'm now a one hit wonder on these weak ass bandits but I still thought it odd that I had to clear it out a second time.
[Nov 21,2011 7:55am - Martins ""]
DUAL WIELD MACES. I have a Mace of Molag Bal (Exquisite) and an Ebony Mace (Epic) and I one hit almost everything. Giants ain't shit to me no more.
[Nov 21,2011 7:58am - AndrewBastard ""]
I have 2 enchanted maces but both are only 14 damage.
[Nov 21,2011 8:36am - arilliusbm ""]
I can't believe Martins is talking about a game that's primarily 1st person.
Just found my first ebony and glass items last night. The glass armor looks pretty sweet.
[Nov 21,2011 9:10am - ark ""]
almost level 31. i found the secret of red eagle's tomb. i'm becoming a surgeon with two handers. despite this, some enemies are CRAZY hard (i'm playing on expert). i just found the secret of red eagle's tomb and some insane ebony armor with stamina regen. but if i wasn't able to go werewolf and toss red eagle around like a ragdoll, while my mage companion blasted him 1,000 times, i could not have stood up to him in melee combat. no way.
[Nov 21,2011 9:15am - ark ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:MUCHHHHH less repetitive dungeon crawling than in oblivion.
yeah, i was surprised they could even pull this off. it's a given that you're going to mostly explore ancient nord ruins, so i figured they would look the exact same everywhere. NOT SO. i've found one dwarven ruin so far too. couldn't beat the last robot motherfucker in it yet.
[Nov 21,2011 9:44am - Alx_Casket ""]
Anyone run into an electromancer yet? By dicks on high, I must have died 20 times.
[Nov 21,2011 9:49am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm level 25 as of last night...
I'm only playing on the medium difficulty though. I dont know how you're doing it on the hardest level. There are some enemies on the medium level that can hit me TWICE and I'm done.
[Nov 21,2011 9:57am - ark ""]
it's not even the hardest setting, i think "master" is. i was going for a high survivability build from the start, with heavy armor and restoration magic. i have NO IDEA how i could have made it this far in the game without the fighter/cleric build.
[Nov 21,2011 10:01am - arilliusbm ""]
Any of you own houses yet?
I have 8000 gold, thinking about getting one. Most expensive one is 20000 I think, in Solitude.
[Nov 21,2011 10:03am - ark ""]
i have the one in whiterun. i'm going for the one in windhelm right now so i can be ulfric's thane, bitchez
[Nov 21,2011 10:05am - Alx_Casket ""]
I just got the one in Whiterun, but I think it's time to get another. I have like, 24,000 septims.
[Nov 21,2011 10:06am - AndrewBastard ""]
I have like 15k but haven't even seen a house for sale...do I have to talk to someone? I stashed my shit in an abandoned shack. its probably all gone.
[Nov 21,2011 10:06am - arilliusbm ""]
How did you get that much, alx?
[Nov 21,2011 10:07am - ark ""]
i've spent a lot on leveling up skills. that more than anything. i'd have a bazillion sovereign septim pieces if it weren't for that.
[Nov 21,2011 10:09am - ark ""]
AndrewBastard said:I have like 15k but haven't even seen a house for sale...do I have to talk to someone?
if you've done some quests for a jarl, talk to his steward. usually they would tell you "i will now let you buy a house in the city" after you complete stuff for them
[Nov 21,2011 10:10am - AndrewBastard ""]
I just barely ever spend money....what do you need to spend it on?
Besides soul gems and the occasional potion, I find/steal all my armor/weapons...
I dont think I've PURCHASED a single piece of armor or weaponry...
[Nov 21,2011 10:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
I loot like a motherfucker. I would have way more but my game is suffering the thieves guild glitch which prevents me from getting a fence for all the stolen shit. The next patch will fix this.
My character is focused on archery, sneak, destruction magic, and one handed, currently level 26 and kicking ass with J'zargo.
[Nov 21,2011 10:13am - ark ""]
skill training, smithing and enchanting supplies, and a house. you never need to buy gear.
[Nov 21,2011 10:14am - AndrewBastard ""]
I think I have a fence in the thieve guild...some broad. but I dont steal much...most of my gold is just from adventuring and looting dead bodies/chests etc.
[Nov 21,2011 10:17am - arilliusbm ""]
I've done nothing but loot. I've spent a great deal on leveling up, though.
[Nov 21,2011 10:20am - Alx_Casket ""]
skill leveling above 50 gets damn expensive. And I'm still referring to Allston as Riften to everyone, even if they don't play the game.
[Nov 21,2011 10:23am - AndrewBastard ""]
lower allston = grey alley
[Nov 21,2011 10:32am - arilliusbm ""]
Alx_Casket said:skill leveling above 50 gets damn expensive. And I'm still referring to Allston as Riften to everyone, even if they don't play the game.
it all started on facebook.
[Nov 21,2011 10:33am - burnsy ""]
I haven't gotten to play nearly ad much as I've wanted. Currently at level 15 and doing a bunch of dark brotherhood quests. Pretty lucrative thus far.
[Nov 21,2011 11:00am - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard said:I just barely ever spend money....what do you need to spend it on?
Besides soul gems and the occasional potion, I find/steal all my armor/weapons...
I dont think I've PURCHASED a single piece of armor or weaponry...
dude dont buy soul gems, just rob the arch mage of the college in winterhold. I got like 25 greater soul gems filled with souls. I havnt really spent much money either, except on training for skills.
Im playing on a hard difficulty and am lvl 20. they made melee a bit harder in this one, because Ill be acein' niggaz left and right and then one big two-handed-hammer-wielding cat will hit me and Ill just fall into a pile of jello. I still say they shouldve gave you some kind of quick switch thing.
[Nov 21,2011 11:02am - ark ""]
with a controller you can hold right or left on the Dpad to store weapon sets. haven't actually tried this
[Nov 21,2011 11:03am - blessed offal nli ""]
yea I know, but it doesnt work very well.
[Nov 21,2011 11:54am - AndrewBastard ""]
I havent tried that witht he D-Pad unless youre talking about the "favorites" option...I used that for like a few hours when I first started...now I just do it the long way
[Nov 21,2011 12:01pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I use the favorites but the quickswitch is only 1/4 as useful as it coulda been if theyd done it right. like ill be using my bow and get rushed so ill hit the button to quick switch to melee but for some reason, only my weapon comes up so I still have to go into the menu and get the shield out. its not a huge deal but it makes it alot more tedious than it needed to be. they coulda gotten rid of the third person view, made it so you can see your char in the menu, and made the right stick button a quick switch menu.
[Nov 21,2011 12:02pm - a turkey loyalist ""]
FUCK YOU CONSOLE LOSERS
[Nov 21,2011 12:08pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fake Aril
[Nov 21,2011 12:17pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I wouldve totally prefered this on the computer, however, i have a shitty 5 year old laptop with a bare bones video card and no sound card. I do however have an xbox 360 that i got for 60 bucks and a giant HDMI tv.
Right now I'm dual wielding a cheeseburger and a beer before leaving for work in an hour.
[Nov 21,2011 12:17pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Gonna try to get deep into enchanting one handed weapons while focusing on magic and a little bit of archery
[Nov 21,2011 12:21pm - Alx_Casket ""]
good luck focusing on "magic" bro
[Nov 21,2011 12:27pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Alx_Casket said:u "magic" bro
[Nov 21,2011 12:48pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Randy_Marsh said:Gonna try to get deep into enchanting one handed weapons while focusing on magic and a little bit of archery
ITT: try to get good at all the stuff you should try to get good at
[Nov 21,2011 1:49pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Errr destruction, healing and conjuration
[Nov 21,2011 2:03pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'm surprised you're not into the art of illusion. Since you like keeping it fresh, and all.
[Nov 21,2011 2:09pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
The only thing that interests me about illusion is invisibility
[Nov 21,2011 2:13pm - arilliusbm ""]
magic is for hipsters.
[Nov 21,2011 2:16pm - burnsy ""]
I haven't messed too much with magic except fire spells have been very helpful with frost trolls (duh). In oblivion I never really fucked with magic except for unlock spells.
[Nov 21,2011 2:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
I just received an angry text about stating magic is for hipsters. oh no.
[Nov 21,2011 2:21pm - Martins ""]
arilliusbm said:I can't believe Martins is talking about a game that's primarily 1st person.
Just found my first ebony and glass items last night. The glass armor looks pretty sweet.
Haha I've been playing Battlefield 3 on PC too. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!
Seriously Skyrim is great. I can't wait to get home tonight get those last 8 levels in smithing and make me some epic dragon armor.
[Nov 21,2011 2:31pm - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:I just received an angry text about stating magic is for hipsters. oh no.
HA!
[Nov 21,2011 2:35pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i never smith
[Nov 21,2011 2:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
AndrewBastard said:i never smith
upgrade your weapons and armour
[Nov 21,2011 3:00pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...
[Nov 21,2011 3:04pm - arilliusbm ""]
I had a blade sword that had an attack power of 27 or so. Upgraded it and it had 33. Just sayin
[Nov 21,2011 3:05pm - ark ""]
take all that cash you got and invest in smithing. smith the hell out of everything. you use weapons and armor, you should be smithing. get a pickaxe and mine ore veins you come across. pick up every ingot you see.
[Nov 21,2011 3:21pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Level 95 in Nirnroot. Mad biddies up in my shit.
[Nov 21,2011 3:28pm - AndrewBastard ""]
hmmm
ok
tonight is devoted to smithing all my gear. too bad cause I already sold of some "fine bracers of smithing"
[Nov 21,2011 3:30pm - arilliusbm ""]
"fine bracers of steve smithing"
[Nov 21,2011 3:48pm - AndrewBastard ""]
LIKE^
[Nov 21,2011 3:48pm - Martins ""]
Oh you guys, my maces are in the 80s each. I'm also level like 80-something with one handedz. My Mace of Molag Bal also fills soul gems if I kill the enemy in under 3 seconds... which is pretty much everyone. It was an awesome mission to get that mace too.
[Nov 21,2011 3:49pm - Martins ""]
by mission, i mean quest
[Nov 21,2011 3:50pm - public masturbater ""]
80?? How did you get them that high?
-Alx_Casket
[Nov 21,2011 3:56pm - Martins ""]
My maces? Smithing. Epic ebony mace and and exquisite molag bal.
[Nov 21,2011 4:06pm - Alx_Casket ""]
lol @aril signing his anon posts as me
[Nov 21,2011 9:36pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Smithing is easy to level.
Every day, the chick and guy blacksmith couple at whiterun have fresh ingots and
leather in their inventories. Every time I finish a quest, I sell all my loot and then
buy out every scrap they both have. Go forge iron daggers (1 ingot, 1 leather).
Then ENCHANT THE DAGGERS!!!! You'll level your smithing in no time, and your
enchanting will increase right along with it. Bonus? Each dagger with enchants
will sell for something like 600G.
It shouldn't be expensive. You should be profiting like a motherfucker off smithing.
The trick is the enchants. It raises the price from 10G to 600G.
[Nov 21,2011 9:40pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Should mention - fire enchant on the daggers is what gets me 600G. Any size gem
will give you the same enchant strength/value. Unlike armor enchants, which get
stronger with stronger gems. So you can do this with a bunch of shitty petty gems.
[Nov 21,2011 9:47pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard said:i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...
Mining or looting will take forever. Just buy them. Only craft shitty iron daggers to start.
They require the least materials, so you can level your skills FAST. Then, you can
pretty much level the shit out of any weapon or armor you want.
[Nov 21,2011 9:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
Large Negro Kitty is the best poster this board has ever had.
[Nov 21,2011 10:10pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
No, Fake ARIL is way cooler.
oops...
[Nov 21,2011 10:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
...
[Nov 21,2011 10:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
oh, wait. For burnsy:
......
[Nov 21,2011 10:29pm - Lydia ""]
Huh?
[Nov 21,2011 10:31pm - Alx_Casket ""]
arilliusbm said:oh, wait. For burnsy:
......
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amidoinitrite?
[Nov 21,2011 10:38pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
AndrewBastard said:i never pick up the ignots or whatever theyre called when I see them...
Mining or looting will take forever. Just buy them. Only craft shitty iron daggers to start.
They require the least materials, so you can level your skills FAST. Then, you can
pretty much level the shit out of any weapon or armor you want.
i havnt even come across a single enchantment yet. how are you people leveling so damn fast? christ ive logged like 27 hours and apparently im not even a lvl 2 nerd
[Nov 21,2011 11:55pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
You learn enchantments by disenchanting enchanted stuff. All the shitty low level daggers, maces, etc... with enchantments can be disenchanted, and then you know how to do that enchantment to stuff. So the first time I find an item with a new enchantment, I don't use it, I just disenchant it.
[Nov 22,2011 12:00am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
If you've logged 27 hours and you're level 2, you likely have a shit-ton of level ups. Have you gone into your skills menu and leveled? I've got like 40 hours or something and just hit level 29.
When you can level up, you actually have to go in and level up.
[Nov 22,2011 12:03am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:oh, wait. For burnsy:
......
lolwut?!
[Nov 22,2011 12:06am - burnsy ""]
haha now I get it. Thanks.
[Nov 22,2011 7:38am - AndrewBastard ""]
I accidently joined the imperial legion last night and part of the quest is wearing their armor. F THAT. My thieves guild armor is the bomb digs.
the legion guards keep being like "now you can change out of those rags" when I walk by. FUCK YOUR ARMOR.
Also, I had an EPIC "FINISH HIM" style kill on a dragon last night where I was like riding its head and jammed my sword through its skull from the top.
[Nov 22,2011 7:39am - AndrewBastard ""]
Only my daily morning skyrim progress updates are real. Also I'm level 23 still.
[Nov 22,2011 8:39am - arilliusbm ""]
Imperial? I am dissapoint.
[Nov 22,2011 8:44am - timma ""]
I'm gonna go ahead and say the only thread with more pages than this one is the Neverending Thread of Death.
[Nov 22,2011 8:47am - arilliusbm ""]
hahahaha youre right. Let's beat that
[Nov 22,2011 8:52am - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah fuck off imperials... only storm cloaks are real.
Whatever. I'll do the imperial quests then kill their Jarls and move on to storm cloaks.
I hope all the storm cloak kingdoms dont immediately attack me now that I'm a sworn imperial. I dont have the armor on so maybe they wont know.
[Nov 22,2011 8:58am - burnsy ""]
Most of the guards know I'm in the dark brotherhood. They go, "Psst I know who you are. Hail sithis."
[Nov 22,2011 9:09am - FacebookTrolle ""]
You don't like the old tyme trolls huh?
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[Nov 22,2011 9:13am - arilliusbm ""]
xmikex identified as simpsons troll
[Nov 22,2011 9:15am - FacebookTrolle ""]
D'oh!
[Nov 22,2011 9:34am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Dark Brotherhood - is this the quest if I bring the "unusual gem" to get appraised?
[Nov 22,2011 9:37am - arilliusbm ""]
There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim, Alx. They all make a crown. Kind of like collecting the Secret Seashells in Zelda: Link's Awakening.
[Nov 22,2011 9:37am - burnsy ""]
That's thieves guild. At least the person who told me what the unusual gem was was in the thieves guild. I don't know if anyone else would have appraised it.
[Nov 22,2011 9:37am - AndrewBastard ""]
i think thats thieves guild. DBH is different...its a murder club hahah
[Nov 22,2011 9:39am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:Zelda: Link's Awakening.
Seriously my favorite game growing up.
[Nov 22,2011 9:42am - ark ""]
in skyrim life, i am now the thane of whiterun and the wielder of the ghostblade. they call me bonebreaker. in real life, the registration on my car is completely fucked. i ain't even mad.
[Nov 22,2011 9:43am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim
And yes, I believe there are 24. Something to do with Barenziah.
[Nov 22,2011 9:44am - ark ""]
i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.
[Nov 22,2011 9:45am - ark ""]
a lot of the books in the game relate to quests or locations in ways i didn't expect. i've gotten a few quests from books.
[Nov 22,2011 9:46am - burnsy ""]
ark said:i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.
Do you get another housecarl for being the thane there?
[Nov 22,2011 9:48am - arilliusbm ""]
burnsy said:
arilliusbm said:Zelda: Link's Awakening.
Seriously my favorite game growing up.
Mine too
[Nov 22,2011 9:48am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:There are over 20 unusual gems littered across Skyrim, Alx. They all make a crown. Kind of like collecting the Secret Seashells in Zelda: Link's Awakening.
Wait, you think I'm Alx? Dissapointed...
[Nov 22,2011 9:58am - ark ""]
burnsy said:
ark said:i'm also the thane of windhelm. that's right.
Do you get another housecarl for being the thane there?
ulfric said so, but i stopped playing right there so i haven't checked it out yet.
[Nov 22,2011 10:18am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Just found my first Dwarven ruin. I was so worried when people said the guardian guys were tough. HA! One shotting everything in sight. And the loot is great in the dwarven ruins - sucky part is I didn't realize the chests were chests until about halfway through the dungeon. They look like decorations, not chests.
[Nov 22,2011 10:20am - arilliusbm ""]
I envy those who can play during the day.
[Nov 22,2011 10:23am - Will Skyrim ""]
So, apparently I missed Clavicus Vile's mask because I assumed the Rueful Axe was the Daedric artifact in "A Daedra's Best Friend" quest. I already saved over that particular save so there is no going back. My question is, is it possible to still get the achievement? I've read somewhere that it might be possible to miss one and still get the achievement but I can't find a solid, confirmed answer on this. The one thing I have going for me is that I have both the Ring of Hircine and the Saviour's Hide from the "Ill Met by Moonlight" quest. i whisted for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the irror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare but i thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air! i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
[Nov 22,2011 11:17am - AndrewBastard ""]
anyone do Bards Leap?
shits fun as hell. Plus you get to lay the smackdown on 3 halpins..i mean hagravens.
[Nov 22,2011 11:44am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Think I started that chain, but I'm not doing it right now. I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
[Nov 22,2011 11:47am - arilliusbm ""]
I did a mission in Riften about recovering a stolen horse. I did all the tasks but the quest won't go away. It also won't locate it on the map. Glitch, I think.
[Nov 22,2011 11:48am - blessed offal nli ""]
seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff. this is the first game ive ever played on a big ass HDTV cuz I used to just have my shitty 24" tube tv from like 96, so I can't get over how good everything looks. Instead of doing quests I'm just wandering around going 'woooooooooahhhhh mayyyyyyyyyannnnnnnnnn, look at those epic treeeeeeees mayyyyyyyyyan'
[Nov 22,2011 11:52am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
blessed%20offal%20nli said:seriously I get nothing done in this game because I just get baked and look at stuff.
This is the life of the Large Negro Kitty.
This game is the best thing that's happened to marijuana since fire.
[Nov 22,2011 11:58am - arilliusbm ""]
Indeed
[Nov 22,2011 12:09pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
If you don't mind cheating:
I needed 2 more levels in restoration to get a perk, so I stripped naked and jumped up and down in a smith's forge while healing myself. Got my two levels.
Bonus - the entire town gathered around to watch, comment, and bob their heads in unison. Looked like a typical Metal thursday. Especially the guy saying "you should really try putting your clothed on before you leave the house next time".
[Nov 22,2011 12:17pm - AndrewBastard ""]
arilliusbm said:I did a mission in Riften about recovering a stolen horse. I did all the tasks but the quest won't go away. It also won't locate it on the map. Glitch, I think.
this happens to me sometimes...
also, you knopw how it'll say "cleared" next to caves and forts you've wiped out? It says that on a a bunch of mine but there are others that I have COMPLETELY emptied out and it still doesnt say "cleared" next to it...it annoys me because I honestly want to try to do EVERYTHING in this game.
[Nov 22,2011 12:22pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I feel lost. I am level 30, with pretty even stamina, health, and magick. I dual wield maces, wear heavy armor, and use a lot of destruction and restoration spells. Where should I be spending the rest of my shit, on stamina, health, or magic? I think I'm somewhere between 200-300 on all 3 right now.
[Nov 22,2011 12:28pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I always opt for magicka when the rest is feeling comfortably sufficient.
[Nov 22,2011 3:25pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Patch 1.2 will be released after Thanksgiving.
There is a new 1.2 Patch coming up. Plus a very big DLC with a new Main Quest as big as the Skyrim Dragon Chronicle Quest, details regarding the DLC are not yet known.
Regarding the 1.2 Patch, there have been a few details claiming what “might” be included. Here is a small list:
1. Missing Horse, Minion and Ally Health will be restored and shown on the hud.
2. Fast Travel Options will be enhanced.
3. Minor Lagging for ATI Graphic cards with Quality set to High or Ultimate will be enhanced.
4. Missing Passive Spells and Effects timers will be restored and shown on the hud.
5. Fix the issue with AMD Drivers where Blue Screen of Death Appeared for PC users.
6. Improve world load processing, reducing the number of lags when many new particles appear.
etc . . .
This was as much as we could provide from our Bethesda Insider, if more news comes up will post, or update the news.
[Nov 22,2011 3:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
...and yet, Mammoths still fall from the sky.
[Nov 22,2011 3:29pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Problem?
[Nov 22,2011 3:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
Yes.
[Nov 22,2011 3:45pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
No clip or false
[Nov 22,2011 3:49pm - Wolfenstein ""]
[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......
[Nov 22,2011 3:56pm - ark ""]
Wolfenstein said:
well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......
HE MAD EVERYBODY
[Nov 22,2011 3:57pm - burnsy ""]
Wolfenstein said:[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......
Too many periods. Troll identified.
[Nov 22,2011 4:02pm - frankovhell ""]
A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...
[Nov 22,2011 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
frankovhell said:A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...
Take acid and run around with a sword.
[Nov 22,2011 4:13pm - arilliusbm ""]
burnsy said:
Wolfenstein said:[QUOTE="Large%20Negro%20Kitty:1254903"had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
well I can see why this fucking game is so popular......
Too many periods. Troll identified.
Does that mean it was a girl?
badaching!
[Nov 22,2011 4:14pm - arilliusbm ""]
ALL YOU KVLT FAGS DONT KNOW WHAT TRUE DARKNESS IS
[Nov 22,2011 4:15pm - burnsy ""]
BA-ZING!
[Nov 22,2011 4:25pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
did this one too...so silly. I always chose the silliest lines.
[Nov 22,2011 8:38pm - RedgaurdsOFDOOM ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 22,2011 9:33pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
frankovhell said:A full world Elder Scrolls game will happen some day...
OLD NEWS
[Nov 22,2011 9:34pm - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
AndrewBastard said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I know I made it to the bard college and had to help write a poem with some dude. Then he forced me to listen to him read the whole thing.
did this one too...so silly. I always chose the silliest lines.
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[Nov 22,2011 10:21pm - blessed offal nli ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 22,2011 11:33pm - burnsy ""]
Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun.
[Nov 23,2011 7:37am - AndrewBastard ""]
hahah LOL at that bear video....what the shit.
[Nov 23,2011 7:40am - AndrewBastard ""]
only one quest last night but it took me like 1.5 hours...had to rescue some wizard in a HUGE camp of forsworn...the whole time an Elder Dragon was fucking shit up.
Once I killed off the forsworn it took like 15 mins to kill that dragon with arrows...my bow is enchanted and does 21 damage but still it was tedious as hell.
also, anyone do that crazy nightmare quest in the wing of blue palace where you get the Wabajack as a weapon? shits bananas.
[Nov 23,2011 8:10am - wat ""]
burnsy said:Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun. I just found another word for that in a random cave. CURSE.
[Nov 23,2011 12:32pm - blessed offal nli ""]
yesterday was the first day since it came out that I didnt play skyrim. it was awful. I had to talk to my gf and everything.
[Nov 23,2011 12:34pm - burnsy ""]
wat said:
burnsy said:Just learned a shout from a wall of the dark brotherhood sanctuary called "Marked for Death." This should be fun. I just found another word for that in a random cave. CURSE.
Any idea of the general location? The shout is pretty weak with the one word.
[Nov 24,2011 10:57am - BobNOMAAMRooney ""]
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[Nov 24,2011 11:02am - narkybark ""]
I thought it was a flight simulator!
[Nov 24,2011 11:15am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
havent played in 24 hours....stuck in NYC for turkey day. FUCK MY LIFE and this gay parade.
[Nov 24,2011 12:12pm - blessed offal nli ""]
skyrimmed since 10am, leaving now, back for more thankskyrimming by 5.
[Nov 24,2011 12:25pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fuck Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm having roast Skeever at my house in Winterhelm.
[Nov 24,2011 12:29pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-te...nd-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/
Ohmygodlolololololo
Love how he confuses Bethesda and Blizzard, Skyrim and WoW.
[Nov 24,2011 12:31pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations."
[Nov 24,2011 2:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.
[Nov 24,2011 5:26pm - blessed offal nli ""]
lol @ people wasting time with your families right now. RIM TIL DEATH
[Nov 24,2011 5:46pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
RIM TIL DETH
[Nov 24,2011 6:12pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arilliusbm said:hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.
I honestly havnt logged all that many hours, because the times I have to play are like 1-2 hour windows, and, as we all know, noone plays skyrim for 1-2 hours at a time.
[Nov 24,2011 6:15pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
i dont know how to determine how many hours ive played
[Nov 24,2011 6:19pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I TOLD YOU ITS UNDER THE SAVE/LOAD MENU
[Nov 24,2011 6:22pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
ill look when i get home. RIM 4 LIFE
[Nov 24,2011 6:27pm - blessed offal nli ""]
RIM 4 LYFE
RIM TIL DETH
[Nov 24,2011 7:42pm - lost ark ""]
arilliusbm said:hahahaha @ ark logging in 94 hours of this game in 2 weeks.
i've been treating this shit like the olympics. actual playing time is ~60. level 34 and have been losing sleep in dungeons lately. i'm trying to switch from being warrior to thief and it's going nicely. been drinking with the ark family all day and now it's time to PLAY
[Nov 24,2011 9:29pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Level 35. Can't check playtime as I'm watching a movie. But my mind is in skyrim.
[Nov 24,2011 9:31pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Me and lydia are decked out in full dragon armor. Maxxed out smithing. I one hit most everything. In fact, I now have a problem with lydia killing everything before I get to hit it at all.
[Nov 24,2011 9:51pm - Martins ""]
Daedric Armor > Dragon Armor FACT
[Nov 24,2011 10:02pm - arilliusbm ""]
running around naked killing everything > any armor
[Nov 24,2011 10:16pm - burnsy ""]
Cicero is such a faggot.
[Nov 24,2011 10:21pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I skipped over daedric armor. Went at it from the other side of the skill tree.
[Nov 24,2011 11:17pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Fortified archery head to toe, level 30 with a glass bow. Master of sneak, unstoppable.
[Nov 25,2011 4:34am - the_reverend ""]
damn it! I need a new TV so I can play this!
[Nov 25,2011 8:25am - ark ""]
arilliusbm said:running around naked killing everything > any armor playing on master and getting wrecked left and right > no challenge at all
[Nov 25,2011 2:24pm - ca_va_faire_une_maudite_poutin ""]
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[Nov 26,2011 1:15pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Level 35 (again - had to backtrack).
Question: I have 60,000 Gold. What the fuck do I buy with it?
[Nov 26,2011 1:17pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Im pretty sure the toughest enemies in this game are bears.
[Nov 26,2011 1:20pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Investment perk is worth it. One vendor took 500G from me. Now every other day he's got 10,000G in his inventory. So much easier than bouncing to a million different vendors.
[Nov 26,2011 1:21pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Bears are really easy. The cats are a little tougher.
If you have trouble with bears, stay out of dwarven ruins. Trust the negro kitty. You're gonna hate dwarven centurion masters.
[Nov 26,2011 1:38pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I don't have a problem with them, Im just sayimng I kill everything no problem, dragons barely hurt me, trolls, etc, but it takes me like 5 minutes to kill a bear for some reason.
[Nov 26,2011 2:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
I haven't died on days. I kill bears like butter melts.
[Nov 26,2011 2:26pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arilliusbm said:I haven't died on days. I kill bears like butter melts.
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[Nov 26,2011 2:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
Lvl 30 all exquisite glass armor, maxed out one handed and pretty good restoration.
[Nov 26,2011 3:09pm - blessed offal nli ""]
I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.
[Nov 26,2011 3:28pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
A tip:
Lydia/companions -
1) if you target them from a little ways away and hold X, it will enter command mode instantly (instead of having to talk to her first).
2) Companions HAVE NO CARRYING LIMIT, as long as you tell them to pick it up!
Only think is, sometimes when you do this the loot will show up as stolen. (i.e. - having lydia take all from a chest, etc...) so you cannot vend it without the appropriate perk or a fence.
[Nov 26,2011 3:29pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.
What initiates this quest? Sounds like a lot of fun.
[Nov 26,2011 3:53pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
blessed%20offal%20nli said:I'm loving the stormcloak rebellion. the siege on whiterun was killer, mainly because I did it later on in the game and was a high level so I just kinda walked in like I was darth vader burning all the guards one hit style.
fuck the empire.
What initiates this quest? Sounds like a lot of fun. you just have to join the stormcloak rebellion its like the third quest in after youve become a stormcloak. Talk to the jarl in windhelm
[Nov 26,2011 4:30pm - Martins ""]
I raped all the stormcloaks as part of the imperial legion.
[Nov 27,2011 3:07pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
me riding invisible horse
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[Nov 27,2011 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
interracial skyrimsex
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[Nov 27,2011 4:16pm - Alexecutioner ""]
arilliusbm said:interracial skyrimsex
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haha wut?
[Nov 27,2011 4:44pm - Spaldino ""]
just started playing this. i made a kitty person. fuck you. i'll steal your shit. i'm also black.
[Nov 27,2011 5:31pm - arilliusbm ""]
Spaldino said:just started playing this. i made a kitty person. fuck you. i'll steal your shit. i'm also black.
Large Negro Kitty?
[Nov 27,2011 5:35pm - burnsy ""]
got 20,000 for assassinating a high profile target. Still only at level 21. I've always leveled pretty slowly in the ES games.
[Nov 27,2011 5:59pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Just got an ebony bow. All the relevant archery perks, high sneak, and light armor enchanted with fortify archery skills = master sniper
[Nov 27,2011 6:26pm - arilliusbm ""]
ebony gets outdated pretty quickly.
[Nov 27,2011 6:29pm - burnsy ""]
I got an elven frost damage bow. My sneak is 55 but I have an amulet that increases sneak 20% and a jester hat which fortifies sneak by 35%. I killed a dude undetected when I was right in front of him. Hide ya kids hide ya wife.
[Nov 27,2011 6:31pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:ebony gets outdated pretty quickly.
Huh?
Also - spaldino, welcome my negro kitty brother. /secret handshake.
[Nov 27,2011 6:36pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
i cant fucking kill this red eagle dude...he's like 2 hits and im DONE.
[Nov 27,2011 6:47pm - burnsy ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i cant fucking kill this red eagle dude...he's like 2 hits and im DONE.
Haven't found him yet. Have you tried using the unrelenting force shout to stun him? That's worked really well against powerful enemies.
[Nov 27,2011 7:21pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
i finally beat him and got a pretty ridiculous sword....the one he was using on me 36 damage plus 10pts of fire
[Nov 27,2011 7:25pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
ok so finally bought a home a whiterun and i go inside and guess who's hanging out in there waiting for me? LYDIA! first time ive ever used a companion.
52 hours in - level 29
[Nov 27,2011 7:27pm - burnsy ""]
I got an elven greatsword that's pretty boss. 41 Damage plus soultrap if killed in 7 seconds.
[Nov 27,2011 7:32pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
i have a bow that automatically soul traps....pretty key item. i always finish off my enemies with it.
[Nov 27,2011 7:47pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arilliusbm said:ebony gets uneducated and lazy pretty quickly.
[Nov 27,2011 7:49pm - burnsy ""]
I dunno. Those redguards are quite persistent in catching that traitor bitch in whiterun.
[Nov 27,2011 7:51pm - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:i finally beat him and got a pretty ridiculous sword....the one he was using on me 36 damage plus 10pts of fire
the stormcloaks give you a sword that does 27 dmg +25 fire dmg kinda early on. but youre a traitorous imperial
[Nov 27,2011 8:00pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
My ebony mace and sword do around 90 damage each with enchants.
[Nov 27,2011 8:18pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
Yeah dude...i think i fought on the OPPOSiTE side as you during that siege you mentioned earlier... had to protect the kingdom during an attack...it was wicked easy,
[Nov 27,2011 8:42pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Superior Ebony bow plus enchants = 62 damage plus 15 fire damage. Having the master of destruction cat roll in on people is worth it mainly because of his ridiculous moustache. Just bought a house in Riften, it came with some spiteful woman named Iona. I left her cooking me a stew that I will not eat, let her contemplate her demeanor by her lonesome. Level 32
[Nov 27,2011 8:56pm - Martins ""]
Level 99 one handed with legendary ebony and daedric maces and a bunch of shit with fortify one handed stacked to about 50% bonus. I rape everything. Need to give myself another difficulty boost up to master.
[Nov 27,2011 9:40pm - Spaldino ""]
my screen keeps going black while i play this game. im well within the minimum specs for the game. it recommends that i use high settings. i ran low because i wanted to be safe. a lot of other people are having the same problem as me. people with better graphics cards than me. it seems to be a semi-common problem. i am really sad.
[Nov 28,2011 11:23am - Spaldino ""]
editted the .ini file to manually turn off vsync... got to play through the first dragon enounter without my screen shitting out. epic as fuck.
[Nov 28,2011 11:32am - ark ""]
that sucks. it seems like every problem i've had with the game, i've been able to find a fix somewhere. hit some random quest bugs here and there that had solutions.
i've been playing on master difficulty since the beginning. it makes you level up faster because the battles take SO DAMN LONG and you don't stop swinging, casting, and running. i hit level 40 and i'm not even close to done with the 3 main quest lines i'm on.
[Nov 28,2011 11:38am - arilliusbm ""]
I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.
[Nov 28,2011 11:50am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm one step down from master at this point...
Its funny like 90% of the enemies I encounter I can drop with ease but every now and then I run into a "boss" or a dragon or SOMETHING that just fucks me up in seconds.
[Nov 28,2011 2:39pm - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Nov 28,2011 2:41pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
LOL
[Nov 28,2011 2:45pm - Martins ""]
arilliusbm said:I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.
I'm at 46 hrs
[Nov 28,2011 2:46pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
WIZ totally wizzed out, BASS FISHIN with my mother fuckin SON
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[Nov 28,2011 2:47pm - arilliusbm ""]
Martins said:
arilliusbm said:I am curious about Martin's time playing this game.
I'm at 46 hrs
How have you leveled up smithing so fast?
[Nov 28,2011 6:44pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Dragons are getting out-of-control. Seems like every time I try to go from city to city to sell stuff I get jumped by an Elder Dragon. Which sucks, because those fuckers just fly around killing all the town vendors while lydia shoots arrows at it. Being 90% melee leaves me screwed.
Wondering if I should just finish the main questline. I assume once finished it will be bye bye dragons.
[Nov 28,2011 6:47pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:
How have you leveled up smithing so fast?
Smithing is incredibly easy to level. I already explained how. Just make iron daggers. LOTS of iron daggers. Buy the ingots and leather from the blacksmith.
Took me about a day of really trying to max out smithing.
Enchanting, on the other hand, takes fucking forever.
[Nov 28,2011 8:10pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
so here's some bullshit....i venture to Yngol Barrow and beat this dude in the final room, run him for his shit but then the final door wont open. so i try everything and finally i decide to google it thinking its another bug like the one i encountered a few days ago that i mention ^^ way up there and here's what i discover...
"IMPORTANT NOTE: If you encounter a Draugr Deathlord instead of the Yngol Shade (WHICH I DID), you CANNOT complete the Barrow. This may be caused by being sent to the barrow to retrieve the Helm of Winterhold."...WHICH IS WHAT I WAS SENT TO RETRIEVE....so basically i'm going to get another quest later on asking me to go BACK THERE and do that whole shit again just to get some OTHER HELM....weaaaakkk.
[Nov 28,2011 8:14pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
also its cool that you can give lydia a better weapon than she originally had to carry, and she just automatically starts using it...
plus i'd bang her.
[Nov 29,2011 8:06am - Martins ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
arilliusbm said:
How have you leveled up smithing so fast?
Smithing is incredibly easy to level. I already explained how. Just make iron daggers. LOTS of iron daggers. Buy the ingots and leather from the blacksmith.
Took me about a day of really trying to max out smithing.
Enchanting, on the other hand, takes fucking forever.
I got to level 60-70 before I started making shit weapons and armor. I just wanted that daedric shit bro. So worth it. Also found a cool katana.
[Nov 29,2011 10:05am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I haven't put the point into daedric yet because I only have like 2 daedric hearts. Where the fuck do I get more?
[Nov 29,2011 10:10am - Alx_Casket ""]
the dude on the second floor of the mage's guild's sleeping quarters usually has a few.
[Nov 29,2011 10:16am - blessed offal nli ""]
I have prettyhigh smithing but honestly dont even use anything I make. I cant seem to figure out enchanting.
[Nov 29,2011 10:18am - arilliusbm ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:so here's some bullshit....i venture to Yngol Barrow and beat this dude in the final room, run him for his shit but then the final door wont open. so i try everything and finally i decide to google it thinking its another bug like the one i encountered a few days ago that i mention ^^ way up there and here's what i discover...
"IMPORTANT NOTE: If you encounter a Draugr Deathlord instead of the Yngol Shade (WHICH I DID), you CANNOT complete the Barrow. This may be caused by being sent to the barrow to retrieve the Helm of Winterhold."...WHICH IS WHAT I WAS SENT TO RETRIEVE....so basically i'm going to get another quest later on asking me to go BACK THERE and do that whole shit again just to get some OTHER HELM....weaaaakkk.
Hahahaha happened to me last night. I spent a half hour looking for a lever to open the door
[Nov 29,2011 10:26am - lost ark ""]
There's this annoying quest bug with the Companions - you're sent to bring back a witch's head, when you get back to Whiterun, the Silver Hand has attacked The Companions, everyone is huddled over the dead bodies and the questgiver won't advance the story. It has something to do with the Helm of Winterhold and/or Driftshade Refuge, neither of which I'm able to get any quests for, and basically it's annoying as fuck because I'm stuck as a werewolf (which really isn't all that bad)... hopefully the upcoming patch fixes this.
[Nov 29,2011 10:29am - arilliusbm ""]
lost%20ark said:There's this annoying quest bug with the Companions - you're sent to bring back a witch's head, when you get back to Whiterun, the Silver Hand has attacked The Companions, everyone is huddled over the dead bodies and the questgiver won't advance the story. It has something to do with the Helm of Winterhold and/or Driftshade Refuge, neither of which I'm able to get any quests for, and basically it's annoying as fuck because I'm stuck as a werewolf (which really isn't all that bad)... hopefully the upcoming patch fixes this.
You use the witch head at the last companion quest. Hold onto it.
[Nov 29,2011 10:32am - lost ark ""]
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Bugs_%28Skyrim%29
'Blood's Honor' Companions Quest-line Glitch Edit
After completion of 'Blood's Honor', you return to Jorrvaskr to hand in your quest to find that the Silver Hand has attacked. After entering, you will recieve completion of your quest from Vilkas, after the dialogue, there is no option to start the new quest; breaking the Companions story-line from progressing. Confirmed many times on (PC, 360) Also occurs on PS3.
I had this happen to me. Then I noticed the place where the next quest is supposed to happen, is the same place where the Jarl of the magic city sends you to get a crown.
If you don't do the crown quest before "Blood's Honor", you get bugged. (has this been confirmed?)
(Which once again proves the "Misc > Side > Main" priority is still around :D)
I had this happen to me, and I didn't have the quest for the crown. However, I cleared the dungeon where it takes place before getting the quest, and I believe that caused the bug.207.91.153.186 21:19, November 17, 2011 (UTC)
PROBLEM SOLVED (PC)
{C I had this problem because i had already cleared out driftshade refuge while i was just adventuring, not knowing it was a quest location. this is how i fixed it:
1) wait 30 in-game days (this will respawn all enemies in driftshade refuge)
2) go to console, type 'player.setstage c05 0'
quest started!
well ok, i'll try this.
[Nov 29,2011 10:33am - lost ark ""]
yeah jim, i can't drop the head anyway and it's heavy. BIG HELP, PAL
[Nov 29,2011 10:36am - lost ark ""]
patch tomorrow!
http://www.bethblog.com/index.php/2011/11/28/skyrim-1-2-update/
ESC button can now be used to exit menus (PC)
Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues (PC)
General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls (PC)
yeahhhhhh
[Nov 29,2011 10:39am - AndrewBastard ""]
i havent encountered a werewolf yet
[Nov 29,2011 10:58am - narkybark ""]
Playing a pure mage, at 39 I'm pretty much unstoppable. Dont even need to summon critters anymore, just straight up destruction. I might start over as an archer-thief.
The only quest bug I think I've had so far is the one in mage college where you help the student with her experiments. The step is "wait for the spell effects to wear off" but that was like 20 levels ago and I can't see a way to progress it, and no dialogue helps.
[Nov 29,2011 11:02am - blessed offal nli ""]
Skrimdriver - Nord Power lyrics
I stand and watch my country, going down the drain
dark elves are at fault, dark elves are to blame
we let them just takeover, we just let them come
once Winterhold was a great city, now its just a slum
NORD POWER
for Whiterun
NORD POWER
for Windhelm
NORD POWER
for SKYRIM
before it gets too late
[Nov 29,2011 11:06am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Narky:
Some spell effects, diseases, etc... don't go away on their own. Look in your magic menu at the effects section and see if there is anything red there. If so, go to a shrine to cure it.
[Nov 29,2011 11:08am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
So far the patch hasn't done shit for me EXCEPT clean up all the dead dragons I've left lying all over. Which annoys me - I thought the 3-4 Dragon skeletons littered about the mage school was pretty epic.
Meanwhile still lagging after playing a while, lydia and other companions still don't have a health bar (makes healing so fun), and no bug fixes that I've seen yet.
Hopefully there's another bigger patch in the works.
[Nov 29,2011 11:08am - arilliusbm ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:Skrimdriver - Nord Power lyrics
I stand and watch my country, going down the drain
dark elves are at fault, dark elves are to blame
we let them just takeover, we just let them come
once Winterhold was a great city, now its just a slum
NORD POWER
for Whiterun
NORD POWER
for Windhelm
NORD POWER
for SKYRIM
before it gets too late
LOL
[Nov 29,2011 11:14am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
In Oblivion lore, where do the kitties stand? Everyone talks about the redguard, the elves, the mages, etc... - but no one ever mentions the kitties. Only ones I've even seen was the little traveling camp of them way out west near the "M" city. (forget the name)
[Nov 29,2011 11:16am - Mutis NLI ""]
http://botchweed.com/game-news/skyrim-gets-its-first-serial-killer/
[Nov 29,2011 11:18am - narkybark ""]
Kitties are seen as thieves and scoundrels so no one likes them.
On the status thing, I've visited plenty of shrines since then, there is no status effect, there's no spell to wear off, I think that's the problem. No way for it to advance. I can only guess I must've cleared it instantly before it had a chance to wear off.
[Nov 29,2011 11:23am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
What's the name of that quest? I haven't gotten it. Wonder if the chick is the one that died in the main mage quest storyline, thus why I never got that quest?
[Nov 29,2011 11:23am - Alx_Casket ""]
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The beast races (Khajiit and Argonian included) are extremely rare in Skyrim, and some players might enjoy the fact of being unique in Skyrim. Khajiit, however, are racially discriminated in certain cities like Whiterun-and Khajiit caravans are forced to take up business outside of the city walls. The exception is, of course, the Dragonborn-as they can enter the city after talking to the guards like anyone else.
[Nov 29,2011 11:27am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Wow, ironic the only Kitty allowed in Whiterun is the Negro Kitty.
FREE AT LAST!! FREE AT LAST!!
[Nov 29,2011 11:32am - Alx_Casket ""]
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[Nov 29,2011 11:34am - lost ark ""]
skyrim is locked tight to coloreds like imperial russia or the deep south. khajiit are like the "arab traders" of tamriel. elves are different azn flavors. redguards, africans. bretons and imperials are obvious. nords, well i'm not sure what they're supposed to be. any ideas?
[Nov 29,2011 11:36am - lost ark ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
Meanwhile still lagging after playing a while
you playing on console, kitty? maybe you should install more RAM. LOL rite.
[Nov 29,2011 11:42am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Playing on PS3.
It's not a RAM issue - PC has the same bug. There's a memory leak/hole. Playing a marathon session makes the game slow down and lag over time.
[Nov 29,2011 11:44am - lost ark ""]
my lag and crashes were fixed by getting a skyrim executable that was patched to use 4GB RAM (the original .exe was only allowed to use something like 1GB). no crashes or lag since then.
[Nov 29,2011 11:52am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
blessed%20offal%20nli said:I have prettyhigh smithing but honestly dont even use anything I make. I cant seem to figure out enchanting.
I use all weapons and armor I make/enchant myself. As Martins suggested, working on crafting a Daedric set right now.
For enchanting, it's easy. When you start collecting a good amount of soul gems, don't sell them. Go to a place with an Arcane Enchanter to enchant. (I use Anise's cabin).
There's two things you can enchant - weapons and apparel/armor. Different Soul Gems effect these two categories differently.
With Armor/apparel, the bigger/better the soul the bigger/better the numbers. So for example using a petty soul to enchant your helm with +magika will add 3 magika. Using a GRAND soul will add 30 magika.
With weapons, the damage will not vary as much. Instead, the number of charges will vary. So with a petty soul, your mace will do +16 fire damage for 80 charges, while with a grand soul you'll do +16 damage for 300 charges.
As for soul gems, the most confusing part is that a larger soul gem can hold a smaller soul. For instance, an empty grand soul gem can trap a petty soul. Annoying as fuck when I fill my Black Star and find out it's charged with petty soul.
Does that all make sense? Trying to explain it made me realize it really IS a complicated pain in the ass.
[Nov 29,2011 11:54am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
lost%20ark said:my lag and crashes were fixed by getting a skyrim executable that was patched to use 4GB RAM (the original .exe was only allowed to use something like 1GB). no crashes or lag since then.
Sorry, you're right. The PC was already fixed. Issue is on PS3 only. Patch was supposed to fix it, but did not.
For example, I start in Whiterun and I can walk around with no problems. If I play for 6 hours whiterun becomes a laggy shitty nightmare.
[Nov 29,2011 12:25pm - sinistas ""]
bennyhillifier
[Nov 29,2011 12:27pm - Fake ARIL ""]
^ Only fighting dragon theme is real
[Nov 29,2011 12:39pm - AndrewBastard ""]
blond pianist....WOULD
[Nov 29,2011 1:05pm - arilliusbm ""]
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK A DICK IN THE ASS
[Nov 29,2011 1:23pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Oh, you met those 27 guards too?
WTF is with the imperials hiring nothing but people with knee injuries?
[Nov 29,2011 1:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
Most important question of all:
WHO THE FUCK MAINTAINS THE ANCIENT DUNGEONS AND LIGHTS THE CANDLES AND TORCHES.
WHEN I GO INTO AN ANCIENT DUNGEON THAT HAS BEEN UNTOUCHED FOR 1000 YEARS, I EXPECT IT TO BE DARK. NOT LIT UP.
THEY HAVE A SICK JANITOR BRO
[Nov 29,2011 1:37pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
You haven't done the "light all the candles and torches" quest yet?
[Nov 29,2011 2:55pm - Mutis NLI ""]
fantasia, duh
[Nov 29,2011 3:05pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
riding a horse basically = wall hack
[Nov 29,2011 3:12pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Blessed_Offal said:riding a horse basically = wall hack
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[Nov 29,2011 3:13pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
also, has anyone else got the shout where you become WICKED HUGE? it rulz bra
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[Nov 29,2011 3:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
lol at xbox "screenshots"
[Nov 29,2011 3:21pm - narkybark ""]
looks like he's about to take an epic turd
and it will be all steaming in the snow
[Nov 30,2011 11:09am - lost ark ""]
some guy turned on noclip and went past the skyrim map. for some reason, the landmasses for the other countries are there.
http://ppsh-41.tumblr.com/post/13145143504...-tamriel-landmass-built-into-skyrim
[Nov 30,2011 11:12am - arilliusbm ""]
REPOAST
[Nov 30,2011 11:27am - boblovesmusic ""]
BUMP!
[Dec 1,2011 10:05am - xanonymousx ""]
wasted too much time on this....
cutting wood.
[Dec 1,2011 10:10am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
FUCK Elder dragons. Why won't you land, you poop face?
Elder Dragons > 90% Melee build.
[Dec 1,2011 10:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
My arrows are one shot kills with pretty much any animal, only bosses and dragonburns need follow-up shots.
[Dec 1,2011 10:18am - the_reverend ""]
getting my TV in 7-10 days... then skyrim.
[Dec 1,2011 10:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
My belly is grumbling like a suspicious Draugr
[Dec 1,2011 10:27am - burnsy ""]
Alx_Casket said:My arrows are one shot kills with pretty much any animal, only bosses and dragonburns need follow-up shots.
Christianni has a bow that does 354 damage. Fucking ridiculous.
[Dec 1,2011 11:58am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(
[Dec 1,2011 12:00pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
the_reverend said:getting my TV in 7-10 days... then skyrim.
In B4 REV starts talking about Skyrim on his radio show.
"This next song goes out to the creepy shitty little kid in whiterun that stole my sweet roll"...
[Dec 1,2011 12:03pm - arilliusbm ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(
Best way to lvl up is to fight tough enemies. When youre under lvl35, giants are good for leveling up your character. As long as they dont toss you into space.
[Dec 1,2011 12:03pm - arktourO‘s brand cereal puffs ""]
all you wimps compaling about one-hits need to play on master. with all the shouts, abilities, and exploits you can pull on npc's, the game is too easy otherwise.
[Dec 1,2011 12:05pm - boblovesmusic ""]
I'm not playing
[Dec 1,2011 12:05pm - arktourOs ""]
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...ion/5020-The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim
[Dec 1,2011 12:08pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:- it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(
yea man, I have it on master and still cant get experience except against bosses. games too easy, and then theyll throw in like one wicked hard boss every now and then.
[Dec 1,2011 12:09pm - Arrilusbum ""]
I'm not complaining about one-hits. I'm complaining that all my strength is melee, so when the stupid dragon won't land I'm screwed. Not only does my bow do jack shit for damage, I also cannot aim for shit. I need to raise my destruction skill. For now, Elder dragons just keep raping me. I have about 20,000G worth of stuff to sell but I can't even set foot in Riverwood.
Aril - I'm level 37 or 38 right now. My ranged is waaaay behind. I never use a bow, and rarely use my destruction spells.
[Dec 1,2011 12:09pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I did NOT just reveal my troll identity, at all.
[Dec 1,2011 12:12pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Shadow hide you.
[Dec 1,2011 12:15pm - blessed offal nli ""]
arktourOs said:http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5020-The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim
FUCK YOU ulfric stormcloak, I dont have to help you wash your hairy bagpipes, I can breathe RADIOACTIVE LASERS
[Dec 1,2011 12:19pm - burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I think damage is largely determined by your skill level and smithing. For example, my bows do like 30 damage even when I improve them, but my maces currently do close to 100 damage each. And my 1 handed is still relatively low - it levels SLOW when you one hit everything. :(
Yeah he said he was lvl 80. I thought it only went to 50 though. I'm still at 23. Don't have time to play as much as I want.
[Dec 1,2011 12:24pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I thought level 50 also. But I'm nearly 40, and it seems like there is so much stuff left to the game.
[Dec 1,2011 12:30pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Nope, guess hard level cap is 81.
[Dec 1,2011 12:35pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.
[Dec 1,2011 12:43pm - arilliusbm ""]
AndrewBastard said:I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.
Already bored with it?
[Dec 1,2011 12:49pm - AndrewBastard ""]
haha shit no...i was just beat as shit...worked 12 hours, got home, feasted and turned Skyrim on. I was playing laying down under my covers and I assume I just crashed while it was loading something...i dont even remember.
I was just wicked tired.
[Dec 1,2011 12:52pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard said:I literally fell asleep playing this last night...woke up at like 2am and shut it off.
Done that so many times. Almost every night. Playtime is like 100 hours or more, but I was likely only awake for half of it.
[Dec 1,2011 12:54pm - AndrewBastard ""]
does this game do level matching? enemies become more difficult as you level up?
[Dec 1,2011 1:17pm - KEVORD ""]
AndrewBastard said:does this game do level matching? enemies become more difficult as you level up? Yes and companions stay at the level you are when you meet then. They don't level up with you.
[Dec 1,2011 1:19pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
do they level up at all?
[Dec 1,2011 1:19pm - KEVORD ""]
My wife is going away for the next two days. My only plan is to work on smithing so I can make dragon armor.Can't wait to get out of work.
[Dec 1,2011 1:20pm - burnsy ""]
KEVORD said:Yes and companions stay at the level you are when you meet then. They don't level up with you.
That's interesting. When Lydia was still alive (may she rest in peace) she was way better than I was at killing shit. I'm not that good at the game as it is though.
[Dec 1,2011 1:21pm - KEVORD ""]
Blessed_Offal said:do they level up at all? Companions stay at the level you are when you meet them. So if your a level 20 that companion will be a 20 until they die.
[Dec 1,2011 1:24pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I think its dumb that enemies level up with you in games...
Some should be weak, some should be strong and everywhere in between and if you get into a quest and cant beat the enemies, you move on to easier quests until youre strong enough to go back and beat them.
oh well........
also, I'm pretty sure Lydia died on me fighting an elder dragon last night before I fell asleep.
Those mercs you can hire in Inns etc, are they the same as Lydia? like they last until they die or do they only last for a few days or something?
[Dec 1,2011 1:28pm - KEVORD ""]
Every companions last until they die I think. But if you let certain companions die other characters will hold gruges or seek revenge.
[Dec 1,2011 1:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
Theres like 25-30 people that can fight with you
[Dec 1,2011 2:09pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?
[Dec 1,2011 2:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
You must consult the Slar of Azura
[Dec 1,2011 2:23pm - the_reverend ""]
TV on it's way... now I need to find a used copy of skyrim.
[Dec 1,2011 4:18pm - frankovhell ""]
Oh yah rev. you might save about 5 bucks on that there buddy.... ya jew bastid.
[Dec 1,2011 4:26pm - burnsy ""]
Blessed_Offal said:im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?
Large Negro Kitty addressed it above. You need to go to the bar in um... Winterhold I believe. There is a mage there who will transport you into the star to defeat the dude who bound his soul to it. Once you kill him, you have a reusable soul gem. You could also take it to the shrine of azura but you already killed them. Only human souls will fill the gem since you can only go to the guy in winterhold.
[Dec 1,2011 4:27pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
burnsy said:
Blessed_Offal said:im pretty sure Ive had the star of azura for a long time now, but it does nothing, and I randomly murdered all of the people at the shrine of azura so what do I do?
Large Negro Kitty addressed it above. You need to go to the bar in um... Winterhold I believe. There is a mage there who will transport you into the star to defeat the dude who bound his soul to it. Once you kill him, you have a reusable soul gem. You could also take it to the shrine of azura but you already killed them. Only human souls will fill the gem since you can only go to the guy in winterhold.
I did that, killed the asshole in the soul gem. Now I just have the Black Star and it does nothing.
[Dec 1,2011 4:29pm - Pires ""]
the_reverend said:TV on it's way... now I need to find a used copy of skyrim.
Just pay the full price. You'll only save $5.
[Dec 1,2011 4:29pm - burnsy ""]
It should say filled with grand soul if you've killed humans. Then you just use it to recharge or enchant magic items. Weird.
EDIT: That is of course assuming you've used soul trap.
[Dec 1,2011 4:37pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Oh I see it now, thanks. Also, can you do anything with soul gem fragments or should I just toss em?
[Dec 1,2011 4:43pm - burnsy ""]
I'd just toss 'em. You can't fill them with souls and they aren't worth much.
[Dec 2,2011 2:15pm - Bloblovesmusic ""]
Bump
[Dec 2,2011 2:20pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i have so many soul gem frags...I guess I'll just trash em. I was hoping you could like fuse them together somehow.
[Dec 2,2011 2:21pm - burnsy ""]
Yeah I read up on them and apparently they're useless.
[Dec 2,2011 3:20pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
AndrewBastard said:i have so many soul gem frags...I guess I'll just trash em. I was hoping you could like fuse them together somehow.
Yea that's what I thought. What's the point if you can't?
PREPARE FOR ATTACK
IMPERIALS WILL BURN
ENDLESS WAR
THERES NO RETURN
STORMCLOAKS ATTACK
IMPERIALS ARE WEAK
YOUR ORDERS ARE CLEAR
NO WAY TO SNEAK
RIM TIL DEATH
[Dec 2,2011 3:22pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Everyone who's going to ROD3, bring your laptops. Single player LAN party in the desert.
[Dec 2,2011 3:22pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
ROD?
[Dec 2,2011 3:23pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
FIRST
[Dec 2,2011 3:26pm - Alx_Casket ""]
rites of darkness, aka the un-show of the year
[Dec 2,2011 4:28pm - arktourO‘s ""]
i'm amazed that one of the biggest threads on RTTP....is not a flame war
[Dec 2,2011 4:35pm - arilliusbm ""]
arktourO‘s said:i'm amazed that one of the biggest threads on RTTP....is not a flame war
Thats because frost magic is better.
ZING
[Dec 2,2011 4:45pm - AndrewBastard ""]
shock is the wackest unless its chain shock
[Dec 2,2011 4:47pm - burnsy ""]
It's good against wizards though because it drains magicka as well as health.
[Dec 2,2011 4:55pm - AndrewBastard ""]
can you really make them run out of magic? I never noticed that happening even when I use poisons or enchanted weapons that supposedly do that.
[Dec 2,2011 5:03pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
yea I almost don't even bother with magicka dmg or stamina dmg its pretty useless.
[Dec 2,2011 5:33pm - ark ""]
from the wiki
Followers stagger and kneel when their health reaches zero, and will automatically revive after a short time.
When the Follower gets downed all the enemies will stop attacking them and attack the player.
Followers can be killed by you while kneeling.
Most characters that you can marry can become a follower as well (not all, though).
Followers in Skyrim are set to your level the first time they spawn.
Follower also can be made to steal things, wait in certain areas, sit in chairs, or attack people for you. This can be very useful if you don't possess the skills on your own. Note that if you make a follower steal an item or attack a passive NPC you still acquire the bounty.
Most followers can become Blades, and will be given a free set of Blades armor and a Blades sword. This can be done to up to 3 followers by speaking to Delphine at Sky Haven Temple.
If you start the quest Alduin's Wall and let Esbern and Delphine follow you to the objective you effectively gain two extra human followers who can not die permanently so long as you do not actually attempt to complete the quest. If this is combined with the conjuration perk twin souls, a traditional follower and the purchase of a dog you can bring the total number of creatures following and fighting for you up to six. This can however make it difficult at times to backtrack through doors and passages. (actually you can with skill 90 in conjuration reanimate two conjurors / summoners and have them summon additional two minions in addition with Shadowmare, bring you up to a total of 9 followers)
If told to wait, a follower will wait for about 3 days before they get tired and leave you, they will return to their home or the location you found them in on their own.
[Dec 2,2011 9:06pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Just found a shitty quest bug in Markarth (Dwarf city?)
There's some broad that gets murdered by a forswarn in the market square. Some dude gives you a note to meet him, and sends you on a quest to figure out the forsworn conspiracy. I follow the whole thing, interview people, unravel this whole plot, and am told to return to the dude at the temple.
I get there ... and he's dead. Nada. Two guards standing nearby do nothing. Typical talk about sweetrolls and arrows to the knee. The quest is left hanging at Return to Whatsisbutt.
I looked it up, and there's some guards that are supposed to jump me in the shrine and start the next phase of the quest. But it doesn't happen.
So instead, I dropped 30,000+ on a SWEET FUCKING MANSION in Solitude. I wanted a place with an alchemy table AND an enchanting table. This house is badass.
[Dec 2,2011 11:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
That forsworn mission was awesome.
That house is the best one of the game.
old newz
[Dec 2,2011 11:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha
[Dec 2,2011 11:38pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha
ME
REV
I'm sure there are others.
[Dec 2,2011 11:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
just watched that skyrim music video. not bad at all.
but, LOL what?
bennyhillifier
not as good as this classic, especially the last minute:
bennyhillifier
[Dec 3,2011 12:10am - KEVORD ""]
arilliusbm said:also, im wondering if this thread has made anyone want to buy the game hahaha I didn't even know what Elder scrolls was before this thread. Now I'm sitting home on a Friday night missing Eyehategod cause I've been playing for six hours. Skyrim rules!
[Dec 3,2011 12:15am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.
[Dec 3,2011 1:00am - Burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.
You'll fall asleep.
[Dec 3,2011 12:15pm - Victory Records ""]
Burnsy said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.
You'll fall asleep.
I did. :(
[Dec 3,2011 12:34pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
ITT: Niggacat keeps forgetting to switch names after trolling.
[Dec 3,2011 12:38pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I am so unsure of where I stand on the Empire/Stormcloak/Legion.
Every time I'm ready to pick a side, someone tells me something new that makes me change my mind.
My honest opinion so far is that the Stormcloaks have the worthy cause, but Ulfric himself is a conniving cocksucker. Sound about right?
Also, I just read a warning: If you join the rebellion and storm cities, overthrow jarls, etc... the game can bug out and leave you unable to purchase the houses in those cities. So buy your houses BEFORE you join the rebellion/empire.
[Dec 4,2011 11:27am - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
Fellglow keep annoyed the shit out of me because I couldnt find the fucking KEY forever....FINALLY found it thanks to google.
[Dec 4,2011 12:19pm - Burnsy ""]
Victory%20Records said:
Burnsy said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Just sent Mrs Niggacat to bed. Time for a marathon allnight session.
You'll fall asleep.
I did. :(
I did as well. Luckily I was in the menu. That doesn't add to play time, correct?
[Dec 4,2011 12:44pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I am so unsure of where I stand on the Empire/Stormcloak/Legion.
Every time I'm ready to pick a side, someone tells me something new that makes me change my mind.
My honest opinion so far is that the Stormcloaks have the worthy cause, but Ulfric himself is a conniving cocksucker. Sound about right?
Also, I just read a warning: If you join the rebellion and storm cities, overthrow jarls, etc... the game can bug out and leave you unable to purchase the houses in those cities. So buy your houses BEFORE you join the rebellion/empire.
ulfric is an asshole, but he grows to respect you after youve done some quests. when given the choice, I will almost always choose the side of the rebellious underdogs in a war as opposed to the wealthy, well-off imperials, with the one exception of course being star wars.
[Dec 4,2011 1:09pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fuck the imperials. The Thalcunt Elves own them
[Dec 4,2011 3:48pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
anyone do the nightengales quests? the armor is sick!
[Dec 4,2011 3:52pm - arilliusbm ""]
yes. cool armor.
[Dec 4,2011 5:01pm - frankovhell ""]
I hate the dwarven places. Fighting animatronic machines is gay
[Dec 4,2011 5:07pm - arilliusbm ""]
Really? I love it. The fact that they were ancient, yet so advanced= boner. The enemies arent too tough when youre over lvl 30
[Dec 4,2011 7:01pm - Spaldino ""]
game black screens on me still, even after amd driver updates. it does it like once every hour-hour and a half. i can live with that. game rapes.
[Dec 4,2011 7:11pm - Spaldino ""]
also the Dark Brotherhood wants me dead for no fucking reason. i just killed some furfag cunt that had a note stating that someone paid for me to be killed. i will murder whoever it was that put the hit out on me. the only person that whacks me... is myself. and your mom.
[Dec 4,2011 7:17pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
the orphanage lady?
[Dec 4,2011 7:18pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
youre gonna end up in an abandoned shack soon
[Dec 4,2011 7:19pm - Burnsy ""]
Spaldino said:also the Dark Brotherhood wants me dead for no fucking reason. i just killed some furfag cunt that had a note stating that someone paid for me to be killed. i will murder whoever it was that put the hit out on me. the only person that whacks me... is myself. and your mom.
I run the dark brotherhood. Got a torture chamber in the sanctuary. I'm tight with the night mother. Hail sithis.
[Dec 4,2011 8:18pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I am the arch-mage of the college, yet the fucking librarian still talks to me like I'm a chowderhead. Fuck that guy.
Also, got stoned and passed out the other night. Somehow I spent over 20,000G, and I have no idea what I bought.
And the house in Solitude is huge, but bugged as hell. The dummies turn invisible if you try to put anything on them. And the bookshelf ate my entire book collection. Gone forever.
[Dec 4,2011 8:42pm - Spaldino ""]
Ustengrav depths with my new speakers is bone chillingly awesome. my sub almost feels like im in a movie theater... its just powerful and precise. it really seems like im underground, in a dank musty cave. fucking love this game.
[Dec 4,2011 9:10pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I am the arch-mage of the college, yet the fucking librarian still talks to me like I'm a chowderhead. Fuck that guy.
Also, got stoned and passed out the other night. Somehow I spent over 20,000G, and I have no idea what I bought.
And the house in Solitude is huge, but bugged as hell. The dummies turn invisible if you try to put anything on them. And the bookshelf ate my entire book collection. Gone forever.
this whole post made me LOL
[Dec 4,2011 9:16pm - KEVORD ""]
Got my first mask this morning. My wife didn't seem to care about my excitement.
[Dec 4,2011 9:27pm - Spaldino ""]
fucking black screen crashes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Dec 4,2011 11:07pm - burnsy ""]
I know that everyone who plays here isn't on Facebook so I feel obliged to post here as well.
bennyhillifier
I'm bout to wife her up.
[Dec 5,2011 1:12am - Spaldino ""]
fuck man... Bethesda really needs to fucking patch this shit. first game i've bought in a long time and i can't play it for more than an hour without it crashing. im above the recommended specs. this shouldn't be happening.
[Dec 5,2011 1:13am - Spaldino ""]
and i meant RECOMMENDED specs... not MINIMUM... yeah...
[Dec 5,2011 1:13am - Spaldino ""]
p.p.s. I'm Mad, bro.
[Dec 5,2011 7:34am - AndrewBastard ""]
I google map'd where that chick lives in mexico and its only a few hours south of San Antonio where we'll be in a few days. Let's not turn that rape into a murder.
[Dec 5,2011 7:56am - arilliusbm ""]
burnsy said:I know that everyone who plays here isn't on Facebook so I feel obliged to post here as well.
bennyhillifier
I'm bout to wife her up.
It's awesome but wipe that fucking smirk of her face.
[Dec 5,2011 8:18am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm a little concerned that she's much fatter that one can tell from these videos...
can anyone confirm this?
[Dec 5,2011 8:23am - burnsy ""]
Even if she was, I'd totally bang her voicebox. She has other pics on that facebook page. She's not fat.
Obviously no fucking smiling. All smiles inverted.
[Dec 5,2011 8:34am - arilliusbm ""]
Anyone do the quest where youre dreaming?
[Dec 5,2011 8:43am - AndrewBastard ""]
the one where youre inside that insane dudes mind from the Blue Palace and you get the Wabbajack?
[Dec 5,2011 9:11am - arilliusbm ""]
yes. trippy quest
[Dec 5,2011 9:35am - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah I beat that...shit was silly.
[Dec 5,2011 9:39am - arktourO‘s ""]
i did that this weekend. i haven't actually used the wabbajack yet..is it worth carrying around?
~100 hours on my char, level 45. i have about 50 unfinished quests in my log. i haven't explored ANY of the reach (southwest hold). the companions quest bugs are pretty annoying. i defected and played assassin's creed: the reverend last night.
[Dec 5,2011 9:42am - arktourO‘s ""]
arilliusbm said:
I'm bout to wife her up.
my girl and i would enter into a binding agreement with her.
[Dec 5,2011 9:59am - AndrewBastard ""]
I havent even SEEN Falkreath yet and/or touched a dark bro-hood quest.
Level 35 or 36 as of yesterday...
Wabbajack I finally sold the other day. I thought it was awesome cause it'll turn enemies into random things like rabbits and deer and shit but it turns out they just turn back into who the originally were a few seconds later it seems so its kinda pointless.
[Dec 5,2011 11:15am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
What is this wabbajack we all speak of?
I am almost indestructible. I rarely die. I one hit most anything. BUT THIS STUPID DRAGON IN RIVERWOOD HAS BEEN RAPING ME FOR A WEEK!!!!
What the FUCK? I kill elder dragons all the time, but for some reason every time I go to riverwood there's a dragon there who refuses to land, uses buildings for cover, and just royally kicks my ass.
And my favorite vendor is there.
[Dec 5,2011 11:20am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
About fucking time I got the fire-breathing shout. Now I feel like a proper dragonborne.
[Dec 5,2011 11:45am - blessed offal nli ""]
havn't played in two days. withdrawals are getting worse. gonna get blazed as fuck and play with the shades down all day today.
also, ark, the reach is probably the coolest part of the whole map, IMO. although I havnt been to every part of the map yet, and I just got to markarth. just been doing Stormcloak quests.
[Dec 5,2011 11:53am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
If you're in Markarth, go straight from the gate to the second door on your right. It's the "abandoned house". You'll find a mage asking you to help him explore the "haunted house". AWESOME haunted house quest, and you get a free giant house with a satanic altar in the basement.
I think I have like 5 houses now.
[Dec 5,2011 11:57am - AndrewBastard ""]
i only have the one house still...dont see any need to get another...my house is FILLED with enchanted weapons I pretend I'm going to go back and use but never do.
still have tons of loot.
[Dec 5,2011 11:57am - AndrewBastard ""]
also got some ill black star soul gem...
[Dec 5,2011 12:01pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Some houses have weapon racks and hangers, display cases, mannequins, etc... where you can hang all that cool shit up.
However there's a bug - if you go IN the house before you buy the upgrades, none of the weapon racks and shit works.
I bought the house in Solitude because I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants. However the Solitude house has the enchant table, but there's no nearby lockers or chests to keep materials in. And the blacksmith is clear on the other side of Solitude.
[Dec 5,2011 12:22pm - BradsauceNLI ""]
Anyone encounter backwards flying dragons?
[Dec 5,2011 12:24pm - AndrewBastard ""]
no but there are a set of dragon bones outside of the college at winterhold from a dragon i killed that just like blows around in the wind like a fucking windsock and it never goes away....I can walk right through it.
[Dec 5,2011 12:27pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Andrew, have you gotten a patch yet? That's a bug. The patch should fix it. I got a patch on PS3 that made all my dragon corpses go away.
[Dec 5,2011 12:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
Troll identified.
[Dec 5,2011 12:33pm - AndrewBastard ""]
No...i unplug my xbox from the intarweb when I play games...everytime I say yes to updates, something gay happens.
[Dec 5,2011 12:34pm - blessed offal nli ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:If you're in Markarth, go straight from the gate to the second door on your right. It's the "abandoned house". You'll find a mage asking you to help him explore the "haunted house". AWESOME haunted house quest, and you get a free giant house with a satanic altar in the basement.
I think I have like 5 houses now.
yea that quest was cool. I got some mediocre mace out of it.
[Dec 5,2011 12:36pm - ark ""]
AndrewBastard said:No...i unplug my xbox from the intarweb when I play games...everytime I say yes to updates, something gay happens.
you're playing on xbox, everything gay happens anyway. get the patch!
[Dec 5,2011 12:37pm - AndrewBastard ""]
if the patch is only going to fix that fluttering dragon in winterhold, I dont need it. Aside from that my game isn't really buggy.
It's froze TWICE the whole time I've been playing and aside from small bugs you'd expect from a game of this magnitude, nothing I feel like I need a "patch" for...
[Dec 5,2011 12:38pm - burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said: I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants.
In whiterun you can do enchants at Dragonsreach.
[Dec 5,2011 12:39pm - blessed offal nli ""]
AndrewBastard said:if the patch is only going to fix that fluttering dragon in winterhold, I dont need it. Aside from that my game isn't really buggy.
that's because you're not playing on a PC
[Dec 5,2011 12:48pm - ark ""]
just joking...the patch didn't do a goddamn thing to fix my companions quests which are completely fucked...
[Dec 5,2011 12:50pm - ark ""]
even with all the console command fixez i tried, my only other option to fix it is "wait 30 in-game days"
[Dec 5,2011 1:00pm - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah, as soon as I encounter a bug like a missing key or a door not opening when it should etc...I restart the xbox and revert to the most recent save. It has fixed it both times that happened to me.
THANK YOU GOOGLE.
[Dec 5,2011 1:02pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
burnsy said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said: I was tired of doing everything in Whiterun, but having to fast travel to do enchants.
In whiterun you can do enchants at Dragonsreach.
What I want is a forge, grindstone, an enchanter, and a place to store my shit all real close to each other. When I'm crafting and enchanting I'm usually over-encumbered with ingots. Can't be running to dragonsreach.
[Dec 5,2011 1:09pm - burnsy ""]
Fast travel ;-) But yeah, I haven't seen such a place.
[Dec 5,2011 1:15pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
you can't fast travel while over-encumbered. COME ON PEOPLE
[Dec 5,2011 1:19pm - burnsy ""]
haha Never tried honestly. Everytime I've become overencumbered, I've been in a dungeon and can't fast travel anyways.
[Dec 5,2011 1:20pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
^ ding. Can't fast travel overencumbered. Right now it's go in house LOAD get mats, leave house LOAD, go craft, sharpen, go into house LOAD, drop mats, leave house LOAD, fast travel to enchant LOAD, etc...
I don't want to have to go through so much effort. I'd kill for a basement with a forge and enchant table.
[Dec 5,2011 1:24pm - ark ""]
i understand bethesda's ideas for limiting the amount you carry...i still spent WAY TOO MUCH time fumbling around in the inventory. maybe if i wasn't so anal about what i carry. i should give less fucks. it turns out the game gives you more than enough to not worry about dropping something.
the best inventory was fallout: new vegas. ammo had weight and you also needed to carry food and water to survive. SUPPORT
[Dec 5,2011 1:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
If Skyrim was real life, character would need a horse and carriage to carry all the shit. Game is so fake and overrated.
[Dec 5,2011 1:27pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
yea I have a hard time getting rid of things, even though I know I don't need them, and can't sell them anyway cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.
[Dec 5,2011 1:32pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:If Skyrim was real life, dragons would be alot easier to kill, especially when dual-wielding. Game is so fake and overrated.
[Dec 5,2011 1:33pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Blessed_Offal said: cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.
investment perk. Dude in riverwood will have 10,000G. Works great, until an elder dragon won't let you in Riverwood anymore.
[Dec 5,2011 1:42pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I've never perk'd investment...I need to get on that cause I have a lot of shit to sell...even though I dont need the $$
[Dec 5,2011 1:50pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Worked great for me. I had about 80,000G after a day of selling shit in Riverwood.
Then that goddamned dragon camped out there. :(
[Dec 5,2011 2:01pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
Blessed_Offal said: cuz the fucking merchants only have like 500 bucks on them.
investment perk. Dude in riverwood will have 10,000G. Works great, until an elder dragon won't let you in Riverwood anymore.
yea I havnt put much into speech, I guess I should get on it.
for the record though, I think the new speech system is definitely a downgrade from oblivion.
[Dec 5,2011 2:04pm - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah it was kinda fun using that little meter thing to win people over...
LNK: how can you not just RUN OUT OF TOWN to escape that dragon?
[Dec 5,2011 2:08pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
It won't follow me. It camps out on the arch leading into town. I don't know if it's a bug or on purpose. If I run, it starts killing townsfolk. If I stay, it kicks my ass.
I'm going to craft a set of fire resist armor and go back to kick this fuckers ass. I just got a higher level mage companion. Hopefully I'll have more ranged attack.
[Dec 5,2011 7:11pm - frankovhell ""]
They have dumbed down a lot of things that I find kind of annoying.
[Dec 5,2011 7:36pm - narkybark ""]
The ES games have always been like that. I actually think this is a step up from Oblivion, at least in terms of skills and levelling up. The creature levels feel better this time around as well, but the leveled loot still feels meh.
[Dec 5,2011 8:47pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
im not officially arch mage too...
im not sure if I should rock the arch mage robes or my nightengale armor
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[Dec 6,2011 12:35am - Spaldino ""]
just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.
[Dec 6,2011 3:38am - frankovhell ""]
Spaldino said:just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.
try only using your new ram sticks, Your old one might be bad.
[Dec 6,2011 6:50am - SLAGgot ""]
ark said:i understand bethesda's ideas for limiting the amount you carry...i still spent WAY TOO MUCH time fumbling around in the inventory. maybe if i wasn't so anal about what i carry. i should give less fucks. it turns out the game gives you more than enough to not worry about dropping something.
the best inventory was fallout: new vegas. ammo had weight and you also needed to carry food and water to survive. SUPPORT
Skyrim needs "Hardcore" mode mod, stat.
[Dec 6,2011 6:52am - arilliusbm ""]
So my smithing is finally maxed out at 100. It makes a HUGE difference when you upgrade weapons and armor. Andrew, my nightengale armor is maxed out and nearly doubled in strength and value
[Dec 6,2011 6:52am - SLAGgot ""]
Spaldino said:just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.
Dude, when I get home, I will post a link for a fix for this problem with Skyrim. I had the same issue, but found an easy workaround.
[Dec 6,2011 7:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
I'm gonna smith my NG armor...what material do you need?
[Dec 6,2011 7:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
whoops
[Dec 6,2011 7:47am - AndrewBastard ""]
its supposed to say "I'm NOW officialy arch mage" .. not = now
[Dec 6,2011 7:55am - arilliusbm ""]
Void salts
[Dec 6,2011 7:58am - arilliusbm ""]
You have to be able to upgrade enchanted stuff, which requires 60
[Dec 6,2011 8:10am - arilliusbm ""]
But you won't upgrade it as much unless youre in the 90s
[Dec 6,2011 8:24am - Alexecutioner ""]
i've been trying to hold back on getting this game so badly. Never played Oblivion and always wanted to, friend of mine let me borrow it. I know i'll probably never go back if i jump into Skyrim.... we'll see if i can fight the temptation.
[Dec 6,2011 9:31am - arktourO‘s ""]
SLAGgot said:
Spaldino said:just added 2 more gigs to my ram and now the game just locks up my system with the screen on instead of cutting the signal to the monitor and locking my system up. its an improvement.
Dude, when I get home, I will post a link for a fix for this problem with Skyrim. I had the same issue, but found an easy workaround.
http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=1013
read the readme first. this completely fixed my problem and made it perform better.
[Dec 6,2011 12:05pm - Alexecutioner ""]
Slowly Playing Skyrim Over 1,000 years
[Dec 6,2011 12:20pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
LOL @ playtime 133+ hours. I have a problem.
[Dec 6,2011 12:21pm - Alexecutioner ""]
Alexecutioner said:Slowly Playing Skyrim Over 1,000 years
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:LOL @ playtime 133+ hours. I have a problem.
You're on your way! fuck i want to play this game.
[Dec 6,2011 2:20pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
YAY, I beat the dragon in riverwood. Then I went into the store, sold some shit. Came out of the store - ROAAAARRR!!!! got raped by another dragon.
Fuuuuuuu.....
[Dec 6,2011 11:04pm - Spaldino ""]
okay... so... i still have my pirated version installed. will that fix work on the pirated version? because i dont want to open the game and install it only to have it not work.
[Dec 7,2011 12:28am - frankovhell ""]
Spaldino said:okay... so... i still have my pirated version installed. will that fix work on the pirated version? because i dont want to open the game and install it only to have it not work.
Everyone does smithing to 100. Its so over powered and breaks the game imo. I have a lot more challenging, fun and surprise moments upping my lockpicking and theifing skills to find rare random items. It also is keeping my guy in character (he is a rogue) rogues dont use a black smith they fucking rob and get treasure.
[Dec 7,2011 1:31am - Spaldino ""]
used http://www.ntcore.com/exsuite.php to patch up the tesv.exe and i havent had a crash yet. in full screen mode too! just downed a dragon and am becoming a ridiculous archer/marksman/assassin/rogue/nigger furfag.
[Dec 7,2011 2:05am - narkybark ""]
I restarted because being a pure mage is massively overpowered even on Expert. Now trying a thief using only a bow and dagger and the game feels much more balanced. Probably won't last (the sneak 100 skill looks like a gamebreaker) but in the meantime, pickpocketing is hilarious.
[Dec 7,2011 3:10pm - sigh ""]
no lollygaggin
[Dec 7,2011 5:10pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Does anyone know what the hell I'm spose to do with Hjaltis Sword? It weak, weighs alot, and undroppable because it's a quest item, but I have no quest for it.
[Dec 7,2011 5:25pm - narkybark ""]
It's your burden. You have to get Sam to carry either it or carry you to the mountain.
[Dec 7,2011 5:28pm - arilliusbm ""]
Fuck Sam. Lydia said she was sworn to carry burdens.
[Dec 7,2011 5:32pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
whos sam? what mountain? YOUR MOMS A BURDEN
[Dec 7,2011 5:39pm - arilliusbm ""]
LOL did the lord of the rings reference just go over your head, Mr. Frodo?
[Dec 7,2011 5:48pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:LOL did the lord of the rings reference just go over your head, Mr. Frodo?
oh wow, yes haha
also, I was just kinda weed-smokingly wandering around on my horse for like twenty minutes through the country side and I noticed a random pair of boots just floating in the air for no reason.
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[Dec 7,2011 5:49pm - arilliusbm ""]
hahaha
[Dec 7,2011 9:40pm - Spaldino ""]
its a ghost with Shit Stomper Boots of the Bellowing Phoenix and they give him +5 to fucking your shit up. i would run if i were you.
[Dec 9,2011 9:06am - Spaldino ""]
hidden treasure chest with an unlimited supply of shit is epic.
bennyhillifier
[Dec 9,2011 4:25pm - RustyPS should be working ""]
*looks around*
I'm just going to leave this here
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-took-an-arrow-in-the-knee/photos
*walks away*
[Dec 9,2011 5:21pm - ark ""]
bahahahahaha
[Dec 10,2011 7:48pm - eddienli ""]
doing my 2nd random double dragon battle. fuck....
[Dec 10,2011 11:22pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
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[Dec 11,2011 12:08am - Alx_Casket ""]
Everyone at rites of darkness is talking about skyrim canceling.
[Dec 11,2011 3:36pm - Spaldino ""]
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my nigger furfag looks pretty fucking cool.
[Dec 11,2011 5:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
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You guys been here yet? Makes me want to take shrooms everytime. So fucking trippy.
[Dec 11,2011 5:19pm - ark ""]
not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.
[Dec 11,2011 6:27pm - arilliusbm ""]
ark said:not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.
That's the one..
[Dec 11,2011 8:23pm - Spaldino ""]
has anyone else done that quest at Rannveig's Fast where that faggot wizard sets you up to get trapped?
so I fall into his trap and he starts his monologue that I dont give a fuck about... i immediately pick the lock to the cage and crouch to sneak. the moment i step foot outside of the cage i'm hidden and he is all like "is someone there?" and i fucking slit his throat. it was brutal.
[Dec 12,2011 10:56am - Martins ""]
Blackreach is awesome. I want to know more about the dwaaaaaarves
[Dec 12,2011 11:02am - arilliusbm ""]
This game has been out a month and I barely feel like i've put a dent into it, even at lvl 40 and beating the main quest.
[Dec 12,2011 11:03am - arilliusbm ""]
Main quest was very anti climactic btw.
[Dec 12,2011 11:05am - ark ""]
the whole game is full of tiny climaxes. like life.
[Dec 12,2011 11:07am - arilliusbm ""]
*butthead laugh*
[Dec 12,2011 11:07am - burnsy ""]
I'm only at Level 30. Have yet to see one of these elusive elder dragons, guessing they'll appear once I get higher in level. I don't get to play nearly as much as I'd like to be able to play. Thieves Guild storyline was awesome. Dark Brotherhood storyline was awesome. Got the skeleton key, I'm supposed to return it to Nocturnal's temple but fuck that obviously.
Aril, did you also get your nightingale armor from the the thieves' guild quest?
[Dec 12,2011 11:13am - arilliusbm ""]
Yes, and I upgraded it to Legendary with Void Salts.
[Dec 12,2011 11:15am - FAG IS SLAGHAT ""]
Not if you only fap or fuck once every two weeks
[Dec 12,2011 11:16am - ark ""]
arilliusbm said:
ark said:not yet, i just found the dwarven ruins in the glacier.
That's the one..
I think I was in a different ruin. I thought I combed the place clean and couldn't find the mushroomroom. I did find a really long shaft.
[Dec 12,2011 11:19am - burnsy ""]
arilliusbm said:Yes, and I upgraded it to Legendary with Void Salts.
I have void salts a-plenty at my house in riften but lack the smithing wherewithal to upgrade the armor. I've focused my perks on sneak, archery and two-handed thus far.
[Dec 12,2011 11:19am - narkybark ""]
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
[Dec 12,2011 11:20am - narkybark ""]
dammit, that was for ark.
[Dec 12,2011 11:20am - ark ""]
maxing out smithing was so easy, i just made 10,000 daggers and bought most of the mats.
alchemy, however, stuck in the 40's no matter how many potions i make. i haven't perked it up at all, maybe that's why.
[Dec 12,2011 11:21am - arilliusbm ""]
Nope, I think the entrance is for a quest. But you open up numerous shafts that go down to it. It's a huge underground world. obviously they made it to look trippy: mushrooms and black light effects. Also, floaties, which I see while tripping sometimes
[Dec 12,2011 11:21am - ark ""]
i didn't know michael scott played skyrim.
[Dec 12,2011 11:57am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
burnsy said:
I've focused my perks on sneak, archery and two-handed thus far.
I have a 2 hand sneaking archer - I call her LYDIA.
Smithing makes money obsolete. I have almost 200,000G and NOTHING worth spending it on. I make the baddest armor myself. Got the dual enchanting perk, so I'm gonna start building an uuuuber suit of daedric armor and add a second enchant to each of my swords, bringing each sword up to around 120 damage.
Oh, I started up the main quest again. DRAGONREND makes dragon battles easy. Even 2 on one fights. Stunlocking two dragons at a time FTW.
[Dec 12,2011 11:59am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:Nope, I think the entrance is for a quest. But you open up numerous shafts that go down to it. It's a huge underground world. obviously they made it to look trippy: mushrooms and black light effects. Also, floaties, which I see while tripping sometimes
Blackreach/Blackrock? That's part of the main quest. You're getting ahead of yourself. If you get a Elder Scroll while you're down there, DON'T LOSE IT.
That place is wicked trippy. So far it's the longest dungeon in the game. It's like a dungeon in a dungeon in a dungeon. I like that they give you a way out to the surface at the halfway point so you can lighten your inventory.
[Dec 12,2011 12:01pm - burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:I have a 2 hand sneaking archer - I call her LYDIA.
Lydia is dead. Long live Lydia.
I got a new housecarl in Riften anyway. Her name is Iona and she's just as badass.
I just love sniping dudes from some high point while people are all scrambling around the fort. "I swear I heard something." BOOM, dead.
[Dec 12,2011 12:03pm - ark ""]
I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.
[Dec 12,2011 12:06pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
I can't aim arrows. That's why I have Onmurund or something as a companion. Level 40 mage beats my level 15 Lydia or whatever she is.
I didn't buy the house in alston yet. Too many thieves around. I have houses in Mage city, Markarth (dwarf city haunted house), Solitude, Whiterun, and I'm pretty sure I bought another when I was stoned and tired. Just forget where...
What's the deal with the house in Alston? Is that a back porch I see?
[Dec 12,2011 12:08pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
ark said:I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.
Like buying a horse, or something different? I'm on my second or third horse. Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)
[Dec 12,2011 12:16pm - Burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
What's the deal with the house in Alston? Is that a back porch I see?
Enchanting table and alchemy lab in the basement. Garden outside that regrows every 30 days. The porch is pretty sweet. Don't have to worry about thieves when you're the leader of the thieves guild.
[Dec 12,2011 12:18pm - arilliusbm ""]
I just completed a simple mission that paid me 3600 gold. Thanks, moar plz.
[Dec 12,2011 12:23pm - burnsy ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)
Haha I found this out by accident yesterday. Had to steal a horse for some dude who was in jail and wasn't paying attention. Had to restart or fail the quest.
BTW - Anyone else have shadowmere? Does that horse not fucking die ever? I did this quest that resulted in all of the city guards attacking me, I ran outside the gate while Shadowmere tanked for me and I picked them all off with arrows.
[Dec 12,2011 12:29pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
ark said:I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.
Like buying a horse, or something different? I'm on my second or third horse. Cool fact - if you fall off a cliff the horse will absorb most of the impact. ;)
I havnt bought a horse, but every time I fast travel, theres just a random horse there for me. I don't know if its a glitch, but it makes buying a horse obsolete.
[Dec 12,2011 12:32pm - ark ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
ark said:I wish I found THE STEED sign far earlier in the game.
Like buying a horse, or something different?
It's one of those constellation stones that give you buffs. The Steed one lets you carry more and makes heavy armor quiet. It's WAAAAY over on the northwest coast.
[Dec 12,2011 12:33pm - ark ""]
Did anybody get the horse named FROST? He's a pretty cool.
[Dec 12,2011 12:38pm - burnsy ""]
Bahhhhhh.
Haha but yeah that's the one I had to steal.
[Dec 12,2011 12:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
I had to do that mission but it bugged out and wont let me do anything now.
[Dec 12,2011 4:07pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
found this in whiterun
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[Dec 12,2011 4:07pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:I used to be a straight man, then I took a sperm load to the face.
[Dec 12,2011 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
Blessed_Offal said:i used to be sober, then I backed into a car at the Skybar in 2006 then drove away like nothing happened
[Dec 12,2011 4:15pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
THAT NEVER HAPPENED AND I WILL DENY IT FOREVAR
[Dec 12,2011 4:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
LOL
I fell over laughing. That same show I was spitting spitballs at beelze the whole night.
BRING BACK SKYBAR
[Dec 12,2011 4:17pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
That show was wrens first show. WE CREATED A MONSTER
[Dec 12,2011 4:20pm - arilliusbm ""]
Wren was there? No way
[Dec 12,2011 4:22pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
he posted a fb status one time stating that his first 'underground boston show' or something to that effect, was at the skybar when blessed offal played with I think witch tomb.
[Dec 12,2011 4:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
That show I remember was CNV/Hirudenea/SignoftheGoat/Hekseri
[Dec 12,2011 4:25pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
oh that show. haha ok nevermind. I remember that. the sound guy was wearing an eaten back to life shirt and said we reminded hiim of deicide. lulz
[Dec 14,2011 11:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
I haven't played this game in several years. Will get back into it one of these days...
[Dec 14,2011 1:20pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i sessioned for like 2 hours after I got home from the airport yesterday but wasnt really into it...
[Dec 14,2011 1:23pm - the_reverend ""]
buying tonight. knee problems tomorrow.
[Dec 14,2011 1:28pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah, it's always weird coming back to your normal boring life of work, facebook, and video games, after a vacation.
[Dec 14,2011 10:07pm - Spaldino ""]
anyone notice how broken using 2 handed weapons really is? especially if you spec into it. everything dies in 1 hit unless its a "boss" and then it dies in 2 hits. level through 10 so far with a redguard broad i made just to see how broken 2 handers are... its a cakewalk.
[Dec 14,2011 10:24pm - the_reverend ""]
dark elf
[Dec 14,2011 10:51pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Greetings, fellow Bosmer.
[Dec 14,2011 10:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:dark elf
way to pick the nigga race of skyrim
[Dec 15,2011 12:50am - the_reverend ""]
haters gonna hate.
[Dec 15,2011 8:34am - burnsy ""]
Have fun in Windhelm.
[Dec 15,2011 9:38am - Alx_Casket ""]
Dragonborns never get disrespected.
[Dec 15,2011 9:41am - arilliusbm ""]
Alx_Casket said:Dragonborns never get disrespected.
The prophecy clearly states that it's a Nord who is Dragonborn. He is a false one. You're all false Dragonborns.
[Dec 15,2011 9:44am - the_reverend ""]
they don't even know what your race is.
[Dec 15,2011 9:45am - Burnsy ""]
Maybe I'm the dragonborn and I just don't know it yet.
[Dec 15,2011 9:49am - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:they don't even know what your race is.
Ohhhhh yes they do.
[Dec 15,2011 10:12am - Alx_Casket ""]
Prophecy was subjective.
[Dec 15,2011 10:16am - arilliusbm ""]
hahhaa.
Subjective Prophecy, a new metalcore band on Dawnstar Records
[Dec 15,2011 11:06am - the_reverend ""]
here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.
[Dec 15,2011 11:07am - blessed offal nli ""]
the_reverend said:they don't even know what your race is.
yea they do. they say things like "staying out of trouble kinsmen?" and "it's good to see a fellow nord" and you get better prices. being a darkie elf is basically being a black guy in a chinese guys convenient store.
[Dec 15,2011 11:10am - burnsy ""]
the_reverend said:here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.
Generally they won't fuck with you if you have your weapon sheathed and aren't running right up on them.
[Dec 15,2011 11:11am - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.
Any player with two brain cells would know to avoid giants until you're at least a lvl 30. Go to Whiterun and Riverwood, fool. I can picture you only playing this game for an hour then putting it next to Vagrant story to collect dust because you like games like Little Fag World on ipad and not real men games.
[Dec 15,2011 11:13am - Alx_Casket ""]
lol@real men games
[Dec 15,2011 3:17pm - arktourO‘s ""]
Spaldino said:anyone notice how broken using 2 handed weapons really is? especially if you spec into it. everything dies in 1 hit unless its a "boss" and then it dies in 2 hits. level through 10 so far with a redguard broad i made just to see how broken 2 handers are... its a cakewalk.
not on master difficulty, i have 100 2 handed, i do a good amount damage against most humans but any vampires or a troll clan i have a hard time with. i'm level 47, the balance is about where i would expect it when i fight groups or fight bosses.
[Dec 15,2011 3:18pm - arktourO‘s ""]
arilliusbm said:
the_reverend said:here is my impression of me playing the game: finds giants/mammoths dies.. overf and over and over again.
Any player with two brain cells would know to avoid giants until you're at least a lvl 30. Go to Whiterun and Riverwood, fool. I can picture you only playing this game for an hour then putting it next to Vagrant story to collect dust because you like games like Little Fag World on ipad and not real men games.
lol BURN????? rev is not going to stovokor.
[Dec 15,2011 6:55pm - frankovhell ""]
Alx_Casket said:Yeah, it's always weird coming back to your normal boring life of work, facebook, and video games, after a vacation.
Yeah I haven't loaded up the game yet since I got back from Texas. I have although been reading Dance with Dragons finally by George RR Martin. The plane ride forced me to get into it again and I'm hooked.
[Dec 15,2011 6:57pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
dude i feel like NOTHING happened in that book...
[Dec 15,2011 7:06pm - narkybark ""]
bennyhillifier
[Dec 15,2011 7:40pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Hivemind, I started reading those books on the plane as well. Gonna 'rim it for the first time in a little bit if I don't get the urge to record.
[Dec 15,2011 8:56pm - arilliusbm ""]
bennyhillifier
[Dec 15,2011 9:39pm - frankovhell ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:dude i feel like NOTHING happened in that book...
Don't spoil it buttmutch
[Dec 15,2011 11:14pm - Spaldino ""]
arilliusbm said:
bennyhillifier
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[Dec 19,2011 6:16pm - arilliusbm ""]
Large Negro Kitty stopped playing because he took an arrow to the paw.
[Dec 19,2011 6:28pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Nope, just getting bored. Most of the way finished with the main quest.
Game just kinda got to a point where money is falling out of my ass with nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.
[Dec 19,2011 6:41pm - arilliusbm ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Nope, just getting bored. Most of the way finished with the main quest.
Game just kinda got to a point where money is falling out of my ass with nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.
Good. Now move on to the real one: Daggerfall.
[Dec 19,2011 6:46pm - KEVORD ""]
The end of the main quest was disapoint. Alduin was a massive pussy.
[Dec 19,2011 7:02pm - ark ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:nothing to buy, and a lot of the quests are bugging. I got bored.
yup. i'm at level 47 with probably 90-100 hours of actual playing time. i'm still gonna keep going back to it, but this always happens with elder scrolls, when the map is full, you've beaten it. half the quests are bugged, and you never could get yourself to climax. just long, gorgeous, painful sex.
[Dec 19,2011 7:12pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I'm like lvl 32 with maybe 70 hours and I have it on master and it still seems too easy at alot of parts. Even the difficult parts only take me 3 tries max. Havnt experienced any glitches other than with graphics. I'm not bored with it but I havn't been able to find much time for it, every time I sit down to RIM I find my attention turns to something else. ADD I guess.
[Dec 21,2011 2:13pm - the_reverend ""]
lost my house carl. lvl 9.
[Dec 21,2011 2:47pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I'm still enjoying myself. Faggerdall to the haters!
[Dec 22,2011 3:16pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
bennyhillifier
Best reason I've seen to get the PC version.
[Dec 25,2011 12:29am - Blessed_Offal ""]
I encountered my first major glitch. I'm doing the quest where you have to get Mehrune's Razor's pieces, and on the third piece I'm out near Markarth at some redoubt and EVERY time I get to the forsworn leader it gets super choppy and I can't attack. It just starts getting almost blurry, and I die. I tried a million fucking times. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
also, in b4 aril PC is better
[Dec 25,2011 12:39am - arilliusbm ""]
PC is better
[Dec 25,2011 12:40am - arilliusbm ""]
Did that mission. Dunno why yours is glitching
[Dec 25,2011 12:45am - Blessed_Offal ""]
I tried coming at it from a different direction and it's fine. It might have had something to do with the rocks they dropped on me, because when I went around from the side that was the only thing that was different and I killed that bitch faster than hearing Blood on the Dance Floor killed my will to live.
[Dec 25,2011 12:49am - Blessed_Offal ""]
or maybe the disc had a scratch or smudge? whatever. I rimmed for 11 hours straight today.
[Dec 25,2011 3:42am - LucidCurse ""]
gold
bennyhillifier
[Dec 25,2011 3:44am - LucidCurse ""]
and
bennyhillifier
[Dec 25,2011 11:26am - the_reverend ""]
arilliusbm said:
the_reverend said:they don't even know what your race is.
Ohhhhh yes they do.you sir are incorrect.
http://www.gamecritics.com/richard-naik/br...n-skyrims-racism-lacks-authenticity
[Dec 25,2011 11:41am - arilliusbm ""]
NAANPC disagrees.
[Dec 25,2011 12:20pm - AndrewBastard in Newport ""]
deep into the Dark Brohood quests....stuck at my parents house right now though so no RIMMAGE for me till tomorrow :(
[Dec 25,2011 12:31pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
woke up at 11 this morning. gonna jump right back in and start rimming as soon as my coffees done.
also, snow bear = REPOAST OF A REPOAST
[Dec 25,2011 12:49pm - Burnsy ""]
Dark brotherhood storyline is awesome.
[Dec 25,2011 1:06pm - arilliusbm ""]
I thought the Thieves Guild was more fun
[Dec 25,2011 1:13pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
I havn't done either of those, I just did the stormcloaks, it was pretty cool.
[Dec 26,2011 12:18am - the_reverend ""]
arilliusbm said:
Alx_Casket said:Dragonborns never get disrespected.
The prophecy clearly states that it's a Nord who is Dragonborn. He is a false one. You're all false Dragonborns.at the mage's college, I just got called a nord...
[Dec 26,2011 12:40am - ernie ""]
downloading now. hated the last one, loved fallout3, hated newvegas, hopefully this rules
[Dec 26,2011 9:23am - the_reverend ""]
I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new. Skyrim seems to not get as lost in the weeds as oblivion.
[Dec 26,2011 10:50am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
the_reverend said:I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new.
Buy the DLC!!! The one that allows you to continue playing after the end of the main quest line. It's not so much DLC as it is a fix for a broken game.
[Dec 26,2011 10:52am - AndrewBastard in Newport ""]
in order for me to continue on the main quest, I have to bring dragon scales and dragon bones to Estbern (or whatever his name is) but when I select that mission and then press "show on map" it doesnt do anything so I have no idea where this dude is...
WUT?
[Dec 26,2011 11:35am - Cicero ""]
Esbern is always with the Blades at Sky Haven Temple:
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[Dec 26,2011 11:39am - AndrewBastard in Newport ""]
oh word?....thanks.
[Dec 26,2011 11:57am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Don't bother. Last patch broke the quest anyway.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Dragon_Research
[Dec 26,2011 1:56pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
im a 360er
[Dec 26,2011 2:21pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:im a 360er
1.3 (bugged patch)is PS3 and 360. Only version with a workaround IS the PC version.
Unless you did manage to drink the potion and turn in the quest, in which case I stand corrected.
[Dec 26,2011 2:28pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
does it patch automatically? I like never have my 360 online when i RIM IT UP.
[Dec 26,2011 3:35pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
AndrewBastard%20NLI said:does it patch automatically? I like never have my 360 online when i RIM IT UP.
Then you are likely safe.
[Dec 26,2011 5:31pm - zyklon ""]
I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?
[Dec 26,2011 5:38pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
the_reverend said:I just ordered fallout 3 for $12 new.
Buy the DLC!!! The one that allows you to continue playing after the end of the main quest line. It's not so much DLC as it is a fix for a broken game.
also, the original lvl cap was 20. W T F
[Dec 26,2011 7:08pm - the_reverend ""]
Lvl 13. Started finishing up side quests that I took up for no reason er... raisin.
[Dec 26,2011 9:07pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
zyklon said:I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?
They are by all accounts equal. Pick the one you prefer.
[Dec 26,2011 9:15pm - arilliusbm ""]
PC.
[Dec 26,2011 9:34pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
arilliusbm said:PC.
old newz
[Dec 26,2011 10:32pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:PC.
I have a real hard time laying down on the couch while playing PC games. It's too bad, because I otherwise LOVE playing faster and better looking versions of games on a monitor 1/4 the size of my home theater screen.
And while being forced to play on this inferior gigantic screen and amazing sound system I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.
Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3 versions.
But you are correct, PC is better in every way. Except a few. And some others.
[Dec 26,2011 10:49pm - Pires ""]
zyklon said:I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?
360. I heard the ps3 has some lag issues. Not sure if it's been patched though.
[Dec 26,2011 10:56pm - Spaldino ""]
the PC version, if you aren't from the midwest and retarded, is better. your computer can be hooked up to your huge tv as well as your sound system. you can also play with a wireless xbox360 or ps3 controller so you can lay down and play all you want. you also can have a wireless keyboard and mouse if you prefer to play an FPS-like "properly". not to mention that the PC version has MODS that have an infinite amount of potential replay value. the game is going to continue to grow and evolve on the PC (look at Morrowind).
also if you want to be a faggot and complain about the price of a PC that can play this game in ultra (about any PC thats $900+ new now), you can just pirate games to save money. if you also want to further justify that point... lets say you buy a 60 dollar new game every other month... thats 360 bucks. (most gamers pick up far more than just 6 games a year but this is an example.) take the price of the system new, 300 bucks (dont you dare mention the xbox arcade or the cheaper ps3)... thats 660 bucks. PC is only like 400 more. take into account that this is also your computer... so thats another 400 bucks or so for a basic regular computer and it equals out pretty much.
PC rapes.
[Dec 26,2011 10:58pm - Spaldino ""]
it's a fucking wonder box, duder.
[Dec 26,2011 11:51pm - i_am_lazy ""]
I used to not own Skyrim...then I took an arrow to the knee.
(It's the PS3 version though. My PC isn't even remotely close to capable of handling it. And it wasn't my call.)
[Dec 26,2011 11:55pm - arkmass ""]
yeah, what spaldino said. plus, steam is like xbox live with less children and more neckbeards.
[Dec 27,2011 1:02am - frankovhell ""]
Spaldino said:the PC version, if you aren't from the midwest and retarded, is better. your computer can be hooked up to your huge tv as well as your sound system. you can also play with a wireless xbox360 or ps3 controller so you can lay down and play all you want. you also can have a wireless keyboard and mouse if you prefer to play an FPS-like "properly". not to mention that the PC version has MODS that have an infinite amount of potential replay value. the game is going to continue to grow and evolve on the PC (look at Morrowind).
also if you want to be a faggot and complain about the price of a PC that can play this game in ultra (about any PC thats $900+ new now), you can just pirate games to save money. if you also want to further justify that point... lets say you buy a 60 dollar new game every other month... thats 360 bucks. (most gamers pick up far more than just 6 games a year but this is an example.) take the price of the system new, 300 bucks (dont you dare mention the xbox arcade or the cheaper ps3)... thats 660 bucks. PC is only like 400 more. take into account that this is also your computer... so thats another 400 bucks or so for a basic regular computer and it equals out pretty much.
PC rapes.
It still doesn't change the fact that some people want to play a game right away while they can and don't have tthe money to buy a PC dude. People like this sound like such a little whiney dork it gives the whole PC community a bad name. I truely cannont stand most gamers because they are so fucking annoying.
[Dec 27,2011 3:50am - bobnomaamrooney ""]
If you aren't building your own chipsets and running skyrim in an OS you wrote you're a giant faggot who isn't really playing Skyrim.
[Dec 27,2011 6:56am - arilliusbm ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
arilliusbm said:PC.
I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.
Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3.
Steam does all of that, Nigger Cat.
[Dec 27,2011 6:59am - arilliusbm ""]
Argument comes up all the time.
I stopped caring about consoles when they ceased being consoles and started being wannabe computers.
And yea, I had a shitty computer up until last year. Now I have a bargain computer from BJ's that I upgraded with a new power supply and video card for under 200 bucks. The total cost of the system was under 600. I just beat COD MW3 on high settings and everything looked superb.
I don't own an HDTV because I don't watch much TV or care to. You guys all complaining about PC costs spend more money on an HDTV, sound system, and a couch.. NO MAKEY SENSE
[Dec 27,2011 10:14am - Alx_Casket ""]
I've made incremental upgrades for years, the price equals that of getting a new console every 5 years and the benefits are unquestionable. I use a 37" monitor, your argument is invalid.
[Dec 27,2011 10:26am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Pires said:
zyklon said:I'm going to gamestop tomorrow, should I buy the ps3 or 360 version?
360. I heard the ps3 has some lag issues. Not sure if it's been patched though.
Incorrect. BOTH units had lag issues that were fixed with the first patch.
[Dec 27,2011 10:37am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Alx_Casket said:I've made incremental upgrades for years, the price equals that of getting a new console every 5 years and the benefits are unquestionable. I use a 37" monitor, your argument is invalid.
My last gaming rig = $1400. (2005?) Add in about 5 years of upgrades, replacement parts, etc... + monitor, PSU, $100 Razer mouse, etc... = LOTS OF MONEY.
46" LED T.V. - $550
PS3 Slim - $300
Speakers + receiver - $300
Did I miss anything? Curious how your math just doesn't add up.
PC games are superior - GRAPHICALLY. That is all. Development dollars are less. Release dates are later. The fanbase/#of people you know playing one is smaller. Coding is often identical, especially when you buy one of those awesome games that could be 1000 times better on PC, only to find the PC release is nothing but a shitty CONSOLE PORT anyway.
So yeah, other than being able to run huge textures and mods for skyrim (which we're all enjoying mod-free right now anyway)name ONE OTHER GAME in the last year that is worth the purchase on PC vs. console.
I'll give you a hint: Betamax was better than VHS back in the day. It still failed because POPULARITY and COMPATIBILITY go a lot further than TECHNICAL SUPERIORITY.
PC might be a great platform, but until developers and gamers catch onto that, it's still the dead medium it has been for several years now. Just ask the revolving staff of editors and writers at PC Gamer magazine struggling to hold their jobs.
[Dec 27,2011 10:39am - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:
arilliusbm said:PC.
I miss terribly the benefits of playing PC games online where I can compare stats, trophies, and play with my other gaming friends. All four of them who actually have the PC version.
Luckily, I am consoled by the 972,000 other friends I have who own the PS3.
Steam does all of that, Nigger Cat.
Quick, all the gamers in this thread who are on steam more than once a week raise your hands...
[Dec 27,2011 12:17pm - arilliusbm ""]
Funny thing is, all you fags that play FPS games on consoles would get owned by PC Gamers. Face the facts, PC Gamers are better at games and are more involved. Console gaming/gamers are just PC Gaming lite and are trendy hipsters, which is why the market shifted.
[Dec 27,2011 12:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
Also, way too many kids on 360 live. Play some real competition, faggots.
[Dec 27,2011 12:21pm - arilliusbm ""]
Only having PC Gaming elitism is real because IT'S TRUE AND YOU CONSOLE FAGS CANT ADMIT IT. MEET ME IN CHINATOWN'S CS 1.6 SERVER NO AWPS
[Dec 27,2011 12:32pm - arilliusbm ""]
Nintendo products are the only real consoles left. Theyre not wannabe PCs.
WHATS THIS? 4 POSTS IN A ROW? THATS RIGHT, BITCH
[Dec 27,2011 12:36pm - Alx_Casket ""]
LNK, 1400 is retarded. Myself or ark could build you a computer with 500 plus spare parts you already have laying around.
[Dec 27,2011 12:39pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Hi guys, what's this button do?
[Dec 27,2011 12:40pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Shit. I forgot to make my XBOX Live Character look like me even though they all look dumb.
[Dec 27,2011 12:41pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
What it comes down to for me is that pretty much the only game I play is Skyrim, so I'm not gonna spend $700+ on a computer for one game, or $100 and tons of time upgrading, or however the fuck you nerds want to spell it out. Obviously PC is better, but it's still a hell of a fucking game on any system, and LOL at people using video games as a catalyst for elitism. You people are just awful.
Oh and I do agree that playing FPS on anything but PC is for mouth breathing morons like that hideous idiot on the rttp home page.
[Dec 27,2011 12:41pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Oh no, I think I need a new 80 dollar 10 ft HDMI cable for my $1500 TV.
[Dec 27,2011 12:43pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
I hate Elitist PC gamers. They talk a lot of trash.
[Dec 27,2011 12:43pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Blessed Offal uses photoshop for elitism.
[Dec 27,2011 12:45pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Oh hi guys, when are they going to port Starcraft II to Xbox??
[Dec 27,2011 12:46pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Shit. My xbox crashed. Let me wait 4 weeks to have it mailed out and fixed.
[Dec 27,2011 12:47pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Here's an example of why I am more elite than you, despite my use of a console:
-my bands better
-my dicks bigger
-I could probably beat all of you up at the same time with one hand and still hold my 360 controller in the other hand and kill elder dragons on master without hitting more than one button.
-I don't have opinions on black metal anymore because I'm not in middle school.
-My boobs are bigger
[Dec 27,2011 12:48pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
WTF MY PS3 WONT PLAY BLU RAYS ANY MORE. NOW I CANT WATCH MY 90 DOLLAR SET OF BAND OF BROTHERS ON MY $1500 HDTV
[Dec 27,2011 12:50pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
WAY TO TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT ROSS
[Dec 27,2011 12:52pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Consoles are cool if you're not serious about games. *shrug*
[Dec 27,2011 12:52pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
Fuck. YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER HEAD SET WITH A MIC?
[Dec 27,2011 12:53pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
How do I hit control alt delete?
[Dec 27,2011 1:02pm - Alx_Casket ""]
I figure, if you already have a computer that can handle photoshop (which I KNOW you didn't pay for), you can put down for a decent graphics card like aril did and play Skyrim: Generations on settings that feel/look better than any console.
[Dec 27,2011 1:08pm - Your Average Console Gamer ""]
You figured wrong bitch. My dick is bigger because I play console games.
[Dec 27,2011 1:11pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
Anon is basically that rich guy who buys a $70,000 Porsche to make up for the fact that his trophy wife is fucking the pool boy because she can't stand the sight of his awful body naked. But at least his car goes fast amirite!
[Dec 27,2011 1:17pm - AndrewBastard ""]
XBOX 360 and MacBook Pro or GTFO
[Dec 27,2011 1:19pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
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[Dec 27,2011 1:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Andrew, you're excused from the console wars due to your Mac disability. It's like having flat feet in WWII.
[Dec 27,2011 1:21pm - DestroyYouAlot ""]
Xbox = wheelchair van for gamers
[Dec 27,2011 4:48pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Alx_Casket said:LNK, 1400 is retarded. Myself or ark could build you a computer with 500 plus spare parts you already have laying around.
In 2005, it was pretty average for a gaming rig. 2X8800GT alone was close to half the cost.
Of course one could be built cheaper now, but who cares? I got tired of shitty ports and half assed developers anyway.
But Aril is right in one regard - if you're playing FPS you SHOULD prefer a PC. However, it's sad that fag needs to resort to the FPS defense in an RPG thread.
[Dec 27,2011 4:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
The best RPGs came out pre 2000 for consoles.
[Dec 27,2011 4:54pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Red Faction
Rise of the Triad
Jazz Jackrabbit
Now back on topic.
[Dec 27,2011 4:56pm - burnsy ""]
Beat the Star Tropics octopus or fuck yourself.
[Dec 27,2011 4:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
"like"
[Dec 27,2011 5:07pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:The best RPGs came out pre 2000 for consoles.
That explains all the other 25 page threads about 12 year old RPGs around here.
[Dec 27,2011 5:31pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
LOL @ any FPS that isn't Natural Selection on steam.
seriously
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[Dec 27,2011 5:44pm - arilliusbm ""]
ATTN anyone who has steam: I challenge you to a duel in any game. add me and bring it nigga
[Dec 27,2011 5:54pm - eyeroller ""]
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[Dec 27,2011 5:57pm - arilliusbm ""]
Large Negro Kitty is mad that he spent 3500 on an Alienware machine in 1996 that had 333mhz and 32MB ram.
[Dec 27,2011 8:22pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
arilliusbm said:Large Negro Kitty is mad that he spent 3500 on an Alienware machine in 1996 that had 333mhz and 32MB ram.
Nigga kitty doesn't waste money like that. My full name is large negro jew-kitty.
[Dec 28,2011 1:04am - Spaldino ""]
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[Dec 29,2011 5:18pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
OK why am I talking to a dog, and why does it sound like Louis Anderson with a Boston accent? This is the worst quest ever.
[Dec 29,2011 5:19pm - arilliusbm ""]
Blessed_Offal said:OK why am I talking to a dog, and why does it sound like Louis Anderson with a Boston accent? This is the worst quest ever.
boring quest. You can kill the dog, at the end.
[Dec 29,2011 5:21pm - Burnsy ""]
Dog is an awesome tank.
[Dec 29,2011 5:23pm - arilliusbm ""]
Burnsy said:Dog is an awesome tank.
an awesome what?
[Dec 29,2011 5:26pm - narkybark ""]
aril hasn't played any games since 1992 and so doesn't know what a "tank" is.
[Dec 29,2011 5:28pm - Burnsy ""]
Lol
[Dec 29,2011 5:29pm - sigh ""]
arilliusbm said:
Burnsy said:Dog is an awesome tank.
an awesome what?
How is it that the people who claim to be such fans of RPG's do not understand this concept? A tank is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you, leaving you free to attack the NPC unharmed. Usually it's a character that is capable of taking a lot of damage.
[Dec 29,2011 5:29pm - arilliusbm ""]
Was that the movable thing in Blaster Master for NES?
[Dec 29,2011 5:36pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
sigh said:
arilliusbm said:
Burnsy said:Dog is an awesome .
an awesome what?
A is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you,
Re-read your post dude, you're missing words. And noone answered arils question. An awesome what? animal? Mammal? Companion? I don't get it.
[Dec 29,2011 5:40pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Look out tonight at metal Thursday, aril's gonna pull up in an M1 Abrams and you'll all be trolled hard.
[Dec 29,2011 5:44pm - burnsy ""]
The show was last night.
[Dec 29,2011 5:49pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
My character has a strange disease...
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[Dec 29,2011 6:10pm - arilliusbm ""]
sigh said:
arilliusbm said:
Burnsy said:Dog is an awesome tank.
an awesome what?
How is it that the people who claim to be such fans of RPG's do not understand this concept? A tank is any character that will cause the NPC's to attack them instead of you, leaving you free to attack the NPC unharmed. Usually it's a character that is capable of taking a lot of damage.
1) not knowing what a tank is has nothing to do with knowing what a tank is. It's an rttp joke, hard to explain
2) action rpgs arent real rpgs
3) The Dog is pointless and has a horrible accent
[Dec 29,2011 6:22pm - narkybark ""]
only turn-based RPGs with anime twinkle music are real
[Dec 29,2011 6:34pm - burnsy ""]
I learned about tanks from this thread haha. Some thousands of replies ago. His random Boston accent I thought provided a little comic relief and I brought him with me on a ton of quests before actually returning him to Clavicus. He was a great tank and I chose NOT to kill him. I may be all about the Dark Brotherhood but I only kill for hire or when attacked.
[Dec 30,2011 10:43am - voice of reason ""]
bennyhillifier
[Dec 30,2011 10:49am - Blessed_Offal ""]
troll identified
[Jan 1,2012 2:21pm - the_reverend ""]
Sculdafn at lvl 19. Good idea?
[Jan 1,2012 2:28pm - Large Negro Kitty ""]
Scala who?
I think imma gonna play again today and just rush the remaining bits of the main quest.
One question before I do for anyone that has finished:
Do I still get to kill dragons after the quest ends, or at least have a way to get more dragon bones?
[Jan 1,2012 2:32pm - Captain Obvious ""]
How the hell have I missed this sad sack of a thread?
Dorks.
[Jan 2,2012 12:13am - KEVORD ""]
Large%20Negro%20Kitty said:Scala who?
I think imma gonna play again today and just rush the remaining bits of the main quest.
One question before I do for anyone that has finished:
Do I still get to kill dragons after the quest ends, or at least have a way to get more dragon bones?Dragons still pop up randomly after the main quest. I finished the main quest a couple of weeks ago and still run into at least one dragon every couple of hours. I finally smithed Dragon Armor today.
[Jan 2,2012 1:10am - the_reverend ""]
I'm at sovngarde right now.
[Jan 2,2012 1:57am - Alx_Casket ""]
By the twin moons, I just stumbled upon Blackmarsh...
[Jan 2,2012 6:16pm - chrisREX ""]
I started playing this Friday, lvl 13, just returned the horn to the greybeards. My character has a heavy armor, archery, one handed, destruction, and speech focus.
Any recommendations on how to boost my magica besides leveling up?
[Jan 2,2012 6:42pm - voice of reason ""]
bump
[Jan 2,2012 6:48pm - Big bag of assorted nigger parts ""]
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[Jan 3,2012 12:33am - the_reverend ""]
Sovngrade is the last of the man quest?
[Jan 3,2012 12:55am - arilliusbm ""]
pretty much. take your pic on what dragon to kill.
but there's "side" main quests, too.
[Jan 3,2012 1:07am - the_reverend ""]
Damn, short game... Seeing as oblivion took me 5 months to do 2 of the 9 main quests.
[Jan 3,2012 1:26am - arilliusbm ""]
uhh, doing every mission in the game takes weeks of time.
the main quest was short in this one, but that's not the game. the game was everything else you can do.
[Jan 3,2012 1:28am - Alx_Casket ""]
For magika boosting, max out your enchanting skill and get the dual effect unlock. Get an enchanter's philter that increases enchantment powers by 20% for 60 seconds, then quickly enchant whatever armor/bling with Fortify Magika and Magika Regeneration. Having the blessing of certain mage stones probably helps with your magika amount too.
[Jan 3,2012 1:42am - burnsy ""]
Haha "I beat the game"
[Jan 3,2012 1:51am - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
[Jan 3,2012 1:52am - FUS RO DUH ""]
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[Jan 3,2012 8:55am - AndrewBastard ""]
I RIM'D IT UP quite a bit this weekend...
I'm def towards the end of the main quest (trap the dragon in Dragonsreach) but I'm gonna put it off and continue on some other side quests.
Finished the Dark Bro Hoods...decorated the shit out of the new hideout.
I've noticed that if i buy or steal a horse, it'll stick around for a while and just appear out of no where when I fast travel (OMG POSER!!) but eventually it'll go away BUT, when I got Shadowmere, that motherfucker has been with me forever...ALWAYS shows up wherever I go.
I've yet to encounter a werewolf and/or any situation where I could see getting married ever happening...
also, I hate the dwarven caves...fuck off robot spiders.
[Jan 3,2012 8:57am - ark ""]
2 things that caused me to stop playing skyrim:
a bunch of stupid quest bugs on my level 48 char.
starting a new character that's not a nord = people still call you a nord. completely ruins the game for me.
i love this game but i'm waiting for mods to address some issues before i jump back in.
[Jan 3,2012 9:03am - AndrewBastard ""]
seriously? I've considered starting over as some random race just to see what its like but if thats the case that is fucking GAY.
I wanted to be a dark elf and get hated on and jumped, hate crime style for not being a Nord.
[Jan 3,2012 9:05am - timma ""]
26 fucking pages. Sweet Jeebus.
[Jan 3,2012 9:06am - ark ""]
i started a breton chick and the first thing i did was go to the mage college, had 2 people call me a nord and just quit the game, haha
[Jan 3,2012 9:08am - the_reverend ""]
I'm only at lvl 20.
[Jan 3,2012 9:13am - arilliusbm ""]
I'm done for now, will step foot in Tamriel every so often until I start a new game. Usually happens within 6 months.
I'm too busy doing reality simulations with my upgraded M4A1 and owning people in MW3. fuck these new games, though. I'ma start a new Shining Force II game.
[Jan 3,2012 9:19am - AndrewBastard ""]
that would rule.
[Jan 3,2012 10:18am - Alx_Casket ""]
I'm a dark elf but no one's called me a nord in my memory. Also, everyone loves me.
My next character is going to be a destruction/melee Khajit, and will probably start up when major conversion mods are out. Angry big titted cat with a wig ftw
[Jan 3,2012 10:55am - AndrewBastard ""]
Yeah, I may go Argonian....never once tried that. Makes more sense an Argonia would be dragon born, no?
[Jan 3,2012 11:25am - Alx_Casket ""]
A water dragon, maybe...
[Jan 3,2012 9:05pm - Woah!_Shut_It_Down! ""]
Alright, I tried it, and now I'm hooked. I can't believe I made fun of this game. It's tits. Fuck.
[Jan 3,2012 11:41pm - frankovhell ""]
Ive played as a Khajit the whole time and all i ever here is "You'll make a fine rug cat!" (dats racist) No one calls me a nord. Sounds like you got a weird buggy version.
I'm still not doing the main quest whatsoever. I haven't gotten any time to really sit down and play for long stretches though so Im still only level 36.
[Jan 4,2012 12:42am - the_reverend ""]
I'm a little bored since I finished the main quest... but I think I'm going to do some side quests and level up so that I can kill all the giants and their mammoths. fuck those guys. I also want to see how far north I can go.
[Jan 4,2012 4:27am - Randy_Marsh ""]
Where can you steal stuff that is actually worth a damn?
[Jan 4,2012 6:57am - arilliusbm ""]
the_reverend said:I'm a little bored since I finished the main quest..
Give me a break. why dont you-
-do the dark brotherhood quests
-do the thieves guild quests
-do the mage college quests
-do the stormcloak quests
-do the imperial quests
-do the companion quests
-travel to every city in the game
-do all missions in each city
-various other things
The main quest was shorter than some mission strings. I find it utterly absurd that all you care about is the main quest when there's 150+ other quests in an open environment with limitless opportunity to expand your character.
You don't play RPGs. Return Skyrim now and go back to playing Little Big World for ipad, Milkdrinker.
[Jan 4,2012 8:17am - AndrewBastard ""]
LOL^^
Cher: how do you not have $$$?
In Oblivion/Morrowind I was constantly thieving for goods to sell so I could survive... in Skyrim I'm a baller. I have more money than I know what to do with and COUNTLESS items I could sell but dont need to.
[Jan 4,2012 9:12am - burnsy ""]
Cher, the dark dickhood questline is quite lucrative.
[Jan 4,2012 10:32am - KEVORD ""]
the_reverend said:I'm a little bored since I finished the main questThe main quest was just training for the rest of the game. Join the theives guild. Get the skeleton key lock pick and steal everything.
[Jan 4,2012 10:45am - Fake Ark ""]
frankovhell said:Ive played as a Khajit the whole time and all i ever here is "You'll make a fine rug cat!" (dats racist) No one calls me a nord. Sounds like you got a weird buggy version.
i'll give it another shot, after the opening quest i literally ran straight to winterhold and the instant someone called me a nord i said FUCK THIS GAME and did something constructive. maybe with a newer character playing on a patched game i can avoid all the other bugs i had. i never had any performance issues, just quest bugs.
[Jan 4,2012 11:01am - burnsy ""]
Fake%20Ark said:
someone called me a nord i said FUCK THIS GAME
Really?
[Jan 4,2012 11:12am - Fake Ark ""]
you know what i mean, i'm exaggerating, after hitting level 50 with one char and all the bugs i had, at that point i just said "meh". it kills the immersion when i'm a breton chick and someone says something like "oh, a nord at the college, what a rarity"
all this skyrim talk is probably going to cause me to fire up the game again tonight and see what new mods i can install.
[Jan 4,2012 11:17am - burnsy ""]
Gotcha. Wasn't sure if it was truly fake ark haha. You're point is well taken though. My game hasn't been all the buggy, but I'm a 360 falser.
[Jan 4,2012 7:51pm - ark ""]
arilliusbm said:MEET ME IN CHINATOWN'S CS 1.6 SERVER NO AWPS I don't think it's up anymore, I looked :( A lot of Russian and Chinese ones though.
[Jan 4,2012 7:54pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
I have money but where my rare items at?
[Jan 4,2012 8:03pm - burnsy ""]
Randy_Marsh said:I have money but where my rare items at?
Caves and dwarven ruins.
[Jan 4,2012 8:36pm - Blessed Offal NLI ""]
Randy_Marsh said:I have money but where my rare items at?
one good thing to do is rob the Arch Mages quarters in the mage college in Winterhold. Nothing amazing, but plenty of above-average loot.
[Jan 10,2012 9:11am - BlownUpJamPad ""]
http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/vgm/2788835266.html
Any rich nerds out there ??
7ft Elder Scrolls Skyrim Dovakiin Statue #250 out of 400 - $3000
[Jan 10,2012 9:17am - arilliusbm ""]
LOL what? Terracotta army?
[Jan 10,2012 3:06pm - xanonymousx ""]
got the good of yellow light, ps3 is dead.
[Jan 10,2012 3:08pm - FuckIsMySignature ""]
LOL @ 39,000 Views
hahaha nerds
[Jan 10,2012 3:13pm - KEVORD ""]
Level 43. Just finished the thieves guild guest Saturday. Doing all those jobs got ponderous.
[Jan 10,2012 4:06pm - AndrewBastard ""]
havent played in like a week or so...
[Jan 10,2012 4:12pm - arilliusbm ""]
Havent played in 3 weeks.
[Jan 10,2012 4:13pm - KEVORD ""]
FALSES!
[Jan 10,2012 4:17pm - ark ""]
started a new character last night. a ton of awesome texture and graphics mods out there. a new PC interface mod too that works great.
still love the game. impossible to have the same experience twice. i'm going to see what i can do about the quest bugs on my 49 nord too.
[Jan 10,2012 4:18pm - arilliusbm ""]
I take large breaks from games like that then go back to them. They're meant to be played overtime. besides, I hated how every free second I had was either going to Skyrim or watching Arnold movies.
[Jan 10,2012 4:20pm - ark ""]
taking breaks is key. if i play a game every night for a week, i start to loathe it.
[Jan 10,2012 4:56pm - AndrewBastard ""]
Skyrim is kinda like a girlfriend...
[Jan 10,2012 4:56pm - Blessed_Offal ""]
havn't played in 2 weeks. been playing TFC and dawn of war. will pick up again soon. got really buggy.
[Jan 10,2012 11:09pm - DEEP THOUGHTS ""]
CRT is a much better technology than LCD.
1) Perfect black levels
2) Flawless off-axis viewing
3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD
4) Warmer, more natural image (thanks to scan lines and small granules)
5) Far longer life-span
6) Not subject to manufacture problems such as dead-pixels
7) Good range of compatibility with lower or non-standard resolutions without blurring
Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. So tell me /g/, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end.
And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess.
And before you start yapping about IPS panels:
Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit.
The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.
[Jan 11,2012 12:45am - KEVORD ""]
The tv I game with in my basement is a massive 30" widescreen HD tube tv. I bought it around 2003 and it weighs a ton. I'd gladly trade it for a bigger LCD I could hang on the wall.
[Feb 8,2012 11:22pm - Alx_Casket ""]
At D.I.C.E. 2012, Bethesda Game Studios' Todd Howard just showed an amazing highlight reel of mods the studio built into The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim during a week-long "game jam" after the game's release. Features like mounted combat, a lycanthropy skill tree, and one enormous mudcrab, the width of the horizon, were all shown. And that was the tip of the iceberg.
Howard made no promises that anything seen in the demo reel would ever make it into the game, whether as a title update or downloadable content down the line. But it did showcase the depth of what the Bethesda team built and a creative instinct within the team that matches the mod community's enthusiasm, stoked recently by the release of the official Creation Kit.
Some highlights, by no means an exhaustive list:
• Seasonal foliage.
• Spears.
• Kill cams for magic and ranged combat.
• Stealth enhancements such as water arrows.
• Paralysis runes.
• New follower commands for combat style and training.
• Building your own home..
• Goblins.
• Waygate fast travel.
• Mounted combat.
• Dragon mounts.
• Kinect-enabled shouts.
• Enhanced underwater visuals.
• Ice and fire arrows.
• A Werebear.
• Lycanthropy skill tree.
• Becoming a flying vampire, with minions..
• An enormous mud crab.
• "Fat giants."
[Feb 8,2012 11:37pm - arilliusbm ""]
Old news.
[Feb 9,2012 7:00am - dragon priest ""]
3.1GB high resolution texture pack was released yesterday on steam. PC version now looks 10x better, no longer looks like an xbox port. Tons of mods are out too, just click to install them.
[Feb 9,2012 9:12am - arktouros ""]
this is joyous news
[Feb 9,2012 9:17am - arilliusbm ""]
arktouros said:this is old news
[Feb 9,2012 10:30am - frankovhell ""]
Yeah, fan made texture mod is better anyways.
[Feb 9,2012 10:31am - arktouros ""]
i see steam added a native mod repository. awesome.
[Feb 9,2012 10:38am - the_reverend ""]
"3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD "
CRTs are typically 60Hz... and max out at 200Hz.
LCDs are 240Hz
LEDs are 480Hz
Plasmas are 600Hz
[Feb 9,2012 10:58am - arktouros ""]
DEEP%20THOUGHTS said:CRT is a much better technology than LCD.
The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.
this is one of the worst posts i've ever seen.
[Feb 20,2012 8:07am - AndrewBastard ""]
played almost all day yesterday for the first time in a couple weeks...got a shit load done.
[Mar 5,2012 1:08pm - ABastard NLI ""]
sooo
I think I'm pretty much done with the game.
Done all main quests, millions of side quests.
I spent 2 hours yesterday walking around and fast traveling from city to city SEEKING new quests to no avail.
aside from the occasional, "bring this letter to so and so" YAY 25 golds!! types of quests here and there, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
any secret quests I dont know about?
I DONT WANT TO BE DONE.
[Mar 5,2012 1:22pm - arktouros ""]
too bad you don't have a PC bro, i dove back in for a couple hours the other night and tried a bunch of new mods, there's graphics mods, "deadly dragons" mod, "WARS IN SKYRIM" mod which has large scale battles between all factions (bandits vs. orcs, imperial vs. stormcloaks, etc), new NPCs, spells, equipment, etc
(granted i never finished most of the main quest lines on my 49 warrior or 20 mage/thief, so i still have a bunch of excuses for coming back)
[Mar 5,2012 1:24pm - arilliusbm ""]
Reason number 465736 why...nevermind
[Mar 5,2012 1:26pm - Alx_Casket ""]
arktouros said:too bad you don't have a PC bro, there's nude mods
[Mar 5,2012 1:29pm - arktouros ""]
that too, there's one realllly good one that jiggles.
it sucks cause consoles couldn't handle 50 battling NPCs with the jiggling.
[Mar 5,2012 1:34pm - ABastard NLI ""]
I might get the Reckoning game...
I used to be a big RA Salvatore fan (i have like 4 signed books) so it may peak my interest.
[May 31,2012 1:41pm - barock obama ""]
lol
[May 31,2012 1:44pm - Alx_Casket ""]
About a month until Dawnstar comes out for PC, yuh huh
[May 31,2012 1:49pm - chernobyl ""]
what is dawnstar?
[May 31,2012 1:54pm - AndrewBastard ""]
another one of the towns in Tamriel.
I'm like OUT OF STUFF TO DO in this game
never got married. never figured out how to be a Werewolf.
:(
[May 31,2012 1:56pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Fuck I meant Dawnguard. Their naming conventions are getting to be like power metal bands with interchangeability.
http://www.shacknews.com/article/73597/sky...-dlc-coming-to-xbox-360-this-summer
[May 31,2012 1:57pm - chernobyl ""]
Glitch in my skyrim. Turned into full vampire...tried to go and get the cure but the thing is not in the coffin like in all the youtube videos and as the storyline says it should be in that coffin, it just isn't.
[May 31,2012 1:58pm - Alx_Casket ""]
use admin console for secret arktouros problem solving method, noob
[May 31,2012 3:47pm - arktouros ""]
a patch actually fixed my permanent werewolf problem. i can't help ya bud.
[May 31,2012 7:45pm - quintessence ""]
chernobyl, use console commands?
I've been playing heavily modded skyrim with graphical enb mods and everything lately. Not buying Diablo 3 is fine with me. I'm finally doing all the quests and some of the mods people have made are amazing.
[Aug 31,2012 11:01am - AndrewBastard ""]
i'm officially updating / downloading expansions etc and I'm gonna replay the whole game with a new character...
[Aug 31,2012 11:05am - Alx_Casket ""]
Just got dawnguard yesterday and did a few quests. The new game update makes graphics look smoother and more cinematic.
[Aug 31,2012 11:06am - AndrewBastard ""]
youre a PC guy though right?
I need to get my xbox online to get dawnguard which is greg lou gayness
[Aug 31,2012 11:08am - Alx_Casket ""]
Yeah, PC. Dunno if my game updates have any effect on you consolers.
[Aug 31,2012 11:13am - ark ""]
been playing off and on with a few excellent mods, when the game is stable it's fantastic, i still haven't done a majority of the stuff the game offers.
[Aug 31,2012 11:15am - Alx_Casket ""]
What mods are you running ark?
[Aug 31,2012 11:23am - trioxin245 ""]
I actually bought the PC version the other day because I sold my xbox copy. Haven't even installed it yet because I'm still playing Dead Space 2. I played Skyrim for like 120+ hours but never got anywhere in it, because 90% of the time I was just baked roaming around looking at stuff instead of doing quests.
[Aug 31,2012 11:41am - AndrewBastard ""]
i did like everything in the game but I still want to play it...i just get bored roaming around...
need new quests!
[Aug 31,2012 12:22pm - KEVORD ""]
I beat Dawngaurd on the Dawngaurd side a while ago. Really fun. Need to go back and complete the werewolf tree.
[Aug 31,2012 12:23pm - AndrewBastard ""]
never saw a werewolf..never got married
[Aug 31,2012 12:27pm - KEVORD ""]
AndrewBastard said:never saw a werewolf..never got marriedThan you haven't even come close to doing everything in the game. You never even met the clan of werewolves? Those are just regular quests in the game.
[Aug 31,2012 12:28pm - AndrewBastard ""]
never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.
[Aug 31,2012 12:31pm - Alx_Casket ""]
dude, even exploring and random quests will lead you to Silver Hand (werewolf hunter) hideouts, where they have werewolves caged.
[Aug 31,2012 12:32pm - Burnsy ""]
AndrewBastard said:never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.
It's in whiterun. Go to Jorrvaskr in Whiterun. It's in that area at the bottom of the stairs going to Dragonreach. They'll hook you up, son.
[Aug 31,2012 12:33pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Burnsy said:
AndrewBastard said:never had a werewolf quest...ever. i dont understand why. no mention of them even.
It's in whiterun. Go to Jorrvaskr in Whiterun. It's in that area at the bottom of the stairs going to Dragonreach. They'll hook you up, son.
Shut the fuck up, Burnsy.
[Aug 31,2012 12:37pm - Burnsy ""]
Go be melodic about it, faggot.
[Aug 31,2012 12:38pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Burnsy said:Go be melodic about it, faggot.
It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from paganism.
[Aug 31,2012 12:44pm - AndrewBastard ""]
I'M GONNA DO WEREWOLF KWESTS AS SOON AS I GET SETTLED INTO MY NEW PLACEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Aug 31,2012 12:44pm - KEVORD ""]
I married Aela the Huntress. She's a werewolf and a merchant. So I can sell her shit I don't need and she gives me a percentage of her sales.
[Aug 31,2012 12:49pm - Burnsy ""]
Randy_Marsh said:
It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from Judaism
[Aug 31,2012 12:52pm - Alx_Casket ""]
KEVORD said:So I can sell her shit on rockworldeast.com and she gives me a percentage of her sales.
[Aug 31,2012 12:52pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Burnsy said:
Randy_Marsh said:
It's in my nature to be melodic, I was born from Judaism
I got kicked out of hebrew school, lol
[Aug 31,2012 4:23pm - ark ""]
i'm a bunch of texture and graphics mods, caliente's nude mod, dynamic guards, weather mods, sound effect and soundtrack addons, dance of death killmove+, sky ui, alternate start, midas magic and a few others. my first playthrough i didn't even touch most of the entire west side of the map and now that save file is broken anyway. starting a new game with alternate start mod is a pretty rad.
[Aug 31,2012 4:39pm - ark ""]
oh yeah, also NO FAST TRAVEL mod.
[Aug 31,2012 5:33pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Cool, I'm gonna look into a few of those. The craftable and enchanting freedom mods are awesome. Here's what I'm running:
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[Sep 1,2012 8:30am - trioxin245 ""]
Where is a good place to download some mods?
Also, no fast travel mod is stupid. If you don't like fast traveling, you can just NOT DO IT, you don't need a mod. Also, I would never play this game without the ability to travel. Tedium does not add to challenge or gameplay at all.
[Sep 1,2012 10:53am - ark ""]
it's part of a hardcore survival mod where you need to worry about food, hypothermia, rest, etc...it's pretty sweet, forces you to play the game differently. like hardcore mode in fallout new vegas
[Sep 1,2012 10:54am - ark ""]
if you have it on pc check the steam workshop, or go to http://www.skyrimnexus.com
[Sep 1,2012 12:24pm - trioxin245 ""]
Hardcore mod actually sounds pretty awesome. I thought you meant it was just a mod that did nothing but get rid of fast travel.
[Sep 1,2012 3:01pm - curt schilling ""]
fuck this retarded game.
[Sep 5,2012 5:35pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
currently downloading Dawnguard on xbox live. it was $20
[Sep 5,2012 5:37pm - Burnsy ""]
Dawnguard has been pretty fun thus far. I got about 4 hours in.
[Sep 5,2012 5:44pm - Alx_Casket ""]
bennyhillifier
I lol'd
[Sep 5,2012 5:48pm - Burnsy ""]
IMMATURE
[Sep 5,2012 6:09pm - AndrewBastard NLI ""]
so it turns out I cant do any of the companions quests because of a bug in the Trouble In Skyrim mission...the dude says to kill the leader of dead crone rock but i already killed her...
"While doing jobs for the Companions I am to "Kill the Leader of the Dead Crone Rock". So I head up there and low and behold the leader is already dead laying on the ground and the arrow is pointing over the hags head. I smash, burn, freeze and try to re-animate the corpse with scrolls and spells to no luck. Now I am unable to continue with the Companion quests.
Is there a central place to record all of these so that they can fix these? And forgive me if this is already on this forum. Doing this quickly so I can get back downstairs to continue with other quests."
[Sep 5,2012 6:27pm - ark ""]
that blows, i don't think there's any way around that in the xbox version
[Sep 5,2012 7:14pm - Alx_Casket ""]
PC RULEZ
[Sep 5,2012 7:19pm - trioxin245 ""]
Alx_Casket said:
KEVORD said:So I can sell her shit on rockworldeast.com and she gives me a percentage of her sales.
I lold
[Sep 5,2012 7:47pm - andrewbastard nli ""]
Dawnguard is pretty fresh so far. Killing vamps like woah
[Sep 5,2012 7:56pm - Burnsy ""]
You didn't choose to be a vamp? Get the fuck outta hea.
[Sep 6,2012 11:20am - AndrewBastard ""]
i ended up going back and becoming a vamp... its sicck but I hate that its 3rd person and you cant access most of the menus in vamp mode.
[Sep 6,2012 11:35am - Burnsy ""]
Yeah there's really no use for the menu when you're in vamp form though. Werewolf is third person too. I've yet to earn many perks yet as a vamp all in all, I'd say it's way better than being a faggy vampire slayer. The storyline is pretty sweet too.
[Sep 6,2012 11:38am - AndrewBastard ""]
yeah. I wanted to make sex with Serana...
I'm gonna go back and replay the whole game with a completely different style character...i guess the werewolf play is greatly improved with the dawnguard add-on so I'm psyched to finally be able to do those quests.
[Sep 6,2012 12:10pm - the_reverend ""]
Becoming a vampire is why I stopped playing. Got is of it.
[Sep 6,2012 12:18pm - AndrewBastard ""]
its not like the normal old style vampire...
this is way different.
[Sep 6,2012 12:19pm - AndrewBastard ""]
you end up playing as this dude
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[Sep 6,2012 12:35pm - Burnsy ""]
AndrewBastard said:yeah. I wanted to make sex with Serana.
Bahahaha. After a few quests together, i asked her about why she always talks about being lonely. She ended up asking if i had family or anyone. An option was, "there's my wife..." i chose "i try not to rely on anyone. Serana a is way more badass than my faggot alchemist wife.
[Sep 6,2012 12:52pm - AndrewBastard ""]
i dont have a wife in Skyrim :(
[Sep 6,2012 4:25pm - Burnsy ""]
Also, apparently Hearthfire came out a couple days ago on xbox live. I'm thinking about getting it. You buy a plot of land, design a house and gather the materials you need to build it. Looks boss. I'll finally have some use for all the gold I've collected and won't be limited to the houses offered in the game.
[Sep 6,2012 4:27pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Is Hearthfire coming to PC? It sounds like a more expansive user-made mod that was made a while ago.
[Sep 6,2012 4:37pm - Burnsy ""]
No mention of PC or PS3.
[Sep 6,2012 7:22pm - Burnsy ""]
Downloading hearthfire. Was only $5.
[Sep 6,2012 8:19pm - andrewbastard nli ""]
Want.
[Oct 11,2012 9:37am - the_reverend ""]
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/81218/gree...borderlands-2-mechromancer-pack-dlc
PC hellfire for $3.75
[Oct 11,2012 10:00am - Burnsy ""]
I WANT MY $1.25 BACK, WHAT THE FUCK?!!! Also LOL at the fact that I paid for and downloaded hearthfire and haven't bothered with Skyrim since.
[Oct 11,2012 10:18am - Alx_Casket ""]
Just got married ingame, and my wife disappeared immediately after the ceremony :C
[Oct 11,2012 10:24am - Burnsy ""]
Your wife probably went to your house, bro. She's got dinner to make and a store to run. So selfish.
[Oct 11,2012 10:34am - Alx_Casket ""]
Which house? She's one of the magic bitches from the college, maybe I should check back there.
[Oct 11,2012 10:35am - Burnsy ""]
She's most likely there. Then you can tell her which house to go to.
[Oct 11,2012 10:36am - Alx_Casket ""]
Oh, I will.
[Oct 11,2012 10:42am - Burnsy ""]
Visit her every couple weeks in game time and she'll hook you up with gold.
[Oct 11,2012 10:44am - Alx_Casket ""]
Well she was my follower before I tied the knot, I hope to just get her back into that role.
[Oct 11,2012 10:55am - Burnsy ""]
Not sure you can do that. Even if you can, why the fuck would you marry her if you just want her to be your follower? Marriage isn't about love, you dolt. It's about having her run a store so you can get free gold and pawn your shit off on her.
[Oct 11,2012 11:00am - Alx_Casket ""]
Eh, might as well take all the loot off of her and hire J'zargo. I will never remember to visit my wife. Thanks for the tips!
[Oct 11,2012 11:28am - trioxin245 ""]
fuck getting married in video games. GAY
[Oct 11,2012 12:02pm - AndrewBastard ""]
you get married in Sid Meyers Pirates on xbox....fuck off ballroom dancing for 20 mins in a video game.
[Oct 11,2012 12:04pm - trioxin245 ""]
AndrewBastard said:you get married in Sid Meyers Pirates on xbox....fuck off ballroom dancing for 20 mins in a video game.I remember watching matti play fable 2 or 3 or something. Wasnt into it at all and then he had to not only get a wife but like, spend time with her and I was like WTF FUCK THIS GAME.
[Oct 11,2012 12:06pm - arilliusbm ""]
Sounds like a bunch of FastTraveler speak. Lazy ass motherfuckers.
[Oct 11,2012 1:02pm - Alx_Casket ""]
trioxin245 said:fuck getting married in video games. GAY
It was. I play as female characters in video games when I have the option, and got married to another female.
[Oct 11,2012 1:07pm - trioxin245 ""]
not gay in a homosexual way, just gay. Like if there were two guys suckin each others dicks I wouldnt call them fags, but if one of em started saying something gay like 'people from phoenix are phoenician' Id say stop being a faggot and suck that dick.
[Oct 11,2012 1:08pm - Burnsy ""]
Plagiarism! Your arrested.
[Oct 11,2012 1:45pm - trioxin245 ""]
:D
[Oct 11,2012 1:46pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Burnsy said:[img]
[Oct 11,2012 3:15pm - ^^Satan ""]
Ckeck out my friends band here http://www.facebook.com/zircon666
[Oct 11,2012 3:19pm - Randy_Marsh ""]
Alx_Casket said:
Burnsy said:[img]
burnsy as a cat
[Oct 11,2012 3:26pm - KEVORD ""]
Hearthfire sounds like the dumbest shit ever. I don't want to decorate my house and adopt a kid like a fruit. I want to slay mutha fuckas with my bow. Need more dlc quests.
[Oct 11,2012 3:31pm - Alx_Casket ""]
that was my point, mon cher
[Oct 11,2012 3:37pm - KEVORD ""]
Getting married is at least worth it for the achievement and the free gold. There is no advantage game wise to Hearthfire.
[Oct 11,2012 3:40pm - Burnsy ""]
Haven't played it yet but having a decked out mansion that you design sounds pretty sweet. Adopting a kid is lame though.
[Oct 11,2012 3:41pm - Alx_Casket ""]
Some people just want to do kitchy shit in games. Like going bowling in GTA IV
[Oct 12,2012 3:47pm - trioxin245 ""]
KEVORD said:Getting married is at least worth it for the achievement :/
[Dec 7,2012 9:52am - AndrewBastard ""]
there is a new add-on
i guess it has a whole new world (map) and you can ride dragons...
new world = want
ride dragons = kinda want but also sounds kinda gay
[Dec 7,2012 9:56am - arilliusbm ""]
No thanks.
[Dec 7,2012 10:11am - Burnsy ""]
I'll grab it. Dawnguard was fucking awesome. My only complaint though is with the crossbow. I think it should include your archery perks.
[Dec 7,2012 10:19am - AndrewBastard ""]
i lost interest in Dawnguard honestly...
[Dec 7,2012 10:19am - arilliusbm ""]
Yawnguard.
[Dec 7,2012 10:22am - Burnsy ""]
Meh to each their own. Soul Cairn was fucking awesome. The imagery alone was enough and I thought the story was great too. I didn't do the actual dawnguard side though. I imagine it was similar to the vampire questline.
[Dec 7,2012 11:37am - AndrewBastard ""]
Yawnguard is spot on hahah
[Dec 7,2012 11:42am - trioxin245 ""]
I lost interest in this game after Phantasy Star reminded me wat a real rpg plays like.
[Feb 6,2014 3:38pm - arilliusbm ""]
LOL @ 290,000 views.
[Feb 6,2014 3:44pm - DYA DEPARTMENT OF SMDH ""]
I used to read this thread like you, but then I took 290,000 arrows to the knee.
[Feb 6,2014 4:06pm - Dr. Sarkdonicus ""]
I played this a bit last night. I've never touched most of the stuff in game but with survival mods I'm still loving it. Getting from one farmstead to another takes hours.
[Aug 28,2015 3:05pm - Alx_Casket ""]
LOL @ 475,944 views.
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[Jun 9,2017 2:17pm - arilliusbum ""]
Bump
[Nov 25,2017 8:35pm - the_reverend ""]
I started playing this on the switch from scratch. Digging it. My 8yo is also digging it.
[Nov 26,2017 6:36am - the_reverend ""]
Having skyrim Dreams again...
[Dec 8,2017 10:45am - the_reverend ""]
ok, http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
has me f'd. so much. This sucks.
[Dec 8,2017 11:13am - boblovesmusic ""]
still haven't played it
[Dec 8,2017 12:06pm - Old news ""]
the_reverend said:ok, http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Diplomatic_Immunity
has me f'd. so much. This sucks.
It's easy..
[Dec 22,2017 9:59pm - the_reverend ""]
I should probably read through this whole thread. Last time, I was like at level 21 or something like that when I completed the main quest. On the switch, I'm re-learning everything.
[Feb 12,2018 12:46pm - the_reverend ""]
ARG!!!!! I lost Lydia and my last save is 6 days ago. :~( I'm going to go looking, but I think she is gone. This sucks cause she has a killer mask.
[Feb 13,2018 2:12am - Fan of Cats ""]
Go to the college of winterhold and get jzargo instead. He's better
[Feb 13,2018 9:09am - the_reverend ""]
I just want the stuff that she had on her. She had a mask on her and Mehrunes' Razor. I ended up running and getting Argis the Bulwark
[Jul 26,2019 4:09am - anonymous ""]
Stupid filtered SPAMBOT post: 115.166.143.82
[Dec 20,2021 8:27pm - what a shamn ""]
what a shame
[Aug 31,2022 3:40pm - the_reverend ""]
just bought the GOTY anniversary edition... time to start over again? I want to be able to move my switch game to the steam deck.